CUCKED by the Hogg

481  2018-04-07 by Snowayne2

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HOGG’d

Don't let this distract you from the FACT that in 2018 The Hogg threw Owen B off Hell in a Cell, send him sprawling 15 feet into poverty!

BAH GAWD

Can't Flog the Hogg

happy cake day <3

wait you can make money being a shitposting asshole?

Unidan retired on that wealth.

Yup. You just have to choose between being a neo nazi white supremacist or a tankie ourrevolution berniebro sjw

If someone put together a weekly podcast that highlighted the absolute worst on (((both sides))) from that week, I'd support their patreon.

So I should just send you links from Reddit?

Sounds like a /u/snallygaster project

That would require using twitter tho.

That internet comment etiquette guy seems pretty centrist in his trolling.

Universal health care for all, except for cuck jews!!

Please like and subscribe. Consider making a donation to my patreon. I have 3 kids.

N A Z B O L G A N G

I'll be a ((radical centrist)))) twitter personality

Whatever you do, don't go to college and learn to do productive work, because that's 'gay' (according to people whose source of income is pity money from NEETs).

Maybe but some of us don't want to take the chance.

Apparently not.

imagine having a life that could be set back to zero when your twitter accounts get deleted

imagine having a wife and two young children to look after and thinking that your life was on zero

jfc

I know, really makes you feel better about yourself huh?

It sounds like you were asking that sarcastically but...It really does

Haha...was not

Living that married NEET life.

Imagine having a "job" that is completely reliant on the whim of twitter lmao

And people laughed at doing YouTube as a fulltime job. At least that counts as entertainer/digital marketing/whatever. Twitter is a dead platform walking.

Yeah, really not sure how that thing hasn't been liquidated by someone yet.

They just somehow keep getting Venture Capital.

And for literally no reason.

their biggest investor and the guy who keeps pumping money into Twitter is a Saudi prince

he’s not in it to make money

Yeah, I'm really not bothered by people like Phillip Defranco making money off YouTube because to me, it's really no different than making money off a talk show or radio show. It's just in a different format and with less regulations. I see no reason why you should be able to make a living writing tweets though.

It's like giving the town beggar a few pity cents for being a retard but on a global scale I guess

Only the town beggar does a little trick... and then drives his Ferrari to his mansion

Stupid sexy Horatio Alger.

DeFranco is different his format is literally very much a news type of show. like 10 minutes every day he makes a video discussing that day's topics. that could be an actual career. Youtube as a fulltime job usually means idiots like the nostalga critic who make crappy videos for autistics and bots

I've wondered, do YouTubers plan to do it forever? What would you put on your resume? What if you made edgy videos and then wanted to get out of it? I feel like you would be basically unhirable.

One of the few YouTubers I regularly follow is Jason Steele/FilmCow/SecretAgentBob because his humor is basically Adult Swim-esque animation. I'm really surprised he hasn't gotten a full time job at an actual studio.

I see where you're coming from.

thats sort of the problem, every other movement in the entertainment world usually meant the mainstream studios would hire you. it just hasn't really happened for youtubers though which was what most people assumed would have happened and people probably don't think about it that much. I know Spoony in his early years though he would get like a mythbusters esque show.

anyway here are some examples of how people usually break into the mainstream from niche fields

Chris Nolan's cinematographer got his start making soft-core porn. The Workaholics were youtube comedians. pretty much every famous director born in the 60s got their start making music videos for bands. most of the famous comedians under 50 now all got their start on the daily show. Aziz Ansari was an intern there for example.

to be honest i just assume they either leave it off their resume or just say they used to work in entertainment for awhile. Like there are tons of out of work actors that quit the industry despite having a bit of success, like working on a tv show for a season or two.

apparently in the peak of the charlie the unicorn days he was offered an adult swim position but they massively low-balled him (iirc he said for a pilot they offered him less than what he was making PER DAY from merch, and a contract would involve some loss of rights) and so here we are

I looked up his AMA and you're right. He said

The Adult Swim producer I was working with thought the show needed to have more "drug humor" so that college kids would like it, and I began to realize the project was likely to turn out really bad.

sounds like they wanted some "dude weed lmao" humor which I can't stand so I can commend him for turning it down.

Charlie the Unicorn isn't even one of his funniest videos. Some of his later content is a lot better.

Nothing will top the pure uncomfortable ending of Mr Happy Face

most youtubers sell out their opinions to the highest bidder, act like retards in public or camwhore for money. you are basically asking prostitutes what their future plans are, so don't expect much.

do YouTubers plan to do it forever?

I've wondered about everything you've mentioned as well. Especially for channels where your paycheck is dependent on the whim of kids and teenagers with an iPad, it seems bound to fizzle out eventually, and then what? I suppose the really big ones could get taken up by professional studios, but seems the majority will be stuck with "entertainment" taking up their formative years on their resumes.

It probably depends on the content you make and how you can branch out. You would have to have another income of some sort to stay afloat. One thing I've noticed with a lot of the big cooking channels is that they also have cookbooks and cookware lines. Some art YouTubers and animators sell art prints and merch. Granted you would have to be big enough to get people to buy it, but it's better than scraping for views.

I watch a lot of beauty youtubers and at least one I know of is in the army outside of her YouTube channel. I think a lot of them have outside jobs and the ones that don't do collaborations with makeup companies and have affiliate links.

My wife watches a lot of this garbage and I noticed a parallel between the aspirations of these cows and video game journalists.

Basically both of them start off reviewing other people's content, then they get "freebies" to influence them, then next they get paid to basically endorse crap and finally they both aspire to work with/for the people they are "reviewing".

It's literally the lifecycle/evolution of an internet whore, or essentially "whore yourself out enough and hope you'll get a turn to be the pimp".

I have a feeling some of them just have rich spouses. There's no way they're doing 100s of dollars in makeup hauls and they aren't married to money or working some kind of job. I think some are actually makeup artists but I don't think many are.

I assume you get a career in something which is related to your YouTube-channel.

Editing, SFX, script writing, programming, carpeting etc.

Seems like you would be pretty hireable depending on how good you are at your trade. Your YouTube channel basically works like a massive portfolio to show off your skills.

adam neely is a boss, and also a teaches music

bass

TBH, I don't know why DeFranco isn't on syndicated radio. He could produce little 5 minute segments that would be perfect for drive time filler.

Phil - have your people call my people.

Most youtubers with a consistent following and income work full time on their channels though

I'm curious if Donald Trump never ran for president or never had a twitter account, would that platform still be relevant?

No, and even then what's the use? He rambles a bit and people reply that he's a fucking retard. I remember having a mandatory workshop about Twitter marketing a few years back. In a class of ~40 people of 19-20-21 year olds, 2 people had an active Twitter account. Most people had one at one point but stopped using it.

Literally 100% of my tweets are at companies to get an answer out of their otherwise shitty customer service.

Does it work?

Surprisingly yes. Most of the time I get an answer within an hour, and get my thing resolved favorably.

Companies don't want to be dicks in public, it's bad PR

Maybe I should buy me a Twitter then.

My buddy complained about AT&T's godawful approach to rooted phones, and they responded back with "try out our new Samsung J series!".

You win some, you lose some. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Same. Nice.

Twitter is full of memes though, tons of kids use it for that

I mean like every single newspaper, politician, and company has a Twitter so probably?

I still laugh at people trying to make money on youtube. But this dude.. Just wow. Kinda r/sadcringe, but I don't feel bad for him

How do you make money on twitter? Asking for a friend.

gine having a "job

dawg i got zero fuckin idea, but apparently getting thrown off it did something

If you have enough followers companies will pay you for product placement. My wife does marketing. Her company will throw a few grand out for a single tweet from someone with a big following.

But he says he doesn't have sponsors, which is what I'm confused about.

TIFU by literally daring people to boycott me for harassing a famous minor about their pubic hair when I have as much job security as the spongebob “Evil Patrick” meme

a true winner

Owen Benjamin has never been known for making good decisions. he was actually your average d-list LA comedian this time last year, then he pissed someone off and now he's a lumberjack in the midwest who pretends to be a right wing comedian. also he tweeted too much

I'd actually consider employing the Evil Patrick meme for a low-level position. This caustic manbaby fuck-yokel doesn't even manage to effectively cuck libs (which is child's play, I'm a libcuck myself). He fails a battle of wits against a kid who can't even buy cigarettes and manages to demonstrate his total lack of any value in both the workplace and market of ideas.

He should grab his bootstraps and start sucking dick by the docks and at least demonstrate willingness to do more than rattling his pathetic fucking tincan on Twitter like the emasculated fucking failure he is.

wait how is his wholre job twitter what does he do?

imagine ever using twitter at all

Imagine having a job.

This is why I’m never abandon my day job

WHAT DOES HE DO!?!?!?!?!

Imagine being his wife and kids and knowing that the loss of his Twitter makes his life worth "zero"

No kidding. Get a marketable skill fam

his wife can probably still have an abortion

LMAO no fuckin way.

now my ability to make an income has been revoked.

Oh boo fucking hoo. Imagine being a libertarian and being this assblasted that you'll actually have to be productive and work for a living. Something tells me he's the type of guy who whines about how hard his job is while everyone else picks up his slack. I wonder how he'll like the receiving end of capitalism.

Maybe we can get the government to force twitter to unban him?

Why doesn't he just start his own Twitter?

That would be Gab.ai, which nobody uses because it's a cesspool of people like OwieB.

Dude's Patreon is over 7 gs a month. How come we aren't making $$$ calling people retards???

The economy has decided that his opinions are worth $7k a month, its logic is undeniable.

Post a link to your PayPal to /r/the_donald and say that SJWs hate you. You too can use retards to pay your rent.

brb

The (((globalists))) don’t want you to give me your shekels

time to keep myself safe

Imagine relying solely on Twitter as the only marketing channel for your business.

Imagine being a libertarian and being this assblasted that you'll actually have to be productive and work for a living.

That's one of the core ideas of libertarianism.

Found the cummie. You know, for all the whining about capitalism being inherently exploitative, I've never see any of these dissidents provide a viable, actionable alternative that doesn't rely on 10,000ft abstractions about power dynamics.

  • peer-to-peer trade through anonymous ledgers
  • anonymous peer-reviewed production
  • planning through market simulation (centralized or distributed)
  • planning through machine learning (centralized or distributed)
  • UBI

...etc. I don't think any of those are particularly abstract or hard to envision.

The currency system is a system that was specifically invented because data about who needed what (at the global scope) was next-to-nonexistent and had to be approximated somehow. That issue is rapidly being mooted, why shouldn't we leverage the vastly superior information systems we have now?

UBI needs capitalism to function, thats were the tax money to fund it comes from.

Granted, but I see socialism as the logical conclusion of UBI.

The currency system is a system that was specifically invented because data about who needed what (at the global scope) was next-to-nonexistent and had to be approximated somehow.

Disagree. I view money as coercion tokens, i.e. I do something that I do not want to do (even if i enjoyed writing a book, i will not enjoy selling it) and get tokens that I can spend on making people do something they don't want to, either.

You're assuming that people won't charge for doing something they like; I don't think that's very plausible.

I've never see any of these dissidents provide a viable, actionable alternative

The problem is with pure capitalism, which *is* inherently exploitative. The trick is to mitigate its problems with things like social programs and regulations. You can support capitalism and still think libertarianism is stupid.

Capitalism is fine, I just want taxes high enough to pay for decent education, basic healthcare, effective infrastructure, and a safety net for the elderly or disabled.

Incidentally, reading factual criticism of libertarianism and immediately screeching about how capitalism is the best thing ever, calling your opponents communists and demanding they come up with a better plan on the spot, is another of the core ideas of libertarianism.

Patreon, gofundme, you know what to do.

Can we get this dumbfuck in here? I would gild him if he cows for us.

hatreon, goyfundme

I don't have sponsors cuz I don't need them.

Please become a Patreon supporter.

Lel, now he has to get a real job. We ought to mod Hogg.

dramacoin to the moon!

Having a live feed of his and his family getting his house repossessed and slowly starving on the street would be interesting. If he immediately breaks his beliefs after his Twitter got banned I can only imagine what he'd do if he faced some real hardships. Fingers crossed for tough times ahead for Owen.

Oh, the wife will leave with the child to go live with her parents in Oklahoma before they starve. Might get to see this guy spiral into depression and suicide though.

Who is this idiot and why should I care?

1: Idk
2: He's bussy blasted and it's funny.

"Comedian" who's shtick is calling liberals faggots

Same guy from the other day who was saying he didn't know what fortnite was because he has sex?

Not sure but videogames are for fags

Not true at all. I suck dick on a biweekly basis at the adult superstore down in Waco, TX. And I’be never played a videogame.

Just be careful that you don't wear leather. You don't want to be mistaken for a biker there.

I’m actually already in a cult called the Harley Davidians.

Guess you could say "once a fortnight?"

Bow tie spins in circles.

cough

Nice on Sheldon

Straight ass

I'm pretty sure they typically have lots of sex to be fair

Can confirm an fag

tbh that's not a bad position to take on the matter

Tbf that’s usually what I say when someone ask me if ive ever played runescape

Classic comedy tbqh

according to Chip Chipperson a poweruser on /r/drama it is

...is it u/feeepo?

according to a power user on /r/drama

Whatever comes after that is always completely incorrect

Hilarious and original.

hes got somewhat of a point there

Tard answers fellow tard's mating call, more at 11.

lol cmon now how are you going to get baited by literally nothing

who's baiting who?

anyone who calls me names has been baited fyi

and not even very well but the thresholds pretty low in here

anyone who calls me names has been baited

is that what you told yourself when you were a bullied kid?

interesting coping strategy tbqh

"when"

its an internet shitposting forum, if you feel genuine feelings toward anyone in here youve already lost

so this means you basically

its like some of you guys want to be a bully to get revenge for your molested-by-homosexuals childhood but dont really know how to LOL

get better at the internet please

lol cmon now how are you going to get baited by literally nothing

broke dick is trolling you soooo hard right now and all he had to do was consistantly look like a huge fucking moron for years. And you fell right into it. He gotchoo good.

its a shitposting forum on the internet, everyone here looks like a retard for having participated

if you think you can pseudo srd your way out of that image then youre mistaken

i swear some of you guys need this shit explained to you

"i swear some of you guys need this shit explained to you"

Said with zero irony. maybe, KYS would fix the problem? you'd never haver have to explain things to a cuck/soy/srdine/tankie/commie/idiom treadmill ever again.

Consider the peace you'd have.

cuck/soy/srdine/tankie/commie/

lol "i take issue with these names but its totally not because i identify as all of them"

who wants peace defeats the entire point of this shit

hey lets all get along and weave a wreath out of flowers said noone ever

but yeah if you think you "look better than me" whatever tf that means then youre mistaken

as far as any of the other dorks are concerned youre as much of a nazi as i am and theres no way for you to change that

"Why don't you guys like me!? Wah!"

why would i want most of the people in here to like me lol thats cringey af

i have friends irl this is for shitposting

i bet some of you guys want to meet up irl and stuff huh LOL

Dude, we're not going to 'netflix and chill' so stop asking.

this is the level youre at huh

ok lol

does that include feelings of schadenfreude?

nah thats cool but you actually have to have one up on someone to feel that shit, and that certainly isnt the case with people who have sore anuses because of me posting

m'baiting

Go away! Im baitin'!

le master Reddit trole

tbh im starting to feel like it with all the unwarranted attention you faggots keep giving me

like youve formed a little clique and interact with each others posts and everything lol, just to attempt to challenge me and fail

Thingken emoji

who finds these posts like 10 hours afterwards and puts them into the hundreds lol i actually dont get it

is it srd

All of that is probably true but jeez.

Left leaning comedians usually just resort to low-hanging "DAE Drumpf" humor but at least it's sometimes funny. Right wing comedians are just completely awful except for maybe two or three in history.

Woke and bespoke, tbh

OMG that's her real voice! I thought she was using it as a comedic tool. That's painful.

but at least it's sometimes funny.

pics or it didnt happen

The blond mick from Boston, Dennis Miller and ....?

Norm Macdonald

Wtf I love this guy now

I’m glad the prevailing opinion here isn’t to suck this guy’s dick unconditionally because FREE SPEECH MAN

he’s still free to say whatever he wants. The free market simply decided they don’t wanna carry his brand of comedy anymore

Youre thinking too hard

I don't think it has anything to do with free speech. Twitter isn't known as an unconditional free speech platform (they've been blocking shit for ages) - it's just hilarious how quickly he changed his tune from "I don't need sponsors, my pubes have sex!1!one!!" to "mah family so huuungry twitter :(((((" If anyone feels any sympathy for him after that - he's the biggest retard in history.

1!

1! = 1

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You’d be fucking surprised. I got into a huge argument with some youtuber who was saying literally that.

Saying that this "comedian" is oppressed by the liberal twitter overmind or what?

Yep. Calling it a “freedom of speech issue”

Well, that's why I don't read youtube comments. You shouldn't either.

I got into a huge argument with some youtuber

and do you feel this was a good use of your time

Absolutely not

There's no reason why you should care. This is a shitpost.

your birth certificate was a shitpost

Well yeah. I don't need a stupid piece of paper to tell me that I was born lol that whole system is retarded, it just demonstrates that the government is too incompetent to keep track of its own citizens.

Doesn't matter. He did a "come at me bro," got BTFO, and then whined about it like a little bitch. It's hilarious even if the person he taunted was that limp-wristed little gun grabber retard.

Hogg for r/drama mod

Yeah, going on twitter and asking a minor about their pubic hair is likely to be problematic.

Good thing he asked a 37 year old.

Owen is hilarious but how drunk was he when tweeting this wtf

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Twitter probably suspended his account because the joke was so bad it was making people physically ill.

Yeah normally I'd be upset because of the anti free speech pushing but in this case, not at all

This is the best thing that has ever happened to him. His comedy was so washed and unfunny that he wasn’t making any money from that alone. But Now that he’s been shoa’d from twitter, he’s ascended to conservatard martyrdom which entitles you to tribute at the alter of his patreon account of some 10k a month. I’m convinced this was his strategy all along given his epic Oscar night spergout.

Why can't conservatives into comedy?

The "punch up not down" rule basically requires you to either make fun of successful/popular things, or have a persecution complex. Its basically why most conservatives don't do comedy, but alt-righters have their own well-developed brand (they think they're oppressed by liberals).

To everyone else it may not be funny, but it makes them prime lolcows.

The “punch up not down” explanation is easily the most retarded analysis of comedy on the planet. I don’t know if you even know what comedy is. Have you ever heard a joke before?

9/11

as explanations go it might be closer to 0% explanatory than 100%, you may generate a closer explanation of comedy if you invert it; almost everything funny to anyone is mean spirited in some direction or another and "punching up" is just a cute knot you tie yourself in, in order to believe your being mean is ethical

according to Mel Brooks comedy revolves around being a sadist.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

or to put it another way one of the most influential jews of all time basically just told you to go fuck yourself

"punch up not down" rule

that is literally the most autistic thing I have ever heard

This is by far the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You could’ve said conservatives were inbred racist retards and it still would’ve been slightly closer to the truth than saying comedy is about the “punch up not down” rule.

We make fun of retards all the time here (punching down) and it’s still funny

Norm MacDonald is a (((crypto conservative)))

Also a crypto Canadian though.

No slurs please

/u/snallygaster knows Norm isn't actually funny.

nah

he's a treasure, you scum!

[south park pasta]

Neither can liberals, political comedy just isn't funny.

Political comedy sux but it seems like conservative representation is almost nothing in the broad comedy scene, even counting all forms of comedy. There's South Park and Red Eye was a thing for a while, but otherwise conservative comedians are very hard to come by, and the ones that do exist aren't remotely funny.

Most likely the things that tend to make people conservative also make them unlikely to want to be public comics. Most comedians are damaged neurotics with poor familial relationships who move to their nearest big city to grind out comedy gigs at night while waiting tables or whatever during the day. Additionally, in those big cities they're unlikely to be super popular because there aren't really right wing audiences.

So you have two sets of selection - first self selection, and then market selection.

In contrast to comics who do lib/lefty political stuff, the damaged neurotics who lean conservative typically just smoke meth and try to fuck their father-in-law's second wife.

There are plenty of funny right-wingers, they just tell jokes among their friends.

The only funny right-winger that I know about is P.J. O'rourke and he's more of a radical centrist who happens to vote republican.

There's South Park and Red Eye was a thing for a while

event those two shows took a cumtown-esque "hands off of politics but liberals are always made fun of more often" slant.

personally i blame it all on (((nepotism)))

people say conservatives can't do comedy, if you ask any jew from LA or NYC about Palestinian muslims or illegal immigrants into israel or how well israel defends its borders, you will suddenly hear some very far-right wing opinions from some of the most hilarious people on earth. Jerry Seinfeld went to a muslim killing amusement park earlier this year, for instance. (yes seriously)

Jerry Seinfeld went to a muslim killing amusement park earlier this year, for instance. (yes seriously)

wait what. why is that even a thing?

killing Muslims for Jews is like Disney world for whites, it's the best thing ever.

I mean there really isn't such a thing as political comedy, unless you're counting trash like the daily show/Colbert/SNL level shit, but if you're looking for comedians who happen to be conservative there's Bill Burr, Tim Allen.

Other comedians who have gotten sjw libtards in a tizzy recently include Seinfeld, Dave Chapelle, and Ricky Gervais. While that obviously doesn't make them conservative, it certainly is endearing.

Bill Burr is not remotely conservative.

Bill Burr isn't conservative. He's pretty left leaning.

Too busy being afraid of and angry at everything in the world to laugh tbh.

Idealogical industry gatekeepers.

Liberals can’t meme and conservatives apparently can’t be good comedians

tl;dr:

How come a Black gets an Oscar for stealing my bike

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To think, those people could spend that money on coke and hookers and get actual value out of it.

what sort of drugs are you getting for $5 a month? most of his patrons give him $5 or under. a few give him anything more than $25

Oxi.

Meh I bet he's gonna keep running his mouth there too until, surprise, he gets banned

His act is more washed up than a child migrant's body on a Turkish beach.

You can have that one for free Owen.

His act is more washed up than a child *nigger*'s body on a Turkish beach.

FTFY

Wow it's like Owen is actually here in the thread with us

epic Oscar night spergout.

Niggers on my Tee Vee? NIGGERS on MY tee-vee!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERS ON MY TEE VEEEEEEEEEE IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!

of some 10k a month.

you mean year, if that.

https://www.patreon.com/Wdtl

8k/month for shit tier level comedy. I wish I was making that up.

i really hope he kills himself when Patreon cuts him off

That poor kid is doomed.

>right-wing """""comedy"""""

Agenda driven comedy is never funny tbh

Does George Carlin count, because he was pretty funny and he definitely had a point of view to get across.

George Carlin was never really funny at all tbh, he just kind of ranted. Someone link me one actually funny Carlin bit and I'll change my mind

I won’t bother finding you any links but Carlin has plenty of funny stuff. But the political shit was just that....shit! That goes for all comedians imo though, from both sides of the spectrum.

someone said that conservative comedy is just making up a premise and then getting so mad about it that you forget to get to the punchline

Hogg’s hog strikes again

If you want to insult Hogg, a better way is pointing out how much he looks like a school shooter, especially when he puts on his adorable little “serious mcstern face” he always wears in interviews. But why tf would you talk about his pubes? and insulting him for going to college? the fuck’s your illness benjamin?

His twitter profile picture is gold, he takes himself so seriously with that “I’m really mad” face

"I wanna look cool for these homophobes. better talk about that young boys genital hairs."

That's too far.

Who's Owen Benjamin? Who's 'the Hogg'?

Read a book

i already read all the harry potter books, stupid

I have a two year old

This makes you unbannable?

You think that gives you power over me?

Do you feel like you're in control?

I think he's offering a trade. His life is nothing without those Twitter accounts, apparently.

How does someone get a wife and kid and still talk like this?

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The irony in his post puts /r/drama to shame jfc.

Our drama scientists detected a massive irony wave, about 20x more intense than we previously thought possible. It's going to take years of study to fully understand the mechanisms that generated an ironic event of this intensity.

Needs more vinyl crafting supplies tbh

Big Dick Hogg legitimately owns. Of all the teenaged trauma victims currently dancing for our amusement, he's by far my favorite.

lol why

I can't answer this without knowing your personal politics? What response here would piss you off the most.

I think he is the bastion of modern youth and has political opinons that are beyond reproach.

You're a heartless fuck who will gladly parade a traumatized child survivor of a mass shooting through a hostile media circus just to score cheap political points.

You perpetuate a discourse that values identity and image over thoughtful policy. He's not right because he has good ideas, he's right because of his experiences. This is part of a broad trend of devaluing expertise in favor of a marketable storyline. It's tragic that this child is getting caught up in that meatgrinder.

Nice, now I think he's a spineless media prop using the corpses of his classmates to get his 15 seconds of fame.

oh do me do me I don't actually care one way or the other I just want to try and get a rise out of people I don't know on the internet because it makes me feel something briefly

Its literally the reason I get up in the morning tbqhbbq

"He's a teenager".

Seriously though you're missing the point. Hogg himself is just a milquetoast run of the mill teenage idealist motivated by narcissism, honest passion, or both. Who cares - people like him are a dime a dozen. He's funny because of what the adults in the room with him end up doing.

Great, now I'm a radical centrist >:(

Since when is dead floridians a bad thing?

i just think his serious face and his spindly arms are funny tbh

eh he's just a teenager. the funny part is all the adults around him losing their goddamn minds.

On the left you have a bunch of grown ass men and women seriously looking up to him for opinions on serious and complicated policy matters.

On the right you have an adult human being discussing the teenager's pubes or mocking a trauma victim just to spite the left. And all the while they're treating him just like the left does: like a serious expert to be challenged.

He's just some fucking guy - the circus is the funny part.

On the right you have an adult human being discussing the teenager's pubes or mocking a trauma victim just to spite the left.

its funny though, people wringing their hands and crying about nothing and looking up to a 17 year old

what can you do except poke fun at the entire situation

I wonder if all of the circus is going to ruin Hogg or launch his career.

Both

He's just some fucking guy - the circus is the drama.

/r/drama's McLuhan

uh huh. sure you do.

yes it sure is unlikely that people would make fun of a funny looking kids appearance when he puts himself in the spotlight and acts like hes important all of a sudden

other than his appearance hes irrelevant like all the parkland kids

i prob wouldnt make fun of him as much if people didnt live vicariously through him and make him as cocky as he is though

acts like he's important.

Jealous much? Of a teenager lmao. The absolute pathetic state of you hahahahaa

cmon this is low effort for even you put a little into your posts

the irony of this coming from you

https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif

you only need to put as much effort in as elicits a response

your problem is that youre dealing with someone far smarter than yourself (me), and that means that you need to put in far more work to have an effect

whereas i can just say "lol fags" and ill have an instant response from like 5 of you guys and then a couple hours later the srd crowd

all really angry, bitter responses filled with spittle and real life emotion that practically seeps out of the screen

keeps me going tbh

anyway the moral of the story is youre shit at this and you could learn a lot from someone like me if you werent so randomly gay and hostile

nice OC (?) pasta. 👌😋🍝

my god youre an amateur its like trying to teach a baby to drive a car

Him and that bald lesbian are so dumb they should be mods here

soooo anything to contribute that isn't a FB post from my drunk uncle?

People who repeatedly mention their "very high IQ" deserve to be homeless.

Where is this gay college and can I master in bussy there?

That is why I only do it in real life in library restrooms.

lol trying to "make it big" with an "e-career".

Fucking moron, damn. That tweet wasn't even funny, he went down for a 15 year old's version of epic style pwnage.

Enjoy gay college.

best timeline

LOL I had no idea Owen Benjamin was pandering to the alt right... guess its a desperate grab for attention since real comedy fans think he's a hack.

have a wife, child and second baby on the way

only form of gainful employment is literally less stable than playing Fortnite on YouTube

publicly attack well-known minor and ask about his pubic hair

literally ask to be boycotted over this

end up literally panhandling

MFW

What a dumbass

"It's not fair that when I try to ruin lives it can backfire!" - Some dipshit

when I try to ruin lives

where did that happen

This guy Owen wants to fuck with David's life, and ends up being the one fucked with

First they came for the Daily Stormer's advertiser's, and I said nothing

"I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN WHO HAS SOME VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT A TEENAGE BOY'S PUBIC HAIR!"

He's somewhat revolutionary, an early representation of the delusional milo copycats that are coming. He's just more u0 front and less clever with the begging

Twitter is the same platform that fully allows ISIS to use it for recruiting by the way.

An online career carefully built over only 5 months and somehow he cannot care for his family now? Sure

SAD

Post bussy you faggots. After that, consider necking yourselves. Inshalla.

Solid comment btw...

Normally I object to this kind of thing seeing how it smacks of policing wrongthink, but this guy is a jackass who offered nothing to the discussion and is really just eating crow at this point. He isn't a martyr, he's a douchebag who got the microphone ripped away from him.

Twitter is the same platform that fully allows ISIS to use it for recruiting by the way.

Is there a problem, kafir?

That kid is a piece of shit

And yet he's doing more with his life than you ever will.

Ha ha ok, right....

This is definitely a case where quality>quantity.

That said, Hogg probably still has both of you beat.

1,286

patrons

$7,924

per month

Fuck, maybe I should deprive myself of oxygen just long enough to become retarded so I can make money doing nothing too.

Hogg is BTFOing folks left and right. Wonder if he gonna run for office tbh

Me: Time to put myself on every talk show, news show, and website I can find and spread my controversial agenda.

Also me: Help, I am just a normal child and these people who disagree with me are bullying me.

Okay but whoever the dude attacking Hogg is kinda a dick and should be suspended for bullying. And maybe he should get a real job

main income source is internet brand

call child a faggot with smooth balls

He certainly deserves to lose his income, he possibly should be lawfully executed.

Like I get free speech is fundamentally important but at the same time when unfunny edgelords with the wit of your average 6th grader get told by the free market that they aren’t wanted anymore (and thus learn the real world comes with consequences) I’m not exactly crying for them.

Maybe I am a fucking idiot

HOGGED.com

"People don't like me cause I say shitty things! I'm being oppressed."

Hogg's too afraid to take people on where he can't have the platform do his bidding.

So these little commie authoritarians have armies of people behind them ready to ruin peoples lives that disagree with them?

If a twitter ban is ruining your life you should kys anyway.

Yes.

Twitter is the same platform that fully allows ISIS to use it for recruiting by the way.

Damn, talk about a blow to free speech. I wish youtube and twitter weren't cucked SJW organizations.

Hogg's too afraid to take people on where he can't have the platform do his bidding.