I don't think you can afford a Roomba

Enjoy your poverty

You mean you want to buy a cheap knock off?

Typical 👏 poor 👏person 👏response👏

L'achaim

you learned that from your single mother?

Shalom my friend

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TYPICAL DEMON BEHAVIOUR

The most expensive model. Fuck the maid, she'll just jack your shit.

This but unironically

This but literally

Like, jack it how...

Fuck the maid

tbf that's not something you can do to a Roomba so there's that.

Says you

Found the guy in the ER with the story about vacuuming the house in the nude when he tripped and fell...

I can tho

With your shitty sales job?

lmfao

Clearly money management isn't a thing you do, brotendo.

Lol sales? I think you should buy the Roomba, and then go an buy a new car, on store credit. What could go wrong?

Live the lifestyle, fam, live the dream.

If you can and your parents aren't asses buy a car and put it in their name till then. Assuming you live in the kinda place that you need one

Nah then don't do it. Drive a beater for a coupla years; ie it's safe enough to drive and the AC works (I'm p sure you said you live down south where it's hot as balls). Then buy a good car or even better rent a nice ass place, keep driving beaters and then buy a good ass place

Isn’t that insurance fraud?

This is the correct answer. I waited until after 25 to buy a nice, fancy car and now pay less to insure it and the beater Toyota I keep as my delivery car than I did to insure the one car in my early twenties. As a bonus, putting off the new car for so long allowed me to build enough credit to secure financing at an interest rate below inflation.

Smh at the damn mortality hump.

You seem more like the LegalShield or Primerica type frankly

A substitute for personal responsibility that will magically shed off those pounds? Sign me up!

You’ll be paying a maid that much each fortnight to clean your shit. Just buy the high end model.

Plus you can't do this with a maid

Unironically the best thing you've ever posted

I for one welcome our robot overlords with open arms

They are okay and do a decent job sweeping up stuff on most surfaces. They do have an annoying tendency to get stuck or run out of battery halfway through a job.

They're not that smart.

They also do not do at all well with dark carpets, or thick carpets on hardwood floors.

A roomba is good if you are clutter free, on the floor at least. It does not replace regular vacuuming/cleaning, but they are nice (particularly if you have wood floor) at keeping your place looking sharp.

Clean your own God damn room, mister.

fighting jordan petersons nazis one reply at a time, keep up the good work!

OMG I think I finally understand this old German propaganda cartoon I just happen to have laying around

You can't stick your dick in it like you can a regular vacuum cleaner so that's a big downside.

Tell that to Buster Bluth

Clean your room yourself, bucko

is this the nazi propaganda that JBP and his followers have been spreading ?!

Unironically yes

Buy two roombas.

Tape a knife and a (optionally) balloon to each and let them loose.

how lazy are you that you can't sweep your 1 bedroom tiny apartment yourself.

Do they pickup used tissues?

Just use a condom. It contains the load.

I’m more of a containment vessel.

There's no point in getting a roomba unless you have cat(s) to sit on it.

Keep yourself safe.

Woah same 😂👍

I value your safety

A fate worse than death

😽 😽 😽

This is true.

do you have any redeeming qualities

No repeats.

Well he's not Ed

Wow rude

Why even live ?

Imagine you cant see sensationalism even when the article even says it is being sensationalist.

In future studies, though, she would like researchers to look at the nutritional changes that happened after the agricultural revolution. Eating less meat and more grains and vegetables might have also helped shift bone and muscle strength, she notes. Another unanswered question, says Macintosh: precisely how ancient men and women split up the chores.

Have you done it yourself?

Not yet, I need to successfully justify it to myself first.

That would be funny. I want one now just to see if the cat would sit on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLt5rBfNucc

Lol.

Buy a Xiaomi from AliExpress. Ask 4chan's /g/csg/ for more information.

Xiaomi

Garbage. Holding a Mi Mix 2 right now, just as soon toss in in the trash with apple crap.

Ship it to me

It's not mine, can't do anything other than advise the owner to ditch it for better.

The hardware is usually pretty nice but the Redmi OS sucks balls, it's way more restrictive than even Apple.

fuck that shit I'm not buying a fucking chinese botnet vacuum

Are you that afraid of chink team 6 busting down your door?

No I just want to be able to continue streaming videos instead of letting China infiltrate my network for their botnet.

i like roombas because when i was living with my former milf-in-law, it would constantly get stuck and she'd bend over to fix it. god her ass was thick. i'm not even an ass man either

Why former?

Fuck yes. Have three heavy coated dogs and my roombas keep the place incredibly clean. One for the living room/kitchen, one for the bedrooms, one for the office/family room. The amount of fur on the floor has dropped dramatically.

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I can't even ping lightumbra to tell them this bot is stupid

You can ping u/lightumbra to talk about the bot. It's only cross-subreddit drama malicious stuff that's an issue.

That sucks.

Nah, doing that is stupid, petty and annoying anyway. It's about time somebody stops it.

I literally couldn't care less if you ping me. Bussyshillbot used to call me a dog fucker. I only removed it because I don't want it to get banned for that.

Not my fault the admins can't make up their minds on what is acceptable.

Also ur bot is dumdum

Oh yeah, ur bot is dumdum

No u

Can't ping? What is this about /u/seenten?

I'd suggest reconsidering how you see sweeping. When done right, it can be a very zen experience and we all can use more zen. Just think monk in a monastery, and the chore becomes a whole difference experience.

Or: “There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.” - Quentin Crisp

Shut up

I'm really proud of the growth your showing but the benefit comes from doing it the old fashioned way.

Just get your girlfriend to clean up for you.....oh wait.

real talk

have you ever been in a relationship?

i hate to tell you this, but it's over 😞

❤️

I'm sorry to hear that.

If it makes you happier I think you still have hope. You're a funny dude and some girls will just fall head-over-heels with funny guys, even if they aren't that good looking.

Just keep a healthy social life going and start working out, I'm sure there's a light at the end of the tunnel

If you need some beginner tips slide into my dms

Give him a pity fuck, would ya?

they'll be ugly girls though, so yeah.

The boy's gotta start somewhere.

*the gym

No, /u/MasterLawlz has never even interacted with another human being IRL. He was raised by Wolves in the Back-woods of the Boonies, and only has access to reddit through an extremely slow and dilapidated Satellite Internet Connection provided to him through an old phone without even a full-sized keyboard.

finally

If you have non-carpeted floor, hell yes (also get a knockoff).

Roomba is spanish for Mexican.

Shopping list should be:

• A CPAP mask & tube
• A tank of helium
• Duct tape

Never sweep again.

Big fan of the robot slaves here. I like to talk shit to mine while it cleans. I get off on it.

You don't have a Roomba? But...what do your cats ride?

Only if it’s DJ Roomba.

Now robots are stealing jobs from trans-legal immigrants who could have really used the money they could have gotten from cleaning your place! This is so typical of trump's america.

Only if you have a cat that will ride it 😽

Can you have sex with it?

You could put a suction cup marrital aid on it and play pig in the poke I suppose.

Anything is a fleshlight with enough silicon gloves and hand cream

Yeah if you get a good one they do alright, but don't need to drop a shitting on a fucking robot vacuum, look for midrange options.

You meed to both keep your floor clean for it to move around, and have a viable house for it's utility. Honestly, I'd just invedt in a badass vacuum instead and leave it in a visible area when you bring the ladies home.

Yeah, pretty good tool if you're clean as is

I bought a roomba during Prime Day sales. Haven't set it up yet. I'll let you know how it goes.

Yeah. They're amazing. But you can go with the cheaper ecovacs off Amazon if you want to get multiple for multiple floors.

They kind of suck but if you don't sweep currently then it will show improvement.

Just make sure you attach Bluetooth speakers so DJ roomba drop some bangers

I had a canadian knockoff roomba called a bobsweep. It sucked and scared my dog, and didn't even apologize.

If you think it would make you happy 😊