This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

2. /u/Loate - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

3. https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/s... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

4. https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft/s... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

5. https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

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Jesus Snappy, you're so on the mark sometines that I'm positive you're sentient.

Step 1: Try to code a bot Step 2: Fail Step 3: Post as the bot, get praise for realism

I'm glad John Bain is dead too, though that's because of my disdain for field-of-view sliders.

I think that all shooters should have a mandatory 115 FOV and if you can't deal with it you don't deserve to be a gamer!

115 FOV? Do I look like a fucking prey animal? I'm a hunter. 90 or less.

You're a camper, not a hunter. A hunter has to see multiple prey and competitors at once. 110-120 was standard for Quake1, and that's on 4:3 monitors.

Not all of us are playing our games on TVs 10 feet away

harsh but fair

Here am I guessing myself - how long will we have to wait until this kind sir will find a sexual abuse twitter message directed to him?

Kluwe walk[ed] around the locker room with a hole ripped out of his pants -- in the back, near his rectum -- and said he was a "Penn State victim."

That's not homophobic, it's fucking hilarious. The absolute state of modern journalism.

/u/Loate what is harassment if not telling someone you're glad their husband is just because they played video games?

/u/Loate give us a tip on who's going to inevitably accuse you

Can't we just agree that all three of them are cunts?

Cunts and Twitter: name a more perfect duo.

What did TotalBiscuit do personally?

He dared to say that gaming journalism is shit. As a gaming journalist, I find that deeply offensive.

Kluwe was a punter. He didn't get brain injuries.

Also: Lol Goobergaters

He started with the brain damage natively.

Punter is the position reserved for the guys who come in with the brain damage built in.

Shit I hadn't realized people were sperging out about the ArenaNet devs. They acted like shit and got fired, what's the big deal?

It happened on Twitter so the sperging is mandatory.

Am I delusional to think that Twitter wasn't this bad until around 2014?

Yes. All social media has always been trash.

And Twitter particularly so.

The Arab Spring convinced Twitter powerusers and staff that things on their site actually matter in real life and it's made it easily the worst social media platform.

This is something that hurts me a lot, the Arab Spring had a lot of negative consequences, but the effect it had on news media is overwhelming. Suddenly tweets became newsworthy, the concept of a trustworthy source disappeared and it made twittards so God damn unbearable

Well one of them was a woman in gaming, so you know got to take another whack at the gamergate dead horse

"muh harassment(that doesn't exist)" - people who harass on a regular basis

One is a woman.

All these GG era lolcows are desperate for attention all of a sudden.

All of a sudden? It never stopped for them.

Anyone who participated in GG, pro or anti, should be castrated on the grounds that they probably raped someone, no use in wasting time with a conviction.

I pointed and laughed. What do I get?

Their testicles.

Score

Those still crying after Gamergate are looking for attention, and that autistic freak-out just so happened to give them lots of attention. They're trying to make a Gamergate 2: Autistic Boogaloo so they can be relevant again.

Holyfuck, watching the drama taking place live on r/GuildWar2 and now seeing how journos are trying so hard to spin it as the cunt being the victim lmao.

Videogames. Not even once.

Do you have articles in mind?

https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/6/17541318/guild-wars-arenanet-jessica-price-peter-fries-fired-reddit I guess?

Thanks. I don't read any of that stuff, so I wouldn't even know where to look.

It's in one of the linked twat threads, if you scroll up to what started it.

Just another fine example of exemplary journalism.

GamerGate was right all along.

Videogames. Not even once.

Hey dude, don't blame gaming on this. If Gamers™ had any say, people like Price would never have been allowed in the industry.

"The industry" lmao

being such a degenerate that you think video games aren't an industry in spite of literally making billions

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY INBOX YOU WEEBO

REEEEEEEEE

Video games are literally a bigger industry than movies and music.

lol chicks like her are fucking everywhere dude, you only hear about them in the video game industry because gamers dont take their shit ala gamergate

inb4 THEY TARGETED GAMERS

"Gamers" are mentaly ill overgrown children that should find a better hobby.

A better hobby like starting fights over a person kicking a ball?

I was thinking of Dick sucking

You can play games and suck dick at the same time.

Even if 你有自闭症?

自闭症

I learned a word today.

You tell me.

Like watching other people kick a ball and claiming other peoples wins as your own.

Hey atleast our wins while still as worthless as the rest are Our own.

why is his twitter handle "Cassandra"?

He's trans now too for extra oppression points.

He definitely has brain damage and mental illness at this point.

He was a fucking punter though. Those fools rarely get hit in the noggin so this is more likely organic retardation and not cte caused.

He could be a fucking prostitute and he'd still have brain damage, it shows in the shit he says and does

Please tell me this is true.

This is true.

She sounds like every female dev ever. That's why I avoid doing code reviews for female coworkers.

As a male feminist, football player, and someone who is very concerned about gamer gate, the question is not if Chris Kluwe has committed a rape, it’s how many he has committed.

Hes a punter, he wasn't getting laid. He's basically a cheerleader with a bussy

he got fired for being shit at the easiest position in the nfl and tried to claim it was because of how much he supported the gays lol

also his head is a funny weird shape

I'm a Vikings fan, he was't horrible but what punter isn't expendable? It's because he was confrontational and he was a punter. If the coaching staff has to answer questions from the media about a punter's off the field antics, said punter isn't going to be around long

I remember a little bit before he got fired his coach came out and said he wished Chris would practice more and talk less, but he knows he can't tell him what to do. Every response to that was "Chris is about to get cut." Except Chris, who's response to that was "why do you hate the gays?"

Don't forget, wasn't he one of if not the highest paid punter at the time? And his stats were down. And he was publicly blaming his stats being down on his coach. It was a shitshow at the time and it was obvious he was about to be cut.

wtf is chocolatebiscuit?

A guy who used to tell people to get cancer who himself died of ass cancer

Pretty funny

Ok then. Public Service Announcement

why do you have this

Can someone explain this to me? WTF is an ArenaNet, why did they fire some chick and what does it have to do with some former Punter reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about TB?

Sorry for my lack of knowledge, but I barely followed gamer drama and still can't be bothered to care about either of the sides.

Except TB, his radical centrism will be unironically missed.

Arenanet is the company which develops an mmo called gw2 (pretty good as far as mmos go). Earlier this week a storywriter posts a justification as to why the PC is bland like those crackers they serve with soup, ANet partner and streamer says something about how the PC could potentially be less bland, gets called “rando asshat” and sperged at by the storywriter/dev. Entire reddit community gets mad at dev, dev and other company veteran who tweeted in support fired two days later to deflect PR nightmare.

Same dev sperged at previous job and tweeted about how she was glad TB died. Punter seems to have reeeeed in a similar vein and decides to rally around the unemployed ex-dev. And nothing of value was lost.

> totalbuiscuit

Incels daddy

hes just bitter because he thought he could have that level of influence

how is that harassing his wife. jesus kill all gamers

What does a Necron from 40k have to do with this.

u/Loate you may have CTE.

Does anyone have a link to any of the stuff Totalbiscuit did that made all these people so mad? I never saw it anywhere after he died even with all the people coming out and talking shit about him.

It doesn't exist.

It's because it's a if you're not with us you're against us mentality.

He was a huge left supporter, that was the greatest irony of it all.

He didn't like the leftoids so KiA thought that TB was a nazi just like they are. Then TB said Trump and his supporters are fucking retards. He triggered the snowflakes on both of the sides.

RIP sweet prince.

He was a true drama king.

He wrote a twitlonger that attacked a few games journalists and didn’t brand GG people as satanspawn immediately, and I think he called out a few journalists on some shit that sparked a few fucks to harass them on twitter. Don’t have any links sadly.

He did fuck all that deserves his death being rejoiced, he wasn’t Thatcher for Christ’s sake and even then I thought the rejoicing was in bad taste... The U.K. got ding dong the witch is dead to top of the charts when she died.

He was a punter, not a football player.

Didn't he die like a month and a half ago? Why do people still care?

Virtue signalling I guess, or they’re holding back their views until the death is out of the news so they can rejoice in it.

Reminder that ({Chris Kluwe}) covered up a rape

NSFW source

NFL player and Gawker writer

Can someone explain this to me, I'm missing a few chromosomes short.

Chris Kluwe was a punter for the Vikings until he got fired. He got his start as a "writer" when he posted a totally /r/thatHappened story on Deadspin about how he was fired because every member of the Vikings front office was a shitlord prone to ranting about how gay people should be burned alive. His writing style can be be described as "the sort of shit you see on /r/bestof": Lots of allcaps toughguy posturing and "hilarious" creative swearing. He can normally be found bitching about video games and getting roasted in the Deadspin comments section.

Mod him please.

Dude was a pretty good punter but was so toxic that he wasn't even offered a contract after his twitter rants.

which I'm sure makes sense to someone who has suffered multiple concussions.

Kluwe was a punter, which is a very infrequently-hit position, so the correct joke would have been

which I'm sure makes sense to someone famous for being on "special teams"

Chris Kluwe got his start when he posted a totally /r/thatHappened story about how he was fired from the Vikings because every member of the front office was a shitlord prone to ranting about how gay people should be burned alive. Now he spends his days bitching about video games and getting roasted in the Deadspin comments section.

Mod Chris Kluwe please.