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Do me next pls

I am me, who dis?

Who's Jerry? I prefer tom

But who dis?

Isn't that what allegedly started this whole thing?

Again?

Plz don't

Maybe don’t give personal pics to anyone on Reddit like you said you did in the modmail?

I don’t fucking care if you projecting it onto his butthole, you shared the pic, no one had to go rooting around to find it and you only have yourself to blame.

You're being blamed for being an idiot by sending your own picture out then crying about it.

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yes

y is ur face blue

bc ur mum gay xd

Of course she is. How do you think I know she's gay?

Mods can we have 2 stickies of this post, it's just that good

anything for u (:

hit me up in the discord

😳

You're a fine lad Jerry. But you best treat my baby girl with respect!

Reminder that /u/normie_girl hates bussy

I believ you, I saw /u/shitpost953 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

jesus fucking christ

use a lowercase "u" you cocksucking phoneposter... you are almost as bad as /u/dropperneck

This still isn't going to get you any free pizza.

Spiderman, Loki, Gamora, Strange, StarLord, Drax, Mantis, Nick Fury, Groot, Black Panther, Falcon, Vision

All dead :^)

One step ahead of you, fam

The upper case U still works tbf. Most folks aren’t so anal Jerry

The real outrage is that he loves pineapple on his pizza. DOXXXED.

Show me your moobs you slut!

You are a sane person, most definitely.

/u/stllnujstce reminds me of /u/darqwolff's first claim to fame, when he was 14 or so, and got into an argument with some other my little pony fan and then seriously demanded that the other person must stop replying to him, because he himself is incapable of doing so and worse can't stop thinking about their conversation even when away from the internet, so if that other person doesn't stop responding they will be responsible for darkwolff's mental breakdown.

At what point does he become mod material?

When they became a mlp fan.

I don't remember that but it sounds like such an obvious joke that even your retelling of it without realizing it was a joke still sounds like an obvious joke

Well, you can use search in r/SubredditDrama and see for yourself.

Are you so dumb you think I'm wrong about it being a joke and somehow it not being a joke is a "you had to be there" thing that I just somehow can't "get" from your explanation and have to see for myself? Lol dude

I actually delved deep, and enjoyed every moment of it, and I think I found the thread I was talking about!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ut7ej/looks_like_overly_attached_girlfriend_is_on_my/c4yll3x/?context=13

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ut7ej/looks_like_overly_attached_girlfriend_is_on_my/c4yll3x/

I just got the first spontaneous nosebleed I've ever had in my life. Shut the fuck up right now before you actually send me into a psychotic rage and ruin my entire life. I can't fucking deal with you right now. Even if you're completely right, which you're fucking not, just be the bigger man and get the fuck out.

It's going to get worse if I leave. It wouldn't have before Toast showed up. But now he's here and I can't leave because if I do it's going to fester and get worse. I know from experience. If I leave, and no longer have any stimulus, shit's going to fly around my head and I'm going to start having arguments with Toaster inside of my own head and things are going to get worse. I can't leave now. I could have. I would actually be gone by now if he hadn't showed up, I was planning on leaving. But now I have to stay here because if I go to bed like this things are going to get worse.

You fucking asshole. What the fuck. How can you be this terrible of a person. How can one person be filled with this much vile putrid cruel shit. I can't even understand that anymore. I used to not be able to understand how people liked you, but now I just don't know how how you even exist. What the fuck. How is humanity capable of producing someone who is as horrible as you.

Doesn't sound like a joke at all.

Doesn't sound like what you described at all either, retard.

when he was 14 or so, and got into an argument with some other my little pony fan and then seriously demanded that the other person must stop replying to him, because he himself is incapable of doing so and worse can't stop thinking about their conversation even when away from the internet, so if that other person doesn't stop responding they will be responsible for darkwolff's mental breakdown.

Which part is not true?

Not a matter of true or false, but, like I said, you simplified the interaction to the point of leaving nothing resembling what actually occurred. What you said isn't explicitly false, but words are for communication, and the idea you communicated was false. What you said was obviously intended to create a certain mental image and that mental image was false even if the way the world works makes it possible to create that mental image with technically accurate words.

Technically I was in an argument. Technically it was over the internet. Technically the other person was a My Little Pony fan. But obviously you presented those facts in a way that implied it was an "internet argument" over My Little Pony. I don't think it had anything to do with anything fictional, let alone My Little Pony, and I know absolutely it was not just an "internet argument" in the way that phrase *means* like where one person sees something online they disagree with and can't let it go; it was an ongoing social conflict with multiple sides necessitated to go at each other and direct personal emotional ties to the outcome etc. life shit, that happened to use the internet.

Needing someone to let you get the last word in an argument over My Little Pony would be some pathetic pathological loser shit, or more likely, an obvious joke. What happened here wasn't the same at all.

But you didn't make it sound like some pathological loser shit by accident, and you weren't hoping people would think an obvious joke flew over your head, either. The reason you made it sound like this is because you're actually just making fun of me for being stronger than you, and you know it deep down, and it's much more pleasant for you pretending that strength is pathetic pathological loser levels of weakness.

Do you give a shit about people who are alone and need someone to talk to, just because they're alone and need someone to talk to? I do. That makes me stronger than you. There's the bitch-ass pussy argument that empathy is weakness or kindness is weakness or whatever, but take 2 seconds actually thinking about human motivations and it's not hard to see being nice to people feels good when it works and feels bad when it doesn't work and the difference between someone who keeps doing it and someone who doesn't is just whether the good feeling when it works is worth the bad feeling when it doesn't. Getting more enjoyment out of helping others is a strength, and having less ability to take bad feeling is a weakness, so whichever of those things causes them to feel different is them being a pussy, and them acting like "kindness is weakness" is just them being an even bigger pussy.

You think normal people wouldn't have been stressed in the situation I was in? Normal people would have been *so stressed* in the situation I was in that normal people wouldn't have *been in* the situation I was in. Going up against Toaster would not have motivated them. Him doing to them what he did to me, and doing to others what I saw him doing to others, would not have made them feel this drive to do whatever it takes to try to stop him. If it did, and that turned out to be very hard and involve facing tons of personal bullshit every day, they'd give up. Normal people are fine with spreading bullshit about someone else, but cannot even come close to handling it if bullshit about them infects a community they're in, let alone one they care about.

I, on the other hand, couldn't let it go, even when the amount of personal bullshit was making every day nothing but pain and anxiety and anger and depression. When someone was pushing me to my limits and I couldn't try to argue against them for much longer without snapping or something, I couldn't let it go because of who I am. And was that weakness? Yeah, compared to me now, but not compared to you. That was strong as fuck compared to you, because the difference between you and I now is, I used to be like that, and it took time for my psyche and neurology to adjust into the most effective state it could be in. You never tried. You're not in the most effective state you can be in, psychologically or neurologically. It's not that you would have been doing what I could do if I faced that same situation now, fighting as hard as you could while being stoic about the emotional impact. It's that you wouldn't have been fighting. The drawbacks of letting it go wouldn't have mattered to you.

That's what you're making fun of me for and what a lot of you make fun of me for a lot of the time. I often care about the drawbacks of letting go of things you're too weak to care about the drawbacks of letting go of. To you, it's OK to let shitty people be shitty if it would take an unreasonable amount of time to try to stop them. To me, even if it had just been an "internet argument" in the typical sense, it still could have been pretty important if it were over a dangerous or harmful opinion that might have a chance at being changed. To you, even with it being much more than a typical "internet argument," it still wouldn't be very important. So you need to make yourself feel like that's you being strong and me being weak, not the other way around.

But how do you get your brain to ignore the logic? Just for example, let's say you've got an argument that should take about 2 hours of work to see the results of, and it's got about a 1% chance of the result being success (where one person convinces the other).

If the stakes on the argument are that we die if we can't win, both of us are willing to try our hardest in that argument. Both of us have strong feelings about the potential outcome.

If you lower the stakes on the argument, you hit a point where you're not willing to argue anymore, but I still am. Maybe it's if an animal of questionable consciousness has its life at stake? Like an earthworm. I'd put in some effort to save an earthworm just on the off chance that its neurology is complex enough or souls are metaphysical enough for it to experience fear or suffering or the desire to live. Would you? If you would, apparently the point of stakes where we diverge is lower than that.

So how do you get yourself to think that's not you being profoundly much weaker than me on a personal level? For that to make sense, for it to be me that it shows weakness in, there would have to be some reason it's best to resist the urge to fight. Right? Surely we can agree to that extent on what strength itself is. If we both have a strong urge to fight, but there's a reason why that urge needs to be controlled, and you can control it but I can't, that's you being stronger than me. But what reason could you have here? What happens if you fight? Why does the urge need to be controlled? Because the only reasons you have are probably about the personal impact on *you*. Guess what, I dealt with a lot of personal impact in the situation you're talking about, and I'm still here, the bullshit just hardened me against itself after enough torture. Refusal to go through that, to protect yourself from pain, isn't strength. Protecting oneself from pain in general is obviously not what strength is about by any logical meaning of the word. There's nothing pulling against your desire to avoid pain that you need your fear of pain to be strong enough to avoid. You just don't want to deal with personal bullshit to begin with. It takes 0 strength whatsoever to decide not to.

Anyway, I won, so your painting anything I did in the situation as pathetic pathological loser shit is objectively false. Losers don't win, especially when it's important. Toaster's life was destroyed, all his potential victims were saved, existing victims were vindicated (some with much thankfulness for me directly), and apparently however stressed and agonized I was with whatever personal bullshit I was dealing with, in that exchange you mention, I survived.

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It's gets my seal of approval! 👌🍝

Alrighty, then Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy When a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope but never really expect To see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right at my Birkenstocks And me yelping... Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of Vanilla Chig Champa Did a slow-mo Matrix descent Outta the butt end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip And all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice That I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way Like an apparition, that He had me crying out "Fuck me It's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down With some orange slices And some fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose He said, "You are the chosen one The one who will deliver the message A message of hope for those who choose to hear it And a warning for those who do not." Me. The chosen one? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school

Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'Cause this shit never happens to me

It was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me

You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said! See the Dead ain't touring And this wasn't all in my head See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again ... Typical

🙏🙏🙏 Praise be unto Maynard

We don't deserve you pasta producer.

I'm sorry, but I'm exactly what you deserve.

TIL /u/darqwolff is AIDS.

Herpes*

Holy fuck, if I knew you were cooking fresh pasta I would've skipped breakfast.

tl;dr = i r retard

--Darqwollf

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

What’s the source on this

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx/

So, I'm going to be realistic with you, since you aren't with yourself.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

Great, you live on the east coast and participated in DUKE TIP. I'm glad for you. I got a 29 comp and 31 sci on my 7th grade ACT. I qualified for nation TIP recognition. So did 15 of my classmates.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

I've consistently scored over 130 on IQ tests. I've literally rarely scored below 99th percentile on anything.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

Pray explain to me the basics of simple harmonic motion, specifically explaining how a spring's back and forth motion can be modeled. Feel free to use calculus. you may understant the concepts, but I doubt you have teh understanding necessary to explain them. This is the level require to actually use them.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I didn't know what these were until you told me about them, but I've also thought of them before. They are a great concept, but rarely useful on anything outside of trains and electric cars. I'll also point out that there is a difference between conceptualizing something and actually inventing it. Where is your working model?

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Let me explain something to you real quick: Webcomics need to appeal to their readers. Reddit is made up of generally slightly above average intelligent people. You aren't on a forum surrounded by geniuses (especially when related to philosophic debate), and XKCD isn't meant to appeal to philosophy majors. The fact that you get it means that you have an average understanding of basic philosophy. To truly understand these ideas you need to be able to implement them. That means being able to explain why god should/should not exist. That means being able to provide a thesis for why god doesn't cause goodness.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

Including buisness psychology? Economics?

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

Great, you know polite people. (also confirmation bias)

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

It shows you have an above average intelligence, like most people with internet access.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

There is a difference between morality and maturity. There are really immature people with 'good' morals.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

Ok, so you are a liberal too.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

A bleeding heart liberal

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

Ok. This isn't morality, its bragging.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

Yeap, expected.

Let me put it to you this way (an for those of you still watching this thread, this will come off as very arrogant. I'm fully aware of that). I'm 16. I've been so for less than 6 months. I'm currently applying to colleges, including Yale and Columbia planning to be a Cscience major. Do I have an expectation of getting into one/both? Yes, otherwise I wouldn't apply. Will I be surprised if I don't get in? No, I am aware that there are other people out there better than me at everything. I dont' just mean better than me at computer science, I mean everything.

I scored a 2200 on my SAT. That isn't super scored, that's straight up, one test. I've been beaten by two people in my class, a 25 on an ACT and a 2280 on an SAT. What you don't realize is that there are people out there better than you. Now, that may be because you weren't exposed to them, but you will be. I happen to have been my whole life, and I'm lucky for it. What you need to learn, and I mean this as advice, not as insulting, is that you aren't as good as you think you are. Yes, there are probably 15 year old kids out there who are better at aerospace physics than an average aerospace engineer. There are also some pretty stupid people with aerospace engineering degrees. You knowing an aerospace engineer that isn't very good and happening to understand conceptual physics doesn't turn you into einstein.

I know a child who nearly made it onto the US world math competition team. This kid is insanely smart. He consistantly corrects our math professor (a doctor of pure math) on things, and finds and proves better ways to do things. He's in the top .001% of child mathemeticians in the US. What will come of that? Probably nothing. His ability will probably not allow him to prove the abc conjecture, or find the pattern to prime numbers. It will probably do nothing.

Be realistic, aiming high is fine, but be prepared to fail. If you don't prepare for failure, you'll find that you do much more often.

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implying my comment wasn't pasta

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is this pasta what the fuck

Wait, you're using this account again?

yih

What are up to now? Working?

Preparing to walk a thousand miles, if I can get my bitch-ass piece of shit self to do it

https://youtu.be/BmPFioq1l6o?t=36

Thank you <3

Make sure you don't bleed out from an Internet argument.

lol didn’t read. Ron Paul 2020

pfft

That's a spicy meat-a ball-a

I wish I could comprehend being you.

I don't remember that

Oh bullshit, it's a famous copypasta and the only reason people know your name.

Yeah but no it's not

No kink shaming.

Literally nobody gives a fuck that some mod on here says somebody getting doxed is okay or funny, you stupid faggot. You can't exen spell dox right, we need to have "doxx" auto edited to "ban me mods I suck cocks" for people like you.

If this "active doxxing[sic]" you're blathering on about is a roundabout way of you complaining that somebody linked to some personally identifiable information your retarded ass posted on the internet, and /u/shitpost953 thinks it's funny which is why we have to "be careful", then you should probably delete your internet connection and remove yourself from the gene pool. Clearly you are too retarded to use the internet, let alone breed and drag the collective IQ of the world down.

This is what happens, Jerry...

Hi I'm geneticist, are you an admin yet

youll get him eventually. just wait. U/shitpost953 you're days are numbered

I remember meeting /u/shitpost953 at a party for the first time. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and introduced himself: "You know, even though niggers are only 13% of the United States population, they account for over 80% of the violent crimes. Nigger chimps are subhuman scum that need to be shipped back to Africa." Then he offered me some coke. I didn't accept it, partly because I didn't have any money, but mostly because he wanted me to use his asshole as a straw.

open offer tho

Is your name supposed to be steelnutjustice or what?

I’m OOTL on this nonsense what’s going on here?

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