You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

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Well there goes the one thing I liked about Obama.

Why is Obama using alt-right Gamergate talking points? Was he a plant all along?

Close. He was a white male all along.

It'd be great if he was just a really tanned guy, like Rachel Dolezal

He's actually a white guy named Barry O'Brien.

He's half white. Obama is Logic confirmed, he even was very indirectly in charge of suicide hotlines

[[[O']]]Brien

The whiskey trail deepens

The alt-left birther movement against an ex-president would be the height of leftist purity testing. I'm pretty disappointed that we'll never have that ever happen.

Give it a few decades. By then the racial makeup an thus the politics will reverse.

Tbh Obama is probably the single whitest man in America.

First White President

I mean, he is acting "whiter" than Trump, for sure.

Trump is like a constant episode of jersey shore.

He even goes to fuckin church...

He was a white male all along.

Indeed. One drop rule.

SHOW ME THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Most Irish President not assassinated

This is why I voted for him

Considering the fact it looks like he's mid-dab in this news photo, you could be right.

Tbf considering him as black is a throwback to all that "one drop rule" racist bullshit. Obama is as white as he is black.

50% white, 50% black, 100% Austronesian. Don't let the racist blacks and whites deceive you into thinking Obama belongs to them just because of his "race"

They had him dancing on my counties news tonight in Kenya or some shit. Can confirm he is the whitest muthafucker I've seen get down in a while

Half white = full Mayo.

Clearly a Russian psyop.

Obama is half-white and full mayo.

The Russians finally did it, they hacked Obama.

Mixed race people like Obama or myself then to have a broader view of these issues and don't get caught up in one camp.

One drop rule

Mutt people like myself

Ftfy

That's not true at all

You'll get the rope AND the gulag

Obama is smart enough to know white people are the fault of black people.

56%ers like you make me sick. tfu tfu mongrel

Don't 56%ers identify as white? I identify as brown.

How often do people think you're Arab or Mexican?

I've gotten that. I've also gotten Greek.

How would an Indian be mistaken for an Arab? There's probably more hair on an Arab/Jew family of four than the entirety of India.

Smart move. Imagine having a superior race to identify as and choosing the mayo half instead 😂😂😂

Yeah, I would hope you do, that's how you do college.

Here we see a mayo freaking out about his people quickly going extinct.

myself

Hapas, beaner or black ? I need to know so I can hurl the right racist insult at you.

White/Indian

Hapas, then. How does it feels to have a microdick ?

It's not a problem since I mostly take girlcock up the butt

I was going to continue shitting on you, but I can respect the dedication to cleaning your ass to take dicks up your ass. Half an hour to get a quick fuck is impressive.

half an hour of work

t. noob with level 1 enema skill

Agreed. I can clean out faster than that guy jumping into the lake

Can't even argue against that, ed.

Well you should know, you're french

Did your boyfriend left you for a frenchman, again ?

can confirm. am half mayo half mexican, so both the far left and far right hate different parts of me. this is why i say halfcasts like me are the true masterrace, we are born to be radical centrists.

can confirm. am half mayo half mexican

So you're literally a mayo that can get a half decent tan, right?

Half beaner half mayo is the ultimate miscegenation trap tho

But beans are already half mayo.

It's more like an obsession with race because your whole life is likely based on it.

Kenyan

Mixed race

nice one mate

His mom is white

don't get caught up in one camp

just you wait kid

Thanks Obummer

Politics: REEEEE GAMERGATER TALKING POINTS REEEEE

I would love to see gladiator-style fights between r/politics and r/the_donald users. It would prolly be the most unintentionally hilarious bloodsport in history

Who will win? Mayo males who are fighting for their right to be despicable racist pieces of shit hopped up on fentanyl, or mayo males who are constantly self-flagellating and fighting in the name of minorities when absolutely no one asked them to do that?

We will have to wait for referee Space Daddy's decision.

My money is on the masculine white men with the guns and drugs.

t_d

masculine

🤔

If they somehow armor their rascals to battle ready condition t_d might have a slight chance.

Thonk status: thanked

It's a relative term

It's OK as long as the penis is feminine.

Seems like a poor bet. I'll take the nu-males and soyboys then.

I mean they would win the fight but they would still lose because they would have to continue living as themselves.

Whoever Wins - They Lose

oh dear....is this serious?

"drugs," here, being the kind that one "nods off" on after having lost all fine motor control. good analysis, definitely an unstoppable fighting force

Nobody except T_D users like yourself think there in any way nontwinkish.

They talk the talk, but do they walk the walk? I think probably not. Probably both are largely gaymers with wasted away bodies who shriek at the light.

You're forgetting about the 12 yo incels mixed in with the fentanyl users. There's weight classes, duh

12 yo incels

I think unlike racists and fentanyl users the idea of 12 yos being incels is actually a good thing.

Fuck, randomly throwing out insults just made me look like an idiot. I'm basically /u/devavrata17

Two mayos enter, one mayo leaves.

/r/Drama would win. No one else could fight as dirty.

Yeah that wouldn't be much of a fight. r/politics is all soy; T_D is at least 5 or 10% people who eat foods other than tendies.

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice

Hey, since Obama made this statement, perhaps the left will listen and stop spouting both alienating and outlandish shit that will ultimately lead to a more healthy, reasonable mindset in the liberal party?

"I'm about sick and fucking tired of listening to this victimhood bullshit. White men are on the top of the economic and social ladders. Sure they're people just like everyone else and have problems like everyone else, but that's the end of it. They don't have to worry about not finding a job because of the color of their skin or their names. They don't have to worry about not finding a place to live because of those things. Do men have to worry about being raped and police not listening to them because of the cloths they wore or the fact that they had a couple of beers?..."

...Welp, nevermind. Have fun losing in a few years...again.

Hey, since Obama made this statement, perhaps the left will listen

hahaha. that's good.

The left ultimately doesn't care who you are. You are an ally to them up until you aren't, and then you just get branded an uncle tom.

Do men have to worry about being raped and police not listening to them because of the cloths they wore or the fact that they had a couple of beers

Yes, yes and yes?

Someone read the Guardian article.

The guardian article on the same subject probably is pretending like the comment doesn't exist.

Choc Ice mother fucker

related articles: lobstermen caught in the net

J Peterson fans BTFO

REGRESIVE

MIDDLE-AGED

MAN

Obama, the GamerGate icon

Please journos. Please just do it. Just once. I can die happy.

What an unbelievable cuck.

Look at grandpa being old enough to vote for him the first time.

🚨🚨🚨 underage b& 🚨🚨🚨

👮 <(You are not allowed to be here, young man.)

Being young is radical. Make way for the new age grandma

Oldicide when?

Kind of an extreme geronticide policy when you're killing people still in their twenties. I advocate 45 as the cutoff point myself.

You young tide pod gobbling screen addicts have no clue what a hards day work is! I had to walk uphill both ways just to find a tire fire to cook my boots so I could eat for the week! Entitled is what you are. Whining about things that don't even matter. God damn brainwashed by the liberal museums and colleges. I tell ya.

WEE WOO WEE WOO

😨😰🤢🤮

They missed the "opportunity" to choose between Kerry & Gdub's second term

obunga says eat this onions

I worked on Obama's campaign in 2008 and I would vote for him again, over the contemporaneous opponents (McCain/Romney). And I would definitely vote for Barry over Hillary again, over and over forever lol.

I would not vote for Obama over God-Emperor Trump, however.

I would not vote for Obama over God-Emperor Trump, however.

I can't tell if you're on a level of Irony here, but keep yourself safe either way.

Obama------>Trump is even more retarded than Bernie----->Trump.

Hillary is basically an uncool Obama with a vagina.

Safe-posting is forbidden now, buddy. Delete this hatespeech.

KYS: Ohana means family, and KYS means keep yourself safe, because despite the mean drunks and the touchy uncle, we're all a family together.

From the sidebar, bucko. I'm just concerned about your safety and well being

Same tbqh fam. Except for the working part.

lol look at the /r/politics thread

yikes

And now people remember that Obama is half mayo.

t. Half mayo

Yet again my 1-drop rule proves effective.

You're better at tayposting. Go back to that.

I will don't worry, stay tuned for a taypost tomorrow!

You've disappointed me.

I POSTED ONE BUT THE MODS REMOVED IT I SWEAR

Don't lie to me.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/902e08/mfw_an_mdetardsrdine_does_the_impossible_and_says/

It was shoaed almost immediately. But dw I'll keep posting.

"quit being mean to white men" says a white dude

RIP White ppl in South Af

wtf i love obama now!!!!

but seriously, where tf was this obama back like 8 year ago

Look at the cross post for this on /r/politics. It's at 0.

That's an absurdly brigaded post lmao.

Yet he constantly shit on his white grandfather that paid for Obama to go to one of the most expensive schools in America