Venuzuela is killing protesters! Time to sanction Israel!

88  2018-06-24 by wisty

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I'd make the argument that borders aren't theoretical, but actual. So Israel is, in actuality, whatever Israel can lay physical claim to. If it builds settlements in the west bank and no one stops it, that becomes Israel.

At this point, irony was lost.

Belongs to /t/iamverybadass

/u/laconicflow, I'd like to lay claim to your Reddit accoun, and also your irl dwelling.

And if you tried both Reddit and the police would get involved. Its illegal for you to take my house. The difference is that national law is not theoretical, whereas international law, having no enforcement mechinism, is entirely theoretical.

If I got your password, I don't think Reddit would get involved.

Also don't countries enforce international laws themselves?

If you win the resulting war it's yours.

So Israel has committed several acts that could reasonably instigate war? Does that not make Israel the warmongering aggressor?

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Yeah but the Muslims started it

I mean, I guess the answer is sort of? But only when they feel like it. If Israel was invaded tomorrow, the USA would declare it a violation of international law and would do something physical. But if some other country we didn't care about was invaded, we'd call it a violation of international law and then do nothing much. The problem is that there isn't a real enforcement mechinism for international law, so Russia can take Crimea and Israel can build westbank settlements and both countries can be secure in knowing they won't have to fight. And force is the only thing that might stop them from taking land imo.

Imagine being this uneducated but thinking that you know shit. I wish I could live as blissfully as you /u/laconicflow

Pretty surevhe just solved geopolitics.

I love that “reddit” accounts and a futon in Mom and Chuck’s spare bedroom is the average internet lolcow’s equivalent to valuable land and treasure.

Are you calling me an lolcow?

Do you have nipples? Can I milk you?

You don't sound very nice.

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Is everything alright?

how absolutely dare you

No U

LOL GOY

I mean, he isn't wrong.

They also were ordered to shoot the legs when possible.

I hate it when people say shit about shooting in the legs. It's so hard to hit someone's legs, especially if they're running, and it can still easily kill them.

JuSt lAY d0Wn ANd sHo0t BrO

Your legs are basically nothing but muscle and huge blood vessels.

Former soldier here:

It's usually only done from scoped rifles or snipers. If the target is moving torwards you or standing still then from a certain range it's usually easy to hit. The protocol includes ranges for the matter.

It's still a very violent means, but not very life threatning if there are available medics nearby (usually are).

Former soldier here:

But not one who ever served even as a designated marksman, clearly.

If you say so

I mean, they were ordered to shoot the legs. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-israel-palestinian-protesters-shot-20180428-story.html

The Israelis were not shooting to kill. That's how 2,200 protesters were shot in the legs, while only 43 were killed (as of April 28).

they are literally all like knee cap exploding Mahātmā Gandhi's

they are the kindest most enlightened people who have ever permanently crippled dozens of folks for the crime of no longer want to live in utter squalor

we should all be so lucky

We can pretend that Israel is going to follow western rules all we want, but at their core they are a middle eastern country established by radicals and terrorists.

true

The jews are not going to allow Palestinians into Israel, so really its up to surrounding arab countries to take them in. Of course, nobody wants them because they tend to cause civil wars.

dude, there are already literally millions of Palestinians in Israel

Let me rephrase - They're not going to let the Palestinians who live in the West Bank and Gaza into Israel.

right, they are going to murder them, starve them out, push them out, and basically hope they all suffer and die horrible deaths and then steal their land

then the UN will try to write a worthless naughty note against them and the US will block it

Tbh I don't know what Israel's long term plan is. The only way I can see this getting resolved is if they negotiate for other arab countries to take the palestinians in.

All the west bank, the golan heights the gaza strip and much more

they will continually creep and encroach on more and more land for decades to come

thats been the plan the entire fucking time. Just look at the last 50 years. Its what they do.

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This pretty much. If Israel really wanted to, they could wipe out the Arab world in a matter of weeks.

they are the kindest most enlightened people who have ever permanently crippled dozens of folks for the crime of no longer want to live in utter squalor

Interviewer: "Sixteen Zionists were killed [in the suicide bombing you helped carry out]. Was the sound of the explosion...?"

Ahlam Tamimi: "It was very loud. The mujahid Abdallah Barghouti did a perfect job producing the guitar [containing the bomb], and the results amazed everybody, thanks to Allah.

[...]

"Afterwards, when I took the bus, the Palestinians around Damascus Gate [in Jerusalem] were all smiling. You could sense that everybody was happy. When I got on the bus, nobody knew that it was me who had led [the suicide bomber to the target]... I was feeling quite strange, because I had left [the bomber] 'Izz Al-Din behind, but inside the bus, they were all congratulating one another. They didn't even know one another, yet they were exchanging greetings.

[...]

"While I was sitting on the bus, the driver turned on the radio. But first, let me tell you about the gradual rise in the number of casualties. While I was on the bus and everybody was congratulating one another, they said on the radio that there had been a martyrdom attack at the Sbarro restaurant, and that three people were killed. I admit that I was a bit disappointed, because I had hoped for a larger toll. Yet when they said 'three dead,' I said: 'Allah be praised.'"

Interviewer: "Was it an Israeli radio station or a Palestinian one?"

Ahlam Tamimi: "That station was in the Zionist language, and the driver was translating for the passengers.

[...]

"Two minutes later, they said on the radio that the number had increased to five. I wanted to hide my smile, but I just couldn't. Allah be praised, it was great. As the number of dead kept increasing, the passengers were applauding. They didn't even know that I was among them.

"On the way back [to Ramallah], we passed a Palestinian police checkpoint, and the policemen were laughing. One of them stuck his head in and said: 'Congratulations to us all.' Everybody was happy."

wow, only 43 killed? well when you put it like that i dont know why anyone would have a problem with shooting protesters!

yeah but they were by a fence!

fence people deserve to die

that the UN is unfair with regards to the country that it created (Israel)

u/RVA2DC, Israel was created by the Israelites. It's in the bible.

What kind of person makes their reddit username their moving history u/RVA2DC?

Duh cause it is still socially acceptable to hate Jews as an enlightened mayo Marxist. Critiquing other non mayos however is hateful.

Duh cause it is still socially acceptable to hate Jews

Dude, remember to call them "Zionists" so that you can hate Jews with impunity. Talking about hating Jews directly makes you alt-right.

Talking about hating Jews directly makes you alt-right.

No no no. That title only happens if you hate visible minorities or immigrants. Just hate Jews then claim "because Israel" or "privilege" even if said jews have never even been to Israel. Or claim that you are a minority and hence can't be racist. It's what student unions do.

Ah Worldnews and it's Israeli shills.

I'd make the argument that borders aren't theoretical, but actual.

lmfao imagine being this spooked