I posted a giveaway for 2 months of Xbox Live on r/Xboxone. Feel free to join in the contest.

38  2018-05-12 by HodorTheDoorHolder

23 comments

This is not meant to be a shitpost brigade. I am seriously giving away 2 months of Xbox Live for the best answer to my essay question.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

essay question

😂

I can't tell if this is ironic or not.

It’s unironic sadly

not shitpost

Xbox

Yeah not falling for that shit.

Lol gay

Fuck off you Micro$hill before I bring down the wrath of /r/hailcorporate!!!!

Video games are for pre-pubescent children and adult simulators for real life jobs, like flying a plane.

Anything other than that, you need to step outside.

Fortnite is literally weaponized Minecraft.

Literally weaponized autism

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Perfection

Hi, I'm just a plain and simple man. I don't own an Xbox and until 2 minutes ago I didn't know what Fortnite was. But after searching for Fortnite on Bing and searching my soul, I can confidently say that Fortnite is an abomination unto the Lord.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fortnite+&FORM=HDRSC2

Notice how every image is washed in purple. This is a classic homosexual normalization and recruitment tactic.

http://picsnook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fortnite-game-2017.jpg

This image specifically shows one man surrounded by 6 lesbians. The man is obviously supposed to be some joe six pack archetype and his smile is intended to send the message that he is ok with, even happy about, the moral degeneracy playing itself out around him. That's how he feels, that's how you're supposed to feel.

Now, you may think this is no big deal. After all, you're enlightened, modern person who thinks your neighbors personal depravity is simply their own business.

But as Timothy 1:8-11 reminds us -

We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.

This is just the beginning.

It starts out with a little harmless homo love and then you're awash in liars, kin slayers and slave traders.

Not today Hollywood.

QED

AMEN

Lesbian sex isn't real sex, so condemnations don't apply to them. In other words, lesbians are totes magotes.

Even with a strap on or anal fisting?

Nobody wants your degenerate neet bux.

Yes you do poor person

Poor fags will be poor fags

can u do one for ps4?

There's a monthly pay thing for PS4?

yeah but I convinced mummy to pay by the year for mine

XBone is for functional adults, ty very much.

I'll stay with my PS4.

Xbox is subscription based?

For the online portion yes

thanks pal-o

PUBG or get out REEEEEEEE