I’ve had a recurring dream most my life where im somewhat sodomisd by dinosaurs 🦖. It’s not like a nightmare sort of dream that has a bad or scary vibe to it, its closer to the other side of that spectrum, they can be a bit concerning at times though. The dreams have gotten more intense as I’ve grown up and became more aware of what is happening during the dreams. I used to just wake up kind of aroused but wouldn't understand what it was all about, now when I experience them I will usually wake up and be half way through masturbating, I’ll sometimes be so worked up I cant fall back to sleep and can’t do anything but stay awake playing with myself until the morning if im alone, I’ll also have an unnaturally large urge for sex for at least a day following these dreams. They are always slightly different, sometimes it will be a pack of velociraptor choking me while jacking me off with their tails, some times a triceratops will be using its horn to play with my butt while a pterodactyl flaps its wings against my balls. The most recent dream I had, my entire body was constricted by the tail of a diplodocus until all the blood in my body rushed to my penis and I busted a nut before awaking. Every time I think I’ve been fucked by every dinosaur in every possible way something else just as fuckin strange will happen. The dreams have become so regular that as soon as I see a dinosaur I realize that I am dreaming and about to be lucidly gang banged by prehistoric creatures again. Additional information.. I’m not sexually attracted to dinosaurs in the slightest and I have no idea why these dreams leave me so aroused
My keyboard was only $75 and I had $50 in amazon gift cards. If you don't get one with tons of fancy lights and shit they aren't hundreds of bucks. They won't make you a game god or anything, but they are quite nice IMO. If it was much more expensive, I probably wouldn't have gotten it tbh.
SRD is way worse, bunch of Kantian moral fags who are always trying to take the moral high ground, also full of mentally-ill poly-people and, even worse, women.
They get humilated pretty often, usually when pizzashill manages to bait them into one of his seriousposting matches and they manage to sperg out hard.
Anything is better than a fucking retrospective. I used to consult for a company that would just list the jira numbers and for the fix say they would check for that specific bug next time.
And this was after the 7:30 am stand up and before the 9 am requirements meeting. The was one week I was scheduled for over fourty hours of meetings. I had to take a long vacation after that job.
basically dumbed down agile where you have a "backlog" of issues, and you put them into doing when working on it and done when done. its nice
I feel like theres a bit of a snake oil "tech manager" agile bs industry and its pretty cancerous. some Agile consultants I know make 150$ an hour + for basically just telling adults to work in a more militaristic fashion
Spot on about the snake oil. I used to have a boss that bragged about being a scrum master. He was eventually fired when people realized he didn't know how to do anything and blew budgets by adding every type of manager he could think of so he wouldn't ever have to do anything.
One time we were bidding on a project for 5 million, and he legit had 4 million of it going to program/product/project/tech management and 1 million to engineering/qa/documentation.
Honestly I mostly prefer using /r/drama as an excuse to bully people. I'm not racist and the only people I hate are tankies and the cluster-b trannies, for whom the venn diagram is basically a circle.
Swimming in the filth Reddit has to offer can be a beneficial exercise. Mostly, the collection of targeted harassment, user names pings that violate Reddit terms of use (shame so many have chosen to delete them despite screen capping them), and escalating DM's are the fruit of the labor.
The irony of you asking for effort when you can't even answer one single, very simple, question is Alanis levels.
I'd figure someone with so much free time would be able to easily explain their slurs. But alas your public education and lack of parental influence has betrayed you.
It’s a shame. You started off your targeted harassment with such potential yet you managed to quickly slide into failure. Story of your life I imagine.
You say /r/drama is an excuse to be hateful. Then you post 20 times in the thread calling people "discord cuckservative". Then you can't even explain what your slur means. Then you talk about shame. OK?
Just a guess but I think he's convinced it's an organized brigade from discord. Considering he posts in AHS he would be retarded enough to actually believe that.
"It's not that I get mocked outside of moral panic circlejerk subs for being retarded, it's because a group of people using an off-site chatroom have pointed their cruel and gnarled finger at me"
Man, I really want to give you some credit for this, but I've been using the same tactic throughout this thread so your just coming off as unoriginal and repetitive. Quite pathetic really.
You are now officially blocked, I don't tolerate joking about cuckholdry. You are going to have to go shitpost somewhere else for your childish lulz. Hopefully you will mature in the future and obtain some intellectual honesty kid.
Why don’t you dip shits stop replying to my comments and this whole display of how pathetically low this community prides itself in going could end? Maybe stopping the targeted harassment via username pings would help to?
Are you even listening to yourself? Sorry I don’t let my inbox pile up without responding. It’s too much fun not to.
Oh you poor thing. you've mistaken my genuine concern for your well-being for antagonism.
A person could be forgiven for thinking that such a tragic worldview could only come from a person who's deprived of even the most basic human contact, friendship and companionship.
But that can't possibly be right, someone who spends eight hours obsessively and angrily replying to reddit comments simply must be a well-balanced and well-loved individual.
I mean sure, most normal people spend their free time taking part in their hobbies or enjoying spending time with loved ones, and don't have time to spend 8 hours having an angry spasm on the internet.
It's great that you're showing that a public meltdown is an activity that 100% normal people can take part in too.
Are you? How lovely! It's always nice to hear that people are proud of you, isn't it?
I mean, I'm assuming there that you have people in your life who are proud of the guy who spends all of his free time on Reddit; but that's an easy assumption to make.
I mean, who wouldn't be proud of having a brave keyboard warrior for a son?
You want to know what makes this even more fascinating? I actually paid attention in school and obtained a job with a salary. You do know what a salary is right? I come over here, partake in helping you display the filth this sub has to offer and get paid!
Stay in school kid, you might be able to achieve your goals one day.
Not a job with a good salary, not a job that challenges you, not one that inspires you, or fulfils you, or makes things better for other people. Just 'a job with a salary'.
Was school tough for you? People who tend to brag about 'paying attention in school' usually didn't have very much to distract them; like sports, hobbies, girls, friends, that kind of thing.
Don't feel too sad about it. It's over now. Now you can spend every day as an unnoticed drone at your 'job with a salary', go back home to have an aneurysm on Reddit for eight hours before sleeping then repeating the whole process. And all the while never have to have any human contact with anyone who cares one iota about you.
I know, it's a failing of mine. I've learned to accept it over the years though. I bet you're really good at accepting your personality defects; probably even better at it than me!
I'm sorry if you're finding this conversation boring. You can stop replying any time you know? You didn't even have to reply in the first place!
I'm going to need you to put some effort into this. You're quite literally putting me to sleep.
How about we go back to this: unironically attempt to tell me about how using Reddit means a user has a shitty, lonely, unfulfilled life. Try not to let the hypocrisy of you actually being a Reddit user, participating with conviction bother you too much.
Phew, glad I wasn't so boring that you left. Someone who keeps coming back to conversation that they think is boring could be a bit obsessive and weird. Glad to see that wasn't the case.
People like to talk about themselves right? So I'll try that for you.
Like I said, you don't need to keep replying if you're sleepy. Get some rest if you want, you've got another fulfilling day of posting on the internet ahead of you tomorrow. Something for you to look forward to I imagine!
So it seems like your crushing loneliness is a touchy subject for you. I understand why you'd rather not discuss it.
How about: Why do you think other people don't like you?
Perhaps your inability to confront uncomfortable truths about yourself is part of the reason no one wants to spend time with you or touch you or be in an enclosed space with you. It's probably part of the reason anyway.
Try not to worry too much. The fact that you're inherently unlikable doesn't necessarily mean that no one will ever love you. It's a lot more likely of course, but don't give up all hope just yet. I'm rooting for you!
So, like, do I have to throw some bitcoin at you for you arm chair freudian rantings? I'd be more concerned about passing high school before you delve into psychoanalysis.
It's a service I provide for free for the people who need it the most. It's good to hear that is valuable enough for you to consider paying for though.
Without talking to you in person (which, like the rest of the world, I don't want to do) I can't be certain, but I'd say your problems stem entirely from your childhood.
You were probably an awkward child whose strange and obsessive nature made it very hard for them to make friends. And, being arrogant, you decided that this was the other children's fault and you didn't need friends anyway. You devoted yourself to 'paying attention in school' and failed to fix any of your obvious and glaring personality flaws. And now you're a sad and lonely man who doesn't know how to interact with people in the real world - so you spend your life online.
If it was your birthday tomorrow, how many people would come out for drinks with you? Not many, right? Probably zero.
It doesn't have to be like that. But you'd need to accept that your worst enemy isn't r/drama trolls, or any other external group. Your worst enemy is you, and you could start to fix your life right now if you chose to.
I don't mind spending time on people who are in desperate need of help. Only a terrible human being would brush aside someone who is pleading so desperately for someone, anyone to notice them and help them.
And I'm so very glad that it was useful for you and brought some much needed joy into your life.
I don't think this sub is going anywhere. There was a video of a guy shooting himself in the head stickied here a couple of weeks ago, and nothing happened.
The fact that you voluntarily joined the conversation, and have been rather less than civil yourself, immediately invalidates any claims of harassment.
Even if it does shut down, who cares? It's the internet, it's the polar opposite of a serious, important thing.
I enjoyed hearing you speak so highly of me though; it's always nice to get a bit of recognition.
The fact that you voluntarily joined the conversation
Lol buddy, you haven't been paying much attention have you?
Do me a favor, take a second to familiarize yourself with this very post, the targeted harassment user pings, the verbiage used. Not to mentioned the dm's I've received. All of which has been thoroughly documented and presented as they've come in.
Even if it does shut down, who cares? It's the internet, it's the polar opposite of a serious, important thing.
This is great. Remember that bit about reflexive thought? Are you honestly trying to be ironic here?
Well, let's see if anything happens. As I said earlier, this sub isn't where your problems stem from. Even if r/drama does get shut down because you physically can't restrain yourself from responding to people it won't fix your problems. You'll still be an unloved, socially inept loner. The only person who can change that is you; but I don't think you're capable of looking inwards.
And of course you think this is serious business. You've been at it now for almost 12 hours. Nearly half a day of being sad about easily avoidable words on the internet.
I'm sitting in work, late on a Friday morning, with nothing to do. Regardless of what happens, in 4 hours I'll be off Reddit for at least 2 days. How long are you going to keep having a meltdown for?
You've single handedly made this whole day of shit posting while rendering video worth wild. You are a walking, talking definition of hypocrisy and you continue to double down. You're inability to reflect on your own words is astounding and amusing. You're the definition of why this sub has to work so hard to defend itself while self castrating itself in the process. You are the reason why this sub has it's end on the horizon. You are the definition of unfounded bigotry, hate, and ignorance. Congratulations, I'd assume it takes effort to be what you are, but you make it look so easy. God damn buddy, if you're going to attempt to be edgy in this internet landscape, at least attempt to be concise enough to actually have a message rooted inside of it. You are everything you you've attempted to reflect upon me.
I sincerely hope you have better days and better perspective for how you view the world in the future.
Wow, I really got to you. That kind of reaction pretty much proves that everything I wrote about you was right on the money. You didn't exactly make it difficult though so I shouldn't feel too pleased with myself.
That comment felt like you're concluding this conversation. Just one thing though before you leave - the word is "worthwhile", not "worth wild".
Just thought you might want to know, considering that you obviously put so much effort into not looking like a retard online.
Hoo boy, ok we'll do these in order. I know you wanted to sound intelligent. You've been trying really hard. That's why you should take this as constructive:
Worthwhile* not worth wild.
Your* inability not You're* inability
Self castrating itself?
Has its* end, not it's.
Concise has nothing to do with whether there's "actually a message rooted in it" or not. It has to do with how many words you use to convey the message. If he didn't have a message to start with, he can't suddenly have one by being more concise.
Everything you you've attempted
...ok I think that covers it.
Review, edit, resubmit, and I'll consider changing your grade. We can chalk up your first attempt to emotional distraction and heavy stress.
BTW, the whole inherent hypocrisy of that triggered, mental spasm of a comment right now and your being a member of this community is just delectable. I'm sure you're completely unaware of how stupid you sound.
I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc. You're a guy that trolls cuckhold memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is. Have fun in your super edgy community.
We Dramanauts are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
I'm not sure, I just assumed they let their wives get railed, but I assume this is some sort of hyper cuck where the cuck in question delivers a damp towl and water bottle to the man logging his wife.
You keep saying that you don't care but I think you really do. If you truly didn't care you'd get out of the sub. But you can't help yourself! As is usually the case with retarded people, they will continually comment back trying desperately to assert that they don't care. What's ironic is that you're being here shows that you do in fact care a lot.
I like poking a stick in this pile of shit. It's entertaining. You can assert all the fictitious reasoning you want but you'd be wrong. This community decided to target harass me, so I'll entertain myself by making the community display just how sad, pathetic, and dumb it really is. Enjoy it while it last though, this sub will be banned eventually as targeted harassment such as this thread displays, is actually something the admins take seriously.
Don’t be daft. Look at the post and look at the number of direct user name mentions that flooded in. By the way, you all realize that’s not supposed to be used any because it’s considered....wait for it... targeted harassment.
Oh well I dont username ping. But I mean you could block the sub, you could ignore it, theres all kinds of things you could do. And instead you decide to descend to our level and sperg out like everyone else. What does that say about you?
I'm sorry but I told you to stop and you continues to harass me. Even though I have the option to block or ignore you I'm going to have to report you to the admins. You are spreading filth and hate on a lovely sub.
Please do that, they can review the post and see all the targeted username pings you all have spend your day doing. Anything that helps bring the inevitable ban of this sub is a-okay with me.
Alright that's IT buster! I'm done with these games! You've dun goofed! The cyber police have been notified and I'm backtracking your IP as we speak! Consequences will never be the same!
Holy shit... Went to see that guy's profile, and not only is did he spend hours responding to everyone who pinged him here, but his regular responses in other threads are also showing how easy he starts seething.
I can almost hear your heartbeat /u/right-wing reject.
I keep all sorts of weird friends, like you. Not all of them appreciate drama the way I do, which is sad, you know? Like not being able to enjoy coconut ice cream levels of sad.
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
you're a faggot because you bitch about a sub and post on AHS. And you rehash insults because, like rest of left wing reddit, you're a bunch of humorless dour, unfunny cunts. Do I need to break this down further?
/u/RightWingReject why do you despise our bigotry towards mayos? Every day we preach the good word to ignite the mayocide. I see no reason for you to resist it, unless you’re an uppity mayo of course.
Im down for whatever political ideology you have as long as I can be a billionaire oligarch and you look the other way while I amass wealth to later give to you in "donations" for you speaking behind close doors to an audience of 100 empty chairs
My ideology is Luciferian ChronoTriggerian Electroshockonomics; indeed, we are compatible. As my constituent you will receive the right to get paid for play.
I looked at running in my county election. No one represents my district of the county. I needed nine votes, which I have just from random people as a write in. Getting on the ballot would have been easy too and a garunteed win as I would have been the first candidate from the district in some time.
Then I looked at it a bit more and it is a huge-ass time commitment and I live in one of the 4 counties in my state that doesn't even pay a small stipended to county committee members. F* that. Roberts Rules of Order, making and balancing budgets, listening to crazy people whine at public hearings about nonsense (I've been to a couple) sounds fun, but definately not shit I would do for free. Hell in the more populous counties in my state peeps get paid 50k for that shit, even other small ones of similiar size would toss out like 5k for the extra time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-12
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1 Cdace 2018-04-12
no we r/drama is an excuse for me to dino 🦖 post
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-12
🐝post or 🐝TFO!! 🙈
1 Cdace 2018-04-12
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xlDHNGjSuBkbkc/giphy.gif
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-12
hwat????
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
Do you have any 🦖🍝
1 Cdace 2018-04-12
I’ve had a recurring dream most my life where im somewhat sodomisd by dinosaurs 🦖. It’s not like a nightmare sort of dream that has a bad or scary vibe to it, its closer to the other side of that spectrum, they can be a bit concerning at times though. The dreams have gotten more intense as I’ve grown up and became more aware of what is happening during the dreams. I used to just wake up kind of aroused but wouldn't understand what it was all about, now when I experience them I will usually wake up and be half way through masturbating, I’ll sometimes be so worked up I cant fall back to sleep and can’t do anything but stay awake playing with myself until the morning if im alone, I’ll also have an unnaturally large urge for sex for at least a day following these dreams. They are always slightly different, sometimes it will be a pack of velociraptor choking me while jacking me off with their tails, some times a triceratops will be using its horn to play with my butt while a pterodactyl flaps its wings against my balls. The most recent dream I had, my entire body was constricted by the tail of a diplodocus until all the blood in my body rushed to my penis and I busted a nut before awaking. Every time I think I’ve been fucked by every dinosaur in every possible way something else just as fuckin strange will happen. The dreams have become so regular that as soon as I see a dinosaur I realize that I am dreaming and about to be lucidly gang banged by prehistoric creatures again. Additional information.. I’m not sexually attracted to dinosaurs in the slightest and I have no idea why these dreams leave me so aroused
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-12
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e961d32ce26
1 snallygaster 2018-04-12
Classic.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
YIKES!
1 DistortedLines 2018-04-12
And for me to tay 😇 post
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-12
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-12
Nice square my dude
1 Cdace 2018-04-12
That’s an dinosaur 🦖 program
1 KennethPowersMFCEO 2018-04-12
Now that's just mean.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-12
I sent a report to /r/reddit.com for hate speech
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-12
Same r/Againsthatesubreddits is the most toxic sub on this site
1 caffienatedjedi 2018-04-12
This but unironically
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-12
Check my profile. There was no irony to be had.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-04-12
This but ironically
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
/u/Dubteedub please take care of this hate speech or we will be forced to use our secret cryptofacist techniques.
1 DubTeeDub 2018-04-12
k
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
It's still there. Please I am too sensitive to view criticism on the internet.
1 DubTeeDub 2018-04-12
oh, I was just saying k to your comment
im not removing that
I thought you guys were supposed to have thicker skin?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
Haven't you heard? This is a cute animal themed subreddit now. Only fuzzy cute thoughts to protect ours feelies are allowed.
If you won't remove the post, could I interest you in the idea of removing yourself from the world of the living?
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-04-12
Pet dogs are haram
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-04-12
Serious question, why do you take Reddit so seriously? It looks like you're posting on reddit constantly, only taking breaks when you sleep.
I have my thoughts on why but I figured you might have an explanation for such bizarre behavior.
1 NecessaryPiglet 2018-04-12
Honestly if you instantly killed every member of this sub I think society would see a net positive
1 DubTeeDub 2018-04-12
Drama a shit
Hi piglet
1 NecessaryPiglet 2018-04-12
Hey dub hru
1 DubTeeDub 2018-04-12
Pretty good mate, real tired this morning
1 deere442 2018-04-12
did you know that /r/BlackPeopleTwitter is mostly white kids under the age of 19?
ofc you knew that, but your insecure faggy ass can't remove the comment here and ban me like you do to people there lmao
1 DubTeeDub 2018-04-12
Wahhhhhhh
1 deere442 2018-04-12
and you too, are white. as are most of the mod team. it's hilarious how upset you guys get when people point it out though
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
I'm speechless. I've never seen someone go so far over the line...sensible speech laws when?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-04-12
That's downright offensive. /u/SlurredPhrygia, how can you say such horrible things!
1 SlurredPhrygia 2018-04-12
With a little over 40 words per minute on a laptop keyboard. How I sleep at night is another story.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
You should aim for better.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
lol
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-12
>Get trashed in video games.
>Decide that the reason behind my bronze 5 rating is my keyboard.
>Buy a mechanical keyboard for hundred of bucks.
>Doesn't get any better at video games.
>MFW, the failure was me the whole time.
>Go to r/drama to shitpost in favor of mechanical keyboard.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
My keyboard was only $75 and I had $50 in amazon gift cards. If you don't get one with tons of fancy lights and shit they aren't hundreds of bucks. They won't make you a game god or anything, but they are quite nice IMO. If it was much more expensive, I probably wouldn't have gotten it tbh.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-12
I notice you aren't even contesting the rest, noob.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
No I'm totally shit at vidya. I just don't mind that.
1 Delkseypoo 2018-04-12
Part of being a gamer is outspokenly looking down on others for their choices in hardware though, so I feel you
1 SlurredPhrygia 2018-04-12
I have a cheap brown switch keyboard on my desktop, most of my non-gaming computer usage is on my laptop however.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
Brown and blues were too loud for me. The reds are just right for me.
1 SlurredPhrygia 2018-04-12
I just wanted something with a quicker action and no ghost issues. The logitech one I got was like $80 refurbished, was well worth.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
What model do you have?
1 SlurredPhrygia 2018-04-12
g710+, its refurbished from microcenter.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
FUCK NEED TO THROW GRENADE!!!! while sprinting-dodging-leaning
nothing happens
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 darth_stroyer 2018-04-12
Reddit tbh
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-12
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-12
SRD is way worse, bunch of Kantian moral fags who are always trying to take the moral high ground, also full of mentally-ill poly-people and, even worse, women.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-12
It's not my fault SRD is modded by assblasted cupcakes.
1 Pillowed321 2018-04-12
I still think SRD is worse but they aren't completely wrong. in some threads on /r/drama the neo-Nazis can be as bad as the SJWs on /r/Subredditdrama.
1 allendrio 2018-04-12
They get humilated pretty often, usually when pizzashill manages to bait them into one of his seriousposting matches and they manage to sperg out hard.
1 Its_Not_Over_Yet 2018-04-12
I know, it's worse then the time someone accused me of going to iFunny.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-04-12
so?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-04-12
For the slow kids in class, racism, hatred and bigotry are considered bad things. As long as they're against the right kind of people.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-04-12
/u/--cheese-- you're a commie who posts exclusively on meta-subs. You're not really in any position to call others "shitty people.
Also don't say "ugh", it's cultural appropriation from Native Americans.
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
Please close your quote. It's making me twitch.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-04-12
Programmer, huh?
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
Recovering... Mostly design and architecture these days. Impressive read tho.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
How was daily scrum today?
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
Stop triggering me.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
Grooming meeting in 30min. fucking STOKED!!! cant wait to sit down for 2 hours to groom issues!
AGILE YAY!
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
Anything is better than a fucking retrospective. I used to consult for a company that would just list the jira numbers and for the fix say they would check for that specific bug next time.
And this was after the 7:30 am stand up and before the 9 am requirements meeting. The was one week I was scheduled for over fourty hours of meetings. I had to take a long vacation after that job.
Sorry for the vent, you really did trigger me.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
I've been there.
one week out of two weeks was
40 hours total
15 hours of meeting
20 of actual doing
5 of daily scrum, user story shit (very very strict requirements aka the whole 9 yards of "As a user i need...)
now its kanban and I love it but do miss some agile parts
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
I've somehow managed to avoid knowing what kanban is. The buzzword salad just kills me.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
basically dumbed down agile where you have a "backlog" of issues, and you put them into doing when working on it and done when done. its nice
I feel like theres a bit of a snake oil "tech manager" agile bs industry and its pretty cancerous. some Agile consultants I know make 150$ an hour + for basically just telling adults to work in a more militaristic fashion
1 BlueSerene 2018-04-12
Spot on about the snake oil. I used to have a boss that bragged about being a scrum master. He was eventually fired when people realized he didn't know how to do anything and blew budgets by adding every type of manager he could think of so he wouldn't ever have to do anything.
One time we were bidding on a project for 5 million, and he legit had 4 million of it going to program/product/project/tech management and 1 million to engineering/qa/documentation.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-12
You should try RubyOnRails, best language out there!
1 redditor080917 2018-04-12
/u/--cheese-- you're literally whoring yourself out to get that bussy.
Why can't you love me instead?
1 Leitos 2018-04-12
Honestly I mostly prefer using /r/drama as an excuse to bully people. I'm not racist and the only people I hate are tankies and the cluster-b trannies, for whom the venn diagram is basically a circle.
1 LordDampNut2 2018-04-12
I only like beautiful trannies, with beautiful cocks. Not some gaywad in a wig.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
Unironically me.
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-12
ah, i see youre a man of culture
1 Mircy 2018-04-12
you'll never be rid of us hohohohohoho
1 Delkseypoo 2018-04-12
Ya'll do a pretty good job of it yourselves. Plus the ones on the internet will be like be like 90% gone after the mayocide.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-12
/u/bobcobble - please show me on the doll where the mean /r/drama users touched you.
1 Tarrock 2018-04-12
u/RightWingReject
r/againsthatesubreddits is an excuse for powerless losers to pretend they have power on the internet (you don't have power here either)
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 Tarrock 2018-04-12
Got em
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Get em
1 cggreene2 2018-04-12
Holy fuck your post history. Trump made you go insane, what a legend.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
M'kay.
1 Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-12
Wew lad, he wasn't kidding. Jesus
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
The Risperidone is the only thing keeping it in check I tell yah.
1 DiscombobulatedAnus 2018-04-12
Have you been on this thread all day? Bless your heart, you're adorable!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Swimming in the filth Reddit has to offer can be a beneficial exercise. Mostly, the collection of targeted harassment, user names pings that violate Reddit terms of use (shame so many have chosen to delete them despite screen capping them), and escalating DM's are the fruit of the labor.
1 PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS 2018-04-12
You dumb fuck reddit username pings are not against rules. It's literally the reason why it exists
1 cheers_grills 2018-04-12
DADDY DEFENSE FORCE, ASSEMBLE
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Polly want a cracker?
1 UniversityDaniel 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Polly want a cracker?
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yes, we understand you're capable of regurgitation. Have anything new to contribute.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
Polly want a cracker?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I feel like you're progressing here and we're all proud of you. Keep up the good work.
1 911roofer 2018-04-12
Are you actually a parrot with a speech to text program left on?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-04-12
What kind of faggot tranny nigger spends they're time in Reddit looking for shit to be offended
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-04-12
This offends me, and I wasn't even looking for it
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-12
White people
1 Jrook 2018-04-12
Trying too hard
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
When you are too stupid for /b/
1 shallowm 2018-04-12
Have you seen /r/drama?
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
/u/RightWingReject what makes you think we need an excuse?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
That's the thing I don't get, why can't we just choose to be this way?
Why are people like /u/RightWingReject so in need of excuses to justify their own actions, it doesn't absolve them of their shitty behavior.
Stop being a bitch and own it, fucking faggot.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
What is a "discord cuckservative"?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You, dumbass.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
But what does it mean? Can you explain your slur?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Ask Q.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
The guy from Star Trek?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Why you deleting your comments? You're pretty shit at this harassment stuff.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
I haven't deleted any comments. Why are you lying?
Why can't you answer a simple question?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Up your game bro.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
So you just go around yelling slurs at everyone willy nilly, but we're the hateful people? At least we can explain and own our words.
Maybe one day with enough NEET effort I too can be an ineffectual wypipo like you.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Look, I’m going to need you to put some effort into this. This is getting really boring really quickly.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
The irony of you asking for effort when you can't even answer one single, very simple, question is Alanis levels.
I'd figure someone with so much free time would be able to easily explain their slurs. But alas your public education and lack of parental influence has betrayed you.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
It’s a shame. You started off your targeted harassment with such potential yet you managed to quickly slide into failure. Story of your life I imagine.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
Let's review...
You say /r/drama is an excuse to be hateful. Then you post 20 times in the thread calling people "discord cuckservative". Then you can't even explain what your slur means. Then you talk about shame. OK?
You may have the last word, it is my privilege.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
I still don't know what discord cuckservative means, if you could explain that would be great
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You didn't say the magic words.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
Ok,
discord cuckservative
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Polly want a cracker?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
Ok sure I love crackers. Especially with cheese, mmm 🤤. But I just had food so no I can't eat more, but thanks for the offer.
You still haven't explained what discord cuckservative is though?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
I pondered for the last 20 minutes and still don't understand what discord cuckservative means. Explain?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You didn't say the magic words.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
But I already did, I said 'discord cuckservative'. Was there another magic word that you had in mind?
1 shallowm 2018-04-12
Did you try "please"?
1 Mother_Jabubu 2018-04-12
Just a guess but I think he's convinced it's an organized brigade from discord. Considering he posts in AHS he would be retarded enough to actually believe that.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-04-12
"It's not that I get mocked outside of moral panic circlejerk subs for being retarded, it's because a group of people using an off-site chatroom have pointed their cruel and gnarled finger at me"
1 morerokk 2018-04-12
Are you actually retarded, or what?
[removed]means the mods deleted it. A sight that's pretty common on AHS, I'm sure.1 wwaalleess 2018-04-12
Based Q says ur rly dum
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
What does star trek have to do with this? You don't bother answering, I'm just going to watch star trek
1 ahbslldud 2018-04-12
The patrician choice tbh
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-12
qanon? you think people here don't think cbts is packed with the biggest dipshits available?
chill the fuck out, Don Qui. you're charging at windmills.
And your insults are boring. You can do better. Like instead of the lame/sad "You, dumbass!" you can say, "I dutchoven myself for fun."
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
It's cute you think I'm concerned about that. Kind of pathetic, but cute nonetheless.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-12
Thanks, senpai-chan.
Never leave here. You're a fresh spring flower that signifies hope and unity amongst all of us.
1 Gtyyler 2018-04-12
En Oh Yew
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
Stop being so boring.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Man, I really want to give you some credit for this, but I've been using the same tactic throughout this thread so your just coming off as unoriginal and repetitive. Quite pathetic really.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
The awareness here:
Either stop being boring or go away.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You poor thing. Maybe try something original?
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-04-12
You take bait pretty easily. Are you stupid?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-04-12
So that’s a yes? Ok dumb dumb
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-04-12
What are you even acting smug about? The only thing you managed to do here is embarrass yourself.
This is like publicly sharting yourself then responding to the jeers and laughter with 'ummm, sweetie...'.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You must be assuming I’m concerned about this community’s opinion. Hate to break it to you, I’m not. Don’t take it too personally though.
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-04-12
Oh is that why you commented all over the thread?
1 DumNerds 2018-04-12
shidbost better blease
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You didn't say the magic words.
1 DumNerds 2018-04-12
pwease mister weject iw do anything if you make bettew posts
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Speak like a fucking adult. Imbecile.
1 DumNerds 2018-04-12
<:3c
1 trapochaphouse 2018-04-12
You are now officially blocked, I don't tolerate joking about cuckholdry. You are going to have to go shitpost somewhere else for your childish lulz. Hopefully you will mature in the future and obtain some intellectual honesty kid.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Holy fucking shit. Am I supposed to give a fuck about you?
Hint: I don't.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Well you obviously care enough to make a whole comment about it. Are we hurting your feelings? Poor baby.
Seriously though, maybe we should stop guys. I kind of have a thing about not making fun of mentally handicapped people.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-04-12
OopS! That's it! You're blocked now over here, too! Oh man there's going to be nobody left at this rate!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Searching for a fuck to give....
1 GetHisWallet 2018-04-12
I can't read your comment. I blocked you remember
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
"I don't care. I don't care", RightWingReject cries as he makes like 80 comments on this sub in the last 7 hours.
Yeah, obsessively replying once every 5 minutes for 7 hours really shows how little you care. Great job little buddy!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Why don’t you dip shits stop replying to my comments and this whole display of how pathetically low this community prides itself in going could end? Maybe stopping the targeted harassment via username pings would help to?
Are you even listening to yourself? Sorry I don’t let my inbox pile up without responding. It’s too much fun not to.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Yikes, this comment is so angry, bitter and hate filled.
It's really sad that you claim to be having fun when your obsessive, frothing impotent rage is clearly on display for all to see.
Do you need a hug?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Whines like a little bitch about responding to comments and harassing user pings (something admins actually take seriously).
Proceeds to respond with antagonistic replies.
I should have assumed this level of contemplation was beyond your capability, so my bad on that.
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Oh you poor thing. you've mistaken my genuine concern for your well-being for antagonism.
A person could be forgiven for thinking that such a tragic worldview could only come from a person who's deprived of even the most basic human contact, friendship and companionship.
But that can't possibly be right, someone who spends eight hours obsessively and angrily replying to reddit comments simply must be a well-balanced and well-loved individual.
I mean sure, most normal people spend their free time taking part in their hobbies or enjoying spending time with loved ones, and don't have time to spend 8 hours having an angry spasm on the internet.
It's great that you're showing that a public meltdown is an activity that 100% normal people can take part in too.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
A for effort. Could have used some more middle school edge, but you tried. We're all proud of you!
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Are you? How lovely! It's always nice to hear that people are proud of you, isn't it?
I mean, I'm assuming there that you have people in your life who are proud of the guy who spends all of his free time on Reddit; but that's an easy assumption to make.
I mean, who wouldn't be proud of having a brave keyboard warrior for a son?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You want to know what makes this even more fascinating? I actually paid attention in school and obtained a job with a salary. You do know what a salary is right? I come over here, partake in helping you display the filth this sub has to offer and get paid!
Stay in school kid, you might be able to achieve your goals one day.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
How sad, to define yourself by your job.
Not a job with a good salary, not a job that challenges you, not one that inspires you, or fulfils you, or makes things better for other people. Just 'a job with a salary'.
Was school tough for you? People who tend to brag about 'paying attention in school' usually didn't have very much to distract them; like sports, hobbies, girls, friends, that kind of thing.
Don't feel too sad about it. It's over now. Now you can spend every day as an unnoticed drone at your 'job with a salary', go back home to have an aneurysm on Reddit for eight hours before sleeping then repeating the whole process. And all the while never have to have any human contact with anyone who cares one iota about you.
Living the dream right there!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Attempts to correlates that participation on Reddit equates to lonely, unfulfilled life.
Proceeds to feverishly participate on Reddit.
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
So, what you're saying is that you think we might have similar lives?
You think you're about as worthwhile a human being as someone who posts on r/drama?
Not really a high bar to clear there.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I should have known reflexive thought might hurt your precious, developing brain. My bad.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
It's nice that you're starting to show concern for me. After all, I've been nothing but supportive and kind to you during this entire conversation.
It's really heartening that you're learning from my example, and starting to put your bitterness and hollow, impotent rage behind you.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Damn, you're boring.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
I know, it's a failing of mine. I've learned to accept it over the years though. I bet you're really good at accepting your personality defects; probably even better at it than me!
I'm sorry if you're finding this conversation boring. You can stop replying any time you know? You didn't even have to reply in the first place!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I'm going to need you to put some effort into this. You're quite literally putting me to sleep.
How about we go back to this: unironically attempt to tell me about how using Reddit means a user has a shitty, lonely, unfulfilled life. Try not to let the hypocrisy of you actually being a Reddit user, participating with conviction bother you too much.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Phew, glad I wasn't so boring that you left. Someone who keeps coming back to conversation that they think is boring could be a bit obsessive and weird. Glad to see that wasn't the case.
People like to talk about themselves right? So I'll try that for you.
Why are you so angry all the time?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I asked for effort.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
You do realise you're in r/drama right? Effort isn't encouraged around these parts.
So you don't want to talk about why you're so angry I guess. Let's try a different angle.
How long have you been lonely for?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Sooooo sleepy.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Like I said, you don't need to keep replying if you're sleepy. Get some rest if you want, you've got another fulfilling day of posting on the internet ahead of you tomorrow. Something for you to look forward to I imagine!
So it seems like your crushing loneliness is a touchy subject for you. I understand why you'd rather not discuss it.
How about: Why do you think other people don't like you?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I'm sorry. I can't be the conduit for your own self realization. You'll need to work on that on your own skipper.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Perhaps your inability to confront uncomfortable truths about yourself is part of the reason no one wants to spend time with you or touch you or be in an enclosed space with you. It's probably part of the reason anyway.
Try not to worry too much. The fact that you're inherently unlikable doesn't necessarily mean that no one will ever love you. It's a lot more likely of course, but don't give up all hope just yet. I'm rooting for you!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
So, like, do I have to throw some bitcoin at you for you arm chair freudian rantings? I'd be more concerned about passing high school before you delve into psychoanalysis.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
It's a service I provide for free for the people who need it the most. It's good to hear that is valuable enough for you to consider paying for though.
Without talking to you in person (which, like the rest of the world, I don't want to do) I can't be certain, but I'd say your problems stem entirely from your childhood.
You were probably an awkward child whose strange and obsessive nature made it very hard for them to make friends. And, being arrogant, you decided that this was the other children's fault and you didn't need friends anyway. You devoted yourself to 'paying attention in school' and failed to fix any of your obvious and glaring personality flaws. And now you're a sad and lonely man who doesn't know how to interact with people in the real world - so you spend your life online.
If it was your birthday tomorrow, how many people would come out for drinks with you? Not many, right? Probably zero.
It doesn't have to be like that. But you'd need to accept that your worst enemy isn't r/drama trolls, or any other external group. Your worst enemy is you, and you could start to fix your life right now if you chose to.
I wonder if you will.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You spent so much time on that! How precious. That’s all the birthday present I need sweetheart.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
I don't mind spending time on people who are in desperate need of help. Only a terrible human being would brush aside someone who is pleading so desperately for someone, anyone to notice them and help them.
And I'm so very glad that it was useful for you and brought some much needed joy into your life.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You’re just a shining light in an over all pile of filth, aren’t you? Enjoy being that guiding light while this sub still remains.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
I don't think this sub is going anywhere. There was a video of a guy shooting himself in the head stickied here a couple of weeks ago, and nothing happened.
The fact that you voluntarily joined the conversation, and have been rather less than civil yourself, immediately invalidates any claims of harassment.
Even if it does shut down, who cares? It's the internet, it's the polar opposite of a serious, important thing.
I enjoyed hearing you speak so highly of me though; it's always nice to get a bit of recognition.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Lol buddy, you haven't been paying much attention have you?
Do me a favor, take a second to familiarize yourself with this very post, the targeted harassment user pings, the verbiage used. Not to mentioned the dm's I've received. All of which has been thoroughly documented and presented as they've come in.
This is great. Remember that bit about reflexive thought? Are you honestly trying to be ironic here?
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Well, let's see if anything happens. As I said earlier, this sub isn't where your problems stem from. Even if r/drama does get shut down because you physically can't restrain yourself from responding to people it won't fix your problems. You'll still be an unloved, socially inept loner. The only person who can change that is you; but I don't think you're capable of looking inwards.
And of course you think this is serious business. You've been at it now for almost 12 hours. Nearly half a day of being sad about easily avoidable words on the internet.
I'm sitting in work, late on a Friday morning, with nothing to do. Regardless of what happens, in 4 hours I'll be off Reddit for at least 2 days. How long are you going to keep having a meltdown for?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You've single handedly made this whole day of shit posting while rendering video worth wild. You are a walking, talking definition of hypocrisy and you continue to double down. You're inability to reflect on your own words is astounding and amusing. You're the definition of why this sub has to work so hard to defend itself while self castrating itself in the process. You are the reason why this sub has it's end on the horizon. You are the definition of unfounded bigotry, hate, and ignorance. Congratulations, I'd assume it takes effort to be what you are, but you make it look so easy. God damn buddy, if you're going to attempt to be edgy in this internet landscape, at least attempt to be concise enough to actually have a message rooted inside of it. You are everything you you've attempted to reflect upon me.
I sincerely hope you have better days and better perspective for how you view the world in the future.
1 sammybiscuits26 2018-04-12
Wow, I really got to you. That kind of reaction pretty much proves that everything I wrote about you was right on the money. You didn't exactly make it difficult though so I shouldn't feel too pleased with myself.
That comment felt like you're concluding this conversation. Just one thing though before you leave - the word is "worthwhile", not "worth wild".
Just thought you might want to know, considering that you obviously put so much effort into not looking like a retard online.
1 GetHisWallet 2018-04-12
Hoo boy, ok we'll do these in order. I know you wanted to sound intelligent. You've been trying really hard. That's why you should take this as constructive:
Worthwhile* not worth wild. Your* inability not You're* inability Self castrating itself?
Has its* end, not it's. Concise has nothing to do with whether there's "actually a message rooted in it" or not. It has to do with how many words you use to convey the message. If he didn't have a message to start with, he can't suddenly have one by being more concise.
Everything
youyou've attempted...ok I think that covers it.
Review, edit, resubmit, and I'll consider changing your grade. We can chalk up your first attempt to emotional distraction and heavy stress.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You
1 GetHisWallet 2018-04-12
Are you suggesting that playing intellectually superior makes you look like an asshole?
1 timsboss 2018-04-12
Still don't care?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
BTW, the whole inherent hypocrisy of that triggered, mental spasm of a comment right now and your being a member of this community is just delectable. I'm sure you're completely unaware of how stupid you sound.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-04-12
I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc. You're a guy that trolls cuckhold memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is. Have fun in your super edgy community.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Sure thing skipper. I totally believe you.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-04-12
We Dramanauts are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-12
we can't see you. You're blocked, remember?
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
Why do you eat your own shit?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Lol, my five year old cousin is better at this than you. For god's sake, put some effort into it at least.
LO-fucking-L
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
but why do you eat your own shit?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I hate to break it to you, you may have a scat fetish. I don't think that's something you want to follow Daddy Trump's lead on.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
I mean that's fine I guess. I'm not really into that stuff nor did I vote for the guy.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Try harder.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
Stop eating shit.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LOW ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Trump Train just slowed down 66 mph.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
what?
1 Yiin 2018-04-12
Reddit leftoids lmao
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That's nice sweetheart. We're all proud of you for having the courage to speak your opinion.
1 Yiin 2018-04-12
Are you? I think you're just being smug about... something.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Wow, you're being extra courageous today. So willing to speak up! Two gold stickers for you.
1 Postsinrussian 2018-04-12
You male up a third of the comments ITT.
Re-evaluate your life
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I have no fucking clue what your triggered little brain is trying to put together with this nonsense.
1 Yiin 2018-04-12
Why not three? Bcuz I did it the day before too! 😇
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Sorry, stickers aren’t a retrospective award system. Yesterday is in the past. Move on buddy.
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
We got us a live incel bois, girlz and non binary dramakins
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Complains about the word cuck being used as an insult.
Proceeds to use the word incel as an insult.
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
Not everyone can be as smart, attractive and manly as you
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That's flattering of you but it doesn't quite answer that question.
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
Sadly my brain is stunted to understand your genius; probably the reason why I am active in r/drama
Your genius and charisma have uplifted me allowing me to type a few answers before I return to my grunts and moans
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That's nice. I don't really care, but nice for you. Still doesn't quite answer the question.
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
Ugga bugga bix nood mugga mug dung
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Nice, that's what I imagine you sound like when you speak but you're still not answering the question.
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
Ugga bugga bix nood mugga mug dung
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Sounds about right.
1 Fiery1Phoenix 2018-04-12
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
GRUG GRUG WANT TO POST ON REDDIT drools
Q ANON TOLD ME SOMETHING drools
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
You really need to stop being a tease and decide which one of your suitors in this thread you're going to fuck.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Ah, you getting jealous Suprememe?
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
Absolutely. If I can't have your bussy than nobody can.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Hey kid, you can say pussy on the internet.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
Oh the things I'll teach you, baby.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That's okay. I'm not interested.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
That's okay. I wasn't asking.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Glad we worked that one out Jr.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
/u/_suprememe_ is gonna ravage u boi, u best get some mace to perhaps defend yourself
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
Imagine unironically calling someone this word and then somehow thinking you're above the retards at the_droompf.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Whines about their perceived use of an insult word.
Proceeds to use incel in an attempt that it'll be perceived as an insult.
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
You are an incel. You make nice guy posts frequently. I'm sure r/braincels would be glad to have you, friend.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That's nice and all, thought I'm not quire sure what that 'nice guy' rant was about and it' doesn't quite answer the question.
Let me ask one more time because I imagine questions are difficult for you:
Why is the predictability so easy and pattern so defined by users in this sub?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
INCEL BEGONE!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Answer the questions jack ass.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
Incellulous Begonamous!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You sound like a complete moron. You realize that, right?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-12
Expell-incel-ious!
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
Why should they? Asking for a friend.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-12
Never thought I'd see an AHS/incel user overlap. Imagine being this ideologically inconsistent and retarded!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-12
wwyzzerdd is married and like 50 years old, i doubt he knows what a "discord" is
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-12
Don't say shit like this. Mean pings are haram.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
haram only applies to muzzies.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-12
We are all muzzies now. Inshallah.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
Well when do i get my bacha bazi party?
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-12
I'm still waiting for mine so don't hold your breath.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-04-12
After I get the right-wing death squads we were promised when Trump got elected.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
Turns out they're not so much "squads" as just random crazy white people who shoot up schools.
Not nearly as effective in the body count stats but man do they keep people glued to the TV thus providing those righteous advertising bucks.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-12
Burgers should be ashamed of their "RWD's". Us beaners do both right and left death squads much better.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
Everybody knows wetbacks work harder even when doing the shittiest jobs. Be that picking fruit and vegetables or decapitation via chainsaw.
You don't have to constantly lord that over us.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-12
Hey just doing my part to bring about the mayocide
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-12
mayoslims
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-12
This ^
1 Kipkluif 2018-04-12
Is bussy halal?
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-12
Always.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-12
Nobody has ever given me the full caps 'LOL' before. Can we be friends? I need to surround myself with others who find my banter hilarious.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You poor thing.
1 KhukuriLord 2018-04-12
you sound like a gussy loving boomer
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I'll have to remind myself to give a shit about that precious opinion of yours.
1 KhukuriLord 2018-04-12
good now send bussy pics
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Puberty finally setting in? Good for you!
1 Mexagon 2018-04-12
You keep spamming that "word." Calm down, libtard.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Proceeds to unironically use
Hilarious. At least you're good for a laugh or two.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
why do libtards eat their own shit?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
How long does "eating own shit" remain the theme? Like, do you all switch it up every couple days? Every week?
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
stop eating your own shit dude. It's bad for you
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
So, it's definitely the sticking theme for at least today. Gotcha.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
What is?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Fantastic.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-12
Not really
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-12
He's got you there, /u/Mexagon.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
I dont think anyone can be so easily baited in all my years on reddit... unless you are playing along for some dumb reason
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
what the hell is a cuckservative?
1 swislock 2018-04-12
I think it's when the cuck is being subservient to the master
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
aren't all cucks subservient anyways?
1 swislock 2018-04-12
I'm not sure, I just assumed they let their wives get railed, but I assume this is some sort of hyper cuck where the cuck in question delivers a damp towl and water bottle to the man logging his wife.
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-04-12
So basically r/drama mods
1 swislock 2018-04-12
I assumed all mods but you are not incorrect
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-04-12
It's like a AHS poster but conservative.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
Ah that seems to make sense.
/u/RightWingReject, I don't need you explain it to me any more.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I wasn't planning to, to begin with.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
That's really unhelpful :(
I really wanted to appreciate your jabs at my fellow drama-tards but I couldn't understand what it meant.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Am I supposed to care?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
Well yeah, unless you want to be an unhelpful person.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yep, turns out I don't care. Thanks for helping me figure that one out. Phew!
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
But you used it many times, surely if you want to 'zing' someone you would have cared to use a phrase that your adversary would understand?
It's like if I called someone a skype homotarian or a mumble retardalist, it doesn't make sense and people would laugh at me.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
You keep saying that you don't care but I think you really do. If you truly didn't care you'd get out of the sub. But you can't help yourself! As is usually the case with retarded people, they will continually comment back trying desperately to assert that they don't care. What's ironic is that you're being here shows that you do in fact care a lot.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I like poking a stick in this pile of shit. It's entertaining. You can assert all the fictitious reasoning you want but you'd be wrong. This community decided to target harass me, so I'll entertain myself by making the community display just how sad, pathetic, and dumb it really is. Enjoy it while it last though, this sub will be banned eventually as targeted harassment such as this thread displays, is actually something the admins take seriously.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Is it really targeted harrasment if you willingly come in here and act like a faggot though?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Don’t be daft. Look at the post and look at the number of direct user name mentions that flooded in. By the way, you all realize that’s not supposed to be used any because it’s considered....wait for it... targeted harassment.
Whatever though, you all be your own demise.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Oh well I dont username ping. But I mean you could block the sub, you could ignore it, theres all kinds of things you could do. And instead you decide to descend to our level and sperg out like everyone else. What does that say about you?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Have fun while it lasts.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Oh I will. And its people like you making it fun!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Happy to help point out the targeted harassment this sub partakes in.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Lol well now youre contributing to the sub. You're harassing me and I demand you halt at once!
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
That logic somehow makes sense for this community.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
I'm sorry but I told you to stop and you continues to harass me. Even though I have the option to block or ignore you I'm going to have to report you to the admins. You are spreading filth and hate on a lovely sub.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LULZ
Please do that, they can review the post and see all the targeted username pings you all have spend your day doing. Anything that helps bring the inevitable ban of this sub is a-okay with me.
1 sknabcv2 2018-04-12
Alright that's IT buster! I'm done with these games! You've dun goofed! The cyber police have been notified and I'm backtracking your IP as we speak! Consequences will never be the same!
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-04-12
Why don't you hop on over to r/cuckservatives, and find out!
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-12
You should go back to being right wing and shoot some fentanyl. Stop embarassing us libs
1 Boeing676 2018-04-12
How old are you?
1 nanonan 2018-04-12
The true beauty of radical centrism is never having to say you're sorry.
1 Stallmansalwaysright 2018-04-12
/u/bobcobble
What kind of furry videos fuel you sufficiently to mod 83 subreddits?
1 bobcobble 2018-04-12
Lmao
1 helppls555 2018-04-12
Holy shit... Went to see that guy's profile, and not only is did he spend hours responding to everyone who pinged him here, but his regular responses in other threads are also showing how easy he starts seething.
I can almost hear your heartbeat /u/right-wing reject.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-04-12
/u/SlurredPhrygia It's a shittier /r/subredditdrama
My Response
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-12
/u/bobcobble does Batarang know her friend hates /r/drama?
1 TheBatarang 2018-04-12
I keep all sorts of weird friends, like you. Not all of them appreciate drama the way I do, which is sad, you know? Like not being able to enjoy coconut ice cream levels of sad.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-12
Yeah true I'm somewhat midway in terms of your weirdest friends
1 nameuser4321 2018-04-12
Cockut ice cream tastes disgusting
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
How dare you
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
Banned
1 nameuser4321 2018-04-12
You can't ban you alt!
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
Lol why do you call me an alt?
1 nameuser4321 2018-04-12
iirc some other user thought that we were the same person.
It might have been TiTs, but I don't really remember
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-12
Oh I remember the misunderstanding. It was Tits.
1 nameuser4321 2018-04-12
well it wouldn't be the first time he's thought me to be someone's alt
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-12
downvoted
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1 westofthetracks 2018-04-12
unplug yourself
1 MooseHeckler 2018-04-12
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
/u/RightWingReject how many gallons of cum and soy do you drink in a day?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 wwaalleess 2018-04-12
No one knows what this means yet you keep using this term.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 alphetasauce 2018-04-12
What does it mean? You're actually getting to me, and now I have to know.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-12
From what I can tell, a discord cuckservative is kind of like a
1 ahbslldud 2018-04-12
Aren't cuckservatives supposed to be the moderate conservatives that aren't sucking daddys dick hard enough for the_dumbfuck?
/u/RightWingReject, are you mad we aren't sucking daddy's dick?
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-12
That was definitely it's use in the election cycle.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
lmao you repeated that insult 4 times, so in addition to being a faggot, you're unfunny and lack creativity.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Whines about using insults, proceeds to call someone a faggot.
Brilliant.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
you're a faggot because you bitch about a sub and post on AHS. And you rehash insults because, like rest of left wing reddit, you're a bunch of humorless dour, unfunny cunts. Do I need to break this down further?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Sure, keep dancing for me.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
you are so retarded I actually have to explain insults. I'll admit, you're breaking new ground for levels of faggotry & autism
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
What part of keep dancing for me did you not understand?
Keep dancing.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
you irl
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
dude, you're really bad at this.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
If I were bad at drama I would be /u/RightWingReject
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 throwawayact69 2018-04-12
What's the highlight of your day, as an incel?
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Yawn.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-04-12
ugh this is peak reddit meme. When did edgy normies like you invade this sub?
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
difference between calling someone something and you actually being one
pwned you le EPIK style, snowflake libtard!
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-12
What's a discord cuckservative? Cuckservatives don't know how to use hipster irc replacements.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-12
LOL discord cuckservative on duty I see!
1 911roofer 2018-04-12
Stop downvoting the lolcows.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
Bite me.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-04-12
The lolcow is you, idiot.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
You seem to mistake me for someone how cares about the opinion of this community. Hate to break it you, I'm not. Try not to take too personally.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-04-12
Please tell us what this means you can't just insult people with nonsensical terms and expect them not to wonder what they mean
1 Its_Not_Over_Yet 2018-04-12
Hey, dont compare us gallon cum and soy drinkers to that faggot.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-04-12
/u/RightWingReject why do you despise our bigotry towards mayos? Every day we preach the good word to ignite the mayocide. I see no reason for you to resist it, unless you’re an uppity mayo of course.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-12
Deeeschorddd cucckkservaaaateeeev
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-12
The further to an extreme you are, the more you think this sub has the opposite of your political views.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
If you ran for office I'd vote for you.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-12
I'm forming a committee to probe my chances of winning an election, and would like to formerly invite you to become a committee board member.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-12
First marketing suggestion - Branded litter boxes.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-12
No, no, I think a brand would melt the litter box! And it could communicate a message of cruelty to animals. We have to try something else ;_;
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-12
Cat fact: cat vagina is a litter box.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
Im down for whatever political ideology you have as long as I can be a billionaire oligarch and you look the other way while I amass wealth to later give to you in "donations" for you speaking behind close doors to an audience of 100 empty chairs
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-12
My ideology is Luciferian ChronoTriggerian Electroshockonomics; indeed, we are compatible. As my constituent you will receive the right to get paid for play.
1 Let_you_down 2018-04-12
I looked at running in my county election. No one represents my district of the county. I needed nine votes, which I have just from random people as a write in. Getting on the ballot would have been easy too and a garunteed win as I would have been the first candidate from the district in some time.
Then I looked at it a bit more and it is a huge-ass time commitment and I live in one of the 4 counties in my state that doesn't even pay a small stipended to county committee members. F* that. Roberts Rules of Order, making and balancing budgets, listening to crazy people whine at public hearings about nonsense (I've been to a couple) sounds fun, but definately not shit I would do for free. Hell in the more populous counties in my state peeps get paid 50k for that shit, even other small ones of similiar size would toss out like 5k for the extra time.
Argh.
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1 Missy2Real 2018-04-12
u can probe me bb lol LMAO!
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-12
😰💘
1 Neronoah 2018-04-12
I'm an extreme centrist.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
Im a radical fence sitter. Its the most trying of all political ideologies because you cannot lose your balance
1 NardDogAndy 2018-04-12
That's what's so funny to me. Everyone gets made fun of here.
1 cheers_grills 2018-04-12
God damn, I wanted to tell them it's impossible to be racist against mayos, but I'm already banned.
1 strathmeyer 2018-04-12
This isn't out of my way it's where I'm supposed to be
1 Morgoff 2018-04-12
/u/RightWingReject You can really sense the satisfaction when someone like you calls people snowflakes.
What a clever taste of their own hurtful medicine.
1 RightWingReject 2018-04-12
I just hope you keep using direct user name pings. It'll help get this sub banned faster.
1 Morgoff 2018-04-12
Nah they're allowed, you just can't be too nasty like "kill yourself. It's a site feature.
Pointing out your continuing unwarranted smugness should be fine.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-12
Excuse? Justify?
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1 LemonScore 2018-04-12
That Cheese guy seems like a laugh riot: https://www.reddit.com/user/--cheese--/comments/?sort=controversial
1 Irrel_M 2018-04-12
The hall monitors of the internet.
Even the nerd bully them.
1 DumNerds 2018-04-12
you think people would be in on the joke by now but nope
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-04-12
You guys are like family.
hugs
1 saddertadder 2018-04-12
chaotic centrism brings us all together fam
1 MagicHoudini 2018-04-12
/u/rightwingreject
Do you know how ironic your post is?
1 grungebot5000 2018-04-12
well he's not wrong
but he also says it like it's a bad thing
1 meatpuppet79 2018-04-12
u/--cheese--
> Why do folks have to go so out of their way to be shitty to people?
You make it seem like it's any sort of effort at all to be shitty to delicate folks like yourself.
1 asdjfweaiv 2018-04-12
Is there a more useless circlejerk on reddit than AHS? T_D maybe, but that's about it.
1 pointmanzero 2018-04-12
want to see bigotry?
/r/islam
1 ghostchamber 2018-04-12
These days, it doesn't feel far off.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-04-12
It sure is. Nigger kikes white boy tears.
1 greensunset 2018-04-12
"Why do folks have to go so out of their way to be shitty to people?" mfw i agree with AHS poster.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-04-12
This is unironically the best subreddit.
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-12
> 147 upvotes
> 389 comments
Dis gunna be lit
1 Mrbananafish 2018-04-12
Kys
1 Mrbananafish 2018-04-12
Kys
1 Mrbananafish 2018-04-12
Kys