today is my birthday

46  2018-06-13 by MasterLawlz

I turned 21

the waitress assumed I was turning 18

and just last weekend I got ID'ed before going into an R-rated movie

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74 comments

1  TheVeryNicestPerson 2018-06-13

Fuck you

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

That isn't nice. Did you miss the part where I said it's my birthday?

1  TheVeryNicestPerson 2018-06-13

Fuck your birthday

1  gyrotur 2018-06-13

Wow talk about a birthday gift.

1  Going_up_the_Country 2018-06-13

Well, apparently that's nicest a person ban possibly be to Masterlawlz.

So, double fuck you!

1  mcterps 2018-06-13

Happy cake day!!

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Thanks!

1  respaaaaaj 2018-06-13

Keep Yourself Safe as a birthday present to everyone else with a birthday today.

1  WarSanchez 2018-06-13

If he does it now, he will be ...

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2018-06-13

Don't worry. One day your balls might drop and then you can grow a beard.

1  alphetasauce 2018-06-13

Go to a local bar right now. Order your first legal beer and tell them it's your 21st. They'll feel so sad for you that your alone that you'll be given free drinks and have some milf come over and mother you. Then you can tell them how the greatest accomplishment of your life that you'll ever achieve is being a moderator of r/drama. Be sure to go into great detail about what drama is and how much you hate white people.

1  vir_pedohebephile 2018-06-13

An autist is the ideal match for an empty nester. Someone who wants to stay a mother forever, and someone who will need a mother figure for the rest of his life.

Also, anyone other than a redditor might be surprised at the number of lonely people who want to fuck someone who still gets carded seeing R-rated movies.

1  UniversityDaniel 2018-06-13

I just want a nice new mommy who will kiss me and fuck me and not yell at me for forgetting to put the toilet seat down

1  subliiime4668 2018-06-13

This is what all true goodboys strive for

1  Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-06-13

I just want somebody who won't judge me.

1  saddertadder 2018-06-13

savage af roast my dude 😊

1  rnjbond 2018-06-13

I'm pretty sure his greatest accomplishment is getting Will Wheaton all riled up about Legos on here.

1  CocoNutsOn 2018-06-13

Happy 21st Birthday. 🍰🍻🍻🍻

1  Voltairium 2018-06-13

Happy birthday!

1  razzmataz 2018-06-13

축하 동지 MasterLawls! 친애하는 지도자는이 영광스러운 날에 당신을 잘 기원합니다!

1  wootfatigue 2018-06-13

I used to get the 12 or 14 and under admission discount to football and basketball games when I was a senior in high school.

1  AlohaWarrior34 2018-06-13

Wir mussen die u/MasterLawlz ausrotten!

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Wolfenstein is one of my favorite games

1  Bjthrowaway962 2018-06-13

I always assumed you were an older retard

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

nope, at least now there's a sliver of hope for me!

1  Bjthrowaway962 2018-06-13

Less and less every day.

1  shivering 2018-06-13

On the contrary..

1  ChipChippersonAMA 2018-06-13

Happy birthday

1  TheColdTurtle 2018-06-13

What a young man you are! Would you like a kiss menu? :)

1  Plexipus 2018-06-13

Ain't nothing wrong with being a twink.

Unless you don't put out

1  loperetti 2018-06-13

How old are you people? Fucking 21? I gotta get off this sub I think.

1  911roofer 2018-06-13

Your parents have my condolences.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

hey I'm moving out in a couple weeks so

1  911roofer 2018-06-13

You'll still be....you.

1  geraldo42 2018-06-13

Congrats man.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Thanks!

1  Death_Trolley 2018-06-13

Now that you’re no longer just some stupid kid, can we give you our honest opinions of your shitty posts?

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

wait, you mean you were holding back lol?

1  whataboutThe_Donald 2018-06-13

Let me know when it's gonna be your death day

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-06-13

Everything makes sense now.

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-06-13

We're almost birthday buddies, Lawlz. I turn 21 in two weeks.

1  trapochaphouse 2018-06-13

Happy birthday man. It's the last one that really means anything, after 21 it's like, holy shit I'm 30; followed by, oh fuck I'm 40 and I'm going to die alone.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

I'm pretty excited for 25 because of the discounts on car insurance

1  saddertadder 2018-06-13

also get stoked for 24 for being able to drive rental cars or something

anyways

Держите себя в безопасности. Король всех педиков.

1  westofthetracks 2018-06-13

i was gonna mock you for being such a fucking square but honestly thats a totally reasonable thing to be looking forward to

1  LightUmbra 2018-06-13

My 21st is July.

1  d-amazo 2018-06-13

you know what, lawlz, have a happy birthday. i hope you one day get that ben 10 funko pop that you want. the good character, not the bad one. (i don't remember anything about ben 10)

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

thanks lol

1  d-amazo 2018-06-13

i remember my 21st. i worked in a grocery store and had to go out of town just to use my ID because everyone knew i was turning 21. good times.

in your honor i will watch one episode of ben 10. i'm sure you have suggestions for the best one.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Watch “Ken 10” it’s awesome

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-13

Happy birthday!

1  Nopepole 2018-06-13

Better lose your virginity before alternate you does.

1  RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-06-13

You're just turning 21? I thought you were at least 30. Huh, you're but a babe. Happy birthday, dude!

1  Ardvarkeating101 2018-06-13

Your balls will drop eventually, don't worry

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

I sure hope so

1  Assy-McGee 2018-06-13

and if you’re lucky, they’ll drop right into /u/phedre ‘s mouth 👄 😂😂😂

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

nice

1  mcslibbin 2018-06-13

goddamn this thread is sad

1  saddertadder 2018-06-13

Держите себя в безопасности. Король всех педиков.

1  lickedTators 2018-06-13

Bunch of fucking liars in here. OP is a 56 year old woman and all of you don't care about her or her recently deceased iguana.

1  froibo 2018-06-13

Everyone should celebrate your birthday if only because it means year closer to being rid of you.

1  new_professor 2018-06-13

Happy birthday!

1  muck4doo 2018-06-13

Happy b-day! May you give your first blow job today! I think you only have to be 16 in Texas.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

I’ve gotten one before and it wasn’t very good tbh :(

1  SamWhite 2018-06-13

Yeah, there's more technique to it than people think. Don't worry, you'll learn.

1  TransexualWiener 2018-06-13

you're really bitching about looking young? when you're 30, you will wish you looked 6 years younger.

1  error404brain 2018-06-13

Happy birthday :)

1  double-happiness 2018-06-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQDYaG7ntHc

1  Gtyyler 2018-06-13

I looked like a 20-something at age 14. I never have gotten carded in my life. You must have been reaching peak soy.

1  pvijay187 2018-06-13

Can today also be your death day

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

no

1  serialflamingo 2018-06-13

Oh yeah, we share a birthday lol

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Nice

1  McShooterJr 2018-06-13

Happy Belated Birthday!

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Thanks!

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-13

Hapoy birthday!

Now drown yourself in some grey goose

1  sneakpekoe 2018-06-13

Happy birthday

1  aqouta 2018-06-13

Yooooooo where do you live I'll do a couple rounds if you're in chicagoland.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-06-13

Dallas

1  aqouta 2018-06-13

Too bad, I grew up in dallas