Breed of peace strikes again

105  2018-05-09 by SeaHalf

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My pibble would never do such a thing it's clearly the fault of the owner, I mean come on pibbles are known as the nanny dog

Its a little known fact that the alternate ending to Mary Poppins involved Mary mauling the face of Jane Banks

just a spoonful of stitches....

"The medicine" = morphine

So you're saying that behind America's opiate problem is some innocent-looking British au-pair?

pibblespibblespibblespibblespibblespibblespibbles

Pee puddle nuttuh buttuhs are absolutely haram

Pitbulls attacking children

wh*te "people" shooting up schools full of children

Pitbulls are truly the "mayo" breed 😂😂😂

There's no such thing as white americans you tard

6% of American dog population

~50% of dog bites

Pretty sure those aren't mayo statistics, eddy boy.

not accounting for pitbull privilege

pretty sure they're the mayo equivalent. Shooting up schools and mauling little children is too similar in terms of victims.

K

A passive aggressive "k" is the whtest possible reply one can give. No wonder you have a problem with seeing pit bulls mauling children as "whte"

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m a y o f r a g i l i t y

You suck now, go back to emojiposting

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Kiss your sister? 🙈🙈🙈

Only if you're white

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I thought it was around 74%

I think that's with mixed pitbull breeds? I could be wrong but 74% seems like an inflated stat.

https://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2017.php

Also does one drop rule count in pibbies?

Hmmm. I'll be damned.

You're fucking stupid or trying to remorseless destroy a breed of dog for fun. Either way stop spewing bullshit,please. I beg of you to at LEAST use solid facts.

That source is just outright lies. Please, go to Google. Type in Dog Bites by breeds. Ignore that one and click on any other link. You'll notice they all agree and dogbites.shit is an outlier. Weird, isn't it?

Almost like that dude that runs the site has a strong vested interest in spreading misinformation and lies to destroy pit bulls. (One probably fucked his mom or something) But hey that's just me not wanting to be manipulated.

For real, I know where I'm at and everything. But I ain't gonna suffer a retard telling lies in my drama. Get that weak shit outta here.

https://www.caninejournal.com/dog-bite-statistics/

In case you care to educate your dumbass

30+ breeds of dogs and mixes are incorrectly identified as “pit bulls”* in dog bite incidents, attributing the pit bull with an unfair and overstated number of incidents (*pit bull is not technically a dog breed; breeds that are commonly referred to as pit bulls in the U.S. are American Staffordshire Terrier, American Pit Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and American Bully)

So why isn't it fair to say that when people say pit bulls they really just mean these breeds, commonly grouped together as pitbulls? All three have bull in the name as well. When someone says pitbull they're thinking of all these different breeds. Like I don't know dogs very well, so how similar are the breeds that are lumped together under pitbull?

The characteristics of a pit bull are 1. Do they look like one?

Seriously, without getting very in depth, most places differentiate between the breeds. Usually by the shape of the head, there weight, and size.

Then ARL, for instance, simply asks if their head is box shaped and do they weigh over 40 pounds. If so, and not obviously a different breed, it's a pit.

The reason it's not fair is because they then lump many breeds together under one statistical category. If you compare the American Bulldog alone it's impossible to deny that they are far less aggressive then even the Border Collie or Rottweiler or Mastiff or Chihuahua. Popular perceptions are almost invariably retarded and based off of a show or two, but do you know anyone who considered Lassie a dangerous dog breed?

It would be like if I took all bite incidents from, Shar-peis, Shiba Inus, and fucking idk the Siamese cat, and claimed that the vicious Orientalese breed was attacking at ridiculous rates.

First of faggot, there's no specific breed called pitbull. The term pitbull is used for an number of breeds of fighting dogs which your link tries to skirt off by listing them as single breeds.

Here's another source, a clifton study that claims

pit bulls, Rottweilers, Presa Canarios and their mixes are responsible for 74% of attacks

I'd tell you to kys but knowing that you probably have a pibbie I'd say keep it close to you and your family

I just honestly don't even get what you're saying, because it's very stupid.

They list them as one (no they don't) and you're claiming that's obfuscating the stats in their favor?!? idk man you'd have to explain that one.

Because, that could only misrepresent the many breeds as being far more statistically dangerous than they actually are.

Also, where's your hate boners for the Rottweiler? They bite more per year than all of the different breeds that get labeled pit bull. And guess what. Shouldn't try to destroy them either.

The only people who go out of their way to point out that pits are a group of breeds are the ones who..

1) Want to try to hide the fact that pit bulls are, by far, the most violent breeds out there.

and/or

2) Don't understand that even when they break them down into the individual breeds that they are still the most violent breeds out there by a massive margin.

That's objectively wrong moron. Even counting the many breeds as one puts them at number 3-4. Tell me again how that's true, if we split up the 3rd spot they'd jump to number 1? That's fucking literally insane.

Dog bite fatalities. All dog breeds bite, pitbulls are just awesome at it.

It's not the pibbles' fault, I blame stereotype threat

Every ugly trailer trash or ghetto rat mutt is labeled a "pitbull". Ban trailer trash and ghetto rats from owning dogs. In fact, if you don't take care of your yard, you shouldn't have a dog. Middle class respectability FTW, yo!

u/byebyeflutterpie

"The baby was a bigot and deserved it"

This is the first cow I'm afraid to ping, what if she replies

More of a lolbull than a lolcow

lolpibble

lol, for real. nutterpie messaged me back like two days after i shitposted in her general direction. this one has tenacity

Like a retarded pitbull

Yep, that I do!

i like you

Why does this person comment like a middle aged woman on facebook

Believe me, I've seen middle-aged women comment on Facebook. I'm far from that.

Reeeeereeee where are you? Need milking?

Rihanna is here, bitches! Sorry, I was busy on vacation with my husband in the gorgeous Caribbean.

By the way, I know you live in New York, DWK. That's whatcha get. Karma's a real bitch to the vagina, ain't it?

Aaaaaaaanyway, do you have my personal info? You haven't made a thread revealing it to the world yet. I'm waaaaaaaaitiiiiiing!

I post my location all over the fucking place on reddit and YOU STILL MANAGED TO GET IT WRONG

I don't care if people know where I live - you do. So me saying it will upset you, but not the other way around.

reeeeeeeeeeeeee dwk

Who? Not even karma wants to be near your vagina.

Edit: 👆☝️👆 here is your sacrificial lolbeefs, r/drama

Excellent pun, 100/10, fucking gold star for you.

I post my location all over the fucking place on reddit and YOU STILL MANAGED TO GET IT WRONG

Well, now I know you live in the United States. At least now I know! You reveal my location and I reveal yours!

Who? Not even karma wants to be near your vagina.

Oh my god, you really don't have any brain cells do you?

"You thought you could get rid of me, didn't you? But no. I am too fucking autistic."

...

In the show: "Everything about him makes me happy."

DWK: "WELL TOO BAD! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

You would love this humor! You seem like just the girl for the job.

Not even karma wants to be near your vagina.

Hey, if I show a picture of it, I could get karma. Think about that.

Oh look, more pitbulls typing on computers!

Guys. C'mon. There's an easy solution to this shit. It's sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

...

Give up? Your handgun! Go out and shoot some pee piddles, gogogo! There's no penalty, no prison time, and in BSL places, it's perfectly legal!

C'mon. Upvote the lawlcow. Give me that sweet sweet karma.

I'm living in a country that already banned pit bulls you sperg.

Hey DWK, nice to see ya!

But does your country legalize killing them because they're Hitlers?

Kill them? They don't exist here.

But some will smuggle them in. It's your job to kill them.

But what's stopping you from taking your gun and going into a non-BSL city and shooting all the pee piddles?

I'm on an Island in the Philippines no one is bringing it in here, also don't have a gun but I do have a daughter. I'd take my axe and behead one on the spot if it got anywhere remotely near my daughter. As far as hunting and killing them no I wouldn't do that.

So you're saying if it got near your daughter, you would kill it, but you wouldn't hunt and kill them for fun? Seems a bit contradictory.

Are you legit retarded? Two different things are exactly the same?

Killing pits wouldn't be fun for you but you're anti-pitbull?

Grow some brain cells, dude.

They are murder machines and need to all be fixed. There's ways to eliminate them without murder. Aka not breeding them, and and make it illegal to own with heavy fines for owning them. Your the giant retard. You don't have to shoot them. You stop them from breeding.

I'm not the giant retard here, dude. You can go either way: shoot them dead, or stop them from breeding. Whatever way's more effective in eliminating the objects.

So go ahead and contact your government. Simple. Show them the facts, start riots, etcetera. Or, take action and cut off the balls yourself.

Once you're done with that, do the same to the two breeds that fucked and made pitbulls.

Done and done. Badabing badaboom.

If they're "murder machines", why keep them alive? That makes no sense.

Where I live the successfully eliminated them, what do know zero pitbull attacks. Things aren't so black and white like you seem to think. They're was no mass kill off of pit bulls same for Australia or England and close to 40 other countries where they are illegal. What do know zero causalities. I'm not some vigilante going around cutting off dog balls(dont need to anyway like I said they don't exist where I am), anyways don't know what your lady boner is for pitbulls are but seeing in the news recently about a two month old mauled and a 6 month dead. I don't know how you can defend these monsters.

Uh, how am I defending them here? If I say "KILL THEM ALL!", that's not defending them. That's being anti-pitbull through and through.

I don't think anything's stopping you from traveling to do this to others' pitbulls. There really isn't penalty (if you do it in the U.S., anyway). So slice away, my friend.

Or you could do a double whammy. Slice off the balls, shoot them dead. Killing two birds with one stone.

But you aren't anti-pitbull, you are trying to lure someone into advocating for their death so that you can then attack that person. Kind of like a fucking PITBULL.

You're a pitbull as well, honey. Luring me into your trap so you can then attack me and hope I off myself? That's a pitbull! And hypocrisy that you're so much like the animals you despise!

I'm not attacking anyone. But nice ASS...umptions.

Better, autistic

Even better, cancerous!

notmypibble

Rough week for pibble victims

BUT CHIHUAHUAS BITE MORE WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THEM?

I always have remind them that you can break a small dogs neck with zero effort, a pitbull breaks your neck

acting like these soyboys would be able to break a dog's neck

They would probably first attempt to reason with it, explaining to it why its behavior is problematic.. When that fails they would then hop on tumblr and make a passive-aggressive comment toward the dog. When that doesn't work they will start organizing a protest against dog's not respecting them and making 20 cents more an hour.

That meme format straight up sucks

Oh come on, that one is funny

ancap detected

Imagine owning a micro soydog that can't even murder a child. Pathetic.

I have nothing against pitbulls, but did you know that they commit 85% of violent crimes while composing only 10% of the canine population? These are just facts.

Hm, the numbers I find say 60% of attacks but only 5% of the population. By comparison, the second-worst breed, rottweilers, is responsible for 15% of attacks but 2% of the population.

I guess you're not familiar with the reference. It's a play on some pol copypasta. See also: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5z8ivh/gamerghazi_melts_down_as_they_discuss_whether/dewfxbd/

Doesn't look like a copypasta. So it has the effect of being pure misinformation.

This is a comedy sub, not /r/science. Are you going to go around correcting people for obvious comedy posts because some number is off and go "beep beep does not compute."

In fact looking at your post history I'm not entirely convinced that you're not a robot programmed to smugly correct people.

Again with the "obvious".

And I'm not convinced either.

And I'm not convinced either.

Well at least you're self-aware so maybe not. :)

Dogs and dogs owner were a mistake.

Just because we're hating the mayos of the dog world doesn't mean that your racist r/dogfree rethoric will get a free pass

Doggocide when ?

Never soon enough.

"We waitin' fo yu mufaccas!!"

  • Asian people

Never

mayos of the dog world

Uh, i think it's the oppisote.

golden retrievers not being the mayos of the dog world

Goldens are the whitest dogs that ever existed

More accurate.

I love my dog but strange animals honestly kinda terrify me. The thought of getting mauled to death is probably in my top few greatest fears

Doggo kill more people every years than tigers, lion or any big cat.

This is one of the many reasons cats are greater than dogs.

That doesn’t say much because most Americans don’t have lions in their back yard

How many people die to cat (big or small). How many to dogs ?

Cats > Dogs.

That's because most house cats weigh <20 lbs. You could just punt them if they tried to kill you.

So are chihuaha, yet they still kill hundreds.

"He's saying prejudice against pitbulls has the same roots as prejudice against black people. Pitbulls are seen as a "black" breed, and have the same racist propaganda used against it: it's unruly, aggressive, it stinks, is hard to kill, undisciplined and so on. If you question a person who's anti-pittie, you're very likely to find out he's a closet racist using the very same argumentation against a race that he uses against a breed so he can feel like he's the victim under the heel of scary murderous blacks."

WOKE AF.

I already had autism, but reading that would have done me in anyway

It's also the mascot of every self proclaimed trailer trash person I know.

being a pitbull is a choice

That is sexual harassment!

I like how he took a lot of words just to say "A group of people that really hate pitbulls associate them with black people and hate them too."

More words = smarter = more appealing to leddit

What percent of dog bites are caused by black people?

/u/spekt50

/u/ReverandT

/u/UrALittleWoodenTwat

Congratulations! Your contributions have earned a double bingo!

That said, what is the most efficient way to feed toddlers to your pibble? Mine enjoys the taste of fear so he gives chase to them for a bit.

"Baby must have cried"

Oh god. I'm dyin'.

I thought I saw gsd and doberman one too

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SWEET NANNY DOG PIBBLE. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BABY LOOKS TASTY DOGS CANT RESIST A TASTY SNACK GOD. THIS IS WHY I GO ON /r/Childfree CAUSE YOUR DUMB TASTY KID IS UPSETTING MY PIBBY WIBBY

Do you have an unfilled out version of the bingo?

Thanks

pfff, missing an "I know a vicious golden!" tile.

Switch out "baby must have cried" for "I know a golden retriever hellhound" and you'd have a double bingo.

It would probably be a good move to just get rid of the "baby must have cried" square. Very few people are going to make that argument, but people love pointing out instances where "gentler" breeds bit people.

Obese facebook wine moms

Hawt

Every time a pit argument ensue, someone inevitably links to that heavily biased site (creator literally bitten by a pit). Now google the website & scroll down a bit. It's like referencing Fox & Friends to back up Trump (or Mediamatters to counter).

Hmmm... It's almost like there's a pattern here...

I mean, the CDC shows the same data, if not more "biased" sounding because it tracks actual deaths. Which, by the way for pit bulls, is 100% more fatalities than the closest second.

It's twenty years old and shows a clear trend of "Pit bulls" (at least 4 separate breeds counted as one) attacking at a less frequent rate drastically by the 90's. Rottweiler overtook them, can I see more recent data that shows that trend didn't continue?

take my baby and my pitbull to watch the softball match.

/r/mde is always right

Taiylein

Lol

And stastically speaking that 1/1000 time is not because of the breed of dog, but because of the scenario that occured. A pitbull is not more inclined to attack than a golden retreiver is. Do you know what the pitbulls nickname is? "The Nanny Dog". I'm not kidding.

/u/EXGK, that is totally new evidence to me. After reading those claims I have completely changed my mind.

Just kidding. Normally I wouldn't explain sarcasm, but you seem like the type who needs the little things explained to them.

Fundamental Dogtribution Error

/u/byebyeflutterpie

I would never let one of those disgusting creatures around me and my family. I mean do you know how hard it is to properly train them? I can't believe that people choose to have them. And by then I am talking about babies. Why are people out here choosing to have babies, knowing that it will piss off their poor precious pibble!

So why don't you kill the pee piddles. if you despise them soooooo much? No penalties, and it's two bullets to the head. I'm sure you have a handgun somewhere around there!

Or, just abuse it in any way you can. Again, no penalties.

No no my friend please read my ocmment more carefully. It's not the pibblies that I want dead 🤢

Well, your "poor precious pibble" comment threw me off. I thought it was sarcasm.

Still, if it's the babies you want dead...abortion can fix that!

Are you advocating post birth abortion?

Reading comp and critical thinking are most definitely not her strong suits

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Jesus Christ this bot really puts the poor in portmanteau.

no drama

do anti pitbull posts count as agenda posts now?

As of right now, yes

Fuck pitbulls.

Fuck u boi

You're not raping my dog, and THAT'S FINAL!!!

Why do white people have a hard time believing that a dog bred for fighting and killing is dangerous? Like isn’t that just logical? Fucking whites always have to champion some shit.

I like to show people this wikipedia page when they tell me this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perro_de_Presa_Canario

Dog was historically used to fight off other dogs, then it became a huge problem when they started attacking cattle. At one point shooting any wild dogs was legal because of this one breed.

Damn it looks like the only way to survive one of those dogs attacking you is if other people intervene to save you. It's gotta be hard to fight off 120 lbs of angry dog.

this is unironically political correctness gone too far

Like holy fuck you can’t make generalizations about an animal when it kills people because it’s offensive

Pibbles with 'sock feet' are the cutest.

And another one

- DJ Khaled

I made an instagram for my pit bulls and cat. :)

u/ByeByeFlutterPie give us your hot take on this

Most interesting thing I found while researching this:

Chances of death by a real dog: 1 in 116,448

Chances of death by a hot dog: 1 in 3,375

No idea if it adds up (since it was found on a pro-pitbull page) but it's funny.