Jews did this

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Does Ree automatically cross post every MasterLawlz ramble?

If not it should.

MFW I happily stroll thru r/Drama and stumble upon a u/MasterLawlz shitpost

5/7 the Transition could be a bet bitter.

Happily stroll thru r/drama?

Are u fucking insane?

Life was in a train wreck and got hit with a double whammy with a car crash which left me physically and mentally mangled, hit the gutter...fell into r/drama

At least it isn't SRD.

That would be a form of suicide

How long did it take you to create this post

The /r/drama celebrity couple is myself and /u/Phedre . I've always felt like she viewed me like an annoying little brother. One that she also wants to fuck. It's extremely erotic. I also have it on very good authority that she's into butt stuff.

MFW I get /u pinged and this is what I see.

ikr? Try not to let it go to your head. Either of them.

And neither of them were used in a long time......

Got' em

Ya'll are pathetic.

Oh come on, you are a mod. This cannot be most fucked up shit comparing to posts/comments you removed this week.

Sex with Lawlz. Just let that sink in for a moment.

HAWT

Eh, I'll need picks which proove that he's ugly.

He mods this sub.

Every one of his posts

One of the qualifications for being a reddit mod is being a 1/10, no exceptions

Snally?

There are exceptions to the no-exception rule.

Sans?

If it's any consolation, I doubt he'd get it up and, even if he did, it'd be over before it started.

My condolences.

Live stream it pls

Masterlawlz. Thank for your write up.

But you are forgeting national anthem and a flag.

I propose Macho Man by Village people and some used grey piece of cotton.

milliliters is abbreviated ml, not ML. ML I guess would be Mega Liters, although it's abbreviated really Ml.

Rule no 2 can fuck right off. Change it to mods frequently suck one another and promise to post pics for drama users amusement.

Ban Ben 10!

BAN BEN 10

Please, Ben 10 is superior compared to all the weeabo shit.

That’s definitely a “tallest midget” comment

Sure but that's like comparing shit with diarrhea

The real beginners guide.

Is it just me or has public opinion turned against Ed? I swear he used to be admired here but now even masterlawlz is dunking on him.

Where the fuck did Ed even come from?

Hillary's cunt.

Imagine still being salty about Mr Zzz.

Yer mum'z asshole.

ban /u/ed_butteredtoast

but for real this time

No, I still like him. Plus he's like a whirlwind of drama himself whenever he posts.

No, I still like him.

Not an argument.

https://i.imgur.com/PFRfGTK.gifv

You can't hide your terror that they might actually memeban you. Again. 😂

I have a million alts running this place. Does it even matter? What if I ban myself because /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu and others think I'm a mod alt 🤔🤔🤔

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Two possible scenarios, because we know someone and somewhere have reported you for ban-evading:

-You actually don't have a single alt.

-You have sufficient autism to keep and use separate browser fingerprints and IPs for each alt.

You can’t ban Ed. He’s integrated into the drama backbone.

Is that why this oplace is so shit nowadays?

Nah, I’d like him to be a mod.

How does one ruin a cloaca?

I would give Ed a good bussy rub if I had the chance

Ed got tarred and feathered when they transitioned from shitty emoji posting to blatant seriousposts, falling back on the shitposting so they didn't have to face the consequences of caring too much in /r/drama.

it all started when he got demodded. now he thinks we as a society have slighted him and is doing everything in his power to make this place worse.

Masterlawlz is still salty that i (and most rational people) think that MEGAS XLR was better than Ben 10 back in the day 😂😂😂

Don't worry. He'll get over this one.

I've never heard of MEGAS XLR but Ben 10 was mega lame lol.

Shitting on Ed is how you show appreciation for him.

Ed and I circlejerk about annoying gamers, our shared love of Anita Sarkeesian and Arrested Development. It's a unique band.

All those emojis can't hide the seriousposting.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand r/Drama. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical bussies most of the jokes will go over a typical Redditors head. There's also r/Drama's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation - r/Drama's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The subscribers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike r/Drama truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in r/Drama's existencial catchphrase "Kill Yourself," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as r/Drama's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an r/Drama tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Thanks papa

The /r/drama celebrity couple is myself and /u/Phedre

Lol no fucking chance /u/mastercuckz

I ain't readin' all that

You are smugly jerking off to how little you care about /r/drama even though you post here every waking moment of every day. You know who you are.

Holy shit /u/MasterLawlz noticed me.

You forgot to add that the only acceptable posts are dinoposts 🦖

No bussy. Is it a trap?

Literally die in a hole you retarded cancerous virgin piece of shit. This is exactly why you will spend the rest of your days shitposting from your basement until your parents die or stop supporting you. You will end up homeless spending all of the spare change, given to you by happy successful people, in internet cafes to shitpost more and jerk your tiny dick to pathetic anime children. You're neither funny in real life nor in this chatroom, you are a pathetic excuse of a human being and deserve to spend the rest of your days in a literal shithole. Yes, a shithole, a hole filled with shit, just like you. No one likes you or will ever like you because you are the most repulsive pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever interacted with. I hope that you have a painful death where no one will notice you fucking degenerate piece of shit.

You will die alone.

Well since you brought up capeshit I will give you my impressions of the last movie, which I saw yesterday with my son. We went to the matinee, $16.25 for the two of us, then got a medium popcorn and 2 icees. I had some red vines and Swedish fish from target so we were in this movie for less than $40. Place was packed (school was on recess yesterday) but we got two nice seats in the upper area where there was no one in front of you. So the movie starts somewhere in space. Thor is beat to shit then the Hulk gets his ass beat. Thanos shows up, Loki gets offed trying to save Thor because he went for the kill instead of playing the long game. Like WTF Loki, live to backstab another day. The black doorman from Asgard sends Hulk to Earth where he lands on Dr. Stranges mohogany staircase. Pepper Potts and Stark are having a romantic minute, the shitshow starts. Iron man is now a nanotech suit that deploys like a lifevest. So Thanos sends his crew to get the infinity stones on Earth. In the whole Universe, three of them are on Earth as it turns out. The Guardians of the Galaxy are cruising around space and happen on Thor. I didn't see GOTG 2 but Groot is now a sapling and Quill is banging Gamora. If more black chicks wore green make-up then I would be into Black chicks, or Green chicks I guess. Various capefuckerey happens, Redskull makes an appearance as a necromancer. Vision (who now has a flesh body) is having a bang with Scarlet Witch in Scotland. I have been to Scotland, it is the dreariest most depressing place you can imagine. If not for the whiskey, you would just kys. So the Hulk won't Hulk which is weird because the problem was always keeping that fucker contained and now that you need him he is on strike. So now comes the end, which has a lot of just dumb things that could have been avoided. It takes place in Wakanda, where despite their superior tech, their defensive strategy is to use massed co-ed infantry armed with spears. I dunno, maybe the spears were made of vibranium. So Thanos wins, and gets to make every other person in the universe turn to dust because he is an environmentalist and thinks there are too many people. We, yeah but you're are just going to have to kill every other person again in like 30 years because the population will just double again soon enough. Probably he is ok with that, anyway now that he has won he is kicking it just watching the sunset.
After the credits roll there is a bonus scene where Fury turns to dust but he sends a text to someone so stick around for that, setting up the inevitable sequel. Infinity Wars 2. Or maybe Beyond Infinity War. To Infinity Wars and Beyond?

Wil Wheaton, apparently.

A whining lolcow that strayed from the gentle pastures of MensLib, Wil Wheaton should be caressed on sight, and gently milked for more retardation than you can possibly imagine. Wil is the type of person to whine about fan-made Legos, cry about his self-diagnosed depression, and worry that Tyrone is being gentle with Wil's wife.

/u/masterlawlz, you missed a section on lolcows. Whip yourself, flog your bussy, and fix your mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Y6SUh8saQ

1. If you have an agenda, post it. We want to hear that shit.

 

SIGNS YOU SHOULD NOT POST IN /R/DRAMA

• You are unironically angry about something internet related.
• You are writing a long and boring political rant with no humor

We should all be lucky even you get to lazy to shitpost even harder.

Related,

I believe it may be possible to directly correlate ML's with text count. For example your assumed post's ML of 1.5, with half the text limit. This would also have the effect of setting an upper bound of 3 on ML's.

I'm unironically a male feminist but like everyone else on reddit, I've never actually read a book on feminism.

https://i.imgur.com/zWEv5Gp.jpg

Many people Faggots aspire to be moderators of this community but very few are ever deemed worthy sufficiently retarded.

FTFY

Lawz you missed something important. The refugees need to be told to not downvote the lolcows.

What the fuck dude; maybe next time you get the urge to vomit shit like this up you should go jerk off instead.

cannot take criticism near as well as she can take a dick.

M8, from what I seen on her videos she can't take a dick that well.

Rick and Morty. The show is unironically pretty good

Ooooh... Uh, nooooo it is not.

Arent we also not friends with SRD? I subbed there, and found out i belonged here, but I always see them hating on this sub. Is there a summary of the Jewdank story? Ive heard about her in different parts of reddit but never really got a story of why she was universally liked/hated.

r/Jewdank

Ahh, thank you very much.

Users of GamerGhazi, TwoX, TrollX, and SRS

How can you forget to include /r/GenitalCritters...

Rick and Morty. The show is unironically pretty good though tbh when you get past the edgy teen nihilism that may or may not be ironic.

Be honest: You ran out of pasta and we're hoping to get some for free, right?😗

"helping orphaned refugees" my ass. this white soyboy probably adopted this orphaned syrian boy to fuck his wife when he grows up to be a bull. I mean fuck, just look at the body language there. Look at all the tension and uncertainty going on there under the surface. The cuck is all tucked into himself, got his back arched downwards, fucking retreating into himself like the subby little worm he is. He's got his legs crossed - a feminine pose - and one foot is pointing out towards the photographer while the other foot is pointing in towards his (soon to be former) gf, which denotes that he's submissive, needy, and longing for escape from this situation. He's too much of a pussy to even maintain a coherent attitude towards this situation.

Meanwhile their bull is literally expanding, taking the high ground on the sofa, with his right foot pointed towards the girl. He's got enough social intelligence to correctly mirror the state of tension between his hosts, so he slouches his shoulders just a bit, lowers his hands down to waist level, but I mean look at his cheeky fuckin smirk there - he know's he's top dog and he's basking in it.

And the girl is just holding nothing back. She's leaning towards the bull with her whole fucking body, and lowering her head to him in submission. Her right ankle is pinned under her left knee, which implies some amount of restraint and second-guessing, but her lizard brain has clearly made up it's mind.

In a way, I almost feel bad for them. I'd be surprised if their relationship lasted more than a year after this experience, assuming she isn't already fucking their special guest.

It's capekino

This is unironically the gayest display of terminal autism I have ever read.

I'd rather shove /u/supergauntlet up my ass than read all this crap.

Can I get a TL;DR version of this pasta?

Also, there are some exceptions to who we hate. For example, I am a vegan and a feminist, and I am left alone. Why, you may ask, are certain allowances granted to her? Why is she allowed to get away with this? Because no here knows I exist.

milliliters is mL not ML dipshit, that's Megaliters

Rule 4) mods and power users that think they are funny and/or entertaining constantly shitpost. The only people that like it are the other mods and power users. Everyone else thinks they are a bunch of faggots.

I'm being serious. You're annoying as fuck.

Didn't read, lol

If you lack any kind of mental handicap and have an average IQ or higher, you are likely not a good fit for our community.

Oh, well I guess I should pack my things