Actual true story inbound.
0 2018-06-27 by XhotwheelsloverX
beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
have a younger sister, 16 at this time
my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
announces that she's "seeing someone"
father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
few days later, brings the dude home
tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
4 comments
1 Tricitiesdrama 2018-06-27
Gay and true
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-27
/u/MasterLawlz this is what happens when you set a bad example for impressionable youth. You did this.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-06-27
God damn, this is terrible. Like, so are my posts, but they're terrible in a very unique, high art kind of way.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-27
Andy Warhol died for this