You're fucking stupid or trying to remorseless destroy a breed of dog for fun. Either way stop spewing bullshit,please. I beg of you to at LEAST use solid facts.
That source is just outright lies. Please, go to Google. Type in Dog Bites by breeds. Ignore that one and click on any other link. You'll notice they all agree and dogbites.shit is an outlier. Weird, isn't it?
Almost like that dude that runs the site has a strong vested interest in spreading misinformation and lies to destroy pit bulls. (One probably fucked his mom or something) But hey that's just me not wanting to be manipulated.
For real, I know where I'm at and everything. But I ain't gonna suffer a retard telling lies in my drama. Get that weak shit outta here.
30+ breeds of dogs and mixes are incorrectly identified as “pit bulls”* in dog bite incidents, attributing the pit bull with an unfair and overstated number of incidents (*pit bull is not technically a dog breed; breeds that are commonly referred to as pit bulls in the U.S. are American Staffordshire Terrier, American Pit Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and American Bully)
So why isn't it fair to say that when people say pit bulls they really just mean these breeds, commonly grouped together as pitbulls? All three have bull in the name as well. When someone says pitbull they're thinking of all these different breeds. Like I don't know dogs very well, so how similar are the breeds that are lumped together under pitbull?
The characteristics of a pit bull are 1. Do they look like one?
Seriously, without getting very in depth, most places differentiate between the breeds. Usually by the shape of the head, there weight, and size.
Then ARL, for instance, simply asks if their head is box shaped and do they weigh over 40 pounds. If so, and not obviously a different breed, it's a pit.
The reason it's not fair is because they then lump many breeds together under one statistical category. If you compare the American Bulldog alone it's impossible to deny that they are far less aggressive then even the Border Collie or Rottweiler or Mastiff or Chihuahua. Popular perceptions are almost invariably retarded and based off of a show or two, but do you know anyone who considered Lassie a dangerous dog breed?
It would be like if I took all bite incidents from, Shar-peis, Shiba Inus, and fucking idk the Siamese cat, and claimed that the vicious Orientalese breed was attacking at ridiculous rates.
First of faggot, there's no specific breed called pitbull. The term pitbull is used for an number of breeds of fighting dogs which your link tries to skirt off by listing them as single breeds.
Here's another source, a clifton study that claims
pit bulls, Rottweilers, Presa Canarios and their mixes are responsible for 74% of attacks
I'd tell you to kys but knowing that you probably have a pibbie I'd say keep it close to you and your family
I just honestly don't even get what you're saying, because it's very stupid.
They list them as one (no they don't) and you're claiming that's obfuscating the stats in their favor?!? idk man you'd have to explain that one.
Because, that could only misrepresent the many breeds as being far more statistically dangerous than they actually are.
Also, where's your hate boners for the Rottweiler? They bite more per year than all of the different breeds that get labeled pit bull. And guess what. Shouldn't try to destroy them either.
The only people who go out of their way to point out that pits are a group of breeds are the ones who..
1) Want to try to hide the fact that pit bulls are, by far, the most violent breeds out there.
and/or
2) Don't understand that even when they break them down into the individual breeds that they are still the most violent breeds out there by a massive margin.
That's objectively wrong moron. Even counting the many breeds as one puts them at number 3-4. Tell me again how that's true, if we split up the 3rd spot they'd jump to number 1? That's fucking literally insane.
Every ugly trailer trash or ghetto rat mutt is labeled a "pitbull". Ban trailer trash and ghetto rats from owning dogs. In fact, if you don't take care of your yard, you shouldn't have a dog. Middle class respectability FTW, yo!
I'm on an Island in the Philippines no one is bringing it in here, also don't have a gun but I do have a daughter. I'd take my axe and behead one on the spot if it got anywhere remotely near my daughter. As far as hunting and killing them no I wouldn't do that.
They are murder machines and need to all be fixed. There's ways to eliminate them without murder. Aka not breeding them, and and make it illegal to own with heavy fines for owning them. Your the giant retard. You don't have to shoot them. You stop them from breeding.
I'm not the giant retard here, dude. You can go either way: shoot them dead, or stop them from breeding. Whatever way's more effective in eliminating the objects.
So go ahead and contact your government. Simple. Show them the facts, start riots, etcetera. Or, take action and cut off the balls yourself.
Once you're done with that, do the same to the two breeds that fucked and made pitbulls.
Done and done. Badabing badaboom.
If they're "murder machines", why keep them alive? That makes no sense.
Where I live the successfully eliminated them, what do know zero pitbull attacks. Things aren't so black and white like you seem to think. They're was no mass kill off of pit bulls same for Australia or England and close to 40 other countries where they are illegal. What do know zero causalities. I'm not some vigilante going around cutting off dog balls(dont need to anyway like I said they don't exist where I am), anyways don't know what your lady boner is for pitbulls are but seeing in the news recently about a two month old mauled and a 6 month dead. I don't know how you can defend these monsters.
Uh, how am I defending them here? If I say "KILL THEM ALL!", that's not defending them. That's being anti-pitbull through and through.
I don't think anything's stopping you from traveling to do this to others' pitbulls. There really isn't penalty (if you do it in the U.S., anyway). So slice away, my friend.
Or you could do a double whammy. Slice off the balls, shoot them dead. Killing two birds with one stone.
But you aren't anti-pitbull, you are trying to lure someone into advocating for their death so that you can then attack that person. Kind of like a fucking PITBULL.
You're a pitbull as well, honey. Luring me into your trap so you can then attack me and hope I off myself? That's a pitbull! And hypocrisy that you're so much like the animals you despise!
I'm not attacking anyone. But nice ASS...umptions.
acting like these soyboys would be able to break a dog's neck
They would probably first attempt to reason with it, explaining to it why its behavior is problematic.. When that fails they would then hop on tumblr and make a passive-aggressive comment toward the dog. When that doesn't work they will start organizing a protest against dog's not respecting them and making 20 cents more an hour.
I have nothing against pitbulls, but did you know that they commit 85% of violent crimes while composing only 10% of the canine population? These are just facts.
Hm, the numbers I find say 60% of attacks but only 5% of the population. By comparison, the second-worst breed, rottweilers, is responsible for 15% of attacks but 2% of the population.
This is a comedy sub, not /r/science. Are you going to go around correcting people for obvious comedy posts because some number is off and go "beepbeep does not compute."
In fact looking at your post history I'm not entirely convinced that you're not a robot programmed to smugly correct people.
"He's saying prejudice against pitbulls has the same roots as prejudice against black people. Pitbulls are seen as a "black" breed, and have the same racist propaganda used against it: it's unruly, aggressive, it stinks, is hard to kill, undisciplined and so on. If you question a person who's anti-pittie, you're very likely to find out he's a closet racist using the very same argumentation against a race that he uses against a breed so he can feel like he's the victim under the heel of scary murderous blacks."
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SWEET NANNY DOG PIBBLE. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BABY LOOKS TASTY DOGS CANT RESIST A TASTY SNACK GOD. THIS IS WHY I GO ON /r/Childfree CAUSE YOUR DUMB TASTY KID IS UPSETTING MY PIBBY WIBBY
It would probably be a good move to just get rid of the "baby must have cried" square. Very few people are going to make that argument, but people love pointing out instances where "gentler" breeds bit people.
Every time a pit argument ensue, someone inevitably links to that heavily biased site (creator literally bitten by a pit). Now google the website & scroll down a bit. It's like referencing Fox & Friends to back up Trump (or Mediamatters to counter).
Hmmm... It's almost like there's a pattern here...
I mean, the CDC shows the same data, if not more "biased" sounding because it tracks actual deaths. Which, by the way for pit bulls, is 100% more fatalities than the closest second.
It's twenty years old and shows a clear trend of "Pit bulls" (at least 4 separate breeds counted as one) attacking at a less frequent rate drastically by the 90's. Rottweiler overtook them, can I see more recent data that shows that trend didn't continue?
And stastically speaking that 1/1000 time is not because of the breed of dog, but because of the scenario that occured. A pitbull is not more inclined to attack than a golden retreiver is. Do you know what the pitbulls nickname is? "The Nanny Dog". I'm not kidding.
/u/EXGK, that is totally new evidence to me. After reading those claims I have completely changed my mind.
Just kidding. Normally I wouldn't explain sarcasm, but you seem like the type who needs the little things explained to them.
I would never let one of those disgusting creatures around me and my family. I mean do you know how hard it is to properly train them? I can't believe that people choose to have them. And by then I am talking about babies. Why are people out here choosing to have babies, knowing that it will piss off their poor precious pibble!
So why don't you kill the pee piddles. if you despise them soooooo much? No penalties, and it's two bullets to the head. I'm sure you have a handgun somewhere around there!
Or, just abuse it in any way you can. Again, no penalties.
Why do white people have a hard time believing that a dog bred for fighting and killing is dangerous? Like isn’t that just logical? Fucking whites always have to champion some shit.
Dog was historically used to fight off other dogs, then it became a huge problem when they started attacking cattle. At one point shooting any wild dogs was legal because of this one breed.
Damn it looks like the only way to survive one of those dogs attacking you is if other people intervene to save you. It's gotta be hard to fight off 120 lbs of angry dog.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-05-09
My pibble would never do such a thing it's clearly the fault of the owner, I mean come on pibbles are known as the nanny dog
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-05-09
Its a little known fact that the alternate ending to Mary Poppins involved Mary mauling the face of Jane Banks
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-05-09
just a spoonful of stitches....
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-05-09
"The medicine" = morphine
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-05-09
So you're saying that behind America's opiate problem is some innocent-looking British au-pair?
1 Ikea_Man 2018-05-09
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
Pee puddle nuttuh buttuhs are absolutely haram
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
Pitbulls are truly the "mayo" breed 😂😂😂
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-09
There's no such thing as white americans you tard
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
6% of American dog population
~50% of dog bites
Pretty sure those aren't mayo statistics, eddy boy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
pretty sure they're the mayo equivalent. Shooting up schools and mauling little children is too similar in terms of victims.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
A passive aggressive "k" is the whtest possible reply one can give. No wonder you have a problem with seeing pit bulls mauling children as "whte"
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
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1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-09
You suck now, go back to emojiposting
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
Only if you're white
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-05-09
LOL mayocide xDDDD epic
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-09
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1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-05-09
post bussy!!
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
I thought it was around 74%
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
I think that's with mixed pitbull breeds? I could be wrong but 74% seems like an inflated stat.
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
https://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2017.php
Also does one drop rule count in pibbies?
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
Hmmm. I'll be damned.
1 Lunardose 2018-05-09
You're fucking stupid or trying to remorseless destroy a breed of dog for fun. Either way stop spewing bullshit,please. I beg of you to at LEAST use solid facts.
That source is just outright lies. Please, go to Google. Type in Dog Bites by breeds. Ignore that one and click on any other link. You'll notice they all agree and dogbites.shit is an outlier. Weird, isn't it?
Almost like that dude that runs the site has a strong vested interest in spreading misinformation and lies to destroy pit bulls. (One probably fucked his mom or something) But hey that's just me not wanting to be manipulated.
For real, I know where I'm at and everything. But I ain't gonna suffer a retard telling lies in my drama. Get that weak shit outta here.
https://www.caninejournal.com/dog-bite-statistics/
In case you care to educate your dumbass
1 goatsedotcx 2018-05-09
So why isn't it fair to say that when people say pit bulls they really just mean these breeds, commonly grouped together as pitbulls? All three have bull in the name as well. When someone says pitbull they're thinking of all these different breeds. Like I don't know dogs very well, so how similar are the breeds that are lumped together under pitbull?
1 Lunardose 2018-05-09
The characteristics of a pit bull are 1. Do they look like one?
Seriously, without getting very in depth, most places differentiate between the breeds. Usually by the shape of the head, there weight, and size.
Then ARL, for instance, simply asks if their head is box shaped and do they weigh over 40 pounds. If so, and not obviously a different breed, it's a pit.
The reason it's not fair is because they then lump many breeds together under one statistical category. If you compare the American Bulldog alone it's impossible to deny that they are far less aggressive then even the Border Collie or Rottweiler or Mastiff or Chihuahua. Popular perceptions are almost invariably retarded and based off of a show or two, but do you know anyone who considered Lassie a dangerous dog breed?
It would be like if I took all bite incidents from, Shar-peis, Shiba Inus, and fucking idk the Siamese cat, and claimed that the vicious Orientalese breed was attacking at ridiculous rates.
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
First of faggot, there's no specific breed called pitbull. The term pitbull is used for an number of breeds of fighting dogs which your link tries to skirt off by listing them as single breeds.
Here's another source, a clifton study that claims
I'd tell you to kys but knowing that you probably have a pibbie I'd say keep it close to you and your family
1 Lunardose 2018-05-09
I just honestly don't even get what you're saying, because it's very stupid.
They list them as one (no they don't) and you're claiming that's obfuscating the stats in their favor?!? idk man you'd have to explain that one.
Because, that could only misrepresent the many breeds as being far more statistically dangerous than they actually are.
Also, where's your hate boners for the Rottweiler? They bite more per year than all of the different breeds that get labeled pit bull. And guess what. Shouldn't try to destroy them either.
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-05-09
The only people who go out of their way to point out that pits are a group of breeds are the ones who..
1) Want to try to hide the fact that pit bulls are, by far, the most violent breeds out there.
and/or
2) Don't understand that even when they break them down into the individual breeds that they are still the most violent breeds out there by a massive margin.
1 Lunardose 2018-05-09
That's objectively wrong moron. Even counting the many breeds as one puts them at number 3-4. Tell me again how that's true, if we split up the 3rd spot they'd jump to number 1? That's fucking literally insane.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-05-09
Dog bite fatalities. All dog breeds bite, pitbulls are just awesome at it.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-09
It's not the pibbles' fault, I blame stereotype threat
1 911roofer 2018-05-09
Every ugly trailer trash or ghetto rat mutt is labeled a "pitbull". Ban trailer trash and ghetto rats from owning dogs. In fact, if you don't take care of your yard, you shouldn't have a dog. Middle class respectability FTW, yo!
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
u/byebyeflutterpie
1 melokobeai 2018-05-09
"The baby was a bigot and deserved it"
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
This is the first cow I'm afraid to ping, what if she replies
1 SlackBabo 2018-05-09
More of a lolbull than a lolcow
1 Wordshark 2018-05-09
lolpibble
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-09
lol, for real. nutterpie messaged me back like two days after i shitposted in her general direction. this one has tenacity
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
Like a retarded pitbull
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Yep, that I do!
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-09
i like you
1 Dysiak 2018-05-09
Why does this person comment like a middle aged woman on facebook
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Believe me, I've seen middle-aged women comment on Facebook. I'm far from that.
1 MagicalUnibeefs 2018-05-09
Reeeeereeee where are you? Need milking?
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Rihanna is here, bitches! Sorry, I was busy on vacation with my husband in the gorgeous Caribbean.
By the way, I know you live in New York, DWK. That's whatcha get. Karma's a real bitch to the vagina, ain't it?
Aaaaaaaanyway, do you have my personal info? You haven't made a thread revealing it to the world yet. I'm waaaaaaaaitiiiiiing!
1 MagicalUnibeefs 2018-05-09
I post my location all over the fucking place on reddit and YOU STILL MANAGED TO GET IT WRONG
I don't care if people know where I live - you do. So me saying it will upset you, but not the other way around.
Who? Not even karma wants to be near your vagina.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Excellent pun, 100/10, fucking gold star for you.
Well, now I know you live in the United States. At least now I know! You reveal my location and I reveal yours!
Oh my god, you really don't have any brain cells do you?
"You thought you could get rid of me, didn't you? But no. I am too fucking autistic."
...
In the show: "Everything about him makes me happy."
DWK: "WELL TOO BAD! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
You would love this humor! You seem like just the girl for the job.
Hey, if I show a picture of it, I could get karma. Think about that.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Oh look, more pitbulls typing on computers!
Guys. C'mon. There's an easy solution to this shit. It's sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
...
Give up? Your handgun! Go out and shoot some pee piddles, gogogo! There's no penalty, no prison time, and in BSL places, it's perfectly legal!
C'mon. Upvote the lawlcow. Give me that sweet sweet karma.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
I'm living in a country that already banned pit bulls you sperg.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Hey DWK, nice to see ya!
But does your country legalize killing them because they're Hitlers?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
Kill them? They don't exist here.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
But some will smuggle them in. It's your job to kill them.
But what's stopping you from taking your gun and going into a non-BSL city and shooting all the pee piddles?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
I'm on an Island in the Philippines no one is bringing it in here, also don't have a gun but I do have a daughter. I'd take my axe and behead one on the spot if it got anywhere remotely near my daughter. As far as hunting and killing them no I wouldn't do that.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
So you're saying if it got near your daughter, you would kill it, but you wouldn't hunt and kill them for fun? Seems a bit contradictory.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
Are you legit retarded? Two different things are exactly the same?
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Killing pits wouldn't be fun for you but you're anti-pitbull?
Grow some brain cells, dude.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
They are murder machines and need to all be fixed. There's ways to eliminate them without murder. Aka not breeding them, and and make it illegal to own with heavy fines for owning them. Your the giant retard. You don't have to shoot them. You stop them from breeding.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
I'm not the giant retard here, dude. You can go either way: shoot them dead, or stop them from breeding. Whatever way's more effective in eliminating the objects.
So go ahead and contact your government. Simple. Show them the facts, start riots, etcetera. Or, take action and cut off the balls yourself.
Once you're done with that, do the same to the two breeds that fucked and made pitbulls.
Done and done. Badabing badaboom.
If they're "murder machines", why keep them alive? That makes no sense.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-09
Where I live the successfully eliminated them, what do know zero pitbull attacks. Things aren't so black and white like you seem to think. They're was no mass kill off of pit bulls same for Australia or England and close to 40 other countries where they are illegal. What do know zero causalities. I'm not some vigilante going around cutting off dog balls(dont need to anyway like I said they don't exist where I am), anyways don't know what your lady boner is for pitbulls are but seeing in the news recently about a two month old mauled and a 6 month dead. I don't know how you can defend these monsters.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Uh, how am I defending them here? If I say "KILL THEM ALL!", that's not defending them. That's being anti-pitbull through and through.
I don't think anything's stopping you from traveling to do this to others' pitbulls. There really isn't penalty (if you do it in the U.S., anyway). So slice away, my friend.
Or you could do a double whammy. Slice off the balls, shoot them dead. Killing two birds with one stone.
1 MagicalUnibeefs 2018-05-09
But you aren't anti-pitbull, you are trying to lure someone into advocating for their death so that you can then attack that person. Kind of like a fucking PITBULL.
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
You're a pitbull as well, honey. Luring me into your trap so you can then attack me and hope I off myself? That's a pitbull! And hypocrisy that you're so much like the animals you despise!
I'm not attacking anyone. But nice ASS...umptions.
1 MagicalUnibeefs 2018-05-09
Better, autistic
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Even better, cancerous!
1 GBPcoin 2018-05-09
notmypibble
1 EasySchmitty 2018-05-09
Rough week for pibble victims
BUT CHIHUAHUAS BITE MORE WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THEM?
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-05-09
I always have remind them that you can break a small dogs neck with zero effort, a pitbull breaks your neck
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-05-09
They would probably first attempt to reason with it, explaining to it why its behavior is problematic.. When that fails they would then hop on tumblr and make a passive-aggressive comment toward the dog. When that doesn't work they will start organizing a protest against dog's not respecting them and making 20 cents more an hour.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-09
That meme format straight up sucks
1 Wordshark 2018-05-09
Oh come on, that one is funny
1 Tetragrade 2018-05-09
ancap detected
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-05-09
Imagine owning a micro soydog that can't even murder a child. Pathetic.
1 bluttcoin 2018-05-09
I have nothing against pitbulls, but did you know that they commit 85% of violent crimes while composing only 10% of the canine population? These are just facts.
1 o11c 2018-05-09
Hm, the numbers I find say 60% of attacks but only 5% of the population. By comparison, the second-worst breed, rottweilers, is responsible for 15% of attacks but 2% of the population.
1 bluttcoin 2018-05-09
I guess you're not familiar with the reference. It's a play on some pol copypasta. See also: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5z8ivh/gamerghazi_melts_down_as_they_discuss_whether/dewfxbd/
1 o11c 2018-05-09
Doesn't look like a copypasta. So it has the effect of being pure misinformation.
1 bluttcoin 2018-05-09
This is a comedy sub, not /r/science. Are you going to go around correcting people for obvious comedy posts because some number is off and go "beep beep does not compute."
In fact looking at your post history I'm not entirely convinced that you're not a robot programmed to smugly correct people.
1 o11c 2018-05-09
Again with the "obvious".
And I'm not convinced either.
1 bluttcoin 2018-05-09
Well at least you're self-aware so maybe not. :)
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-09
Dogs and dogs owner were a mistake.
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
Just because we're hating the mayos of the dog world doesn't mean that your racist r/dogfree rethoric will get a free pass
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-09
Doggocide when ?
1 jPaolo 2018-05-09
Never soon enough.
1 point_shaver 2018-05-09
"We waitin' fo yu mufaccas!!"
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-09
Never
1 Boeing676 2018-05-09
Uh, i think it's the oppisote.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-09
Goldens are the whitest dogs that ever existed
1 Boeing676 2018-05-09
More accurate.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-05-09
I love my dog but strange animals honestly kinda terrify me. The thought of getting mauled to death is probably in my top few greatest fears
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-09
Doggo kill more people every years than tigers, lion or any big cat.
This is one of the many reasons cats are greater than dogs.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-05-09
That doesn’t say much because most Americans don’t have lions in their back yard
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-09
How many people die to cat (big or small). How many to dogs ?
Cats > Dogs.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-09
That's because most house cats weigh <20 lbs. You could just punt them if they tried to kill you.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-09
So are chihuaha, yet they still kill hundreds.
1 FROTT-DADDY-RON-11 2018-05-09
"He's saying prejudice against pitbulls has the same roots as prejudice against black people. Pitbulls are seen as a "black" breed, and have the same racist propaganda used against it: it's unruly, aggressive, it stinks, is hard to kill, undisciplined and so on. If you question a person who's anti-pittie, you're very likely to find out he's a closet racist using the very same argumentation against a race that he uses against a breed so he can feel like he's the victim under the heel of scary murderous blacks."
WOKE AF.
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-05-09
I already had autism, but reading that would have done me in anyway
1 Dark-Grey-Castle 2018-05-09
It's also the mascot of every self proclaimed trailer trash person I know.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-05-09
being a pitbull is a choice
1 FROTT-DADDY-RON-11 2018-05-09
That is sexual harassment!
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-09
I like how he took a lot of words just to say "A group of people that really hate pitbulls associate them with black people and hate them too."
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-05-09
More words = smarter = more appealing to leddit
1 Plexipus 2018-05-09
What percent of dog bites are caused by black people?
1 EasySchmitty 2018-05-09
/u/spekt50
/u/ReverandT
/u/UrALittleWoodenTwat
Congratulations! Your contributions have earned a double bingo!
That said, what is the most efficient way to feed toddlers to your pibble? Mine enjoys the taste of fear so he gives chase to them for a bit.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-09
"Baby must have cried"
Oh god. I'm dyin'.
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-09
I thought I saw gsd and doberman one too
1 Dysiak 2018-05-09
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SWEET NANNY DOG PIBBLE. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BABY LOOKS TASTY DOGS CANT RESIST A TASTY SNACK GOD. THIS IS WHY I GO ON /r/Childfree CAUSE YOUR DUMB TASTY KID IS UPSETTING MY PIBBY WIBBY
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-05-09
Do you have an unfilled out version of the bingo?
1 EasySchmitty 2018-05-09
Yea
http://imgur.com/JTDehXH
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-05-09
Thanks
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-05-09
pfff, missing an "I know a vicious golden!" tile.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-05-09
Switch out "baby must have cried" for "I know a golden retriever hellhound" and you'd have a double bingo.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-09
It would probably be a good move to just get rid of the "baby must have cried" square. Very few people are going to make that argument, but people love pointing out instances where "gentler" breeds bit people.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-05-09
Hawt
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-05-09
Hmmm... It's almost like there's a pattern here...
1 rcinmd 2018-05-09
I mean, the CDC shows the same data, if not more "biased" sounding because it tracks actual deaths. Which, by the way for pit bulls, is 100% more fatalities than the closest second.
1 Lunardose 2018-05-09
It's twenty years old and shows a clear trend of "Pit bulls" (at least 4 separate breeds counted as one) attacking at a less frequent rate drastically by the 90's. Rottweiler overtook them, can I see more recent data that shows that trend didn't continue?
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-05-09
take my baby and my pitbull to watch the softball match.
1 Boeing676 2018-05-09
/r/mde is always right
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-09
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGn25URIss8
1 gergerherher 2018-05-09
Lol
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-05-09
/u/EXGK, that is totally new evidence to me. After reading those claims I have completely changed my mind.
Just kidding. Normally I wouldn't explain sarcasm, but you seem like the type who needs the little things explained to them.
1 TrannyPornO 2018-05-09
Fundamental Dogtribution Error
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-05-09
/u/byebyeflutterpie
I would never let one of those disgusting creatures around me and my family. I mean do you know how hard it is to properly train them? I can't believe that people choose to have them. And by then I am talking about babies. Why are people out here choosing to have babies, knowing that it will piss off their poor precious pibble!
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
So why don't you kill the pee piddles. if you despise them soooooo much? No penalties, and it's two bullets to the head. I'm sure you have a handgun somewhere around there!
Or, just abuse it in any way you can. Again, no penalties.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-05-09
No no my friend please read my ocmment more carefully. It's not the pibblies that I want dead 🤢
1 ByeByeFlutterPie 2018-05-09
Well, your "poor precious pibble" comment threw me off. I thought it was sarcasm.
Still, if it's the babies you want dead...abortion can fix that!
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-05-09
Are you advocating post birth abortion?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
Reading comp and critical thinking are most definitely not her strong suits
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-05-09
Hashtag notallpitbulls
1 PORTMANTEAU-BOT 2018-05-09
Hashtallpitbulls.
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1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-05-09
Jesus Christ this bot really puts the poor in portmanteau.
1 hlary 2018-05-09
do anti pitbull posts count as agenda posts now?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
As of right now, yes
1 siskonaut 2018-05-09
Fuck pitbulls.
1 hlary 2018-05-09
Fuck u boi
1 911roofer 2018-05-09
You're not raping my dog, and THAT'S FINAL!!!
1 Sober_Sloth 2018-05-09
Why do white people have a hard time believing that a dog bred for fighting and killing is dangerous? Like isn’t that just logical? Fucking whites always have to champion some shit.
1 jasos-2005 2018-05-09
I like to show people this wikipedia page when they tell me this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perro_de_Presa_Canario
Dog was historically used to fight off other dogs, then it became a huge problem when they started attacking cattle. At one point shooting any wild dogs was legal because of this one breed.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-09
Damn it looks like the only way to survive one of those dogs attacking you is if other people intervene to save you. It's gotta be hard to fight off 120 lbs of angry dog.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-05-09
this is unironically political correctness gone too far
Like holy fuck you can’t make generalizations about an animal when it kills people because it’s offensive
1 point_shaver 2018-05-09
Pibbles with 'sock feet' are the cutest.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2018-05-09
And another one
- DJ Khaled
1 PeanutButterMouth 2018-05-09
I made an instagram for my pit bulls and cat. :)
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-05-09
u/ByeByeFlutterPie give us your hot take on this
1 o11c 2018-05-09
Most interesting thing I found while researching this:
No idea if it adds up (since it was found on a pro-pitbull page) but it's funny.