I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Sad but true
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you
Feel ya buddy. Pulled that shit back one day and thought I had bits of paper in my dick. The shit stank too like nothing I'd ever smelled. Spent about 2 confused hours in the shower after that just trying to clean the shit off. What made it difficult was the fact that the glans was really sensitive and didn't want to be touched.
so /u/PoorLilMarco came to someone's yard, took a huge shit on it, and when people told him to fuck off, he thought they were the ones to laught at :thinking:
49 comments
1 Mayocide2020 2018-04-03
furries act like they aren't infested with nazis already smdh
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-04-03
Furries act like they aren't in desperate need for a gassing.
1 known_person 2018-04-03
There are actually only a few Nazi furries, they're just very vocal
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-03
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJwOlRhGbeU)
I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Sad but true
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you
1 bjt23 2018-04-03
Wait what? You're posting this weird fursona thing about yourself? Why?
1 Sometetrisguy 2018-04-03
i actually made it, lol
the circles brother
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-03
Who actually cares about these dumb circles
1 shitpost953 2018-04-03
furries apparently
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-03
And drama mod(s)
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-04-03
no need to repeat stuff jeez
1 known_person 2018-04-03
And PoorLilMarco.
He spends an inordinately large amount of time trying to take down furry circles.
1 Nanaki__ 2018-04-03
Joys of using uBlockOrigin
any shit I don't like on the page, right click, block element, and I never see it again.
Anytime reddit likes to add quirky 'features' that messes with a clean layout, into the trash it goes.
1 loli_esports 2018-04-03
i allowed it specifically so i can make a circle in hopes they give out gold again
1 known_person 2018-04-03
PoorLilMarco does.
He spends an inordinately large amount of time trying to take down furry circles.
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-03
This is even worse than a masterlawlz sticky
1 Imspartan 2018-04-03
All these squares make a circle.
1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2018-04-03
Anyone else wait until they were like 16 to first pull down foreskin then spend literally hours trying to scrape off all the smegma?
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
I'm 28 and still haven't pulled it down yet. I'm scared of it ripping tbh.
1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2018-04-03
Feel ya buddy. Pulled that shit back one day and thought I had bits of paper in my dick. The shit stank too like nothing I'd ever smelled. Spent about 2 confused hours in the shower after that just trying to clean the shit off. What made it difficult was the fact that the glans was really sensitive and didn't want to be touched.
1 loli_esports 2018-04-03
my daddy taught me a few things, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
Daddy gave you good advice.
1 SometimesSayDie 2018-04-03
Yeah, but I'm 15 and I only (tried to) do that like twice ever.
1 DowntownWrongdoer 2018-04-03
Die
1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2018-04-03
Please be irony lol
1 DowntownWrongdoer 2018-04-03
wtf, lmao!
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-03
>not cut
Enjoy not controlling the banks and the deep state nerd
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-04-03
TBH I quiet enjoy not raping goats, camels and, god forbid, anglos. Not spontaneously exploding is fun too.
1 Raving_Dave 2018-04-03
too relatable
1 shitpost953 2018-04-03
Context
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-03
OwO
what's this?
1 sooth_ 2018-04-03
so /u/PoorLilMarco came to someone's yard, took a huge shit on it, and when people told him to fuck off, he thought they were the ones to laught at :thinking:
1 Sometetrisguy 2018-04-03
hold on I got you 🤔
i made this image
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-03
nice post
1 SometimesSayDie 2018-04-03
Why are they upset over losing some dumb game about circles
1 known_person 2018-04-03
PoorLilMarco has been spending an inordinately large amount of time trying to take down furry circles, and overall being an a**hole
1 serialflamingo 2018-04-03
Good.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-04-03
/u/PoorLilMarco BTFO
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-04-03
/r/selffuck
1 Chicup 2018-04-03
/u/dethhhdog
Is it still ok to at least mock them when the sexual degeneracy comes out and the conventions need to be canceled?
1 dethhhdog 2018-04-03
God shut the fuck up
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
That's not nice.
1 dethhhdog 2018-04-03
You seem to be pretty bothered by furries
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
They amuse me greatly, actually
1 dethhhdog 2018-04-03
Obviously considering how much time you dedicate to them
Are you sure you aren't a furry? owo
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
I wouldn't be able to feel superior to them anymore if I was.
1 fnuuurr 2018-04-03
We all know you're a closet case, so feel free to bite the bad dragon bullet
1 Chicup 2018-04-03
Dogs can't talk! Learn to growl.
1 -DeadHead- 2018-04-03
So you're actually a reddit admin?
...
Have you heard about our lord and savior, the ban of The_Donald? 🤗
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-03
It's funny because that guy actually spammed the modmail with horse porn, and that's why he got banned by Reddit
1 -DeadHead- 2018-04-03
Not an argument, that's normal behaviour.