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None of this would have happened if Ralph Nader won. America truly is a dead nation. 😢

Anyways,

Did you know today when some of the airports started up some people dressed up as a pilot with fake I.D's and tried to get acess to a airplane wearing pilot uniforms.

I don't remember this happening actually. Did I just never hear about this somehow or is this oldtimey fake news?

There were all kinds of crazy rumors, especially in those first few days afterward, so I wouldn't take it seriously.

There is no 13th month, fam.

There is in freedom land, you commie

freedom land

Huh? Please explain.

Freedom land, where we kick commie ass and shove warheads down dirty middle easterners throats

Or as you heathens call us, the United States

Yes, but why it's called freedom land?

Name one free country that isn't murica. Commies don't count cause they're commies

Free to be executed by the state like a third world country

Texas

california

Why the fuck do I need to know the month first every day of said month?

I wanna know what day it is not at what point in the calendar I am.

Might as well do 2018.05.18

wait are u tellin me u fags do day/month/year ahahahahahahhhhahhahahhahahhaooooooo

"In written American English, the month of the date comes before the day and year. For example, Independence Day in the USA is on July 4th each year. In the year 2000 the date was 4/7/2000 in British English. In American English this is written 7/4/2000."

Just a thought, but what happens when both of these dates are feasible...like this July 4th date? Why can't we just make a fucking universal standard for this shit?

YMD is an ISO standard.

watch bush start a fucking war

It's really jarring how different internet language was back then.

They didn't have things like greentext, centralized social media, and post-ironic memes.

But they did have Dragon code to describe what sort of dragon they were in their signatures before we could post shitty deviantart OCs. (I love different insane codes the usenet community dreamt up)

I'm too lazy to actually decode the ones here so someone should do it for me and post them. So we can imagine these great beasts in their proper glory.

But they did have Dragon code to describe what sort of dragon they were in their signatures

but did they have dragon energy?

#Scalieprideworldpride

I want a Snally gf.

I would cook for her. Cuddle with her. Play with her hair while we watch Seinfeld reruns. Take taekwondo classes with her.

We can browse /r/drama together and I'll listen to her commentary on obscure internet drama. Afterwards I'll take her out to Mongolian BBQ then to a shitty Ron Howard movie.

I am the best boyfriend Snally will never have.

This but unironically

No matter what happens in the real world, everyone on Twitter wants to make it about them and some spat they're having on it. It's nice to see that humanity isn't really in decline. We just didn't have such convenient ways to express how worthless we are back then.

Otherkin drama in 2001? Snally you are really outdoing yourself with every submission.

I look back on 9/11 and I always wonder why I'm the only one who was level-headed about it, but I guess people initially way over-estimating the body count was part of it. I'll always look down on anyone who went ape unless they directly lost someone.

and I always wonder why I'm the only one who was level-headed about it

PowerOfJerkoffMagic

I think you've answered your own question.

This person is clearly some sort of established lolcow who's lolcowy enough to be a household name in the 2001 otherkin community.

I need more. There's a juicy backstory in here somewhere.

edit: Oh my god, he was murdered in 2010. My deep dive continues.

edit2: Just realized I can't link info about it bc it's dox and contains his real name? Does that count if he's dead? Damn, can't link anything I find then tbh.

edit3: This guy was a long-term stalker of some other faggy otherkin dragon and there's all kinds of shit I can't link about it. It's juicy tho.

If changed enough details or slapped a few [REDACTED]'s on it, you might be able to share. Sounds juicy.

You can't dox the dead imo.

Yeah, the guy coming in starting all the drama is Starblade.

I wish I had witnessed these otherkins joined the war, transformed their spirit animals on the battlefield.

This would have topped the shitty beast war sequel aired in 1999.

OTHERKIN WARS 2001.

Love you senpai ❤️❤️❤️

9/13/01

I'm even American, but sometimes seeing that written out this way just fuckin hurts to read.

2001.09.13 should be codified US law.

Kill yourself, commie.

Agreed

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