Boy meets girl playing vidya, makes a nice but cheesy facebookesque post about it. r/gaming loses its mind as a swarm of incels, nice guys, chads and chuds descend upon the thread.

135  2018-05-16 by Oh_hamburgers_

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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That's a creepy af title in that post.

It's on r/gaming though so, like, cmon

I think they're cute ๐Ÿ˜

As a Male Feminist I'm deeply offended at this blantant support of Patriarchal elements this man is carrying out.

Wow are you a male feminist?

Yes, I do believe Women are superior to Men.

How do you feel about vaginas?

Hoping for a troll but you never know these days so here we go:

Feminism - Noun - the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes.

Got it? Let's try that one more time

Feminism - Noun - the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes.

Language is a beautiful thing, you should learn the meaning of the words you use.

That's MRA language, and don't worry, I've already got you respond tagged as the bigot you are.

You're entitled to your opinion, it's 2018 and cuckold bottoms can have opinions too.

Wow, using cuck as an insult, just one example of your patterned alt-right male fragility and men's inferiority to women.

dude what do you look like? can you post a picture please?

We wanna see your face!!! (Chappelle show reference)

I can post a face pic because I could use that energy elsewhere to fight the patriachy

righhtttt (Dr. Evil voice)

Oh hey congrats on the girlfriend

hey thanks!

Interesting comment

0/10 bad troll

Why are you linking to some comment where I accused someone of not being a feminist?

Feminists use the word "fag" now?

Still a bad troll bud, you have 1 comment left from me before I'm completely bored with you. I know it goes against your personality but try to make it interesting. Also troll or not your, response time and the way you talk tells me that I would laugh HARD if you actually posted a picture of yourself.

๐Ÿ˜ฎOh, ๐Ÿ˜ฌummmm, ๐Ÿค”I'm gay and we're trying to reclaim the word?

idk what MRA is but I bet its like something along the lines of "men created language"

Some sexes are more equal than the other tho.

hahaha wow. do you ever smile?

It takes 43 muscles to smile, and that would mean 43 of my muscle we're working to smile instead of fighting the patriachy, so no. ๐Ÿ˜

take a vacation, I'm a taken man now or I would offer to take you on a vacation. ... and I just remembered your a dude (very weird feeling going on now) .. although you are not a dude right your a male women rightist? no male feminist

idk anways, its ok you don't have to smile or send a pic, just lighten up and enjoy life! you are only what you surround yourself

and I just remembered your a dude (very weird feeling going on now)

if u value your gf dont stay on /r/drama, within a week you'll be advocating for white genocide within dicksucking sessions

As a male Feminist

Sexual assault is not cool man.

I've had friends who met girls via games and met up IRL. It's kinda sweet really.

Lol at people who meet online, fucking GROSS ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

Come on, don't be like that. We're all waiting for pictures of you and LadyVetinari together in Dublin. ๐Ÿ˜˜

Dang you should have said Chesney, here you go ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Fucking lol, I love your posts.

Oh cmon dont be shy honey ๐Ÿค—

/u/theequimanthorn this is us ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Oh my god girl you are looking fabulous! I bet /u/ChaddingTater barely survived the honeymoon. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Thanks boo ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…

My southern princess ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜

thanks man I always thought so too

Hey you're the dude from the post.

Congrats and I hope things go well for you.

thanks! :)

I can just picture that guy asking his gf nervously if the title is ok a few times before posting because he didn't want to objectify her ๐Ÿ˜‚

That would be admirably

"I wanna tell this super cringey joke that kinda involves posting a picture of us, is that okay?"

I mean, considering that Reddit and gamers are the absolute worst thing int he world that's a totally reasonable thing to do.

When youre a 2 and you lock up a soft 5, you better mind your ps and qs

A 2 is like one st e p above quasimodo. Dude's at least a 3.

Quasimodo is a two. All white, non-Tay-Tay gussy is one by default.

I would say he's a solid 7.5 at least. He's a bit rough on the edges, sure, but nothing a good clipper can't fix.

from his responses he has a good sense of humor, that can make up for a lot

Yeah, he got a thick skin. Honestly that guy seems like he is right up my alley. Would drink and grill and teach the white boy how to dance merengue any day.

he isn't a 7 for a dude, a 7 is like 2 points above completely average. that is an absurdly high rating. he isn't a circus freak either, i'd put him about a 5-6. he could reach 7 if he lost weight maybe.

What

if that guy is a 7.5 i am a 9

Unless you got a BMI between 18 and 25, good musculature, perfect teeth and such, you might be an 8 at best.

that is only what it takes to be a 8? jesus christ people get some standards

No, it's because you include those whose job is to look good. Models, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, etc. I don't include them. They're a class apart. Anybody can be like them with enough money and time. Heck they have multiple people working on their appearance.

Normal guys like you and me, it's another story. You guys always sell yourselves way too short. Honestly to be attractive you don't need to look like Channing Tatum. Just be fit, a nice haircut and some basic hygiene will go a long way.

No thank you, I will keep believing that I am hideous instead of blaming my complete and utter lack of game

Lol! You do you, man. Also, I'd wager you got more game than you think. But that's another story for another time.

I'm a 2, shes a 2, your a 2, were all 2's yeah! (good burger reference)

thank god you cited it

Hahaha you never know

otherwise its plagiarism

Claiming women as property is kinda frowned on these days.

The whitest of the knights!

Well, maybe she will fuck him after he defended her honor?

He has to neg before that happens, a white-knight charge is only worth a handy.

People who say shit like that are not only white knights, but have never had exciting sex.

People who say shit like that are not only white knights, but have never had exciting sex.

hippedy hoppedy women are property.

Man, you can feel their jealousy radiate from the comments on there so bad.

I don't think it's creepy. It's nerdy as hell, but he's obviously making a vidya reference. Plus 'ur mine' can be said endearingly as well as creepily. Context matters here. Also yeah, the detractors are super jealous lmao

Good point. I think it's something that just doesn't come off very well in text perhaps, as opposed to verbally.

They seem like a totally normal, happy couple. I don't know where the bitterness in the comments is coming from.

I don't know where the bitterness in the comments is coming from

A ton of gamers are lonely and would love to have a girlfriend who's into games. Look how girls get treated in games a lot of the time when it's made apparent they're female. It's either outright hostility or overt creepiness.

So you can see why they're jealous of this guy.

It's not just the women hating spergs that are mad tho. The white knights are also galloping in to rescue milady for captain gamersperg.

Don't white knights hate women in their own shitty way?

Yes.

white knighting, like any other labels on the internet is wildly over used.

before the phrase "nice guys" got popular, people used white knighting to mean people who suck up to women in hopes that they see how "nice" they are and fall in love with them.

I hate hearing about stuff like this. It's sickening. As individuals, we men desire a gf who games. We complain that they're so rare. But as a community we engage in and encourage this kind of behavior. We may never know how many gamers are girls because we turn them away.

The answer is already in your comment

They guy looks like a beaver would in a cartoon were he was working as a doofus construction worker and scored a pretty hot girl that is also into fucking gaming. He is the anti thesis to every incel screetching how only Chads get laid.

BEING A NORMAL HAPPY COUPLE IS JUST A COPE

IT'S OVER FOR GAMES, THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO LDAR

REEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeee

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

bunch of thirsty nerds who still think that it's the video games that make you uncool and it has nothing to do with them being spergy idiots.

There are a ton of absurdly bitter and entitled gamers on Internet forums. Thatโ€™s where it is coming from. Gamers can be the worst part of gaming unfortunately.

They seem like a totally normal, happy couple.

there nothing makes cat women and incels rage harder than this, no matter where it's mentioned

You are mine, snallygaster

"Now she is mine" isn't creepy, but calling her an item is definitely a bit disturbing

It's a white people thing. Everyone else in the world refer to their soulmates as their object of ownership. Since you know, that's the point. She's mine I'm hers. Relationship implies exclusivity, which in turn implies ownership.

They look happy together i wish then all the best

Guys with girlfriends cannot be creepy unless being unfaithful

i think it's pretty cringe to be like "lol look at my hot girlfriend" on reddit.

He (the OP) also posted it to multiple different subreddits, which is a little karmawhore-y. But if he's in love why not celebrate it, who cares, right?

The guy is ok looking but fuck... that title! Hope sheโ€™s picked out a comfy cage for herself.

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she said I look ok!

(Eugene Yackle reference) (specifically Eugen yackle jersey girl video)

LOL

(laughing) (specifically laughing out loud)

tbh they seem nice enough good for them ๐Ÿ‘

Theyโ€™re ugly

Yea

You can't be ugly and average. It's one or the other

Hypergamy, women only find the top 0.001% of men attractive.

Damn, I'm even hotter than I thought I was, apparently. Thank you for the huge confidence boost.

No, they only date you for your pug.

Itโ€™s like 50/50 in that aspect

Kevin is what the Nazis wee actually aiming for when they tried to purify the world.

doubt

Iโ€™m suuuure thatโ€™s how you found it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Please don't kink shame.

im rating them left to right

And yet their happier then you ๐Ÿ˜Š

And I suppose youโ€™re hot shit?

actually yes

Hey thanks, were pretty nice people. Good Vibes to ya keep on gamin

really happy for both you but brother please cut your hair k? thx

boring comment

Ah, shit. This couple went and melted /r/drama's cold, cold heart.

They need to be mayocided.

the fuck is a chud

Cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller Commies adopted it as part of their terminology and usually I'd never use it but it flowed well with the title.

It's also used within the thread, and therefore relevant.

idk man I'm pretty cool, I'm not into cannibalism nor do I live underground. although I am human.

anyways, good vibes

/r/totallynotcannibals

Srsly tho, the people attacking u for no reason were pathetic

CTH uses it as an insult

Someone who gets in the way of Atheism+ and Richard Carrier

Awww quit harshing his vibe you guys

๐Ÿ‘ Internalized๐Ÿ‘Misogyny๐Ÿ‘

lol I don't get affected by comments. I never really post anything anyways just wanted to be a good boyfriend and make her feel special.

thanks!

You should take pride in the amount of jealousy and rage your happiness inspires in spiteful /r/gaming posters. That's the best kind of happiness, as far as this sub is concerned.

I wish you guys a happy life together.

Why do you hate women?

nigga what

Lol @ calling her a "legendary item" (I hate the term creepy but ...)

Lol @ gamerfags getting upset at a guy for scoring with a chick who looks better than him

Lol @ the concentrated soy which is the gaming community in general

(I hate the term creepy but ...)

It's in the r/gaming thread once.

It's in 20% of the comments in this thread.

totallynotSRD.jpg

How can you be surprised that r/drama is full of m'lady type ?

Disapointed.

The way this guy is playing it off in the thread is fucking great.

ah I hope they are happy together.

He's a sperg but he's happier than the frustrated jealous commenters in that thread at least.

yeah well, he's tapping that and they ain't. understandable.

Agreed. It is very interesting to see how angry insecure people get when someone gets something they so desperately want.

The jealousy always is strongest when people see someone who they feel is inferior to them do better. These nerds can handle Chad getting the pretty girl, but some greasy loser? The hamster wheels start turning as they make some excuse about her being crazy or just after his money.

He can at least roll with the punches.

ah I hope they are happy together.

Same, they're adorable and have the added benefit of launching dickheads into an impotent rage just be existing and being happy.

Hey thanks

The only drama in the thread is people getting butthurt over his dweeby way of saying "I'm glad to have her". God damn.

not to be an ass but her eyes quite literally scream "i'm only here until I find something better"

That's literally called dating.

whoa good thing I'm not insecure or that your right.

like that comment tho pretty ham

Oh come on, I think they are cute together. And he looks pretty cute as well, I don't understand why everyone is being mean to him. Oh, right, I'm in drama.

I wasn't being mean to him you jamoke so cut the shit please

i saw a study that proved that people dramatically lower their standards in both looks and personality for a partner, when they are afraid of being alone. my guess is, she is socially awkward and doesn't get out much, probably extremely shy, this is the first guy who was nice to her on a video game and didn't abuse her, so she clung to him.

at some point she'll get over her social isolation and shyness and realise that guys 10 times better looking that this one want to plow her, and she'll start "reconsidering" due to her new options. this is pretty much the exact same experience i had, scored a girl at least 3 points above my league, not because i'm awesome, but because she was a retard and had no friends and was depressed, and i was the first guy who didn't just try to use her for sex.

she was also completely nuts too, which is why most guys probably just used her for sex. crazy girls will often date more average looking dudes cause those dudes are desperate enough for hot pussy that they'll put up with crazy. so i'm betting there is a good chance this girl will end up the hot crazy chick who pussy whips this dude with her mental illnesses for a good long while, as i've seen many times with homely looking nerd dudes who score a hot girlfriend.

Considering that UN Declaration of Human Rights prohibits the ownership of another human or the treatment of another human as less than yourself (seeing her as an object while you are the owner), I'd say your shade isn't very respectable.

r/infiowner can you source this? Imma need a source

it's actually the Convention to Suppress the Slave Trade and Slavery bolstered later by the Supplementary Convention on the Abolition of Slavery but who's counting

You apparently and I gotta hand it to you, nice work. I don't have it memorized. I just know approximately what the stuff means. I'm glad someone has done in the in-depth reading.

i cheated with google -- the source of all my superpowers!

/u/infinorth get your shit together, stop being so jealous

Tactic: Straw Man, ineffective. Please review debating methods. Evidence over insult.

lol imagine thinking this would work outside of your weird little circle.

lol

She can do much better!

Hey, Ed.

a) Hello ๐Ÿ˜œ

b) She could or might, but not someone from r/gaming....lol

Those piercing blue eyes should be affixed on something worthy...like an r/drama poster.

lmao, she's not good enough for one of us.

First off.

She

Disgusting

Only nans for me m8

r/gaming

chads

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That dude is fucking killing it. So much jealousy in that thread.

Lol, nerds are jelly that he's got any king of relationship.

Side note. Dude needs to do something with his beard.

new to the beard game, happy to grow one atm. Will be making adjustments. over

Omg, it's the original op.

a) hello, hope you are having a great week

b) learn from your mistakes - never post anything about your relationships on reddit.

c) run away from this hellhole of a sub while you can.

d) a link to a puppy pick 4 U

https://www.wowamazing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/55-Photos-of-Playful-Puppies-That-Will-Pump-Up-Your-Day.jpg

hahaha omg I bet your hilarious in person, you seem spirratic and nice. yeah I still will always post pics/ a pic of my girl if I feel like it (but I totally know what you mean (now)) lol!.

my week is going good.

I don't think yalls sub is bad or the gaming one, I just think people get off topic or take things to far. lol idk. I'm all for it regardless of how some feel about me.

haha that puppy pic is awesome looks like some little kid dog movie DVD cover

You're too pure for this world.

This sub is objectively terrible

Voiceless is the nicest slav I know

SERIOUS POST TIME

I know a guy who is overweight and not the best looking and he has a legit 9/10 GF.

They started dating since HS tho so IDK. She's pretty homebody-ish and hes a total DND/warhammer nerd, but he makes a shit ton of money. I wonder if they have kids now, its been 5+ years since I last talked to them

> but he makes a shit ton of money

you dont even need to sort by controversial, most of the upvoted comments are salty.

imagine pretending to not understand what a metaphor is in order to get upset at someone you dont know's happiness.

"I have acquired a legendary item"? The cringe is strong.

what does cringe mean? I thought when I read it on my last post it meant like cringing because it was cheezy and lovey. but like does cringe mean something else. ... like you see someone kiss and you cringe in disgust?

Naw you got it right. Itโ€™s a bit cringey like in the way an over the top pun is.

Cringy means ewww, words for immature and socially inept people

Maybe she's a low-key tard or something.

I went to HS with a chick who was 10/10 retarded, but didn't look it at all.

Honestly though, the most reasonable explanation is that she's a hambeast hiding behind the semi-flattering angle of this photograph.

a guy called "pussy grinder" called someone out for being insecure, that is pretty funny too.

You did good u/godhasmyhand.

Good for you and your missus.

Thanks man, totally would have never saw this if you hadn't tagged me (I guess that's what its called). .. lol this is actually kinda funny. Anyways yeah just wanted to post for any other gamer couples or anyone who games. Thought it would be a positive happy post. (actually did it for her a lil cause I knew she would like it lol) And I got swarmed by these guys or could be girls too saying I am calling her an object and an item. like whoa dude if I cant say that my girlfriend is mine than idk what world I'm living in. but maybe its because I'm good hearted and some people say that and literally think they own someone. idk man yall think to much. anyways good vibes keep on gamin!

No worries dude. We at r/drama just want to thank you for creating some good neet bait for us to have a giggle at.

Some of those people over there are just sad.

Hey no worries man, lol totally cool with me. I'm all about good so its all good with me. I actually have liked the comments. I just cant believe people like freak out about me saying that my girlfriend is mine, but I guess they think I mean it in like a mean controlling way. IDK man this world sure is crazy. I don't see how people got that vibe from my post tho I mean it seemed whole hearted to me, not like I'm a crazy dude and this is my bitch and I own her HAHAHAHAHA idk man.

anyways I'm glad you tagged me I would have never known about this thread, def making my day

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most welcoming, lovely, caring online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would attack such a wholesome, sweet hub of comprehension and understanding. You think /r/rarepuppers was awesome? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Cats), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most heartwarming dog lovers, allies, milfs, and bff. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as welcoming as possible. That's intentional. They encourage hugs in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Love (it's from this underrated book "How to be a good person", give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of passionate love so they continue to adore every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these good feelings. They share love from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of voluntary workers spanning hundreds of communities, sharing lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown love movement. They've loved hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Bob Ross and Tom Hankses, and I highly suggest that everybody dares visit that awesome subreddit, for potentially falling victim to its loving spell.

Hey man you two look happy wish you all the best

Weโ€™re proud of ya, uptight and bitter internet whiners will nitpick anything you say to tear you down.

And chods

Dude legit looks like he ate Anthony Soprano Jr.

dude so people have told me that through the years and like ive never watched that show or anything. I'm about to google that name and see what I think

yeah I see it I guess. Ive also heard bill hader & brad paisley

but I would say Anthony Saprano Jr. by far

More like Anthony Soprano Jumbo

Ours was overwatch.

Kill me.

totally a solid game bro. what do you play?

Only the most patrician of stock. Mostly Hatoful Boyfriend.

she's not yours... it's just your turn.

being downvoted is like incel horseshoe theory

i believe that term is from redpill not incels, but people mash all of the women hating club subs together cause who cares anyway.

redpill promote theories that all women are cheating hypergamous whores, and they'll immediately go to the next best guy they can get as soon as he comes alone, which is what the phrase is meant to embody. they are like this because one girl dumped them once and they never got over it.

/u/godhasmyhand I hope you deep dick her while thinking about all the butthurt soyboy reddit gaymers that are jealous of you.

I didn't realise it's cool to say you own women again. (((((horseshoeinaction)))))

CHUDS? Who let them out of the sewers?

Good find OP

/u/godhasmyhand thanks for shitting in the hornet's nest

I seriously donโ€™t get this arrogant habit the net has of labeling other people in resentment. I see beauty of individuality in everyone I talk to... yet the bet obsessed over sand men they push everyone into.

/u/godhasmyhand, would you consider doing an AMA about what it was like being a child actor?

She looks like the type who is a total freak in the sheets. This guy looks like a typical numale and his new legendary item is taking Chad and Tyrone balls deep raw in her ass.

for real though, she is out of his league, and whatever desperate insecurity compelled her to settle for him won't last. he should enjoy it while he can and try to do as many weird sexual things as possible before she upgrades to someone who isn't a fat nerd.

u/godhasmyhand

You know I was totally expecting to rip on you but you seem to have hit out of your league and you both seem happy together As a dude whose done the same. Good for you!

Salt from the Incel filth is some of the best.

Thanks buddy

/r/gaming is a tumor.

This guy does look like shit though right? Like I haven't jumped into another dimension or something right?

i am quite happy for him, deshita. however, i am also sad for him. sad knowing that a chadcel will come along bang her, and leave him with the damaged goods. he seems quite happy.

so how do people know how to find the original post?

is she mentally ill tho?