I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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Gets me every time

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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oh i started the anime this was based on

which anime?

yeah i waslol

WEABOOs GET THE FUCK OUTT!!!!

it was fun, you should give it a chance ;3c

Taking cultural advice from someone with your name

That's like taking financial advice from someone (((who doesn't have this around his name)))

i also give questionable betting advice too!

i kill

It could be "kiss him, not me" too

That's what I was thinking.

Hey, me too. Watashi Ga Motete Dousunda, right?

Is that where the girl don't eats for one week because her favorite character of a TV show gets killed, right?

https://i.imgur.com/r0fXL4q.gif?1

Blaire White appears to be pretty hot for a tranny. It's too bad she doesn't do porn, which the internet has conditioned me to believe is basically the livelyhood of every hot tranny out there.

The rest of them just sperg out on Reddit over video games and feminism.

That looks nothing like Blaire white you horny retard

That video is literally how Blaire White got famous you absolute mong

That looks nothing like Blaire white you horny retard

[#gt](being this retarded)

she

Don't speak that way about my favorite BASED^TM Tranny again

Lol, that's not Blaire White. That's some random college student with no discernible tranny features.

Blair is a straight up retard politically though. She may be a bit better if she didn't spend 80% of her videos sucking up to rightoids and playing the BASTE trap^tm role.

A tranny seeking attention? You don't say

Traps don't come in 3D mate

That's not Blaire white. Get your eyes checked, mate.

Why is the text to imgur but the actual link to some bumfuck korean webserver?

너 무슨 뜻이야?

and it's now down, people getting their bitcoins stolen.

Insatiable “promotes fat-shaming, teaches young people that if you don’t eat, you’ll become skinny and desirable....

Who would belle such lies

People who prefer the sweet lie over the bitter truth

sweet donuts you mean

Sweet pie

While it's obviously true it isn't really a healthy or optimal way to lose weight.

I got a feeling though that if they showed the girl losing weight by dieting, counting calories, eating healthier, maybe doing some cardio all the fat activists would online also REEEE about that and claim that most fat girls can't actually lose weight like that because something, something muh metabolism.

These people are incredibly fascinating just because of how objectively wrong they are. I can almost guarantee they would hate that shit, and their "reasons" would be:

• she is conforming to societal beauty standards of thinness instead of being happy with her fat self, stigmatizing fat people more, making them feel like they "don't belong"

• she is promoting "diet culture" which to them does not work, they'll throw in some stat about how most dieters revert within 5 years. Bonus points if you include a point about how capitalism makes it so diets are naturally unsuccessful

• she is enouraging eating disorders by losing weight, which will encourage others to have eating disorders to lose weight

You know they really hate dieting when they thing it's easier to changes reality then loose weight by dieting.

When your entire identity group can be genocided by treadmills, maybe it isn't that much of an identity to begin with

Don't talk like that, next they will make petion to U.N. so doctors will stop recommending diets be ouse muh genocide

Diets do not in fact work. Losing weight and staying thin requires permanent adjustment to your eating habits. Crash diets, and returning to normal behavior afterwards, is why so many womens weights yo-yo up and down.

The diet worked if they lost the weight they wanted to. If you go back to stuffing your face after you will gain weight back sure, but the diet still worked.

Diets work if their current diet isn't the source of why they're obese.

However if they're fat because their diet is THAT shitty, changing the diets permanently is a good idea.

Because they eat so little (in weight) but still ain't losing fat, because they are still consuming fat and sugar mostly.

it's really too common for them to claim to barely eat anything and then you find out they start their day with a donut + coffee with tons of sugar Starbucks combination which already has +1000 calories.

Something like 1500 calories per day is actually quite a bit of food if you eat healthy.

Especially when they're like 5'2" and sit at a desk all day.

Some people don't seem to comprehend that 2000/day is for moderately-active medium-height males.

(Not to mention the 1000+ calories in drinks that they completely ignore.)

After i started to look calories, i noticed that how much normal food is 1000 calories oposed 1000 calories worth of shitty food.

Now a day i rather eat nice pizza or kebab rather then +1000 calories worth of donuts and candy, when my shitty eating day comes.

Yeah, greasy food will make you feel like shit, but it won't make you fat nearly as fast as sugar/alcohol.

Something like 1500 calories per day is actually quite a bit of food if you eat healthy.

When I first started eating right I had difficulty even making it to my selfimposed limit of 1600. I just was so friggin stuffed all the time.

Same. It’s crazy how calorie dense so many foods are without being filling.

1500 calories is like 3 pounds of baked potatoes or 1.5 pounds of fish. It's a lot if you bulk up the meals with low calorie-to-satiety food.

Eating less is absolutely a good way to lose weight if you're a fatty

Yes, but most people think eating less means eating nothing. Which could lead to anoreixa, because fat people usually want a drastic change in their body.

Everyone loses weight by eating less calories than they burn, whether you're a fatty or not. To not eat anything isn't the way to go about it though.

Yet if you're a short guy, 'Sorry, life's just not fair sometimes.'

Body Acceptance is only for fat women. It is not for fat men, short men, very tall women or disfigured people.

Its only shallow if the woman is skinny. If you like fat women because of their appeal to you visually, its the same shit just tipped to a fat girl’s favor.

Fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat - Peter Griffin

I genuinely hate fat people who aren’t good enough to hate themselves.

They hate themselves, they just refuse to admit it.

Yet that just isn’t how it happens. She doesn’t stop eating, she can’t eat. Her mouth us wired shut.

I lost 25 lbs in the last month and a half from ~210-185, I feel so much better and look so much better. These dumbasses are missing out. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make a hamplanet put down a burger.

I expect stuff from this series will be highlighted online and then end up on r/fatlogic

We already have had endless amounts of posts of people complaining about it and it isn't even out yet. I don't even get the hate. If anything, this will show that fat people are "oppressed" or whatever.

As someone who studies fat stigma

lmao

Also, regarding all those statistics about being treated worse if you are fat, guess fucking what, so do short men, at last you fat whales can lose weight.

Go to SK, they’ll bust your legs and help you grow taller!

Dem Tinder bitches won’t know what hit them.

Lmao the "but what about the short men!?" battle cry is just as pathetic tbqh.

i have been told that they will never learn

Shorties might be pathethic, but at least they didn't choose to be short.

They choose to be pathetic though.

by not being tall

They could always be rich. Women, by their feminine nature, are nurturing, caring and very forgiving of rich men.

Funny works too but that usually requires a level of personality you wont find on the short side of reddit

I'll always laugh upon instruction. In the next Reddit iteration, you'll be able to pay to rent a studio audience.

The thing with the funny out is that it's an absolute ton of work to maintain.

Truth. There's a reason that professional comedians are so often fucked up personality-wise. When you become "the funny guy" you're basically mortgaging your identity for social capital and you also have to relentlessly pander to keep your edge.

Level 66 personality.

Or have confidence. I know a short guy who constantly dates attractive women taller than he is.

It seems we have similar opinions and might possibly discuss our theories further. How about we name a subreddit after an element from a classic sci-fi movie, and take our crypto-hate to a new level?

As long as we can leave the oversized emojis behind.

Nah.

You can be long and pathetic, you can be short and pathetic. You can be long and cool, and you can be short and cool.

Danny DeVito is a good example of the latter.

I have to see Danny in interviews and shit, all I have from the guy is IASIP and that's pretty fucking pathetic lmao.

good point, one of the richest and most famous celebrities in the world is a great representation of the average short guy.

Perhaps he is rich and famous because he chose to not be a pathetic loser.

oh good point, it's pretty much that easy. brb becoming rich and famous.

You're still oozing of patheticness, sorry.

God made them short because He could predict how pathetic they would be

The fuck? What battle cry? It's just pointing out hypocrisy. Short guys don't say a word in general.

You probably do, but we can't hear you from all the way up here...

As a tall individual, I am frequently bombarded about my privilege from the unstanding.

I actually feel bad about it... Thank God I wasn't born short, but short people can't control their height, while fatties can control their weight

Oh... grow up 😏

We all agree being a manlet is much worse than anything else

guess fucking what, so do short men

WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

If they could learn God wouldn't have made them manlets

Height = centimeters in - centimeters out. Get w/ the program, Frodo.

Manlet spotted!

Manlet detektiert

Sometimes it is hard to spot short men. But they do their best to make themselves noticed.

I'm a sociologists.

At least she's honest about how fat she is

Comedian and writer Avery Edison wrote, “You don’t get to defend any part of your show as ‘body positive’ if a single second of it features an actor in a fat suit.”

comedian

The jokes his career

I think she meant "steak", as in what she wants to eat

she

I want a steak.

Is it just me or are the most vocal """celebrities""" about fatshaming always """comedians"""?

Lets be honest here, its women. Women cannot handle being told they are doing something wrong. Media is filling them, literally and figuratively, to the brim with false esteem and fake 'go girl!' attitudes about how they look.

No-one does this for fat dudes and in fact most women outright think fat guys are disgusting and deserving of disrespect regardless of their own size.

The femoid is immunized against all dangers

Women, amirite?

I don't think its women themselves as much as how they are socialized by companies which target their insecurities.

And places like trollxchromosomes

i saw a study that said around 40% of men would date overweight women but about 10% of women or less said they'd date a fat man.

now around 1 in 2 women under 40 are overweight in america, so that means that most fat women wouldn't even date a fat guy.

I'm confused. How is any of that "comedy"?

Obese people are funny. Get over it.

Muh fat rolls

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You just have to say "drumpf" on Twitter these days to qualify as a comedian.

avery edison

isn't that the trans chick that tweeted about trans people having periods recently?

Lazy roastie shouldve gained the weight for real and lost it during filming of the show, what happened to method acting?

That is what men do.

charlize theron was so gross as aileen wournos. she's method acting there.

Oh that is a great example, I totally forgot about that. I would call it incredibly rare.

yeah it's super rare. she did a great job though.

Other examples:

January Jones for "Mad Men"

Renee Zellweger for "Bridget Jones's Diary" (the first, I have no idea if she did for any of the sequels)

I do think it is more rare for women to do it, but there is also a larger stigma against women that are overweight being able to get roles.

January Jones actually wore a fat suit.

Holy shit, you're right. I'll remove that one.

It was really impressive, I couldn't even tell and watched every episode more than once.

If George Clooney can get fat why can't the actress in this show?

This would show that weight loss is possible, making the ice cream inhalers even madder.

show them pictures of christian bale gaining and then losing weight.

They ignore that or say there’s a minority of people who actually can lose weight.

Fun Fact: Tom Hanks actually did that for that volleyball movie

Agreed. Renee zellwhatever did it for both bridget jones movies and its more authentic that way.

The real issue is Disney sitcoms grooming young girls

um no it’s about ethics in something journalism

Gaming.

Gamers

Gaaaaaaaaaaame

Dude, if I had a daughter, I wouldn't let her watch most of that Disney crap. Sleeping beauty? Dude makes out with you while you are unconscious and it's just true love. Never mind in the original story he raped her, got her pregnant and she gave birth while still under. It was a baby trying to suckle her that pulled out the thorn and woke her up. Beauty and the Beast? A monster captures you, locks you away and you just need to change him with your love?

I blame Disney for the schizoid nature of 3rd wave feminism.

Let fat people play fat characters. Let us tell our own stories.

I mean, this really boils down to whether its cheaper to buy a fat suit for a thin actress or CGI a heavier actress to appear thinner for every single post-weightloss scene.

Definitely used a fat suit because using a fat person and then being completely sure they'll be thin and ready to continue shooting on time is a disaster waiting to happen. I don't understand this argument that they should have used a fat actress, since most of these fat advocates think it's impossible to lose weight.

They think they should have used a fat actress, and that she stayed fat and also became the prom queen or whatever the show is about.

I mean, if Rob McElhenney could do it...

They could use a thin actress, and tell her to fatten up for the first fat scenes.

That sounds incredibly unhealthy, and like a script a feeder would write.

Well there are actresses and actors who have gained a bunch of weight for roles, then lose it. It would just take way too long to film it that way I suppose. I just hate how the fat suit looks so fucking fake. At least have her look like a realistic fat person lmao

this is a month old fucking post

Welcome back ;)

A fat person could also just lose weight for later scenes, but we all know this isn't happening.

If you shot the show in reverse, you could just have a skinny person eat a lot.

It depends. Get them the right gear and they can do it. Fix their hormones and get them some tren. Otherwise it will take significant time unless you want to end up as a skinny fat lanklet. That's like being a manlet and worse than being fat.

worse than being fat.

Ah yes, because being obese and crying about oppression is awesome in comparison.

Being a skinny fat lanklet or manlet is like having a small dick. It's embarrassing.

Your name implies you are trying to distract from how awful being obese is.

I am not detracting how bad it is. I'm saying how bad it is compared to the other horrible things.

Yeah dude there is no way being obese is better than being unfit but normal weight. This is some serious denial.

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It's actually a really powerful steroid that's not legal for human use. IIRC, it's for bulking up cattle. But it's extremely effective. There is liver toxicity, but everything has downsides.

I mean yeah,all that is said in the article

Unless it's Christian Bale. I could see that motherfucker doing a biopic of John Candy and following it up with a holocaust survivor role a few months later.

he's one dedicated thespian!

Tom Hanks did it for Cast Away. Although he put on weight specifically to lose it later, which he did do. The production had to be paused for a year though.

buy a fat suit for a thin actress or CGI

P R A C T I C A L E F F E C T S

Eh, the new thing is people being outraged because actors might actually try to act.

But I'll tell you what, I'll absolutely cast you as a fat person for the show. You just have to lose the weight to become the skinny one when needed.

See "Cast Away" for reference.

Lard apologists are, without exaggeration, everything wrong with society. Cause why make slight change that improves your life when you can (1) deflect blame, (2) insist other people accept you despite your obvious shortcomings, (3) make no effort to improve yourself, (4) concoct a retarded quasi-protected class status for yourself, and (5) burden society ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

This is how I feel about people who doesn't recycle.

same but with people who don't grammar

Grammar is a tool of the devil

you just also described every corporation..

Woah...

Leave it to retards to think changing reality is easier than doing an hour of working out every week.

And a scholar and activist who studies fat stigma wrote, “I can unequivocally say that this series will do serious damage to the lives of fat teenagers who may watch the show.”

Kinda wanna watch this show now

The damage!

That's a lot!

Imagine those being your scholar credentials

Did you watch the trailer? It looks retarded.

and that doctors are more likely to blame a fat person’s illness on their weight than look for underlying causes.

Why it's almost as if being obese causes all sorts of problems!

Fat people really are the worst.

fat people should be shamed. most fat people are fat because they can't put down the dew and papa johns cheesy bread sticks. we need to remind the hamplanets they're repulsive constantly. it's the american way.

Americans aren't really doing a good job when nearly everyone here is overweight.

Hey! I'm only dating cuz I'm a drunk, you asshole!!!

Pretty soon we'll only be able to make fun of straight white men while will dramatically increase mass shooting...its a vicious cycle

how do people become this retarded smh

As someone who studies fat stigma

And I have a PhD in Lesbian Maids.

But has she studied the blade?

Feminists think anorexia kills more women than obesity.

I think if you ask most fat people, they would love to be thin, like a delicious veal schnitzel. I get that its hard to lose weight and I empathize with them. Where the fuck do these twitter weirdos come from who embrace their disgusting folds?

They misinterpreted HAES. You can be overweight and healthy if you're like Mat Fraser, Crossfit games winner for multiple years with a BMI of 30. Dude's fit as fuck. It doesn't mean huge fat rolls or being skinny fat or being so lean you fuck up your hormones.

You can be overweight and healthy if you're like Mat Fraser, Crossfit games winner for multiple years with a BMI of 30

the dude isn't even overweight by bodyfat, he's simply got a lot of lean mass, he's also pretty lean too.

How can TeenVogue support Communism and obesity at the same time?

I only know one Patty and she is morbidly obese, the name is cursed.

my fat connection name is debbie/deb/deborah. every one i've come across has been overweight with dark long hair.

the name is cursed.

I wonder why that is...

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A patty, in American, Canadian, South African, Australian and New Zealand English, is a flattened, usually round, serving of ground meat or meat alternatives. The meat is compacted and shaped, cooked, and served. Patties can be eaten with a knife and a fork in dishes like Salisbury steak, but are typically served in a sort of sandwich called a "burger", or a hamburger if the patty is made from ground beef. The patty itself can also be called a burger, whether or not it is served in a sandwich, especially in the United Kingdom and Ireland, where the term "patty" is rarely used.

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Whoever wrote the article is probably a landwhale

Fatties are immoral. We live in a world where resources are limited. Why would you want to consume more than you need? That's pretty fucked up and egotistical.

LOL cuz fuck ur planet bro 😂🌏

Eat some spinach every now and then

when resources run out we eat the fat people.

Nah, they die sooner and use less healthcare. Ditto for smokers. Cutting smoking increases healthcare costs.

tired and done-to-death story about a fat girl who gets skinny to exact revenge.

I have literally never seen anything with this supposed trope before.

There was that shitty Ryan Reynolds movie a few years ago that was pretty much this. Wonder why that didn't cause a shit storm?

'Cuz Ryan Reynolds is syrup given form.

Fat whores, turn them into bags

So fat women don't get to have their own power fantasy anymore, and this is supposed to be doing them a favor? We're supposed to pretend that they have easy lives and no disadvantages, and that's progressive?

got super fat from meds. lost it all. it sucked REALLY bad being fat. i totally get this.

Soda and burgers aren't considered medicine

lol. seriously though, got seroquel for insomnia and i felt this insatiable hunger after taking them. i don't take them anymore though and lost the 30lbs i gained.

Roasties are mad

I suddenly want to watch this show

Fat suits are the modern day equivalent to black face tbh

not only written by a fatty, but also on "teenvogue" for max influencial points

almost as disgusting as any teenage girl above 45kg

i know it's time to go to bed when i'm ending my day reading teen fricking vogue.

Systemic fat-shaming literally puts the lives of fat people at stake.

Being fat does that on its own already.

lol fatties

christ i hate fat people

Of course the article writer, Claire Dodson, is a fat fucking whale.

all this does is further marginalized already marginalized bodies. it makes us feel small and gross. it makes us feel “othered”. how dare you do this after the fiasco of 13rw??

Feel small?

Lol - she fat...keep walking manatee of the land.

Body positivity for obese people and anti-fat stigma is the worst thing to happen to society. It literally kills hundreds of thousands of people a year, and if you do receive stigma for being fat, good. People receive stigma for smoking because it kills you why should obesity be different

Mayo guest is triggered because a fatty in the show shares her first name

That sharia program for west isn't looking so bad now, is it?

Fat acceptance for men and women is one of the biggest cultural missteps in the West. 99% of the time it's within a person's control and it's got negative health effects.

Fat women like this need to be purged. I don't care if your fat but if your fat and say shit like this, you can die

Man, I dont care about the content of this show tbh. I'm offended how fake that fat suit looks... like c'mon. It's just hilarious looking. At least make her look like a more realistic fat person lmao.