RedPill autist tries to hit on a "borderline" chick that lifts. And fails.

55  2018-04-05 by reallyrunningnow

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That OP you linked might be one of the faggiest things I have ever read.

That sub's like TrollX, Gendercritical and the Donald - It's a goldmine of stupid.

Friend of mine went from being a normal person to a complete fucking autist after discovering the redpill.

I've never seen a well-educated person become a literal retard faster.

Out of curiosity what age was he when he found the red pill? I can imagine finding it at age 16 or 17 and it seeming persuasive.

24.

Jesus that's old enough to have some cop on, did e ever get out of it or is writing field reports to this day.

I don't know dude I had to stop talking to him after he told me he was a fascist and science is a liberal buzzword.

Nice

I've never seen a well-educated person become a literal retard faster.

You've not been introduced to Anarchism or Communism then.

stop talking to yourself in the third person bro.

I guess now is as good a time as any.

You wanna maybe hang out? go see black panther together?

😳 😊 hehehe sure thing

Ok you bring the liquor I'll bring the borderline melted candy.

I am attractive. [...] Girls stare at me on public transport.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me, and I don’t know why.

Just finished this last week. I think all the douches in TRP wish they were sociopaths but they're actually just losers. They have empathy but they ignore it hoping it'll go away and they can be cool edgy hedonists.

FEED ME STRAY CATS

Half of that reads like a porno.

does her ab wheel dance and sings her song of "umm, could you help me move this -teehee-?"

/u/Heathcliff-- do you watch a lot of porn and base your stories off of them?

I think she was ovulating.

Holy shit that is funny. Did one of you fucks right this?

Slim Persian with rocking jugs isn’t cracking anyone else up?

I've never understood the "borderlines as master manipulators" thing. The majority of them are kind of socially retarded and just know how to use sex appeal and/or the wounded puppy gambit to court guys.

I think it's because of media depictions.

(guy who’s going to be murdered tonight by his BPD girlfriend)

BPDs are kicked out of any remotely stable social groups after a short period of time in my experience.

U/Heathcliff

I don’t even have anything mean or snarky to say, that was one of the most pathetic things ive ever read on TRP. I don’t care if the story is real or not, you need to reflect on your life lol.

Btw why do you fags all write such long novels on there? No one cares

See this is exactly how it was in her frame, and why she operated the way she did. But this wasnt what was happening in my frame. A pickup is almost always a frame battle, who can exert their reality on the other? and what happened here? I lost. I got drawn into hers.

A pickup is almost always a frame battle, who can exert their reality on the other

Kek, this is your brain on autism

I'm imagining a sweaty wannabe Chad and a girl having a Yu-Gi-Oh duel now 🤓

You just activated my trap card!

I play my ‘frame’ card, you are now inexorably drawn to my alpha presence

U/Heathcliff

User pings don't work if the "u" part is uppercase.

No u

No, no U

"Whatsapp?" she says.... why do girls always do this....????

This proves it never happened since you need the other person's phone number to add them on WhatsApp.

Lol.. wanting a girl who lifts and increases her T.

Lol, wanting a feminine testosterone sponge for a gf

N E V E R G O N N A M A K E I T

>wanting gussy

increasing her T

I mean if increasing her T causes her to grow a penis I'm all for it

nah it just makes her ugly and bitchy.

lol manlet detected

wanting a bitch who looks like a man is for manlets yes.

Yes, glad you understand, sweaty

sweety? Be humble you cunt

Dostoyevsky wrote novels shorter than that post.

Because seriously, some guys on here are attempting model tier level approaches, hard mode, when they can barely make small talk with their subway sandwich artist. Gain some xp at the lower ranks first man. Learn to game dudes.

Thanks for the advice, bro

Game up and frame out, brotendo. If you bout to cold approach and neg an HB8 in a gambit to establish kino, you KNOW you can't keep stanging the same plates and hamsters. First, step your shit up and do a quick panfocus or dolly zoom to make sure you are locked in five by five - alpha frame, standing by.

Now it's time to make yourself the center of attention. Plant your heels and buss your social market value on these dumb fucking thots. Sit with the bench in between your legs, carefully laying your dinger and your coinpurse out flat in front. From about shoulder height, take aim and drop that 30 pound barbell so it violently crushes your whole genitals.

If you are an "Endorsed Contributor" like myself, it should only take one shot to reduce your manhood to a turgid purple mound dotted with blood blisters, weeping hematomas, and putrid abscesses. Not only will all the retarded dumbfuck females take notice, you will now have the opportunity to hit on any EMTs and/or nurses in charge of your amputation

Gymcels are my favourite. They somehow have the impression that becoming a meat monster will somehow make up for the sperg personality, basement-dweller tier skin tone, ugly face and retarded hair cut

Pm me and we can swap face pics :D

I have better things to do with my time than write shitty fan factions and try and show people up on the internet. Also, my face is literally on my profile

I wouldn't post your face pics on the internet for everyone to see dude, doesnt seem safe :/ but hey maybe you just trust reddit and social media more than most, but since recent revelations its seems unnecessarily risky.

"I came to say bye...." I fumble out feebly

lol beta

Get a load of this faggot liking girls

can we see your face pic now - might make all the girls ovulate lmao

Thats not how it works, what we mean is that when a girl is ovulating she starts to behave differently. She shows more skin, wears more red and is gernally more exuberant, sexually agressive and attention seeking. Red lip/nails/tank tops are a big sign.

Pm me and we can trade snaps. Its a mutual exchange

Pm me and we can trade snaps. Its a mutual exchange

that's fuckin' gay dude

only if ur balls touch

She shows more skin, wears more red and is gernally more exuberant, sexually agressive and attention seeking. Red lip/nails/tank tops are a big sign.

You are going to get a surprise on your next trip to Thailand.

Are you hurt that he's better looking than you bby?

Nah I aint got soyface, I'm pretty :)

Responding within 10 seconds makes you seem desperate by the way.

Altering natural repsonse times in order to cultivate an image is for posers.

"I came to say bye...." I fumble out feebly

lol beta

Heathcliff Heathcliff no one should, terrify the neighborhood.

Now when he files into a rage after being turned down he can break her fucking jaw.

This one's a doozy so catch it quick before I delete it. Reddit is compromised and while I do enjoy writing these for you, the management and endorsed will be first in line on the dox firing squad when all inevitably goes to shit.

/u/Heathcliff, this persecution of red pillers have to stop.

I honestly couldn't even read past the first 3 paragraphs lmao what is this shit? it reads like a middle schooler's fantasy of a "cool guy"

That's literally the whole sub, it's full of autists writing elaborate stories about how they totally got secx with their alpha moves.

true ive seen a bit of trp, this seems over the top even for them though

it reads like a middle schooler's fantasy of a "cool guy"

That literally is TRP. It's all people who never had sex pretending that they are having lots of sex. The girl always goes to another school though.

Just imagine this scene but everyone just agrees with him.

Wow u/heathcliff you totally have the sex! Awesome, did her boob's feel like sandbags?

I've got a naked girl in my bed, a bag of weed and enough vasopressin in me to tell a few good stories ...and share some insights.

None of that is true.

A woman doesn't like me, ergo she has a personality disorder.

G E N I U S