This, but unironically.

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/u/mk1power how does it feel to be so pathetic you get cucked by some guy she talked to on counterstrike

Life is good

lol sure it is kiddo

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Honorary MDEtard.

Life is good.

Pick 1.

Based tendy merchants got chucked by Tyrone on CoD?

Color me shocked!

You better call Tyrone!

Why, in a million years, would any of me admit this happened to themselves?

Autism and fake internet points.

Speaking from personal experience, I see

Well, yeah, I hang out in /r/drama.

yup. my ex met some guy playing CoD while i was at work and they started talking. So when she went to meet the guy, i changed the locks and threw all her shit out in the dumpster.

Wait, Iif I'm reading this right, she wasn't actually cheating on him, just literally talking to someone else.

posts in cringeanarchy not a stable person

Why the redundancy? Also isn't it a good thing they're not breeding

Oh this was 10 years ago. I have a fiance now. Thanks for all your concern though!

As a form of therapy. Sounds pretty crushing, probably good to talk about it.

it's probably fake

I have no reason to disbelieve these pitiful stories when they're coming from people pathetic enough to be CA regulars.

Why, in a million years, would anyone pretend this happened to themselves?

it's cringe anarchy, post cringey stuff that never actually happened and acquire karma

Because thise seems normal to them and they dont understand how abnormal their whole lifestyle is

Oh, please. Like these losers ever had girlfriends.

What, relationships with Japanese body pillows don't count?

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Plenty of losers have girlfriends.

Do they not understand that women can be losers, too?

I mean, it makes perfect sense if you think about it:

1. Some MDEfugee or however we call the CAfolk tricks a low self esteem girl into being their gf
2. Said girl gets into videogames because obviously that's the guy's main hobby.
3. Get bombarded with attention from the thirsty fucks who play said videogames.
4. suddenly they're self-esteem isn't low enough that they'd date the original guy

the circle of life

that's only one of the many, many reason why one shouldn't play vidya, or date girls who play vidya.

What's you're main hobby? Mine is terot cards.

Mine is full-contact antiquing.

My girlfriend once left me because I beat her so bad in Starcraft that she took it real personal and instead of calming her down, I was like "only a fucking retard tries a Zerg rush over a small bridge lined with photon cannons." I kind of miss her.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet

pfft wat a nub lmao

You are a good person.

How do you lose someone in CoD? The only people who speak and talk trash are 12. Adults either turn off chat or just listen to giggle.

Haha yeah I too never play the games and talk as though I do.

You zre both fucking nerds.

I've had 2 married women send me nudes from playing vydia with them.

They were both fat.

sigh

🤔 Really activates those almonds about what type of wha- women theses men are dating.

It's ironic that CA mocks cucks when they are cucks themselves

She just hasn't grown up.

Literally coming from a guy who browses cringeanarchy and posts pics of himself smoking weed

Of course he's from Jersey: The Compost State.

First of all, wanna say this is super entertaining. I love Reddit for shit like this. But to kinda explain:

It was on the popular tab, don't really know what cringe anarchy really is. I'm not into subreddit politics or whatever. Video games were her thing, I play very casually (few hours a week probably). Yeah, I like weed, hate me.

Had a towing business, sold it since. In a healthy relationship with a non gamer lol. Have a decent middle management job in corporate.

This was a really long time ago, and many relationships have passed since. We had a relationship that was unhealthy. I was working too much and spending less and less with her. So she was "hanging out with friends" on her games. So that was like the only way she'd meet people outside of classes. Guess she had found someone she liked. I guess it's funnier that she found someone online on a game versus a bar? But it's whatever, I'm well over it. This is pretty hilarious though.

We broke up when we realized that our feelings for each other were pretty exhausted. It was one of my first relationships and I don't think either of us truly knew what love was to attempt something as serious as we did.

Wanna bet those "gamer girls" were gross to begin with?