Please list and ping all known alt accounts of r/drama's resident retard, u/Ed_Butteredtoast

Let me introduce myself, my name is Jack... I drive a truck, I guess thats stereotypical and I'm seen as a loser. But I'm a disabled veteran of the USAF, I went to school for architecture for three years, I was a train conductor. I use the words faggot and nigger liberally online. I'm pretty ugly, and I have a pic on my facebook with me in an anthony shirt. I have no kids, wife, family, house, car, or really any friends. I'm probably a pretty typical OandA fan.

I make good money and I'm not going to do this forever, so I try not to be ashamed of driving a truck. I haven't sent any emails out to anyone regarding Joe, everything was in this subreddit. So whoever is doxxing, you got me... good job, but I really don't have anything to lose. Call the trucking company and see what they say about things I post online in my off time. Truckers are known for being PC, so I'm sure im in HUGE trouble.

So that's me fellas, unmasked. I'm not going to delete this account, I don't feel like I need to be worried about anything I've posted online. So there it is. Thanks for your time.

1 jasos-2005 2018-05-28

HEY

1 theevilmango 2018-05-28

1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. 1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. 2:1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2:2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 2:3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. 2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens, 2:5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. 2:6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 2:8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. 2:9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. 2:10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-28

Oh, shit he know too much.

1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-05-28

Their is no way I'm an alt or Ed. I'm far too stupid

1 Rob_174 2018-05-28

Hey guys my name is Rob I’m relatively new to Reddit and to this sub I can say unequivocally that I am NOT an alternate account for this guy, and would be happy to prove it

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

https://www.reddit.com/u/me

Yeah I almost got sad that you think it's me

1 lactoseracism 2018-05-28

i dindu nuffin

1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-05-28

🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-28

/u/WeWuzKANG5

1 Dropperneck 2018-05-28

u/shitpost953

1 shitpost953 2018-05-28

I should have never made this post.. this has backfired.

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

It's okay Ed.

1 nyekks 2018-05-28

/u/normie_girl for sure

1 normie_girl 2018-05-28

Ed wishes he were me.

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

If you were Ed I'd fuck you.

1 normie_girl 2018-05-28

Ohhh burn

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

No I'm just scared that you might actually be a girl and you never know when they will take back their consent and you will be raped in jail by men.

1 normie_girl 2018-05-28

Why would they put me in jail with the men?

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

Because I'm a woman and so you raped me, gg reporting you to police.

1 normie_girl 2018-05-28

wat

1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-28

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

1 Bot_Metric 2018-05-28

50.0 yards = 45.72 metres

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