Peak SRD. That is all.

57  2018-04-03 by Standard12

74 comments

u/atsteak, your own link shows that everyone who has tried the gay panic defense since 1988 has ended up sentenced to decades in prison. Gay people in 2018 America are not oppressed, get over yourself.

No kidding. The acronym isn't meant to be read as a ranking system.

Um I think we all agree Lesbian porn is superior to Gay or Trans porn.

Jury out on Bi.

Gay or Trans porn

Why did you say the same thing twice

Because LGBT repeats itself.

It's not the same thing. By any reasonable definition at least one of "mtf + cis male" and "mtf + cis female" is not gay.

In the first scenario it’s still two dudes banging uglies.

In the second it’s a man and a woman, but the man cut his dick off.

Really how hard is this.

Really how hard is this.

Idk I'm hard but what I'm asking is which is gay and which is trans porn, in your enlightened opinion.

The first is gay. The second is just fucked up. Like a tranny.

You've got to be a TERF to be this fucking dense.

Or a realist. Take your pick.

nah youre just a retard

Gtfo of here with this fagotry

TRANSWOMEN ARE WOMEN

Trannies cant be women, just accept being a monster and move on like /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy

I'm not a tranny tho. omg.

Jury out on Bi.

only the avatar can master both bussy and gussy

For a ranking system, LGBT sure seems to mean tranny a good 90% of the time.

Trans + fem porn is better than lesbian porn, imo.

I mean, we all know strapons can't creampie, so there's a plus right there.

Have you tried asexual porn though?

Can be. "Graysexuality" (which is a sort of stupid name) refers to only being sexually attracted to people once you've established a romantic connection to them. So the spectrum would sort of be:

Asexual (romantic attraction only, no sexual attraction) - Graysexual (sexual attraction is contingent upon and sometimes based in romantic attraction) - Sexual (as in non-asexual, experience both sexual and romantic attraction, with neither necessarily being contingent upon the other)

Guillotines NOW

I don't see the problem with this. Greysexuality is just not liking sex without commitment, though.

Sure, that just means you're a slut, though. Doesn't need further definition. Definitely doesn't need to be made into a category of its own.

No slutshaming, please. I have a bussy and I like it being stroked.

They make up definitions for legitimizing their slutty lifestyle. So they can call those out who don't enjoy sleeping around for being weird because they're not normal but "demisexual" or "graysexual".

Actually it's usually the other way around - lots of the demisexuals use the label to low-key slut shame as opposed to the sluts who don't really care if other people aren't sleeping around.

"but how can I make my straightness part of the LGBTWTFBBQ umbrella that's trendy now?"

It's weird how Americans have such a huge fetish for taxonomizing all human phenomena using scientific sounding lingo and acronyms.

It's just a bunch of straight mayo's trying to grab a good spot in the victim hierarchy. They can't make themselves black and converting to islam takes too much effort. It's much easier to add letters to LGBT.

It's also another reason for mayocide.

Uh, excuse me, I'm bi even though Ive been in a hetero relationship for years.

Demiromantic Grey-asexual femme presenting = girl

"Americans"

Seems to be an American thing idk

Tbh most of this shit comes from America

Pseudo-intellectualism is big with American liberals the last few years. Instead of actually being informed about stuff they chose a far easier solution of parroting buzzwords and made-up bullshit mostly from the masters of pseudo-intellectualism, the gender studies American academia.

Through positive reinforcement that particular field is now offering us an endless source of stupidity and pretentiousness that is exported through its disciples employed in corporate media and it just keeps. getting. better.

Hmm sounds a lot like cultural Marxism and postmodernism is rubbing off, need to get in touch with the spirit.

Not to be outdone, the ultra conservative bunch are big on anti- intellectualism. Actual science says something? Nah, fuck that. Physics and biology are for gays and SJWs. Real 'Muricans believe what the preacher on TV/senator who's paid off/President tell them to believe. Burden of proof sounds like a faggy, low alcohol drink for blacks and queer Jews.

🏇 with shoes and their theories strike again.

Correct. At least that group is honest about its stupidity. I mean kind of, they admit they're morons they just don't realize they admitted it to the rest of us.

It's a tough choice but I think the most retarded group is the one that is dumb and pretentious. Both groups are very competitive though so we can't predict what they will think of to 1up each other in the near future. This pro-destroy the planet stance for example is a bold move from conservatives that could put them on top.

Dumb conservatives making the rest of them look bad doesn't concern me. Dumb liberals making the rest of us looks bad definitely concerns me, which is why I make fun of them.

Idk making up stupid sexualities that nobody outside of a niche community will see/care about seems less stupid than denying legit things like evolution and climate change.

I don't know, there's something about idiots acting morally and intellectually superior to others that makes them look completely retarded to me.

Have you seen a dumb bird up close like a rooster or a turkey that made you laugh? It's funny not just because it's dumb, it's because it's so full of it self.

I totally see where you're coming from (the bird example is great). For me, their all their feigned intellectual superiority translates directly into insecurity. Like my brain just equates the two when I run into those types of people on the internet and I end up feeling kind of bad for them. It's retarded to make up a bunch of genders, but they're probably only doing it because they feel insecure about their sexuality.

They're just lame excuses for losers who can't get laid. Darwin does the rest.

I see teenage white girls got tired of being made fun of for calling themselves "demisexuals" so they just renamed it.

So the spectrum would sort of be:

Retarded -> More retarded -> TrollX retarded -> r/Drama mod

White people were a mistake.

Excellent SRS-style offended post, OP.

Very nice pug style flai, dear former mod. I'm slightly jealous and want one of a similar style too.

And a picture of a baby pug I found just 4 U ( took me like 10 minutes to choose one)

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/3b/d4/fb/3bd4fbbed0fdc3004e56b9c3afe92566--cute-baby-pugs-cute-pug-puppies.jpg

It was given to me by lilp! But she’s retired now, press F.

F

I've heard that she left reddit. Good for her!

Yep! I still catch up with her on Snapchat and WhatsApp, she’s doing well.

Well that's nice. I wish here the best. Same to you.

Appreciate it.

Another comment from the reddit master Zachums! Now if only that other crybaby Riemmann would grace my threads.

Give him a sec.

Wait nvm, forgot he's suspended. He says "eat my ass".

Ha why is he suspended?

He got banned from TwoX and he accused their moms of having "the big gay" in the modmail. I guess they reported him to the admins for it, ha.

Good man.

He got a 7-day suspension for that? Has he been suspended before?

Yeah, he got suspended before for telling this wacko from the_donald that he'd fight him lmao.

Why wouldn't he just hire someone to fight that guy for him?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ijxbv/raltright_mod_say_that_to_my_face_and_not_online/

Got it mixed up, he actually got suspended for promoting racial violence against whites.

wtf admins don't support mayocide???

kn0thing is the only pro-mayocide mod, I guess.

Hang out/work with spez for years on end to build a glorified online forum that became home to people even imageboard basement dwellers consider uncool and you probably come out the other end begging for the mercy of a mayocide splattering.

smh no appreciation for quality bantz

First of all, asexuality is an orientation. There is no orientation police, just as there is no philosophy police or political alignment police or art history police.

Hmmmmm....

And atheism is a religion now I suppose, and amorality a moral code.

Oof.

I hold SRD in contempt as much as any right thinking individual, but this is hardly peak. They can't possibly be peaking all the time, and they had a several hundreds comment thread about the one guy who didn't want a slut for a wife just a few days ago, it'll take some time to get back to that form.

I hold SRD in contempt as much as any right thinking individual

/r/Drama confirmed nazis

WTF

I have no idea what the fuck anyone in that thread is saying. It's like when you get a label maker and go crazy and decide to label everything you can find for the hell of it.

And occasionally you make up names for things that don't need it, like labeling a phone a "Farspeakie" or a pineapple a "Porcupineberry".

/u/unevolved_panda are you sure you’re asexual because that was literally the gayest thing I’ve ever read

I can't tell what I said that you're referring to because you responded to the master thread instead of my comment.

Also, if something I said is the gayest thing you've ever read, honey, you need to get out more.

Edit: Just realized I got pinged into a whole other subreddit. It's okay. My second sentence still stands.

I like how bisexual women experiencing more domestic violence than straight or lesbian women is the fault of gay men.

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