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What did Daddy say?

But what went wrong in the interview?

Daddy cucked Father Time on live television

Wow, that's barely an exaggeration. What the fuck

> he said he watched prostitutes piss on each other

> barely an exaggeration

Sometimes I really think people are watching only what they want to watch.

I mean, we know it isn't random prostitutes, it's Melania.

Why did he lie about staying overnight in Russia.

First he never did it.

Now he admits to it.

Why lie so much if innocent?

Do I look like I give a shit? lmao. I'm just saying that while Jumbled's take on it was hilarious, to say it "wasn't an exaggeration" is such a dumb thing to do. It's like you literally didn't watch the interview.

I only say this as a friend:

you do look like you give a shit

Stop pissing in our popcorn and let us enjoy the show you donkey.

Do I look like I give a shit?

Yes

Dude he lies about literally everything. The man has a very cold relationship with the truth. Him lying about staying in Russia means nothing at this point.

If you're gonna be a nitpicky dick, it might help if you didn't kisquote a post literally right above you

He said he did stay overnight in russia to watch prostitutes piss on each other.

That is definitely barely exaggerating what he actually said

Of course, I stayed there. I stayed there a very short period of time but, of course, I stayed.

Seriously? What the fuck

Don't forget how he threw Cohen under the bus too.

"Yeah, the FBI is probably investigating his shady businesses, but itvs got nothing to do with me."

Man, some lucky bastard is going to have their career made from this.

I shit you not, the next Leon Jaworski is coming out this whole mess.

He's an expert in foot shooting

At the very end the hosts basically cut him off and say "well looks like you have to go since you're super busy, bye Mr. President!"

Hahaha, they literally waved him goodbye a la 90's children's show. The guy on the right transitions from enthusiastic to "WTF" during the interview, and towards the end seems to have a good 30 seconds of "are we the baddies?" going through his head.

THEY SHUT IT DOWN ^{oy vey}

lmao fox dmca'd it.

This is just getting started. The next two and a half years are going to be spectacular.

If he makes it that long.

Over under on him pulling a Palin is pretty high.

God I hope not, I'm totally addicted to trump drama.

hey now let’s not go crazy here

we’re just talking about the PRESIDENCY, no way he quits the drama game

I doubt it. He's past the point of no return, and giving up presidential leverage volutarily wont save him or his kids.

I honestly think hes going to openly call on his supporters to start killing people before they finally impeach him.

If he resigns, Pence becomes president, and then Pence can pardon him. Like Ford pardoned Nixon.

That is why they are bringing state charges

six and a half

Lol

A lot of people are stupid, but THAT stupid?

He admitted he knew about the Stormy Daniels payment. He said he did stay overnight in russia to watch prostitutes piss on each other. Then he finished off the interview saying he's thinking about exerting influence on the DOJ and making them investigate hilldawg and the FBI

I honestly can't tell if you're serious or not.

He admitted he knew about the Stormy Daniels payment.

He represents me — like with this crazy Stormy Daniels deal he represented me.

He said he did stay overnight in russia to watch prostitutes piss on each other.

For instance, I went to Russia for a day or so — a day or two because I own the Miss Universe pageant. So, I went there to watch it, because it was near Moscow. So I go to Russia — now, I did go there — everybody knows.

Then he finished off the interview saying he's thinking about exerting influence on the DOJ and making them investigate hilldawg and the FBI

Because of the fact that they have this witch hunt going on with people in the Justice Department that shouldn’t be there — they have a witch hunt against the President of the United States going on — I've taken the position — and I don’t have to take this position, and maybe I'll change — that I will not be involved with the Justice Department. I will wait until this is over. ...

So I'm very disappointed in my Justice Department, but because of the fact that it's going under, and I think you'll understand this, I have decided that I won't be involved. I may change my mind at some point, because what's going on is a disgrace. ...

And you look at the corruption at the top of the FBI. It's a disgrace. And our Justice Department, which I try and stay away from, but at some point I won't.

That last quote btw was from 3 different points in the interview. And it's just crazy how he goes from "I've taken the high road" to "The FBI and the DoJ is corrupt" to "At some point i'm gonna come in force the Justice Department to stop investigating me"

I fuckn knew it! He will never deport Obama. He is not even speaking about it anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsc4rrRmjMc

Lol, totally unhinged.

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that it’s a fantastic idea for Daddy to agree to a sit down interview with mueller and that all his lawyers advising him against it are 100% wrong.

There's a reason Trump's lawyers wanted to write a reply to his questions and avoid a live interview.

Hint: Trump is very clearly mentally ill and completely incapable of forming even one coherent sentence without incriminating himself.

How the right wing hasn't yet admitted that its morally bankrupt after seeing people stumble over themselves to defend trump at this point is beyond me.

Right? He also comes across as a huge fucking bore. Can you imagine being stuck next to that guy on a plane? As he talks your ear off all about himself in his run-on incoherent sentences.

I'm gay

Well, was he right? Are you gay?

my bussy only spreads for daddy

and to think, this would have peaked forever ago if we got hildaüg

For anyone who doesn't watch to watch the video, here's the transcript.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/04/26/trumps-unwieldy-fox-and-friends-interview-annotated/?utm_term=.97dfbd37e0a0

you should go and sleep with the fishes for posting the direct link to washpost

you have to go back

ive done nothing wrong

you have to go back

Of course I stayed there. I stayed there a very short period of time but of course I stayed. Well his memo says I left immediately abo - I never said that! I never said I left immediately. So I said - and, you know the funny thing, he does these memos, and then fake news CNN whose a total fake, you know they give Hillary Clinton the questions to the debate. Nobody - can you imagine, by the way, if... you gave me... the questions... to a debate. They would have you out of business and they'd have me, uh, you better get out of this campaign, whea - they don't even bring it up

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

Copypasta makers have new material for thousands of years. Our lands are rich and prosperous once again.

And much more importantly, we accomplished a lot. We really accomplished a lot. More than anybody knows. You'll be seeing what we accomplished.

Could Q be... !?

Good Lord, you can see the dementia advancing mid-sentence

and then fake news CNN whose a total fake

what. in. the. fuck.

how.

fuck the whole fake news thing, and even if you HATE CNN, for whatever reason, that combination of words....

how is he talking like that? how is he the fucking president?

how haven't smarter people fixed this yet?

The american electoral system gives a huge advantage to rural whites. Rural whites are the dumbest fucking mongoloids on the planet.

I am an Intellectually Superior Radical Centrist. Cower in fear of my 「Unbeatable Rhetoric」!

He is incapable of staying on topic. I feel bad for the people who have to transcribe Daddy's ramblings and try to figure out what punctuation to use to make it a little more readable.

https://youtu.be/_lu_Hgw60Ns

10:55 of this video

It's actually so much worse hearing how he says this.

"If we had a Justice Department that was doing their job"

"IT'S YOUR JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!!! MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'VE GOT A REPUBLICAN RUNNING IT"

you can't make this up.

whining about witch hunt

a dozen witches already being tied to the stakes

hoh boy

That is impressively retarded

Have Republicans done a bad job ignoring the black community up until now?

TRUMP: You know, I think it was just a custom

Wow. To both the question and the answer.

That's the best part.

They literally spend the entire interview feeding him softball questions and leading him to make him look as good as possible, and he still manages to go off the goddamn rails and shoot himself in the dick.

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i love that both ironically and unironically

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Hahaha this is amazing. 10/10 original content OP

Imagine being so retarded that Fox News has to cut off your interview to protect you.

^{CUT HIS MIC}

Paging /u/leftist_degenerate, your opinion on Mueller fucking Daddy up his ancient bussy?

If You Think They're Gonna Give Your Country Back Without a Fight, You're Sadly Mistaken

DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY WAIFU. REEEEEEEEEE.

Where the fuck are our resident trump tards in this thread? DDF Assemble!?

Donvt worry.

/u/the_popcorn_pisser is ready to defend daddy

lol yeah, don't deviate from the narrative, don't question anything, repeat what you are being told to repeat! gotcha!

Bro.

It's real hard to argue that a dishonest media is pushign a narrative when his own captive favorite media ran the interview and he, unprompted, unloaded double barrels of admission right into his own foot.

Are you explaining to us what you do? You're the one defending the person in charge unconditionally.

defending unconditionally

Man some of you are hopeless.

What are the conditions in which you won't defend him

let's start by the fact that I wasn't even defending Trump here, and that it really isn't about defending or not defending the guy, it's about actually trying to be neutral. I would do the same for other politician or celebrity getting shit simply for expressing their opinion. but enough serious posting.

What's 'the narrative', then?

Anarcho centrists are arguably worse than the Daddy Defense Force and Terfs combined.

Is it still a "narrative" when trump and basically everyone he hires keeps confirmed it's all true. They've got no credit left telling people to believe them, trump couldn't even last a week between denying he didn't know about paying stormy off to admitting he was involved with it. He didn't stay in russia has turned that he did. Just like his campaign never met with russians and now we know pretty much everyone high up in his campaign did along with his children.

well the true story is still a narrative

Not wrong. Trumpets have distorted the meaning of facts so not much faith they'll comprehend what a factual narrative is.

A long long time ago in a degenrate white culture far far away...

Most Trumptards are done trying to defend him. They'll still support him, but the "jig is up" as they say.

He's literally indefensible. They'll sit in their echo chambers, huddled together, trying to convince themselves that they're the heroes in an epic saga of good vs evil, with them being on the side of good, of course.

With that mindset, it's easy to rationalize any incompetence, any absurdity, any wrong doing. If Trump came out tomorrow and admitted to every accusation against him they'd still find a way to spin out of it, most likely they'd simply declare "Hillary was worse."

Political values like this tend to be absolute. When you tie your entire identity to "winning" no matter what the cost, with little or no concern for the truth, you open yourself up to indoctrination.

You open yourself up to orange morons that speak at a 3rd grade level and are very clearly scamming you.

Tasty pasta

this but unironically

That’s not true at all. How would you know what ‘most trump supporters’ think. GEOTUS is just busy reuniting the Korean Peninsula for the first time in 70 years, etc... 🤷🏿‍♂️

Try not having a child's view of the world. No one is "trying to convince themselves that they're the heroes in an epic saga of good vs evil, with them being on the side of good, of course."

I'm on my side, the only side. Trump is useful for now, that's all he needs to be.

By child's view of the world, do you mean well studied view of how the human brain works?

Dunno man, that's some pretty normie tier shit. Needing to believe you're on the side of good, or even thinking of the world as a struggle between abstract good and evil.

This is literally how large percentages of the population view the world.

Why do you think the Donald and CBTS stream are always ramping up the tension, claiming they're involved in some eternal good vs evil struggle and have god on their side?

Most stories we tell can be broken down into "good vs evil."

From the book "suspicious minds."

Our seemingly insatiable appetite for stories with implausibly wicked baddies suggests that, even though they diverge from reality, archetypal villains correspond in some important way to how we see the world. Our thinking is subject to what Baumeister calls “the myth of pure evil.” When we do bad things, we are good at rationalizing our behavior as a momentary lapse or a reasonable and justified response to circumstances. When other people do bad things, though, it’s because they are just bad to the bone; we assume that evildoers are driven primarily by sadism and malice, inflicting harm for the sheer pleasure of doing so, while their victims are wholly innocent. The result is that, like Santa Claus, we have an irresistible compulsion to sort people into just two categories: good or bad, saint or sinner, naughty or nice. Baumeister points out traces of the myth of pure evil not just in children’s comic books, but in the stories we tell to make sense of everyday life, too. The nightly news tends to focus on stories about arbitrary attacks on unsuspecting innocents. In the wake of the Columbine High School shootings, Time magazine emblazoned its cover with smiling pictures of the two perpetrators, accompanied by the headline THE MONSTERS NEXT DOOR. President George W. Bush played into the myth when he said that the terrorists behind the 9/11 attacks were driven by pure hatred of “our freedoms”—adding “these terrorists kill not merely to end lives, but to disrupt and end a way of life.”

Reality is complicated. Evildoers are rarely motivated by pure sadism and victims are not always entirely innocent. Violence is often the result of mutual provocation and escalating hostility. Heinous acts are often committed by people who are essentially ordinary, and who believe they are in the right. Through the myth of pure evil, however, we twist reality, with all its infinite shades of gray, into a black-and-white caricature of unassailable good versus irredeemable evil. “The myth of pure evil depicts malicious, alien forces intruding on the world of well-meaning, unsuspecting, virtuous people,” Baumeister wrote. “The world often breaks down into us against them, and it almost invariably turns out that evil lies on the side of ‘them.’”

As with any psychological foible, we’re each drawn to the myth of pure evil to a greater or lesser extent. In 2011, psychologists Eric Oliver and Thomas Wood surveyed one thousand Americans. Among questions about various conspiracy theories, they included one short statement about the fundamental nature of the political process: “Politics is ultimately a struggle between good and evil.” More than a third of the people surveyed agreed with the sentiment. Revealingly, the more strongly someone agreed, the more likely he or she was to buy into conspiracy theories. A black-and-white worldview provides a perfect canvas for conspiracy thinking.

Joe Uscinski and Joseph Parent point out that conspiracy theories are far from an entirely alien way of viewing the world. Conspiracism, they argue, isn’t all that different from everyday political discourse; it is merely intensified and stripped of nuance. “Where regular politicians highlight problems, advocate solutions, and call for concerted action soon, conspiracy theorists highlight an abysmal state of affairs, advocate titanic policies, and call for concerted action right now.” There are genuine problems in the world; our liberty is sometimes threatened, bureaucrats can be self-interested. Through the filter of conspiracism, these issues take on the guise of a melodramatic struggle between good and evil, ripped straight from the pages of a comic book. From John Robison’s claim that the Illuminati was intent on overthrowing all the governments of Europe, to currently fashionable theories about psychopathic bureaucrats with no qualms about murdering thousands of their fellow citizens, the best conspiracy theories are stories about manically evil villains, with the vaguest of motives, wantonly perpetrating outrageous evils on an innocent, unsuspecting public.

Interesting, guess I'm just messed up.

Daddy tards don’t actually show up in daddy threads. They show up in dumbass “culture war” nonsense threads or any thread that mentions a minority

Yeah. Its easier to say people are exaggerating when not in the threads where there's specific examples.

That's something I realized often happens. A common argument that is used for many topics is the insistence that the accusation someone is making is too high and that reasonable people would never do anything that bad, so therefore it can be dismissed offhand. Somehow the more serious something potentially is the less attention it should be given.

Or every thread in /r/canada

Somebody post this in the t_d discord

No No No. We have enough mentally damaged refugees already.

Did someone summon the FORCE????

CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK

NO ONE LOVES WOMEN MORE THAN INCELS

MUZZIES ARE STEALING OUR JOBS

WHAT ABOUT HILLARY??????

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Why do I feel sorry for Doocy?

His face is so sad. :(

Trump dropped 1.6 mil for a fucking abortion. It would have been cheaper to keep it alive.

He couldn't stand winding up with another Eric.

Good point

It's like donald said give me your daughter and their both like wtf?

He fuckin said happy birthday to melanie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lu_Hgw60Ns

Not just that, he also admitted to being too cheap a fuck to buy his wife a real birthday present.

TRUMP: Well, I better not get into that because I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn’t get her so much.

I'll tell you what. She has done — a got her a beautiful card. You know, I'm very busy —

KILMEADE: At this point —

TRUMP: — to be running out looking for presents, okay? But I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers.

This makes sense. It's not like he loves her. I imagine when his fat ass mounts her she spaces out as he rapes her.

The dude is at a decent approval rating and things are going mildly well, he just can't help getting in his own way. It's astounding.

The dude is at a decent approval rating

No he's not.

and things are going mildly well

Not really, and only because the Judicial branch is keeping the Republican's shit in check.

Not really,

I mean aside from all the concentration camps, yeah. Economy's doing fine, dramacoin is up, we still live in the most prosperous, stable and opportunity-filled time in human history. You don't think things are going mildly well?

Judicial branch is keeping the Republican's shit in check

Wow, so America's system is functioning exactly as intended and the only things Trump can do are things within the scope of checks and balances by the other branches of government? Wow, like no way.

Would be really nice if I can see a POTUS actually gets impeached and thrown out of the office in my lifetime. Still not holding my breath, though.

Ok, I really did laugh out loud at this.