Lol seriously?

I kind of want to post this across the entire metasphere now

lol

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Hold on. Are you saying higher ups are benning /r/drama users, going above our beloved yet flacid /r/drama MODs?

what about when you posted that dick pick someone sent you and the admins banned you for doxxing?

You poor thing

Violence against whites shouldn't count, that's pretty bull.

maybe stop trying to deliberately be a faggot "ironically"

Yeah, take a lesson from priapism and do it sincerely.

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I updooted one of my trollx alts and got suspended for three days.

The people at trollx bitch about this sub constantly. I got warned for commenting on a linked sub

It is known that white women are the most fragile of all people.

Wrong, this statement implies mayos are people. They are not.

Noob.

I've been banned by several subs for spreading the word of /r/familyman

All great prophets must undergo persecution

God bless r/familyman i like the episode where the family man does farts its epic

It's a funny show!

It's a good show!

My first admin ban was for proposing all of humanity should be exterminated. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

My next ban was making ableist comments on LSC. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

My third ban was for saying fat people shouldn’t exist. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

My fourth ban was for mean pinging a moose person. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

Bans five through seven were for linking body acceptance to /r/drama and being accused of, vote manipulation, brigading, threats of violence, and harrassment. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

I then realized if you link to body acceptance, the moose will spam report your ass until you get your ban. I promptly linked to her comments in subredditdrama annnnnd was banned. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

Ban nine was for a gas the whiteys comment. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

Ban ten was for pinging a lardwhale and saying no fat loss means an inevitable early death, based on science and stats. Banned. I REPENT, MAY SPEZ FORGIVE ME!

Now I idle here, not really wanting to setup my /r/all block list and resubscribe to everything. I did find out that the moose is claiming drama users message her threatening to throat fuck her (and yet no screenshots 🤔) so I’m guessing if I bothered to poke the bear I could go for round eleven.

Hey, TransRacialPygmy, just a quick heads-up:
harrassment is actually spelled harassment. You can remember it by one r, two s’s.
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U r literally worse than Stalin 😑

They confused me with noodles :(

I know :/

wtf me 2

story? how's that even possible?

It was on discord. I lent an alt to someone I thought was another person but turned out to be them. Then I got caught up in a sitewide ban of all my and his accounts when they figured out that old alt of mine was him.

So how does this go?

Rando: Gib account? I'm innocent!!!1

naive_v: Uh...sure.

Admins: Ben

That's the least retarded scenario I could come up with.

No I thought it was someone I knew. Changing nicknames and avatars was way too easy.

What do you even need to do for Reddit to find and ban all your accounts?

Be me I guess.

Be noodles

Saying the N word seems sufficient. Isn't that right, grandpa tick tock?

Wow. That is truly fucking tragic.

The worst thing that ever happened to me, or you or anyone tbh.

No, just you I think.

/r/The_Donald banned me because I pointed out it was canon for timelords to regenerate as men and women.

I was banned from there for calling Ann Coulter a cunt

That's objectively false, as cunts have pleasing qualities.

Ew gussy 💩 😤😤

Same actually.

I got banned from t_dipshits on my old account for linking to the Sotuehrn Strategy wikipedia article.

T_D banned me for pointing out that Biden has had a tragic life and probably loves children for reasons other than pedophilia.

LOL yeah man i had a tragic life please let me fondle your child daughter

Fondling child is a proud mayo tradition and we need to accept that.

(((mayo)))

How dare you insult the Jews.

hey man they invented molesting kids and sucking their dicks till they have herpes and brain damage, far be it from white people to take credit

if you think touching children on the shoulders is the equivalent of fondling you're fuckin demented.

Don't bully /u/captainpriapism just because he was too ugly to be hugged by his parents.

and if thats all he did id be inclined to agree with you but unfortunately hes a big fondling pedo

Show me on your naked body where Joe Biden touched you

not me silly, children on stage

and then later in private in his house

Liar!

You have two options here:

Link to some proof (and be arrested by the FBI for spreading child porn)

Or admit you're a cuck with no proof who just likes taking it up the ass by Russian bots.

Choose wisely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IL5u5U39Qo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFPtwb2kMk

ive even got the young turks and alex jones so youre covered no matter what brand of crazy you are

Russian bots.

lol nice

Nice try, FBI. Those links are staying blue.

tbf its alex jones and the young turks so i dont really blame you

You ever heard of true capitalist radio?

if you think touching children on the shoulders is the equivalent of fondling you're fuckin demented.

Found the pedophile

LOL yeah man i had a tragic life please let me fondle your child daughter

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Cant Biden have a tragic life AND be a pedo?

Anything's possible through Christ who strengthens me.

Am unabashed cuck. It's like his only humanizing feature tbqh

I told the admins "ill fuk ur asshole bich" via PM on an old account.

Did you follow through?

I’m a true pariah I’ve been pre banned from a number different subs. Againsthate banned me a couple days ago for my post here being critical of AHS. SRDines banned me for something benign a few months ago bc they didn’t like the content of my history. Which leads me to the question; When will mayos start judging others for the content of their character, and not the content of their post histories?

Called some alt right troll a fatty on /r/fuckthealtright. Then a mod, /u/devavrata17, (who is a totally healthy weight) got even more mad when I pointed out overeating causes global warming, and therefore it is our duty to fatshame. Said the admins would ban me from Reddit when I asked them to please stop killing our planet.

I still lie awake at night wondering if the world is going to be destroyed because they can't stop stuffing Cheezy Poofs down their gullet...

They said i called for violence

Perish the thought, it's like there not even up to date that whites don't count as people

seems like that was the generic excuse

I got permanently suspended for telling too many people to kys 😔😔

Doing Satan’s work.

Then why did he suspend me? 😒😥

wtf, Safety should always come first. Admins gonna get posted to r/OSHA for this.

Ew no that would break opsec. I'm not that dumb.

I made a bot that spammed people with messages 😢

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My alt got banned from r/relationships cause I used to find old threads, reverse genders and laugh at how different responses were. This was before drama was known and I did it for my own entertainment ( I work a very boring office job)

/r/relationships banned me for linking some of the hysterical shit that happens over there to /r/drama. No regrets.

I've been banned from every single sports sub because my banter is too good.

banned from KIA and AHS for posting the "let me tell you this..." pasta in threads about r/drama

Called /u/riemann1413 a fag, got hammered for speaking the truth

that sounds unlikely

nah it's true, it's couple accounts back tho and I'm not arsed digging it up. mods thought i was noodles

You are not? Lol

For doing the Lord's work by inciting racial hatred against whites on /r/relationship_advice.

I got banned from r/offmychest for telling a lesbian that her sexuality was a preference not an achievement!

Clearly the mod on at the time was a frustrated crusty carpet muncher.

Back when u/kekistanian9000 was making kekistanian90xx accounts after getting banned from posting here, I claimed a bunch of the usernames next in line to see if it would piss him of. After making an unfunny post on the account with the next number in line apologizing to u/ComedicSans and complementing his penis, I was suspended for ban evasion. Probably should have seen that one coming tbh :(

Lmao. I'm so used to people complimenting my penis it didn't even seem out of character.

I wonder if he still lurks around here somewhere, or if getting IP-banned made him give up for good.

I got temp banned form here for shitposting too much.

not sure how that's possible but I'll roll with it.

/r/childgrape

A sub full of grape jokes.

/r/gameofducks

Qwack!

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/120qo5/rchildgrape_has_been_incorrectly_banned/

I've been banned 3 times for cyberbullying people in their private messages :(((

I got a 3 day ban for asking, in a report, if a transgender drama mod had killed themselves yet. Honestly this tells me that /r/drama is insufficiently pro-mayocide tbh

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𝐹𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓉: https://www.reddit.com/user/mukumukum/

𝒮𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒!

𝑀𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑜𝓃 (𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓘𝓝𝓖)

I said that white people are the disease and AR-15 is the cure in some pro gun control thread and got 3 days of prison time.

1st: Idk, possibly harassment or spam.

2nd: Also idk, but I've said that the account was an alt of the first.

3rd: Spam.

4th: This one.

I got banned for wishing death on all Sarah Butt- I mean pedophiles. It's clear reddit is a pedo enabling hive of pedos.

I reported a known child molester (princesscuck aka Amy) on an alt so that I'd catch it on my main modding account here on /r/drama so I could remember to modflair and call her a pedophile and my alt got banned :(

I got banned by TrollX for telling someone that she was a humorless shrew looking for excuses to lecture people, and probably also fat.

I got banned by /r/almosthomeless for pointing out that if you're 20 years old and unemployed and living at home with no support system except for a "fiance" whose support consists of bringing you a Mountain Dew every couple of days, it might not be wise to get pregnant.

I got banned by /r/almosthomeless for pointing out that if you're 20 years old and unemployed and living at home with no support system except for a "fiance" whose support consists of bringing you a Mountain Dew every couple of days, it might not be wise to get pregnant.

Link to thread?

My quality contributions have been removed, of course.

Oh wow, what a trainwreck. I like how someone suggested that a literal cult (The Farm) as a resource too.

I like how someone suggested that a literal cult (The Farm) as a resource too.

wait what

here's) the wiki article about it; if you do some digging you can find more info. I could have sworn I posted about it a while back, or maybe that was another cult. Can't find it tho.

Please Snally, bless this subreddit with your wisdom on this matter

Could do. I'm really surprised that there are no posts about it here. I could have sworn that at least somebody had done it. iirc they're not as bad as some other eco-communes, but they've gotten involved in some shady shit and practice heavy groupthink and exploitation of residents who are low on the pecking order.

I got banned by TrollX for telling someone that she was a humorless shrew looking for excuses to lecture people, and probably also fat.

Link to thread? Also wow, fat shaming

I documented it here.

Wow i didn't know that you posted on /r/drama

Also, i think that most of your comments are removed

And what even was that post?

Change the r in reddit to c and bask in the transmisogyny.

I'm on mobile so I can't find the exact comment that got me b& but it involved my opponent combing through my history looking for Problematic Content and completely misreading a completely innocuous post I made to /r/thatHappened, and I laughed and called her a fat dumbass or something equally clever.

Change the r in reddit to c and bask in the transmisogyny.

I'm on RIF, so can't :/

What is transmisogyny?

I'm on mobile so I can't find the exact comment that got me b& but it involved my opponent combing through my history looking for Problematic Content and completely misreading an innocuous post I made to /r/thatHappened, and I laughed and called her a fat dumbass or something equally clever.

You're probably not wrong though. You've got to be fat, and a dumbass to be posting on trollX

Transmisogyny is bigotry directed at transwomen in particular. A segment of TrollX decided I was demonstrating that quality when I shared a picture of a dude holding an anti-Trump sign with a Mean Girls reference on it at the Boston Women's March.

Oh i see

But what does one have to do with the other?

I've been banned innumerable times. It happens nearly every other day, typically because I tell people to kill themselves without any hint of subtlety. I'll probably get banned later today.

MDE banned me for calling a mod a seriousposting stormfag

Also got banned from r/news for "trolling" ie saying a meta comment.

AHS for pasta.

r/againsthateprofiles for idk

TrollX for "Rule 1: RESPECT" guess I wasn't yaas kweening hard enough.

r/worldnews since apparently a non-circlejerk comment makes me a troll.

SRD because they're fags

GCdebatesQT because see above

Not too much but oh well

These kkkunts don't have the ovaries to ban me

I was banned from Ghazi (yes I know big surprise) because I did not know that a thread had been linked in r/drama and so they banned because I post here a lot. Yes ignoring that I had done nothing even close to brigading and over all fit in, they just thought (we all know what happens when you fucking assume shit).

Dunno never been banned from a sub besides GamerGhazi before even politics.

I was banned from off my chest because I commented on a tumblr in action post I found in the wild. Ironically I went back to Tia to see what the fuss was about.

I got banned from latestagecapitalism for saying the mods were bullshit liberals. I got banned from badphilosophy for using the term bourgeois. I got banned from socialism for not being a tankie piece of shit. I got banned from news and politics because I don't even remember why. I got banned from conservative seemingly pre-emptively because I've never posted there

I got banned from latestagecapitalism for saying the mods were bullshit liberals.

That probably cut them deep.

I would have punched me for saying that to me

all reasonable bans

Oh man. So many alts!

Once when ISIS was new there was a massive circle jerk about how literally nothing about ISIS was Islamic at all, so I posted - literally from the Hadith - the episode were Mohammed literally ordered all captured women to be raped in a pit as he watched over it even as his legionaries said no (literally in the book) and said that literally death by violence gets you more sweet bussy in paradise.

The other time I said that the UN was literally compromised because the OIC voting as a block can do anything it wants including its attempt to make blasphemy illegal and putting an international gag on all LGBT groups ever setting foot in the UN. I quoted literally Ban literally Ki literally Moon and was banned with a "we know what you believe in" literally messages filling up my inbox.

At this point it became clear to me that literally Islamists run /worldnews

the episode were Mohammed literally ordered all captured women to be raped in a pit as he watched over it even as his legionaries said no

Which hadith is this? I know about the hadith where he allows his companions to have sex with their captives after they were captured, and they were hesitant to do so beforehand because the women were married, but I haven't heard of the pit part, the part where he orders (as opposed to allowing it) them to have sex with the women, and the part where he watches over them.

They are hesitant, he orders it, it was mass-rape of non Muslim women and deemed moral.

The end.

They are hesitant, he orders it, it was mass-rape of non Muslim women and deemed moral.

The end.

Do you mind citing the hadith, though? The one where he LITERALLY orders them to rape the slaves in a pit while he watched over it?

Those are not the key deatils in the story.

The morale of the story is:

Muhammed ordered the mass rape of female captives.

I just don't see why you feel the need to add little flourishes to the story (and even emphasize it with LITERALLY) when Islamic scripture is already pretty bad.

Literally the worst religion.

Facts don't care about your feelings, cuck.

so it was a tent and not a pit? I guess?

cuck

Literally

I got banned for asking if an /r/legaladvice mod gets an erection everytime he bans someone.

R/Politicaldiscussion for disagreeing with liberal group think

R/news for saying those Blacks who three a shit fit in Starbucks were uppity cunts who deserved it

R/Europe for saying you should deport little sandmonkies back to their shit holes from Germany

R/ask men for saying fucking trannies is gay

R/conservative soon for saying fags have no place in a conservative party

R/outoftheloop for giving responses they didn't like

Im up to a ten minute timer though

R/askreddit for saying lefties deserve to have the shit kicked out of them by the USA

R/askanamerican for not deep throating based foreigners or some shit

R/firearms for calling democrats subhumans.

I got banned from r/canada for calling out mods after they removed a post who identified a government worker who was doxxing, harrassing and threatening people online. Lol wut

Oh, and also banned fron SRS, Ghazi and Against Hate SubReddits for invading and waving my big floppy donkey dick around in their faces. Penis envy, yo.

I'm not edgy enough to get bammed

I got banned from SRD for defending a transexual. I don't even.

I got banned for r/mayocide