Honestly, let's just get it over with. I don't even care ehich side drafts me.

As a radical centrist I'll be

-Buying fent and low cost opiates from the Right

-Repackaging them in stamp bags to sell to the Left

-Trading my left-wing junkies as slaves in exchange for guns to the Right

-Trading the guns for cocaine with the Left

-Doing cocaine

This man hustles^

There's got to be a simpler way to get your coke fix.

There are to many steps there. I’m pretty sure you can just go to Mexico and buy cocaine.

This is radical effort more than radical centrist. But I respect your craft.inshallah.

Sounds like my Rimworld strategy.

I ust resort to turning the slaves into hats halfway through tbh.

Ain't nobody got time to hustle drugs in the Rim.

Flake is life, my dude.

fuck that gay ass shit luciferium4daaaayz.

Especially if you get raiders addicted.

You can't craft it, though.

I bulk craft Flake and sell it to everyone who comes by. I use all the worthless Silver for floors and sculptures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHguy4xHGSg

This is my Rimworld theme song.

I don't know, why move dope, when you can get everyone else hopelessly addicted and bring the dope to you or turn into a puddle of gray goo?

Yeah, Flake is pretty much the most efficient use of Psychoid as a cash crop.

It's 4 psychoid for Flake or 8 for Yayo at a drug lab. The tea is also an option before you have a drug lab, it also uses 4 leaves. Psychoid pekoe is actually not a horrible idea to make for your own guys, since it's +12 mood and a pain/tired reducer. As long as you restrict colonist consumption to one every 32 hours they cannot get addicted.

I probably buried that entire sequence of crafting on something.

Maybe meat trees.

You'll need a good (((accountant)))

Why not just trade the fent for Coke?

My process allows me to get more by providing a rarer and desired commodity. Using the fent to make the slaves gets me a much bigger return than just selling the fent, let alone trading it.

Using it to make slaves and then selling them gets me paid twice. Once when I sell it to the junkies, and again when I sell the junkies. Same situation with trading the slaves for guns. The right will have lots of guns while desperately wanting slaves so I'll get a great rate. The left will have tons of coke with their open borders, but need more guns.

This is called hustling son. It's how you make a dollar outta 15 cents.

I'll lock myself in my room and masturbate to anime personally.

Doesn't really matter which side when you're a male Comfort Woman

Ooohlala, someone thinks well if himself

I've got too much back hair cor that to be an option.

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I honestly cannot figure out how crazy this guy is. I've had debates with friends over whether he was self aware or not, but with everyday the situation gets more blurry.

Well in his custody case his defense was that he was "playing a character"

Also that he forgot about his kids on account of a bowl of chili.

That's the most humanizing thing I've ever heard about him.

Well, in his "shows" he gave out that excuse a few times too.

who eats chili this often

Son, do I need to tell you about a Southern man's chili?

The recommended dosage of his Super Male Vitality supplements is to take with "a large bowl of chili." Obviously he is an extreme alpha male that uses chili and white rhino horn extract to get throbbing info boners.

It was his kids' teachers actually.

The Judge then continually asked if he ate chili during the trial too.

Kind of silly really. The chili defense is settled precedent.

Ahhh the "I'm only pretending to be retarded!" Defense!

And he lost the custody case, the legal system determined he wasn't playing a character and that he was legitimately deranged.

More evidence he is actually Bill Hicks.

His lawyer argued that. When he got on the stand, he made it abundantly clear he either wants the money from Infowars more than his kids or isn't playing a character.

jon ronson said in an interview that after "breaking" into the bohemian grove together, in a discussion about how to present what they saw jones said he "has to give the people what they want"

that was 10 years ago though, he seems to be slipping more and more into drinking his own koolaid

Alex Jones is the epitome of "pretending to be retarded". Godspeed you alpha of alphas.

Jones definitely has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which entails a blurring of the lines of reality with one's own rhetoric. He definitely believes his own bullshit.

Plus when you've been bending reality for that long you probably force yourself to believe it, since otherwise you'd have to admit to yourself that you're a liar who's manipulating the public for personal benefit, and the sort of person who lies and manipulates the public for personal benefit wouldn't be able to come to terms with that.

I have followed him since the Clinton administration. He is nuts and excellent for dramacoin.

Guess I'm prepared after all!

🍿 https://i.imgur.com/Sc8pgyO.gif 🍿

This is truly the perfect gif

You've gotten a lot of mileage out of that gif today... and it was all well-earned. o7

Abused by these people btw

is that the gamer gate girl?

Yes, she is the leader of gamergate.

No it's Ed.

I'm flattered! 😊💞

Wow, Jeff Goldblum looks really sexy in drag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9D6w1GzGY

uWu

Such a wonderful woman. I bet her pee pee smells like oppression

Another scoop for AJ!

pulitzer prize wheeeeen

insallah

inshallah retard

inshretard

Ishvalan

Fuck that. It's Wednesday. I'm not going to war on a goddamn Wednesday.

Gotta start that shit on a Monday so you get out of work for the whole week.

Mayocide at last.

Best comedian ever.

Greatest performer of our time.

it's kind of stupid to predict the apocalypse happening 2 days from now... that just means you get proven wrong without even getting any time to milk it.

I could only make it through two and a half minutes. What's the timestamp for when he does that thing where he tears off his shirt and starts howling at the moon?

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Antifa supersoldiers blocking bridges and food supply routes in my town. Will continue to post live updates until the power fails.

I have yet to see anyone from Antifa that could be described as a "supersoldier."

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Oh no Three arrows not you to!

calming German accent intensifies

Ironically, the three arrows used to mean radical centrism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Front

Yeah, but the Iron Front used to punch Nazi, so they are the real Nazis.

How the hell are you supposed to declare "antifa" a terrorist group? It's like declaring terrorism a terrorist group.

But muh New Jersey declared muh anddifa an terrorist organizations!

Didn't you watch the whole video? Alex Jones just said that antifa overthrew the Ukrainian government.

I thought it was the Nazis? Russia needs to get its story straight.

More like a revolution.

Shot the Democrats. TODAY CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Pfffttt, soyboy bussies don’t even have any guns.

So are the retards going to gather around the streets for a good ol REEEEEEEEEE again?

Dozens of heavily armed, morbidly obese patriots on guard to defend the town hall in Bristol, Tennessee from an impending invasion

WAIT A SECOND

Why didn't anyone tell me Alex Jones has a beard now.

I read the post title, and I read most of the comments. But I didn't click the link until I got to yours.

I watch the videos so you don't have to

I made this so you don't have to go through that again. Nobody should have to watch that video unless they're specially equipped to deal with superfund levels of toxicity.

he looks like he's been sticking his whole face in the chili.

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Because his beard left him

'eeeyyyy 👉👉

Dude is absolutely ROCKING those chops

What goes on in this guy's head?

Can I watch it live on tv ?

pay per view

Okay guys who leaked our plans?

Thanks Alex, now I won't have to deal with americans over the internet.

Alex Jones really needs to stop drinking.

Well shit...

I was suppose to be going to a party, and drinking some beers and eating hamburgers while my kids played with other kids. The problem is that the guys house we are going to are hard core democrats, and even have stickers to prove it on their door.

Now I see it was just a chance to murder me.

Meh, still, free beer.

Prepare for ~2 more days of giggling preppers in the streets.

I don't know about you, but I get really horny whenever I see Alex Jones host info wars. His thicc body makes me sexually exhilarated and on many occasions I have found myself ejaculating on my computer screen. His manly conservative stature could make any sexually active individual have feelings for him.

On separate occasions I tried calling the live Infowars show to confess my love for Alex Jones. I repeatedly go over in my head what I'd say to him but I never have the courage to do it. Sometimes I think I should describe to him the sexual fantasy I have of him where I am dominated by him in bed after he consumes one of his male vitality products. His cock would grow 15 inches in length pulverizing my asshole and it'd feel great. This fantasy is what gets me off now a days.

A couple weeks back i made my own Alex Jones love doll to satisfy my sexual desires for him. I bought an inflatable blow up doll on amazon (real high quality one, sent me back 400$ but it was worth every penny) and a large dildo called "the great American challenge". Thanks to my creative craftsman's ship I was able to print a good photo of Alex Jones's face and tape it onto the blowup dolls face. This somewhat worked in making my fantasy become real. But something feels missing.

It is no secret that I am a huge fan when it come to eating ass and as of a few days ago my mouth has been watering whenever I see Alex Jones bend down on his show. This has caused me to reach a climax like no other. I can't eat out my blow up dolls asshole since those dolls weren't meant for receiving rim jobs.

I hope this message reaches someone who can help make my dream come true. I really want to eat that mans prefect thicc ass. As of now, I'll just have to make due with what I have 😢

That moment when you click on the Twitter link to see what the actual content is, and it turns out the drama title was true.

The gay frogs will be our secret weapons.

I believe it, just let me eat a couple burgers first, then start the shooting

Fuck it, I'm in. Whose Pabst Blue Ribbon do I need to roofie so Bernie can beat them with his cane?

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apparently the Democrats are ahead of schedule

Like how many civil wars have we planned to launch already?