Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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what the fuck is wrong with you idiots

It should be noted that I've upvoted that comment, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

/u/DarqWolff how proud are you (1-10) that this is one of the most reposted pastas in /drama ?

Quite precisely unironically, 1.2

how is you mental health these days? (unironically)

Also around 1.2

How's your TV show coming?

2022

Is that the number of years it will take to finish it? And can I be an extra? I can be Fishman, with the head of a fish, but the body of a fish.

yes

Has your arrest for attempted rape affected the timeline of your show?

Where the fuck are you getting that I got arrested for attempted rape? lmao you people never stop getting more retarded

I must have been fooled by those icky trolls. What were you arrested for?

Depends which time, but there wasn't a time that involved physically harming a girl

Lmao a serial criminal NEET. Society btfo

You think the cops care about horny teenagers? Like I said, always more retardation for you folks to reveal.

So you don't deny that you're in possession of CP?

Bruh, you're such a pussy. If you're too afraid of the government to openly let a 17-year-old send you nudes, keep yourself safe.

Lmao can't wait to see the updated mugshot my dude

You're a piece of shit. You could try to ruin my life over weed or something that wouldn't implicate any innocent people. That would be bad enough. But you choose to accomplish the same task in a way that also threatens random girls you know nothing about. There's a normal level of shittiness, and then there's a level of shitty the world will not let you get away with. You'd really do well to put more consideration into which side of that line you wanna be on.

Which one is shittier?

Exploiting children or bringing child exploiters to justice?

🤔🤔🤔

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Just for anybody interested :).

http://ulstercountyny.gov/sheriff/

His county PD. It would be quicker

Are you the guy that stole a car to buy weed, then got kicked out of your step dads house for being a bum? I'm not great with differentiating all the Reddit celebrities

No, he borrowed the car. He tried to return it and pay for borrowing it too!

I need a link to this mess.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4sceeh/udarqwolff_got_arrested_last_month/d588s6s/

What level of shittiness is stealing your stepdads car to go buy weed?

There's a normal level of shittiness, and then there's a level of shitty the world will not let you get away with.

I think that's why we have cops.

You should learn more about the history of American police then

They put a bunch of pedos in jail, they can't be all bad.

didn't you endanger them by telling people about your illegal activities? if you'd of kept your mouth shut no one would know about it.

Negative consequences for doing the right thing don't make it immoral. Doing something immoral makes it immoral.

And people believe they're doing the right thing in trying to protect a child.

OK, but if you're retarded enough to believe getting the cops and a judge and lawyers to violate a girl's consent and look at her nudes because she thought it would be fun to let someone see them, then it's immoral of them to even act on their good intentions because they should have learned by now that they're too dangerously retarded.

You're going to jail ☺

And you're retarded enough to brag about it on reddit and nor expect someone to snitch. Idiot

Personally i think it's a bit creepy but meh, but what you did was a crime, you're bragging about it and you think you're the judge of whats moral and whats not. It doesn't work like that.

I agree it's creepy but the difference is this guy jerked off to them. The judge and jury need to see them as evidence and probably find it just as creepy as the rest of us.

Wtf so there should be no child porn laws because at some point a cop or judge has to verify the pics exist?

Or child porn laws could just not involve there being punishment for normal consensual acts

The secret is that a child cannot consent to sexual acts, so there is no such thing as a "normal consensual act" with a child.

Then why isn't it illegal to have sex with an 18 year old without verifying that she's matured since she turned 18?

Don't bother trying to answer, it's already obvious from the fact that you tried to start this argument that you're retarded and insane and have no interest at all in reason.

I am 25 and most of my friends wouldn't sleep with a 18 year old. You become a much different person when you get deeper into adulthood. Even you with your massive intellect we couldn't connect in the same way I want in a partner I don't think.

And of the friends that would sleep with an 18 year old, do you automatically judge them for it? Because if so, that's fucked. But either way, I'm only 21, so applying the same to me is even more unrealistic.

I will probably always be able to connect with mid-teenage girls on the levels of intimacy. I don't see any trajectory against it. If I got to 25 and the girl I love suddenly came back, revealing she was frozen the whole time and is still 17, I don't see why any of my feelings for her would be any less powerful than if I got frozen and she caught up to my age instead. That's an inherent part of how interpersonal love works in my opinion, if your love for someone doesn't apply at some particular stage of life or in some particular interpersonal dynamic then you must not really love them, but only love what you have with them at whatever particular point you can get down with. I'm not interested in temporary situations with people at all and can't develop anywhere near as much love for such a situation or dynamic as I can for the person themselves. And a 17 year old is definitely past puberty and even well into enough experience to understand the impact of a decision, so there's no reason emotional and sensual intimacy can't be part of that particular dynamic for those particular stages of life.

It's not about what's legal, it's about learning about life as an adult as the bills and responsibilities pile up. One day you will know what I mean.

Narrator: He will not.

I think he will. At least in terms of a proper relationship. His creepy focus on the barely legal is something else.

I am 25 and most of my friends wouldn't sleep with a 18 year old. You become a much different person when you get deeper into adulthood. Even you with your massive intellect we couldn't connect in the same way I want in a partner I don't think.

When I was around 18, 18 year old girls in my school were banging 30+ guys and 18 guys banged milfs :D

That's extraordinary though not normal.

It's extraordinary in uptight communities like your own; or frowned upon at any rate - frequency and prevalence are more chaotic factors.

Btw nothing against uptight communities, it's neat to have like some "idealized 50s" thing going on here and there.

It's not wrong to do it, but its not something most people seek out in relationships.

Yes but an 18 year old girl walks into the room with her 35 year old hunk and all her girlfriends with 18 year old boyfriends go "oh, oh!"

ok but I bet her parents dont like it

If the mom is 40+ she can still fantasize about the boytoy, no problem. Biiiig boytoy, but boy toy all the same.

I'm not getting your point. I'm aware of the law. AoC is 16 in my country.

What I'm not getting is what the hell's going on here, and specifically what's with all the conservative puritans posting here? Shouldn't you all be on SRD or something?

I'll send you, her and you love to jail just for the drama.. Come at me keyboard jockey..

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when is your stepdad finally taking your internet away? you are ruining your "life" by posting on reddit

I want an AMA with his stepdad and his mom.

could you direct me to these girls? I wanna see the real life consequences but i dont follow your spergy saga to know who they are

thanks 😊

So you want to be a pedo?

no just a serial killer who targets women who sent /u/darqwolfff nudes

It's okay he's a muslim

here, probably.

Kys pedo

Lmao words are just words till a kiddy sends you nudes amiright

SO TASTY

PEDO

KKKKKKKKKKKK lmao can't believe this, you're absolute gold

> You can say whatever you want about me. you can insult me, spit in my face, fuck my ass, have sex with me... or have sex with my fuckin' body, make me sleep on the bottom bunk. I don't care what you do. Y'know you could come into my cell in the middle of the night and fuck my mouth, bash all my teeth out, you could have sex with me, make me wear dresses...You could put fucking Kool-Aide on my lips so i look like a woman, make me wear makeup, you can smuggle make-up in my ass , you could forge the medical documents to have my anus surgically removed by the prison doctor so that I'm loose, I'm constantly loose and need a colostomy bag to shit in cuz my ass's only purpose now is to be a vagina for you... but you say something about my friends? You say a single word about my underaged love interests... Guess who's not getting their fuckin' cum swallowed before rec-time. That's right, I'm gonna pretend, and spit it out in the toilet.

Hahahahahahahahahaha holy shit this is amazing

I'm starting to think this sub is filled with male feminists. I mean who else is so bad at controlling their urges.

Wait, so this sub is full of sincere toomanychromosomes subscribers? I thought it was an incels-style parody of twoxchromosomes.

The new users don't know how to not brigade, and not down vote lolcows. It's frustrating.

They have to go back.

Daily reminder that milkos, aka trollx users, are literally apes. https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22129542-600-neanderthal-human-sex-bred-light-skins-and-infertility/

the users in question are mdegenerates though

How many people here live in Flint, what's left of Times Beach, Love Canal, or some other superfund site?

fucking savages

My mother beat me.

/u/CanadianCartman /u/lady_laughs_too_much

Imagine losing in a bantz contest to a literal ape. https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22129542-600-neanderthal-human-sex-bred-light-skins-and-infertility/

You did

Not hard enough, apparently.

Just add her as an approved submitter lol.

Better idea - mod invite? You can't deny she'd fit right in with the rest of the team.

Don't. Downvote. The. Guests.

I don't vote on anything one way or the other you fucking retard, voting on things is for losers.

This is exactly why you're a fucking idiot with these constant bitch fits about how people vote, you're getting Capital Letters In Boldface triggered at me in place of the people who actually vote, who are a totally anonymous mass of people you will never, ever be able to identify or hold accountable.

But I guess if pissing in the wind and trying to command the tides are what do it for you then fair enough, sorry for suggesting you do one of the two things actually in your power to achieve the result that you want.

lol

what about the (((people))) from mde?

meh they are cockroach bugmen.. they are more parasites than guests

theyre not guests, they are fucking untermensch that need to be driven out

Just add her as an approved submitter lol

If a lolcow is concerned about their karma because they're being downvoted, they're going to stop replying, regardless of whether or not they're an approved submitter.

It's not whether they care about the karma, it's the posting timer you get if you're at negative karma on a subreddit.

Yeah, but the rate-limit isn't the only issue caused by downvoting lolcows.

Lolcows are skittish creatures. They might not realize that people are making fun of them if their comments have positive/close to neutral karma. Sure they'll be able to post without a limit if they are approved, but they'll probably end up leaving anyway since they won't want to take the hit in precious internet points that posting here would earn them.

They might not realize that people are making fun of them if their comments have positive/close to neutral karma.

I think most people figure it out by the third time they get told "Kys you fentanyl-sucking hillbilly milko", I don't think that r/drama has ever had the subtlety that this play would require.

Yeah there are always the people who can't control themselves. But if you take a look at threads like the woman who doesn't shave/shower, slight mocking paired with upvotes might make them chatty.

"Kys you fentanyl-sucking hillbilly milko"

why i love r/drama reason 1

Lol. That tag. I love you.

u high

I know!

Shocking turn of events indeed.

le Trumpfettes BTFO!

What's your favorite type of fentanyl?

My conservative friends make fun of me because I don't drink or smoke the pots. Maybe I'd impress them if I started snorting lines of the fentz in front of them. Thanks pizzashill.

No problem dude.

Well most my friends live in Idaho, so it'd be more like "the other meth addicted white folks took my job down at the farm."

That's good too, but when you say "other white people" you don't give them the scapegoat they want.

This doesn't score you as many victim points.

Pizzashill, I've got to say your finger is NOT on the pulse of the American Hillbilly. There is no 'a hit or two' with these fucks and the self-victimization goes much further than our neighbors down south. There's more shit talking to be had and you just aren't fulfilling your end of the bargain.

Just say it's the wypipo with half-chocolate babies.

Slide in a few emails talking points just in case they get bored of you! Lololol

I am le Drumpftard, and I smoke le drugs LMAO 😂😂😂

Woah bud, I get you're probably high on the fents currently, but clean it up.

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YOU HAVE TO GO GET A DAMP WASHCLOTH 💦💦💦

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YOU HAVE TO SIGN THE RELEASE FORM TO GET PAID FOR THE PICS 🤤🤤🤤

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YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME SOMETHING MORE EXTREME IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WORKING 🤛🤛🏽🤛🏿

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK 👉👉👉

YOU HAVE TO RESPOND BECAUSE YOU HAVE CRIPPLING AUTISM ♿️♿️♿️

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK 👉👉👉

YOU HAVE TO DELETE MY NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE. THE CANINE ACTORS DON’T EVEN GET ERECT ANYMORE 🐶🐶🐶

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I appreciate your efforts to rid the sub of agenda posters, thank you for your service o7...

...but with that said the daddy lover straight up wrecked you sloppy bussy on this one.

on this one

talking shit about retards electing retards

wow look at this triggered cuck

Nice try tho. Shaming retards brings you closer to the الصِّرَاطَ الۡمُسۡتَقِيۡمَۙ‏. سُبْحَانَ اللّهُ

Sirat al-Mustaqim

aṣ-Ṣirāṭ al-mustaqīm (Arabic: الصراط المستقيم) is the Arabic term for the straight path. In an Islamic context, it has been interpreted as the right path, has been variously translated as "The Middle Way" and as that which pleases God.

There are five obligatory daily prayers in Islam. During every cycle of each prayer the following phrase is included:

Ihdinā ṣ-ṣirāṭa al-mustaqīm, Ṣirāṭa al-laḏīna anʿamta ʿalayhim ġayri l-maġḍūbi ʿalayhim walā ḍ-ḍāllīn

Show us the straight path, The path of those You bestowed favor upon, not anger upon, and not of those who go astray.

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Is that arabic for Soros paycheck?

You blind enough to miss /u/WikiTextBot right below it? 🙄🙄🙄

Nah I needed to make my snide remark.

Watch the sass!! 😠

You can take it, you're a big guy

big guy

for you

Just so you know, this post was regarding a woman not bathing/shaving, but good to know you literally cannot stop thinking about Donald Trump and his supporters... We'll make you a centrist yet pizzatard.

Do you think you're in the center? You're a far-right crazy.

As hard as you and Ed try to label anyone here who disagrees with you as a drumper, you'll never change our centrism.

The right wing is, absent extraordinary evidence, always correct.

I can't imagine being this delusional.

Fear not. You have no need to imagine.

Welp I am convinced.

He has science

Tradition is the hard-won store of useful and stable beliefs, attitudes and behaviors.

That's why we need to the extremely traditional culture of Islam. Inshallah, brother.

No, we need our culture. Western civilization. Imposing a foreign culture would be destructive and, in any case, Islamic "culture" is garbage.

No, we need our culture. Western civilization.

Ah yes, alcoholism, pederasty and syphilis. The hallmarks of a real culture.

Imposing a foreign culture would be destructive

You really think you will have a choice? Gay Islamofascist Marxism will conquer all before it. There is no alternative.

Gay Islamofascist Marxism will conquer all before it.

It certainly has a grip on faggots like you.

Tradition is the hard-won store of useful and stable beliefs, attitudes and behaviors

lmao imagine looking to the previous generations and their belief systems in any sort of positive light.

even if the current and upcoming generations are abysmally stupid, its not like those of the past are deserving of any sort of praise either.

I can see you have put your education to excellent use. This is why we must support Bernald Sanders and free college for all.

bernie Sanders

Nah hes a fucking nerd lol

the absolute state of plebbit right wing.

The left can't meme.

Technically, he is correct. "Absent extraordinary evidence" is the key phrase here

The voting patterns in this thread are so fucking weird.

MDE malefeministfugees need to be taken out to sea and tossed overboard

They were bantering well for a while but then they started seriousposting again. Sad!

Rent free

TIL if you don't like smelly, hairy women you're a fucktard.

Guess I'm a fucktard then since I prefer bathed women with minimal bodyhair, unlike this ... specimen.

Lmao look at this fragile male. I bet you don't even fuck obese hamplanets like me cause you're too scared of real empowered womyn.

I legitimately have a phobia of fat women :/

Like being in the same room with them is though already but like actual physical contact with them like even only shaking hands or conversing with them as if they were actual people creeps me out.

Just bring carry a small package of pre-cooked bacon with you at all times and you’ll be fine.

real empowered womyn

Are over at r/thewickededge with their safety razors and cheap refills.

Hey, now, my only good shave I've ever had has come from that double-edged razor they tout at /r/thewickededge. One razor a day, 100 pack of razors for like 8 dollars, great shave, super cheap. Would recommend.

r/drama waifu checklist

weighs at least 200 lbs
hates all men
on reddit 18hrs out of every day
can only communicate in autistic tantrums
has not left the house in months

😍😍😍

That's a roundabout way of telling people to go fuck themselves

Lol pedo. You don't fool us. You're waifus are not 4000 yrs old goddamnit

My waifu is an 18 yo Jazz guitarist actually.

Jazz huh?! I see you're a man of culture 😉

liking jazz

I thought you were better than this, Ed.

If I wanted to hear people play the wrong notes I would go to my local middle school band performances.

I would go to my local middle school

That's a clever excuse but you don't fool anyone, pedo!

Ugh, Ed! I am the only person to jump to your defense - out of retardation or pity - but if you continue like this, I won't be able to! Not pedophilia, but hebephilia!!

The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy

The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.

But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.

Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.

I’m a size queen, middle schoolers wouldn’t satisfy me.

horses can

OwO

OwO

(What’s this?)[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs]

/u/tia00017 you still admire the aesthetics of a hose's penis?

whats not to love, just as you get to the end somebody shoves golfballs in your butt.

^{WTF AM I SAYING}

thatsmyfetish.gif

u/lady_laughs_too_much just curious are you hirsute? My wife doesn't shave her legs because literally no hair grows there but she shaves other parts.

Actually, you are correct. Very little hair grows on my legs, and it just grows very slowly on other parts of my body.

Why do you only shower every other day.

Don't get sweaty or dirty.

Unless you're not overweight (you're a trollxer, it's pretty much a requirement) and never leave your air conditioned home, I find that hard to believe.

Skepticism is healthy, so good on you. Of course, if you're not careful, it could lead to close-mindedness, which of course, leads to stupidity.

I'll contemplate these wise words during my daily shower.

Haha, touche!

Why an air-conditioned home? Not everyone lives in the Atacama desert.

So what you're saying is that you're completely sedentary and your hobbies include eating and watching tv?

Nailed it.

So you're basically the female version of Homer Simpson then?

I do enjoy beer and donuts.

And you also share the same bodytype, I suppose?

I'm actually pretty skinny. I eat, but barely enough.

pretty skinny

for amerifats or humans?

Less than 100 lbs.

Have your met our resident bachelor /u/Pizzashill? I think you two would be perfect together

He sounds lovely, but no thanks.

I wouldn't touch you with /u/snallygaster's dick.

Oh, darn. That sounded like so much fun.

It would have been.

And all this time I thought snally was gender-critical.

He sounds lovely

He really isn't. Stick around, I'm sure you'll find your soulmate here

> tfw no trollx homer simpson gf

Feels fucking bad man

Finding out about your gf posting on trollx would unironically be a legit reason to break up with her

What if she only posts there ironically?

Taking the bait and serious posting, but on days where I don't go for a run or do any other exercise that makes me sweat, I often skip a shower. I barely sweat (think I may have hypohydrosis) and live in a cool country so there's just no need to and I have long hair that takes way too long to dry. Not everyone's body chemistry is the same.

And I have a mum that's very open about saying stuff like "you stink" to me and who has a sensitive nose, and it would take a lot more than one missed shower for her to comment.

Living with one's mother instead of building a hut in the wild with your own hair

Lol what a weirdo.

Dry skin and/or getting older. There will be a day when your skin doesn’t feel like you fell into an oil spill every goddamn morning. Hot showers dry skin out so it can be healthier to skip a shower when you’re not stinky from activities.

I'm going to give you some advice my father gave me a long time ago and has served me well through my 60+ years of life: "Wash ya ass"

I do. Just not everyday.

wash yo ass

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81icrq/rape_tariq_nasheed_dropping_some_fire_bars/

Somewhere beyond those pearly gates my father is laughing. Thank you for this

that better be Del

I got u fam

I had this track on repeat when playing Tony Hawk 3

You sure post a lot on the internet about being drunk and not dating.

Please stop hating women.

Is just hating on females okay?

Remales yes.

We will once women stop being retards.

Only because you asked so nicely

You ever tell pizza to stop redpilling Drama and it will be you on vacation.

My God your nethers must be ripe as fuck on that second day. Like the men coming home with a full boat off cape cod.

Maybe not, though. Maybe she doesn't have a daily bowel movement.

Yeah, and maybe the trillions of bacteria that live on and in her, take every other day off from producing toxins and stink.

Do you even vagina?

I have smooth parts, like a Dollar Store Barbie knockoff.

That's just unhealthy and she probably should get that checked out. If you ain't poopin once a day you goto eat more fiber

Tendies don't have fiber.

Like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun

Thats fucking disgusting. Get a bidet.

Just why?

I have a hairy butthole can you give me advice

I mean really hairy

Own it.

I can hire a media company to make a Youtube video with inspirational music about me coming to terms with my hairy cornhole, to be viewed and shared by millions, and then have it be a Dove commercial

Sounds beautiful. Go for it.

I haven't left the house since 2016 and I still have higher standards for myself than you do. I was disfigured in a hate crime, what's your excuse?

Rethink your life.

But I mean, is attempted mayocide really a hate crime?

It wouldn't be, but it wasn't about that.

Shave it, save the hair, make a sweater

Question: how many cats do you own?

Why would I own a cat? I would have to clean up after it.

Just clean up after it every other day.

I think someone who bathes every other day wouldn't clean the litter box but once every few weeks.

Why are retards down voting some of the most innocuous shit?

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Both of them have been going at it non-stop.

It's like reading a romance novel

We shit posted together, now we rim out each others hairy holes... 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

i happen to have both a body odor fetish and a hairy woman fetish

...buuut i could never date someone who posts to trollx. so close, yet so far.

Ew

I actually only shower every other day. But no one has said anything about my BO.

Well it's hard to speak when you are trying not to vomit

u/Emnii

Why is this subreddit such mayo trash? I thought troll______ was supposed to have a sense of humor. You guys are insufferable tbh

DAnn If I Showered every single day my skin would be as dry as the Sahara desert (even using moisturiser) shit I'll stick to every other day.

Regarding shaving bitches it's winter I wanna stay warm

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