Kill la Kill waifus are god tier, you fucking normie

found the normie

how dare you shame me

No joke, cumming on something 50 times and not cleaning it is fucking nasty. Imagine the smell.

Also anyone who has a "waifu" needs to be deported to Mars.

You were the only person I've ever blocked on Reddit. Don't make me do it again please.

Do milk.

*third

pffffft

^ Trash level waifu.

Kill yourself.

but truthful tbh

Excellent taste. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

A loli

Literally go read a book, mong

A book like Lolita.

loli

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

I actually gagged at the idea

Well considering he’s been shooting loads all over his room to “get back at” his mom and to mark the room as his, the body pillow ain’t so bad.

sorry sweetie but /r/drama is and always has been a 2d>3d sub.

Wrong, this is a weeb-free space

Um, the word you're looking for is "dakimakura."

The smell really isn't too bad, but maybe it's cause I don't really ever leave my room. Really there is nothing gross about it.

Wut

I'm not broken. Inside are least. I'm just ugly. I'm coping with it well. That's what the waifu is for. I'm don't need a therapist, my mind is fine.

Yes, it's absolutely, totally sane to have a half inch thick cum crust on any item in your personal property, his mother is clearly out of her mind.

cum crust

🤢🤮

protruding 1cm from the surface

How much pillow-humping does it take to accumulate a solid fucking centimeter of dried jism? I’m sure some fine r/drama poster can tell me.

It's depend area of surface, any where from 5cl to litres go to ask Rohan guy who collected year worth of cum in bottles.

Are you referring to the jar with the pony inside that was left behind the radiator? Or a different cum jar guy?

Nah, there's a /b/ poster that used (don't know if he appeared on 2017) to collect his primordial ooze inside empty and labelless bottles (probably faygo) for years.

A nice lad.

imagine being his father.

Do you neck yourself or your failure offspring?

Naw, you just go out for a pack of smokes.

The offspring can't be saved, you can have another go and hope for the best.

Also there's prime bussy in prison.

Declare you identify as a woman.

Free harem to bear your next failures in life.

Do you neck yourself or your failure offspring?

Murder suicide, even his mother has sins to atone for.

Start a crusade against anime

start a crusade against anime western civilization

Did anime create them or did they create anime

Are you a Keynesian or a supply-side animeconomist?

people like this

But the suppliers are filling a demand

That’s why they sub the normie stuff. Although the original Sailor Moon is hilariously fucked up.

Is it? I can't remember but i used to love that show as a kid

On the one hand, it's obviously not cool to crucify people for being sad degenerates.

On the other hand though, it's probably not entirely coincidental that this kind of shit really only started after crucifixion stopped being a thing.

Sometimes there are no easy answers.

On the one hand, it's obviously not cool to crucify people for being sad degenerates.

get out

Nice job commenting in a 3 month old retard you’re going to get us all banned for brigading.

You deserve it for caring.

i wanna see people with a pillow fetish

not anime pillows, not even body pillows, like just regular pillows are super sexy

With low tier KLK waifu

How do you know?

I see. I pity him. He couldn't even find a good 2D girl.

The inconsistency in the art of Ryuko is pissing me off more than anything else, really.

It's almost as if he a bootleg body pillow, the absolute animal

It is

So hes got a comp sci degree, but would rather live at home and fuck a pillow. Yeah that dude needs therapy, props to his mom for that (and letting his heroin addicted ass move back in).

If you're ugly enough not to get laid, why not live at home and fuck your pillow?

As opposed to develop basic social dressing and personal grooming skills?

GAY

Basic social dressing and grooming isn't enough to make a turd attractive.

This guys fucks (or doesn't).

His daki

That sounds like work and we are talking about NEETs here.

There is always someone in your league, it's just that losers don't realise this and assume that all women must be fashion models.

I've done lots of therapy, didn't help nearly as much as a few hundred dollars of pillows

I wonder if we could train these neets as helicopter pilots and then let them fly the loads of commies out over the ocean. Plot twist, we blow up the helicopters.

I come to this sub for the radical centrism

I believe this is the essence of radical centrism.

This is fake.

to the point where some little mounds of dried cum protruded about a cm from the pillow

How is that even possible?

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You're not wrong. But more cracked and powdery. The cum I've left on the walls kinda looks like that

its obviously a troll

For real I don't know why people are acting like this is real

They need to believe it is, you've hung out on /r/RPDRDRAMA, people will believe anything.

I hope it's Mako's pillow, this means he can still be productive member of society. If it's Ryuko or Satsuki (or goats forbid Nonon), it's done deal, hide your AK97 9mm ammo.

weeb, over & out

I remember this.
Someone actually found the pillow in question on some shop and it's full blown loli masturbating cp.

Yeah that ain't me

It's all good. He got a new one.

https://i.redd.it/0mpyqxhjugz01.jpg

Ryuuko

low-tier

yeah, I agree. Satsuki or Nonon are the patrician choices.

If you did your own fucking laundry this won't be an issue you lazy faggot

>Having a waifu who isn't Senjougahara or Holo

why even have a waifu????

I want to say /r/thathappened but he's playing the long con if its fake.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I get bored in class.

Such obvious satire. There are so many genuine posts out there that belong here, yet you morons grab the lowest banging fruit and pretend like it’s serious.

I do actually own the pillow though.

Can you fall any farther when incels are saying you need help?

What kind of dick sensitivity do you need to have to hump a waifupillow and jizz into it?

I feel honored that you made this thread