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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

Dude, bussy lmao

Cocks shotgun and slips toe into the trigger as to properly dab fam

A true Seattle-er, doing the Cobain.

I'm not Seattle enough to not-mosh during a punk show

Saved, thanks

Can I pls add this to my pasta collection?

It's already pasta friend. It's a Snappy quote too.

cool👌

Dude, "Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?" lmao.

Dude we are on fucking /r/drama. I could easily say bussy lmao every hour for the next 20 years and not so much as blink at the gun I'm currently holding up to my eyes

Yeah, well you're eating pasta, so careful...

eating drama is the retarded part of /r/pasta that we do here

The only way to really find out is to keep stickying retarded posts. You can do it.

Never give up on your dreams!

Autism contest?

That’s just like your opinion man.

I aspire to make as many people mad as /u/david-me did

So you like pineapple on pizza?

Who is dat

Well, you're actually close to be honest

well you just want to shitpost whereas david-me is legitimately as butthurt as ghazi and tries to frame it as edge and creating drama because it looks less spergy

i'm going to pretend like i don't care but someone being mean to goobergate investigators hurts my behind

well said, champ.

gamergate won pretty decisively like 3 years ago dude move on

nobody believes dude is trying to cause drama, hes just being a fag

my butt hurts so badly that i'm going to start calling people fags and ranting about blacks to detract from my life of pain

well argued, sir.

nobody can ever tell me what im supposedly angry about lol pretty much everything always goes my way

but yeah david-me was always known as a bit of a fag even in like 2015, he created kia then got all pissy because people started using it

he always tried to "guide" that shit but would always get frustrated

nobody can ever tell me what im supposedly angry about lol pretty much everything always goes my way

bro it's 4 am in the shithole you call home and you're online rant posting about minorities and Dan Harmon, you're not in a position to pretend you're living some great life above the luddite fray.

you're a desperate, drama-addicted nobody, raging from behind your keyboard in the outback and shrieking about a world that will never experience.

go to bed kiddo.

nah its 3 am and im up because i crashed after eating like 20 bucks of fish and chips yesterday evening

you're not in a position to pretend you're living some great life above the luddite fray.

i love how jealous you get just because i say some shit

you're a desperate, drama-addicted nobody, raging from behind your keyboard in the outback and shrieking about a world that you will never experience.

lol id like to hear some more of this backstory youve written

lol

wow captain is angry today

gamergate won

Oooooh boooooy

trumps president and everyone involved with anti gamergate either got charged with child porn and sexual assault or set themselves on fire in a park

dont know what your definition of winning is but that shit works for me

what does trump being president have to do with video games

and I'm pretty sure Brianna Wu is running for congress or something. you guys missed one.

the entire idea of fake news and distrusting mainstream media spawned largely from gg, because thats when people started realising american media is a shitty game of telephone started by liars

like one outlet of sjws would say a thing, then say "wired" would pick it up, then the verge would pick it up from wired, then the new york times would pick it up from there, and then it gets cited as a consensus on wikipedia

people realised what was going on and turned against them, and that level of skepticism has persisted until today

they tried to do the exact same thing with trump and it backfired hilariously because american media is run by jews that think theyre a lot smarter than they really are

and I'm pretty sure Brianna Wu is running for congress or something. you guys missed one.

yeah thats not a negative for gamergate dude, brianna is the craziest most deranged looking tranny youll ever see and thinks that moon rocks are a space weapon

the more publicity they get the more people thnk "oh shit thats who was telling me everyone was sexist"

holy shit you did not just really write that much

i thought id explain it for someone whos obviously confused but apparently youre far too cool

not too cool to sit and rage like a fag though just too cool to write a simple paragraph

i am too cool to read that many words about gamergate in 2018, yeah.

things are funnier when you understand them

A delegitimized press hurts poor Republicans the most. Cool win.

lol no it doesnt

Yeah it actually does. Dems still believe in the press at large so only red counties are hostile and red counties are slowly succumbing to poverty and drug addiction for the youth and boomerism for the boomers.

If liberals still believe in the press, then you failed.

A delegitimized press hurts poor Republicans the most. Cool win.

"Poor." So, you're asking What's the Matter with Kansas, "everyone knows the Dems are good for the little guys, those poor Republicans are voting against their own interests-"

Shill confirmed.

Poor is what I meant.

And I don't care how they vote as long as their lives continue to be poor, miserable and short.

the entire idea of fake news and distrusting mainstream media spawned largely from gg, because thats when people started realising american media is a shitty game of telephone started by liars

the problem with this statement is that it's objectively completely wrong and you are a retard

lol im sure youve got a much better explanation like omg russian bots

no fuckboy, it has nothing to do with russia. america's distrust of the new media has been growing for years if not decades, and has literally fucking nothing to do with games for children. outside of sweatyvirginforums.net or wherever you and your kind get your news, the majority of americans started distrusting the american new media the second that the internet/social media came about and gave you the option to pick your truth from any source that supports your pre-conceived ideas. your statement:

the entire idea of fake news and distrusting mainstream media spawned largely from gg

is sort of like the tail wagging the dog. People started mistrusting the news many many years ago, back when you probably still had some shred of potential not to become what you obviously are.

lol why are you so emotional about this

the distrust of the media is on an entirely different level to what it was even in say 2012, and thats because faggot progressives turned a whole lot of moderate leftists away and then escalated instead of backing down

the entire anti trump strategy was literally just gamergate 2 and thats why it failed and internet nerds laugh at it

as long as you deny this youll never be able to figure out how to win, which tbh works fine with me

you keep talking to me as if I care about, "winning" anything, when

a: I don't

b: even if I did, I have no power to change the way millions of people react to shit

the entire anti trump strategy was literally just gamergate 2

IDK what to say to this. I mean, the dude talked about grabbing people by the pussies, and the dems basically said, "wow this guy a sexist asshole, y'all shouldn't elect him for president."

did you see another angle for them there?

but you clearly do though, just like every single person that rages about mde or trump or nazis or whatever

you cant hide that shit lol

I mean, the dude talked about grabbing people by the pussies, and the dems basically said, "wow this guy a sexist asshole, y'all shouldn't elect him for president."

this is the centrist position amirite

did you see another angle for them there?

ideas and policy probably

Lmao, imagine being so retarded you think distrusting the media came from GG.

the entire idea of fake news and distrusting mainstream media spawned largely from gg

Lmao, imagine being so retarded you think distrusting the media came from GG

the current iteration of it more accurately

there was a whole lot of disinterested teenage and twenty something dudes that were mostly apolitical and if anything defaulted to the "left" until the media started saying they hate everyone and should be ostracized and shunned for being nazis that kill and rape women

now theyre all like "omg what drives these young men?!?!??" lol

dont pretend you havent seen the media crying about radicalised young men and the internet and that dastardly 4 chan hacker

You're a complete retard lol

funny how thats the extent of your ideas pretty much ever huh

everyone else is retarded but you never seem to be able to come up with anything of your own

😭😂😭😂 snap Yup, this is going in my cringe compilation.

and I'm pretty sure Brianna Wu is running for congress

Please, God, make Literally Wu the Face of the Democrat Party.

> winning

> anything even slightly related to gamergate

Very unironically only pick one.

why even comment about it if you dont know though lol

denial isnt healthy

Anyone with half a brain stopped caring after a week or so into it. Those involved after that came away from it looking like the biggest losers ever.

The only reason to be interested in it at all is from an anthropological perspective. Showing that by pitting two groups of idiots against each other and give them a platform, more even bigger idiots will join in read your shitty online "newspaper" articles.

The only winners were the people deliberately fanning the flames for their own personal gain, and they too are failures just in a different manner.

The only "argument" where both sides came out worse and absolutely no one won.

It was truly magic to see everyone ruin themselves.

people who didnt care werent invested in sperging out about it though, they just ignored it

literally everyone who feigned concern about omg poor women or whatever was just trying to hide their power level including david-me

Those involved after that came away from it looking like the biggest losers ever.

meanwhile we post here looking great i guess

There were two groups of people, whose hobby was being retarded online, merging into a perpetual outrage-machine.

And I’m sure you look amazing doing anything 😍😘

pretty sure i never denied it was spergy as all fuck

but tbh ill fight for my right to publicly make fun of pretend journalists on twitter without getting a scarlet letter telling everyone im a rapist or some shit

You gotta wonder how the reasoning got distorted from being buttmad about what a guy said about his ex's free videogame to "ethics in gaming journalism". What a retarded movement. Only sperglords could possibly give any shits about what an obscure website would say about their lifestyle.

ill explain it very simply so you can follow

people made fun of some fags and a fat girl giving them a blowjob

said fags used their platform to lie and try to shut down the shitposters, which is an unethical use of a platform

people were like "hey report on shit dont be a fag and abuse your position"

the end

anyone who disputes this is an angry feminist

I just don't get it. I guess I'm a retarded feminist. 😔

gamergate won.

Lmao.

gamergate won pretty decisively like 3 years ago dude move on

Pretty sure there are still femoids in my video games, tho.

yeah but most of them still have huge exposed tits so checkmate feminists

Pretty sure any engaged feminist is lesbian and thus like huge exposed tits, tho.

nah theyre taken over by trannies now

Another way bussy is truly superior.

gamergate icons either got banned from social media or dead from cancer, while Anita and Zoe get to sit on their fat asses forever and scam male feminists for endless free income

that's a strange way of "winning"

oh no not banned from social media

dead from cancer

please dont offend me with your edginess

Anita and Zoe

i mean you can count those two as a win if you think being internet lolcows forever in exchange for chuck tingle cameos and mlm seminars is a good deal

especially considering pretty much the rest of the male feminists involved are literally charged with child porn and rape

Why live?

And by that I do mean that you should keep yourself quite safe.

Work harder.

oh lawlz, don't sell yourself short!

Mesaage to the users of this sub: Whenever you feel bad, just remind yourself that you aren't a reddit moderator

You need to target gamers not just chicken tendies.

Good. No one is meant to be born that autistic.

When you see autism as a goal you know you've already achieved it.

Is u/David-me the dude that got a shot in the arm of mayo, and decided to shut down his sub Reddit bc people say faggot and nigger on the internet sometimes?

I sincerely hope the mods keep it and make an announcement about how you’re too much of a lover of cock to have admin rights back. You know that’s what they are thinking, hell they won’t even ban r/SubOfPeace and that place is fucking cancer. Though tbf has better memes than r/politicalhumor 🤔

Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.

No hate, I just naturally seek justice

You’re the good kind of artistically Autistic. The other guy is a dipshit.

Oh but you have the opportunity! If you ask me, just a few more stickies and you'll be there!