Hi, I'm just a plain and simple man. I don't own an Xbox and until 2 minutes ago I didn't know what Fortnite was. But after searching for Fortnite on Bing and searching my soul, I can confidently say that Fortnite is an abomination unto the Lord.
This image specifically shows one man surrounded by 6 lesbians. The man is obviously supposed to be some joe six pack archetype and his smile is intended to send the message that he is ok with, even happy about, the moral degeneracy playing itself out around him. That's how he feels, that's how you're supposed to feel.
Now, you may think this is no big deal. After all, you're enlightened, modern person who thinks your neighbors personal depravity is simply their own business.
But as Timothy 1:8-11 reminds us -
We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.
This is just the beginning.
It starts out with a little harmless homo love and then you're awash in liars, kin slayers and slave traders.
23 comments
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-12
This is not meant to be a shitpost brigade. I am seriously giving away 2 months of Xbox Live for the best answer to my essay question.
1 LightUmbra 2018-05-12
GO FUCK YOURSELF
1 shallowm 2018-05-12
😂
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-12
I can't tell if this is ironic or not.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-12
It’s unironic sadly
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-05-12
Yeah not falling for that shit.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-05-12
Lol gay
1 nanonan 2018-05-12
Fuck off you Micro$hill before I bring down the wrath of /r/hailcorporate!!!!
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-05-12
Video games are for pre-pubescent children and adult simulators for real life jobs, like flying a plane.
Anything other than that, you need to step outside.
1 GoblinVapes 2018-05-12
Fortnite is literally weaponized Minecraft.
Literally weaponized autism
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-12
Perfection
1 jorio 2018-05-12
Hi, I'm just a plain and simple man. I don't own an Xbox and until 2 minutes ago I didn't know what Fortnite was. But after searching for Fortnite on Bing and searching my soul, I can confidently say that Fortnite is an abomination unto the Lord.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fortnite+&FORM=HDRSC2
Notice how every image is washed in purple. This is a classic homosexual normalization and recruitment tactic.
http://picsnook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fortnite-game-2017.jpg
This image specifically shows one man surrounded by 6 lesbians. The man is obviously supposed to be some joe six pack archetype and his smile is intended to send the message that he is ok with, even happy about, the moral degeneracy playing itself out around him. That's how he feels, that's how you're supposed to feel.
Now, you may think this is no big deal. After all, you're enlightened, modern person who thinks your neighbors personal depravity is simply their own business.
But as Timothy 1:8-11 reminds us -
This is just the beginning.
It starts out with a little harmless homo love and then you're awash in liars, kin slayers and slave traders.
Not today Hollywood.
QED
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-12
AMEN
1 Yiin 2018-05-12
Lesbian sex isn't real sex, so condemnations don't apply to them. In other words, lesbians are totes magotes.
1 backltrack 2018-05-12
Even with a strap on or anal fisting?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-12
Nobody wants your degenerate neet bux.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-12
Yes you do poor person
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-12
Poor fags will be poor fags
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-05-12
can u do one for ps4?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-12
There's a monthly pay thing for PS4?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-05-12
yeah but I convinced mummy to pay by the year for mine
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-12
XBone is for functional adults, ty very much.
I'll stay with my PS4.
1 snallygaster 2018-05-12
Xbox is subscription based?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-12
For the online portion yes
1 INCELIUS-DANKUS 2018-05-12
thanks pal-o
1 SJCards 2018-05-12
PUBG or get out REEEEEEEE