did you guys ever watch that episode of The Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy commits suicide and everyone's lives were better without him and the writers portrayed him as noble for being willing to burn in hell so other people would be happy

194  2018-07-20 by MasterLawlz

I feel like /r/drama users would like the episode

Timmy did the cartoon equivalent of committing suicide by wishing he had never been born and the whole episode was spent showing how literally everyone's lives were better without him, even the people that make his life a living hell. His parents had a ton of money, his bald friend had hair, I think even Mr. Crocker was a functioning human being (which to be fair made sense in-universe)

Jorgen VonStrangle says that kids who wish they were never born go to hell (like, he literally opened up a crack in the ground where fire started shooting out) and Timmy was willing to go there because he felt like it was for the greater good. He was then congratulated for being willing to do this and Jorgen decided to let him live....with the knowledge that every day he is alive he is a massive burden on the planet

I don't know why but I just randomly thought of the episode again in adulthood and thought it was the funniest shit that a cartoon made an episode where the message was "You should kill yourself because everyone else will be happy. Yes, you WILL burn in hell but it's still for the greater good so you should do it anyway". I honestly don't know if I've ever seen anything that absurdly nihilistic in any medium.

I wonder how many children actually attempted suicide because of that episode

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1  fingerpaintswithpoop 2018-07-20

Yes. I also have have just one question.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

That's a great question, kiddo. Was it fetal alcohol syndrome? Not as far as I know. Was I abused physically or emotionally? Nope, my family was actually quite nice. Did I perhaps get into a severe car wreck that permanently warped my personality? Again, not as far as I know.

You may all just have to come to the haunting realization that some people are, in fact, born like me.

2  _Suprememe_ 2018-07-20

Sometimes some of first few critical meioses just don't go as planned following initial conception.

1  Chancehighfill1 2018-07-20

Autistic?

1  SamWhite 2018-07-20

I have no idea what show you're talking about.

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-20

Downvoted

1  SamWhite 2018-07-20

i cry

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-07-20

Pls don't cri ☹️

1  mrsuns10 2018-07-20

You ain’t ever seen The Fairy Oddparents?

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-20

How did you write this but not come to the realization you are the Timmy of /r/drama?

Please maintain your personal safety.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

that's not true because I never get what I wish for

I have yet to have intercourse with Anne Hathaway, nor have I one day woken up with a cock that is so long that it drags on the ground and needs to be ziptied to my thigh to keep me from tripping. I do not have the world's largest collection of Lamborghinis, I barely even have the normal amount of Lamborghinis. Worse yet, no scientist has ever approached me to try out there low calorie lobster and steak dinners that make you healthier when eaten in large quantities.

So no, good sir, I am not the Timmy of this subreddit.

2  Awayfone 2018-07-20

There is such a thing as too big

1  Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-20

I have yet to have intercourse with Anne Hathaway, nor have I one day woken up with a cock that is so long that it drags on the ground and needs to be ziptied to my thigh to keep me from tripping.

I loved that episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

1  alphetasauce 2018-07-20

You have boring wishes, except for Anne Hathaway. She's my kind of crazy.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

I tried to turn her birthday into a holiday called Anne HathaDay but it didn't really catch on and was probably one of the reasons people thought I was weird in high school

4  VioletBroregarde 2018-07-20

one of the reasons people knew I was weird in high school

Fixed

1  alphetasauce 2018-07-20

I liked her in that one movie where she plays a druggie. I wanted to date that druggie and ride the train wreck to it's inevitable conclusion.

1  menvaren 2018-07-20

was probably one of the reasons people thought I was weird in high school

You are honestly my second favorite person here, but I can't imagine how long that list of reasons was.

1  d4ddyd54m4 2018-07-20

ML is the best person here. What, you prefer Ed?

1  menvaren 2018-07-20

ML is the best person here.

Snally is the best person here you weirdo.

1  d4ddyd54m4 2018-07-20

Nah she’s too normal. The best people are all a bit broken on the inside. You saw ML’s photo, right?

3  _Suprememe_ 2018-07-20

How can ML be the best if he's all broken on the outside?

1  mcslibbin 2018-07-20

snally is like a neo nazi of some sort now

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-20

Her mouth is too big otherwise 10/10

1  charming_tainter 2018-07-20

If your cock were that big you'd pass out everytime you got a boner

1  CirqueDuFuder 2018-07-20

He would never get a boner.

1  Boring_normie 2018-07-20

He's probably the type that gets hard just thinking about that one girl whose facebook photos he faps to at night.

1  serialflamingo 2018-07-20

I was gonna ask why you'd wish for a cock like that and then I remembered you're a virgin.

1  LambOfCod 2018-07-20

Heh... you know what? You're alright Lawlz... don't come to r/drama tomorrow...

1  Matthew94 2018-07-20

there low

their

1  respaaaaaj 2018-07-20

Hey Lawlz I hope you take the right message from that episode.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

that Dan Harmon needs to get off his lazy drunken ass and take some notes from Nickelodeon if he wants to make Rick and Morty truly woke/depressing

1  mrsuns10 2018-07-20

Wubba Lubba dub dub!

1  Boring_normie 2018-07-20

piggle rigg XD

1  mcslibbin 2018-07-20

do you feeeel it

do you feeeeel it

1  [deleted] 2018-07-20

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1  MooseHeckler 2018-07-20

I am in great pain.

1  ason 2018-07-20

I gotta suck ya little Morty penis

1  VioletBroregarde 2018-07-20

Bidi bidi boom boom

1  aef823 2018-07-20

Do you really want a Dan taking notes from Dan "My foot boner is getting wider" Schnieder?

1  Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-20

that Dan Harmon needs to get off his lazy drunken ass

Then you clearly don't know Dan Harmon!

1  DrRockzosCocaine 2018-07-20

Holy fuck dude, I know which episode you are talking about. 10 year old me was left thinking wtf?

1  Honk4Tits 2018-07-20

the creator of that is a diehard evangelical Christian.

1  Robot879 2018-07-20

In retrospect that makes a lot of sense.

1  Ultrashitposter 2018-07-20

how so?

3  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-07-20

If you commit suicide, you go to hell.

Also brush your fucking teeth.

1  hahalolspazz90 2018-07-20

because the show is fucking gay

1  ScoobyDooHentai 2018-07-20

I only watch superior Japanese harem anime that ask deep questions such as, "how oblivious can an MC be?" and "how big can we make her tits?" and most importantly "what if we drew a cute girl and called it a boy?" Tell me Mr. Lawlz, does your stupid gaijin cartoons answer questions like those? Heh, I thought not.

1  CocoNutsOn 2018-07-20

Lawlz, are you feeling a bit down?

Anne Hathaway is pretty hot, good taste!

1  LimonKopf 2018-07-20

'It's a Wishful Life'

As much as everyone seems to hate it, I unironically love how mean-spirited it is.

1  TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-07-20

I can’t believe it aired even after all this time. Like this is not sneaking in hidden innuendo like other cartoons it’s just straight up awful. The fact that the people at Nick aired it amazes me

5  _Suprememe_ 2018-07-20

Twitter didn't exist in 2004, so writing children's cartoons that were actually funny was far less likely to ignite moral panic.

1  Boring_normie 2018-07-20

I fucked your sister.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

was it good?

1  Boring_normie 2018-07-20

She said I was more dominant in bed than your dad was.

1  MasterLawlz 2018-07-20

Weird, because my sister and I don't share the same dad

1  ShizukaHiratsuka 2018-07-20

So?

1  menvaren 2018-07-20

That just makes it hotter.

1  Plexipus 2018-07-20

a cartoon made an episode where the message was "You should kill yourself because everyone else will be happy. Yes, you WILL burn in hell but it's still for the greater good so you should do it anyway"

"Wholesome programming for the whole family, only on the Oaxis Network (Psst, the 'x' stands for #JESUS)!"

3  Awayfone 2018-07-20

Well x would stand for christ

1  reallyrunningnow 2018-07-20

This is a message brought to you by r/childfree. Don't fuck up your life, use condoms

1  charming_tainter 2018-07-20

Did you see the Saved by The Bell episode when Zack gets Jessie hooked on caffeine pills? Super dark😱👿💀☠

1  CirqueDuFuder 2018-07-20

I am genuinely surprised when these posts actually are good.

1  King_Drumpf 2018-07-20

Brought to you by Oaxis

1  toynbeeidea16 2018-07-20

Shut up

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-07-20

If only you had taken the moral to heart before you started posting on the internet

What a better world it would have been

1  TherpDerp 2018-07-20

Butch Hartman was not afraid to stray away from that shit.

1  storejet 2018-07-20

What about the episode where we find out why Mr.Crocker is obsessed with fairies. That episode was pretty traumatizing.

1  Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-07-20

Danny phantom was cooler and got people to do bigger irl things anyways