Trying to defend the honor of the South period. Take away New Orleans and what have you got left? /u/leftist_degenerate and xir extended family. Day of the syringe when?
Grew up/currently live in New Orleans and lived in MS for 4 years. With the exception of parts of Jackson, I at least don't have to worry about being randomly murdered by 12 year-olds whenever I would step outside in Mississippi.
The rest of the South doesn't even have that going for it. Know why Northern Virginia got liveable? Because Yankees gentrified it and drove the natives out :)
most northerners and westerners, and most international tourists too, just know it for the Mardi Gras parades. Its a tourist zone for them, like Orlando is. They don't like to step outside of the tourist traps and amusement parks and see how awful those cities are outside of the public eye.
I agree with /u/Illi3141 that we should be free to call Muslims inbreds with terrorist sympathies. After all, that's what most of them are, according to his logic.
By /u/Illi3141 completely sound logic all basketball americans are thugs who rob gas stations for pocket change.
Also a majority of the black population would describe their own culture as 'southern culture', you know, the ones not shooting each other or robbing gas stations anyway.
Don't forget their general disdain for education or intellectuals and their pride in ignorance. The world is a complicated place, but not if you ask southerners... To them everything is simple, blacks are criminals (dindu nuffins), gays have aids and will burn in hell, and universities exists not as centers for higher education but merely to meet the requirements to allow them to play college football, their school motto has nothing to do with education or the pursuit of knowledge and truth... Nah it's "roll tide!" said with most ignorant southern draw one can muster... The kind of dudes that roll through Starbucks and yell that they want a "care Mel match e Otto" at the top of their lungs, and you still can't hear them over the sound of their big ass truck they drive around while not hauling a damn thing except their penis size insecurity
Something tells me a jock with a cowboy hat picked on this guy once or twice, lol
The world is a complicated place, but not if you ask southerners... To them everything is simple, blacks are criminals (dindu nuffins), gays have aids and will burn in hell, and universities exists not as centers for higher education but merely to meet the requirements to allow them to play college football, their school motto has nothing to do with education or the pursuit of knowledge and truth... Nah it's "roll tide!" said with most ignorant southern draw one can muster... The kind of dudes that roll through Starbucks and yell that they want a "care Mel match e Otto" at the top of their lungs, and you still can't hear them over the sound of their big ass truck they drive around while not hauling a damn thing except their penis size insecurity
Calls out southerners for having a simple world view lacking nuance...writes a whole paragraph stereotyping southerners
As a centrist who supports equal rights for blacks and gays (ew), I take comfort in the fact that the SJW folks were just responding to a previous conservative backlash to liberal meddling.
Where we pretend that the South is "totally cool with 'the gays' and 'the blacks'" and not at all pretend they haven't earned every single bit of animosity?
"The blacks" aren't even "totally cool with 'the gays and 'the blacks'".
Not about that, but could someone maybe correct me on the topic that Sherman for most of his life never gave a damn about slaves, beyond them being a military asset, also made so grand promises and never delivered.
Or am I wrong and my history lessons were fake news?
you're not wrong about that, but it was also par for the course of america back in the 1860s. So people just forgive automatically forgive him for all that because of the fact that he burned a bunch of reb cities. Its military worship at its finest.
ive lived in the south all my life but from what i read about it on reddit, it seems like an entirely different world. the south is super comfy tbqh, and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
It's really laughable. It's like they think we have gangs of KKK members stringing up blacks and gays every Sunday after church. That being said, there were some backwoods dive bars that I wouldn't take my black friends to. Probably nothing would have happened, but I didn't want to chance it. There were also some ratchet bars that they wouldn't take me to. It all sort of evens out.
On the one hand, this SRDine and northern/western smugness is just too much for me to take.
On the other, if people out there unironically have even an ounce of respect for the American South and its culture of "reeeeee big government" and "reeeeeeee minorities existing" they need to stop existing.
the south is so terrible that the rest of America looks at them as hicks and morons, which is really saying something considering that americans are already some of the stupidest people on the planet
It's good that the retard didn't notice the other retard giving him the definition of the word he's using via sarcasm, so he decided to fall back to standard SRD tactics?
Those people just pull shit out of their ass, half of them have never been to the South and the people that are asasouthernering up the thread just have racist family.
u/Illi3141, sounds like you had a tough time with Southerners before. Did you fall off form a rodeo once?
Your sentiment is just like one people I know was surprised I lived in Arkansas for a year because the person did not know that state would be friendly to Asians.
Imagine being such a bougie SRDine white savior that you think black Southerners will actually side with you in the revolution instead of joining white Southerners and executing your ass with two shots to the back of the head.
It's kind of funny when srdines try to play the macho alt-right game of "this entire culture is shitty", but have to constantly couch their criticism in caveats that "im totes still tolerant, it's just this one particular group I dislike. Would never dream of saying the same about any other group."
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-30
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1 LightUmbra 2018-04-30
REEEEE people from other areas disagree with me.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-30
Trying to defend the honor of the South in SRD is a true lost cause.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-30
Trying to defend the honor of the South period. Take away New Orleans and what have you got left? /u/leftist_degenerate and xir extended family. Day of the syringe when?
1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-04-30
New Orleans is the worst part of the South
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
This but not ironically
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-30
Jacksonville.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-04-30
but that's objectively wrong
1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-04-30
Ur objectively big gay
1 do0rkn0b 2018-04-30
Also fuck the saints.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-04-30
How can you say this when the entire state of Mississippi exists?
1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-04-30
Grew up/currently live in New Orleans and lived in MS for 4 years. With the exception of parts of Jackson, I at least don't have to worry about being randomly murdered by 12 year-olds whenever I would step outside in Mississippi.
1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-04-30
New Orleans is Detroit with a thot-infested tourist district.
1 Chicup 2018-04-30
New Orleans is a giant college bar for adults. Its about as clean as one, with more corruption to throw in there.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-30
The rest of the South doesn't even have that going for it. Know why Northern Virginia got liveable? Because Yankees gentrified it and drove the natives out :)
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-04-30
"Livable".
Northern Virginia is a hellscape of traffic.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
lmao noVA is a shithole
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-30
most northerners and westerners, and most international tourists too, just know it for the Mardi Gras parades. Its a tourist zone for them, like Orlando is. They don't like to step outside of the tourist traps and amusement parks and see how awful those cities are outside of the public eye.
1 Chicup 2018-04-30
We have good friends that live near there. They only stay in the tourist zone.
1 loli_esports 2018-04-30
you've heard of programmer socks, now check out programmer skin lol
1 newcomer_ts 2018-04-30
Oh, the sweet smell of irony...
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-04-30
I agree with /u/Illi3141 that we should be free to call Muslims inbreds with terrorist sympathies. After all, that's what most of them are, according to his logic.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
I mean if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and all that jazz... right u/Illi3141
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-04-30
By /u/Illi3141 completely sound logic all basketball americans are thugs who rob gas stations for pocket change.
Also a majority of the black population would describe their own culture as 'southern culture', you know, the ones not shooting each other or robbing gas stations anyway.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-04-30
https://youtu.be/gA88lEZJBdY
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-30
What these people seem to forget is that freed slaves didn't collectively migrate northwards.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-30
wow that guy is racist
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-30
Mod fucking cultural appropriation. Smh yt
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-04-30
Maybe he’s just a Chicago enthusiast?
1 Neon_needles 2018-04-30
Something tells me a jock with a cowboy hat picked on this guy once or twice, lol
1 helppls555 2018-04-30
Woke
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-30
TBF if anyone knows about being proud in ignorance it is the SRDine.
1 Fat_Black_Chick 2018-04-30
Sorry, this is my fault. I used to take his lunch money.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-30
He probably dated one and got treated bad. How else would he know their dick size
1 SoarelSquared 2018-04-30
It's all my fault, ain't it
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-04-30
/u/Illi3141
Calls out southerners for having a simple world view lacking nuance...writes a whole paragraph stereotyping southerners
1 reptilia987 2018-04-30
lmao
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
At this point I don't even think it's a horseshoe anymore, more like an oval.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-30
NASCAR suddenly makes sense.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
MOAH VROOM VROOM
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-30
You might like /r/nattycomics.
1 herestoeuclid 2018-04-30
(((LEFT TURN)))
1 bijinchan 2018-04-30
BOOGITY BOOGITY
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-30
Stop being intolerant of being intolerant to intolerant people.
1 cruelandusual 2018-04-30
Georgia, North Carolina, and Virginia are far better places to live than Michigan, Kansas, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, and western Pennsylvania.
I mean, sure, there's Alabama and Mississippi, too, but they have centuries of racism to blame for their shithole status. What's the Yankee excuse?
1 herestoeuclid 2018-04-30
Trump.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
gosh i darned sure wish i lived in a yankee utopia like pittsburg or D.C. - stupid southerner
1 cuteman 2018-04-30
Read about what Jeff Sessions did to the KKK in Alabama. He basically stomped them out judicially.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-04-30
Til: fly over country is shit. More at 11
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-04-30
The height of culture: ordering fruity coffee drinks from Starbucks. I think I might have an idea where u/Illi3141 works.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-30
lol at /u/dethb0y mocking his own wife's suicide to make fun of Alabama for karma in that thread.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
That there is an example of toxic masculinity.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
That there is an example of toxic masculinity.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
And then because of SRDines behavior those people vote for Trump and SRDines literally shake.
You brought Donald Trump on yourselves you dumb fucks.
1 llapingachos 2018-04-30
As a centrist who supports equal rights for blacks and gays (ew), I take comfort in the fact that the SJW folks were just responding to a previous conservative backlash to liberal meddling.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
In general I really don't give a damn about american politics, I just heavily dislike SRD type of grandstanding.
1 literallydontcaree 2018-04-30
Imagine being so retarded that you vote for a complete moron out because people were mean to you.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
We are talking about deep south here man.
1 literallydontcaree 2018-04-30
Sure. If the conclusion is that they're mostly retarded snowflakes then yes, I agree.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-04-30
/u/4THOT
"The blacks" aren't even "totally cool with 'the gays and 'the blacks'".
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
liberals are the real racists if you ask me
1 CuriousKrow 2018-04-30
I understand why people say the left can't meme now.
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
You wound me sir...
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
lmao your animosity towards people you dont know. i remember when i was an angsty teenager
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-30
Most people remember yesterday.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-30
No one hates gay people more than black people and Muslims.
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
Gamers are the most persecuted group of all.
1 SaintJason 2018-04-30
You tried.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-30
Oh you are one of those rapists eh? How do you like the move to Resetera?
Do you need ADHD medicine? The topic was about criticizing socially backward societies like black people and Muslims. I am trying to follow your lead.
1 DistortedLines 2018-04-30
Do you think we're KIA or did you just run out if recycled jokes?
1 Bjthrowaway962 2018-04-30
Maybe the most boring lolcow ever
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-04-30
he possesses feeepo tier intelligence.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-30
fuck gamers in their fat mouths.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-30
TBH I think that's part of what they're looking for.
1 cuteman 2018-04-30
Only if you read the DNC leaked memos.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-30
Based lil boosie
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
Could someone, maybe pizzashill or toasty Ed explain to me the cult pf Sherman which white SRDines have?
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-30
Sherman broke the South's back by burning his way through the countryside
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
Not about that, but could someone maybe correct me on the topic that Sherman for most of his life never gave a damn about slaves, beyond them being a military asset, also made so grand promises and never delivered.
Or am I wrong and my history lessons were fake news?
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-30
you're not wrong about that, but it was also par for the course of america back in the 1860s. So people just forgive automatically forgive him for all that because of the fact that he burned a bunch of reb cities. Its military worship at its finest.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-30
I just like that he burned through the rebellion, I don't care about his views.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
You should post in SRD then, would fit right in.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-30
Nah, I worship the military too much
1 Osericc 2018-04-30
Lol are you going drop the thunderous news that Lincoln was a racist next?
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
He was?
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-30
In the 1800s, everyone was.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-30
You left out the part where he let his men run wild and rape and kill whoever they wanted
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-30
Boy you woulda confused 'em.
Welcoming them in with open arms... Please fuck my wife!
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-30
I wish I could've been alive then 😔
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-30
/u/Badicus
It seems like you have finally encountered the true nature of the SRDine. Take this lesson to heart.
1 Badicus 2018-04-30
You sound ridiculous. Is that on purpose?
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
Are you ironicposting now?
1 Badicus 2018-04-30
Nope.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
So wait, you weren't ironically pretended to be retarded when you picked the username /u/Badicus
Oof.
1 Badicus 2018-04-30
I am wounded deeply by your comment, stranger.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
#GOTEM
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-30
Why? Statistically SRDines are worthless, unemployed, unloved white NEETs. Some places are just shitholes full of terrible people, and it's not wrong to call it out?
Would you not agree?
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-30
Lol, I wonder why.😛
1 Badicus 2018-04-30
Why do you sound ridiculous? I'll just quote you directly.
1 cruelandusual 2018-04-30
Southern culture produced jazz, the blues, rock and roll, fried chicken, barbecue, and the civil rights movement.
Why do you hate the civil rights movement, /u/selectrix?
Because precious snowflakes melt in the sun.
1 selectrix 2018-04-30
Lol nice, this is like saying industrial polluters produced the EPA.
1 snowkarl 2018-04-30
They just wanted an overseeing govenmeny entity to bribe and funnel money through lobbying like everyone else!
1 LSDawson 2018-04-30
Southerners don't like gays and blacks? Nuke them.
Middle Easterners don't like gays and blacks? Import them.
1 snowkarl 2018-04-30
You just haven't applied the Oppressed™ equation to your problem, once you do, you will realize it all makes sense.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-04-30
ive lived in the south all my life but from what i read about it on reddit, it seems like an entirely different world. the south is super comfy tbqh, and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
1 alphetasauce 2018-04-30
It's really laughable. It's like they think we have gangs of KKK members stringing up blacks and gays every Sunday after church. That being said, there were some backwoods dive bars that I wouldn't take my black friends to. Probably nothing would have happened, but I didn't want to chance it. There were also some ratchet bars that they wouldn't take me to. It all sort of evens out.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-04-30
idk the biggest white trash bar in baton rouge (the texas club) is the middle of the ghetto.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-30
On the one hand, this SRDine and northern/western smugness is just too much for me to take.
On the other, if people out there unironically have even an ounce of respect for the American South and its culture of "reeeeee big government" and "reeeeeeee minorities existing" they need to stop existing.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-04-30
The south is fine. Calm yourself.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-30
the south is so terrible that the rest of America looks at them as hicks and morons, which is really saying something considering that americans are already some of the stupidest people on the planet
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-04-30
Sounds like a personal problem.
1 alphetasauce 2018-04-30
Your second sentence could have been a top comment on SRD you fart sniffer.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-04-30
yeah but i did it with funny relate-able meme words like "reee" so that makes it ok
1 alphetasauce 2018-04-30
Traitors can't escape the can.
1 nmx179 2018-04-30
u/4THOT you know you don't actually get to call your morals superior after you openly fantasize about killing millions of people, right?
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
What do you think morals are?
You know you can have rape fantasies but still not actually think rape is acceptable right?
I see /r/Drama has brought its Top Minds today.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
said the guy with gamergate flair on srd
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
I don't understand how that's relevant to anything.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
ftfy
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
You sure trolled the libs epic style.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
did you just assume my political orientation?
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
I'm just glad you're living up to your flair.
1 cuteman 2018-04-30
You're not in any position to comment on anyone's lifestyle at this point.
1 nmx179 2018-04-30
I think they're the things that keep me from going around telling people about the millions of people I wish I could kill via nuclear holocaust.
Sorry you don't have any of those, hoss.
1 4THOT 2018-04-30
Strange... I thought you guys liked free speech and hated PC culture.
Was I not PC enough for you?
1 do0rkn0b 2018-04-30
Who is you guys? Rofl
1 Bjthrowaway962 2018-04-30
This one is pretty good, I guess. Though, to be fair, you are arguing with one of the more retarded r/drama users.
1 aef823 2018-04-30
It's good that the retard didn't notice the other retard giving him the definition of the word he's using via sarcasm, so he decided to fall back to standard SRD tactics?
1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-30
???????????
1 Bjthrowaway962 2018-04-30
To be fair, you are one of the more retarded r/drama users
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-30
Do you fantasize about raping people?
1 do0rkn0b 2018-04-30
Those people just pull shit out of their ass, half of them have never been to the South and the people that are asasouthernering up the thread just have racist family.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-30
i doubt the majority have left their home state, then they wanna call other people uncultured lmfao
1 Pepperglue 2018-04-30
u/Illi3141, sounds like you had a tough time with Southerners before. Did you fall off form a rodeo once?
Your sentiment is just like one people I know was surprised I lived in Arkansas for a year because the person did not know that state would be friendly to Asians.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-30
WWcivilW
1 ason 2018-04-30
Imagine being such a bougie SRDine white savior that you think black Southerners will actually side with you in the revolution instead of joining white Southerners and executing your ass with two shots to the back of the head.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-30
It's kind of funny when srdines try to play the macho alt-right game of "this entire culture is shitty", but have to constantly couch their criticism in caveats that "im totes still tolerant, it's just this one particular group I dislike. Would never dream of saying the same about any other group."
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-04-30
BURN ATLANTA TO THE GROUND......AGAIN