Kurt please put close your email and accept the mod invite already

150  2018-04-03 by respaaaaaj

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Eichenwald digging in deep there. I mean we all know how much Eichenwald cares about the welfare of children. Especially when they are being abused by the system.

I look forward to him trying to sue Shapiro for people sending him strobe gifs.

strobe gifs.

I'm no technologist nerdgin, but surely there's some program somewhere that runs in the background, detects flashing shit on the screen, and suppresses it? I mean, the epileptic population is big enough, and such a program is easy enough to write, that surely if you were in a situation where you were still recovering from a gif attack from a year ago, you'd install such a program?

Oh nm it's just Kurt being the mega Jew he usually is.

He did, hes claims hes keeping track because apparently its considered assault or some shit.

On Friday, the Federal Bureau of Investigation said it had arrested John Rayne Rivello, 29, at his home in Salisbury, Md., and accused him of sending the electronic file. The agency charged Mr. Rivello with criminal cyberstalking with the intent to kill or cause bodily harm.

The charge could carry a prison sentence of up to 10 years, according to the United States district attorney in Dallas, who is prosecuting the case.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/technology/social-media-attack-that-set-off-a-seizure-leads-to-an-arrest.html

They dropped the cyberstalking charge but not the assualt with a deadly weapon one

OI OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOH THAT ASSAULT GIF?

“Police traced the Twitter account to Rivello's iCloud account, where they found an image of him holding his driver's license.”

book 'em Dano

writing this program would be difficult to detect it from actual videos of other things (sports or movies clips for example), so its not easy to write

T. programmer and experience in image processing

Oh, I actually didn't care

hmmm.. .what do you mean by this... 🤔🤔🤔

I'm a level 99 programming expert and I discovered that you can close the tab that the gif is opened in. Better yet, just never open it at all. I will accept my CS doctorate now pls.

Did you take two classes on HTML also? Damn... you really ARE a wizard tech guru!

Just disable auto playing gifs and videos

Every major browser supports this natively

Dude I'm spazzing at how hot this drama is going to become, we are watching this drama blow up.

Tweet: Kurt Ultrajew isn't even a contributing editor at Vanity Fair

It was in his Twitter bio that he worked for Vanity Fair. I refreshed the page and he had removed it.

Hijacking the top comment to post this article that outlines the latest (as of 4 minutes ago) of this developing drama:

tl;dr - Kurt lied about employment twice in one week, more shit going down

Wtf I love Ben Shapiro now!

My favorite part was how Kurt’s immediate response to this was to call a rabbi. Absolutely parenthetical.

Let's just say, atonement was brought up a lot. 😉

You can tell Kurt thought that was a kill shot, but in reality he looks retarded to pretty much everyone

Everyone involved in this story is Jewish. Eichenwald, Shapiro, and Kashuv whose parents are Israeli immigrants.

lol like a live drama unfolding.

Is Ben having a seizure? Why did he repeat himself.

he probably pre-wrote out what he wanted to say and accidentally pasted it twice or something. (((they're))) not the most technologically literate

You deserve a seizure for your post.

Eichenwald is an editor at Vanity Fair now? Lmfao how did that happen?

Uhh hes got legit journalism chops, its not exactly shocking that he went from one fairly high profile job to another, and thank god for it keeping him relevant.

Did you follow his antics during the election? Shit was wild.

Of course, dudes one of the best drama/political follows on twitter.

Actually he just got fired.

No he didn't.

He hadn't written for them in several years, and he just found out they let him go, Officespace style.

According to him of course.

hes going to fake another seizure isnt he

Like everyone else I legit thought that shit was faked at first, but nerds are winding up in court over it, I think we may have to break down and admit that its legit. (and fucking hilarious)

he took the guy to court but he 100% faked his original seizure because he was tweeting about pretending to be his own wife while it was supposedly happening

like if you were married to someone and they started having a seizure, would you aid them in not choking or pen this tweet

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/809616876011749376

would you aid them in not choking or pen this tweet

If I were married to kurt or in general?

i mean thats a good point i cant say i wouldnt just slide kurt in particular onto the floor

He even faked a comma splice. The absolute madman

The charges got as far as getting the dude’s IRL identity before being dropped, and Fed prosecutors do not like to drop charges especially when it comes to openly racist types

Do the math

They didn't drop all the charges lol, just the cyberstalking one, which has the lesser penalties. Do the research lol

lolno

do you understand how federal sentencing works?

'' Steven Liberman, who represents Eichenwald, said in a statement that the dismissal of the federal charges allows the state of Texas to proceed with its case against Rivello."

No parole for the federal charges, that’s the big thing

It worked to distract from the CP site he was running.

That Kyle dude from Parkland Shooting released the DMs to someone. This could blow up huge if it finds out that (((Kurt))) was being the manipulative, lying prick that he is known to be. This drama is officially (((developing)))

(((😂👌)))

ahahahaha he just got himself fired again 10/10

This is the best.

Looks like he's gonna have lots of free time to look up tentacle porn

Oh my god is this the tentacle porn guy? This dude is my hero! /r/drama mod when?!

What's that, 2 time in a few weeks he has claimed affiliation then gotten summarily dismissed?

Fucking hell Kurt, if you just want to kill your reputation just delete your twitter and become a truck driver like a normal pedophile.

Truck driving won't provide him with the mainline of attention he so desperately needs. Dude's histrionic or something.

Shameless plug for /r/KurtEichenwald

ohhh shit guys he got himself fired again

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241

That feel when you start an 'investigative story' but your name is such anathema that no one wants anything to do with you.

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KURT EICHENWALD 7:56 AM (2 hours ago) to me ~

Ben,

I'm working on an article about you and your relationship with Kyle, the kid from Parkland. I am not going to be using his name, for reasons that will become apparent. A few items:

  1. He has been actively working to trick journalists he believes work for non-Fox television networks into taking any action in something in which his twitter account was linked.

  2. He has been coordinating with some of the trolls involved with these people.

  3. He in fact coordinated with the other guy with the podcast who was demanding my respect. He used the same attack on me as the other guy. which was unprovoked. (He used this garbage pushed by conservative media and leftists that I am a fan of tentacle porn.) I believe he was trying to get me to block him, and was more than delighted when I responded to him thinking I was the other kid.

  4. He did something similar with Joan Walsh - getting wrapped up in twitter combat with a Parkland parent whose child died. Walsh followed the parent, and when he responded, she liked his tweet. Just like with me, Joan apparently had no idea who Kyle was or even that his name was attached to the email.

Next, I engaged in a DM conversation with Kyle, which was quite disturbing. l consulted a friend of mine who is a psychiatrist - a political conservative, since that seems so important to you - and based on what he read. the psychiatrist said the following:

  1. Kyle is in desperate need of psychiatric help or support The psychiatrist did not have enough information to assess if the issues he saw in the conversation were the consequence of the shooting, being psychologically unprepared for being thrust into the conservative media as a go-to kid, or if there is an underlying pathology that preceded these events.

  2. Kyle is obsessed with you. in fact, our DM conversation, which involved a lot of irrational rage, seemed to have been sparked by my asking you to debate. (That invitation still stands.) Kyle demanded that I stop asking you to debate in the midst of a diatribe that the psychiatrist found deeply disturbing. In each instance where Kyle presented himself as a troll, with no identification of who he was but merely unprovoked attacks, and someone responded not knowing who he was, one of two events happened:

  3. He immediately rushed to you with the irrational claim that press people from non-Fox network 0R

  4. You were part of the effort and were waiting for it.

You were immediately tweeting and writing about me. I am checking the timing on how fast you were making comments about Walsh's situation. You then used this:

  1. To argue that there was an equivalence between Laura Ingraham’s unsolicited tweet belittling David H099 and journalists responding to unprovoked trolling.

  2. You misrepresented this, no doubt intentionally, as people attacking Kyle for his political beliefs. When he said nothing about politics and was simply one of the hundreds of thousands of people on our twitter feeds - and one who was acting like a troll.

  3. Through that misrepresentation, you set off attempts to boycott MSNBC and CNN.

  4. When notified that I am not connected to MSNBC, you did not correct your false statement.

So. my questions:

  1. Are you working in tandem with Kyle. or is he simply contacting you once he successfully lures one of us into a response.
  2. Please explain, in detail. how journalists responding to unsolicited trolling by a person who says nothing about politics and does not identify himself as connected to Parkland is equivalent to a journalist specifically targeting a person who has not contacted her, and who she knows is connected to Parkland.

This entire episode has disturbed me greatly because of your knowing or unknowing abuse of a psychologically troubled kid to advance an agenda on behalf of Laura Ingraham. In fact, I found this so disturbing that l consulted another friend - a political conservative (I live in Texas) who is also a conservative rabbi - to attempt to understand your actions. I will not get into the details of what he said, but he was horrified by what you're doing. The word “atonement” was said many times.

And don’t forward this to Kyle. He does not need to know what a psychiatrist is saying about him. You have hurt him enouh. Kurt

Kurt Eichenwald Contributing Editor VANITY FAIR

Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt that it's not total bullshit (it is) still Kurts psychiatrist would then be the sort of """professional""" that is willing to diagnose someone over twitter.

He didn't diagnose him though. He said "this kid needs to see a psychiatric professional" which is actually totally fine to say.

Can somebody tl;dr this for me? All I see is twitter bullshit.

Lol. After all the dumb shit he did he always finds new way to make a clown of himself.

like, putting aside the wackjob personality, can you imagine getting to a place where a serious concern in your journalism career is the many, many people that claim you like weird porn

post-2015 is wild

Tbf if most people got themselves into a public scandal where their weird fetishes were the subject of open mockery, they’d have the good sense to lower their profile rather than get into public twitter fights with people who obviously hate them

It's one thing to like weird porn, it's another to claim you watch it with your kids.

oh no what i missed that part

Basically, our boi Kurt got caught with a hentai tab in a screenshot he posted. When called out on this he claimed that he was looking for tentacle porn, in order to prove its existence to his wife and kids, because apparently it had come up in a dinner conversation or something.

The best part is, the hentai in question did not contain tentacle porn. Therefore, he probably doesn't watch porn with his kids, but he said he did because he is a bit of an idiot.

first, that's very funny, esp saying "wife and kids" instead of "wife"

but second, i wanna see the guy that went to twitter to be like, alright so i did similar research and he's not even right about the presence of tentacles in this piece

"Anyone sending @kurteichenwald strobes is a complete POS. "

obviously everyone should instead send pictures of shapiro's sister's fat tits instead. Try to "I'M JUST DOING RESEARCH" that one you bald retard fuck.

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I wonder if Kurt was put up to this to take heat off of the fact that InfoWars leaked David Hoggs reddit account this morning. I dunno if it's considered doxxing to post it so I wont but it's a wild read. Kid is disturbed.

Is it already deleted? Still time to mod him?

No it's around. You can google his name + reddit and there is a thread up in CA about it form 2 days ago which posts his username. I only saw the infowars stuff because a news aggregate site I check sometimes cites their "shit."

Well, Hogg is an incel. He'd be a perfect mod.

Maybe he will be the one to bring incels into the accepted mainstream.

I mean how confirmed was that account? I thought it was an elaborate troll

Would have to be massively elaborate since the posts go back months and months before the Parkland event and he complains about having shitty SAT scores and grades. He doxx's himself multiple times as well many months before the shootings. His whole account screams incel.

If you sort by controversial the top comment that if he could remove one person in this world it would be daddy and it's from over a year ago.

neat, I just did a cursory look into davidgreen### so yeah

at anyrate I still think its fucked that no actual shooting victim is represented in the media (aka got shot or was in same classroom and heard super sonic bullet cracks)

I like to entertain the idea that that little shit will start doing hard drugs once his 15 min is up. Sure has been a long 15min. instead of "muffins" its gonna be H

Check out r/ shootthebarrel ;) One of the mods is still active and both he and hoggwild post to a sub he mods about what would make them gay. I'm fucking dying. LOL

Edit: I'm hoping he crashes and burns spectacularly in the public eye.

it's doxxing to out an anonymous poster's real name, it isn't doxxing to find a celebrity's old reddit posts. He's already a public figure, you're not putting the spotlight on anybody who isn't already in the spotlight. post them, the worst they'll do it delete the link

Well I'll post an article linking to it to be on the safe side. There are multiple articles out there from 3 days ago.

https://theralphretort.com/david-hogg-reddit-account-is-full-of-hilarious-cringe-3031018/

send link immediately

thanks daddy

I take it you guys are aware of Kurt's current ongoing feud with the youtubers Diversity & Comics and Mister Metokur? He's currently upped the ante from internet lawsuits to threats of getting their doors kicked in by Swat teams for being mean on the internet.

He's now saying that he has been the victim of a barrage of "strobe attacks" initiated by the two youtubers he is upset by and that the "FBI and law enforcement are crawling all over it" and that all the people responsible will be "hunted down and crucified".

all the people responsible will be "hunted down and crucified".

some people blame the Romans for what happened to Jesus but I know the truth

It's got to be such a letdown to work hard to get into the FBI, hoping you'll be able to solve real crimes and make a difference in the world, only to be assigned to dealing with the constant whining from idiots like this and Brianna Wu about "cyberbullying." Actual tax dollars are wasted on this nonsense.

Whoever got assigned this "case" must dread opening his inbox every morning when he gets to work. Either that or he laughs his ass off with his coworkers about it.

Someone TLDR for people who don’t know who the fuck these people are

Please someone im So interested

Kurt is some asshole reporter who is basically a lolcow. Kyle is the "one" parkland survivor that the MSM doesn't want to deal with because he doesn't fit their gun grabbing narrative. Shapiro is a right wing instigator (editor of The Daily Caller) basically Milo without the faggotry and with more facts.

Kurt emailed Shapiro talking shit about Kyle and Shapiro blasted Kurt on twitter with Kurt's own email and the fallout has been glorious.

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981284139499491328

Plausible deniability from out good friend Kurt? 🤔

About as good of an excuse as I'd expect from mister "I was just proving to my wife and kid that tentacle porn exists".

christ, leave it to kurt to somehow be the more pathetic person in an exchange with ben shapiro

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If Eichenwald could just open his yap, eat ben shapiro whole and then choke to death, I could finally cum.

Kurt Eichenwald: chaotic neutral of the 2018 news cycle.

holy shit how do you Kurt so hard you make Ben Shapiro sound like an actual person

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