Hey /u/Phedre, do you have lung cancer? Cause youโ€™re smokinโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

44  2018-06-05 by MasterLawlz

please love me

57 comments

kys

Shut up.

u/phedre pls give u/masterlawlz a succ ๐Ÿ˜

You think he'd last long enough to get in a woman's mouth?

I'm not sure ๐Ÿ˜•

Why don't you give it a try and let me know? :)

Eww no. He wears glasses ๐Ÿ˜ท

Too late, you're up. Godspeed.

How do you mod /r/gaming without silting your own throat ?

I remind myself that it could always be worse: I could be you.

lol as if one person could do as much damage as /r/gaming

It's not about doing damage, darling. It's about... well... you.

do you mind if I repost this comment like a day from now ?

You do you, boo.

I remind myself that it could always be worse: I could be you.

That was like the reddit equivalent of "I'm rubber, you're glue" tho.

It's not about doing damage, darling. It's about... well... you

It's not about doing damage, darling. It's about... well... you

...

Where's /u/ed_butteredtoast to flag the new accounts when I need him?

Where's /u/ed_butteredtoast to flag the new

Ok that hurt.

send nudes

/u/masterlawlz this guy wants your naked pics.

im not worthy

She mods gallowboob's profile subreddit, not like she has any self respect.

Smart is the new sexy

You think he'd be long enough to get in a woman's mouth?

k.

I just came

Yep, that sounds about right.

Do you have a humiliation fetish by any chance?

maybe

Insult me a little bit to find out

Demod Lawlz and make me the replacement

Nobody can replace me

Like youโ€™ve got anywhere near enough autism to replace Lawlz.

i've grown to like lawlz over time, his autism can be endearing

what do you bring to the table that would overshadow this? the committee needs to know

Well I for one, would sometimes spam pics of cute baby animals instead pf posts like this one.

Booooring

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Really really really REALLY boring agendaposting.

he has a better bussy than Lawlz

thirsty af smdh ๐Ÿ™„

Lol, I'd bet this isn't even the worst one liner that u/Phedre seen.

No, that was the time he said we were /r/Drama's power couple.

Goddammit. Now I have to drink again.

Finish the bottle.

Done. Didn't work. To the bleach I go.

I hope you had a productive day at work and the sheep didn't escape.

Just because your heart beats faster every time you hear about farmers sharing their sheep... That's not even the right word, Willis.

It's been so long since I've done any sort of gymnastics but even I'm jealous of that stretch.

Tonight I'm busy enough performing ritualized hatred of people from New South Wales so we can pick this back up another time if that's good.

Oh right, State of Autism is on.

phedre is almost certainly a rainbow colored hair sjw. you can do better lawlzy

Can I though?

Thats not the attitude!

I can be if it turns you on.

a fat rainbow colored hair sjw.

Dude. Don't kinkshame

why is that whore not banned here

Don't get angry that they have more sex appeal than you, get inspired!