Episode 9 The Last White Male will be just hardcore interracial pornography.
19 2018-04-18 by RavenRedux
On opening night the doors to the theater will shut behind audiences across the nation, and lock with a heavy click. The previews will end and the screen will fill with a giant BLACKED logo. As parents look nervously around, blue and pink haired land whales and transsexual men will step purposefully into the aisles. The simultaneous clack of thirty SKS actions cycling in unison will make their intentions clear.
Inevitably, one parent will try to cover her young daughter's eyes. The crack of a gun butt against her skull will almost, but not quite, be drowned out by the max volume slurping and moaning coming from the theater's surround sound. The offending cis bigot's limp body will be dragged over the seats and a goth transsexual will quickly take her place. The crying orphan will have a rag stuffed in her mouth and be jerked, squirming and struggling, into the now-erect nonbinary trans-queer faggot's lap. With a leer and a twinkle in Zir eye Xhe will whisper to the child "There there. I'm mommy, now". The painted creature will smother the child over and over, expertly keeping her in a daze of asphyxia whilst her slowly dying brain is relentlessly assaulted by the white-knuckle, Nog-on-Ridely skullfuck on the silver screen.
"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BE A RACIST?" will scream a 300 pound, ten-chinned Kommisara, waving the barrel of her chinkshit rifle in all directions. The other parents will quickly get the message. Swallowing hard, they'll pray to whatever half-remembered god they knew in childhood.
”Please. Just let us get out of here alive. “
Love Trumps Hate.
11 comments
1 TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-18
Ugh SKS are the worst. Guy up by my range got killed in a slam fire incident. Apparently those are relatively common compared to every other fucking semiauto.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-18
It's a Soviet-made thing that's not an AK. Of course it's shit.
1 Harbinger147 2018-04-18
It is fun to shoot though, I have a SKS, I like it but I rarely shoot it, my AR is better and more accurate to shoot.
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-04-18
Fuck you, the one thing soviets were good at was making military shit. Sucked at everything else though.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-18
Anything that deliberately aggravates star wars fans will automatically make it a good star wars movie. Thats why The Last Jedi is still unironically my fave in the series.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-18
#metoo
#TLJisbestluke
1 RavenRedux 2018-04-18
Sadly this has created a new wave of even more annoying nuWars fans.
1 Harbinger147 2018-04-18
Lol cuz no one hates Star Wars more then Star Wars fans, lol I love Star Wars and all but got the outrage over the movies was ridiculous, the ot was great but let’s not kid ourselves, film masterpieces they where not.
1 nmx179 2018-04-18
Best r/drama poster ravenredux does it again
1 King_Drumpf 2018-04-18
I hope all the new SW films make a huge profit, just to increase drama.
1 celocanth13 2018-04-18
Stop fetishposting
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-04-18
But it's hot