/r/greatawakening grandpa who browses 8chan along with his family isn't pleased at the child porn

91  2018-07-31 by throwaway_999912

44 comments

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

lmao @ going to 8chan and trying to avoid CP.

8chan got rid of all the non-2D pedo boards like hebe and waifuism a while back. Even when those boards were still allowed, they usually didn't have any illegal CP except when the mods were slacking.

To some extent, it's subjective whether a picture crosses the line into pornographic, like the original cover of the Blind Faith album, or the cover of Virgin Killer, or the sketchy companies selling "100% non-sexual and totally legal, we * promise" videos of nudist families.

*don't

It's a lot less stressful to steer clear of all 3D underage content, even tame stuff like Disney Channel original movies or vintage Sears catalogs.

Get raped, pedo, no one cares what the fuck you think.

>mfw the loose gussy cartel is coming down on underaged stacies

It's a lot less stressful to steer clear of all 3D underage content, even tame stuff like Disney Channel original movies or vintage Sears catalogs.

Bwahahahahahahaha! The FBI rules.

The FBI rules.

Since I wasn't busted as a careless teenager who didn't know what encryption was, they obviously were not very good at their jobs.

Well, now you're frightened of the Sears catalog so I guess things have improved.

The NSA and the FBI keep that data so they can use it to emprison political ennemies, which is why so long you don't go against the government you risk almost nothing from seeing pedo websites.

What?

The NSA and the FBI keep that data so they can use it to emprison political ennemies, which is why so long you don't go against the government you risk almost nothing from seeing pedo websites.

Thanks

No issue.

Don't forget to keep yourself safe.

Unless you were distributing, it’s less likely that they would go for you. The consumers are aplenty, but the producers are what they’d go for.

or the cover of Virgin Killer

It's not. Except in Sweden, but well.... special cases.

I feel like you people have never gone there. It's probably riskier going to /r/realgirls than /pol/.

My family was reading the board together three days ago and an entire chorus line of nudies suddenly appeared. Well, everyone gasped and we quickly moved slid the page away from that.

So the joke here is that sub takes such obvious b8, right?

implying the average Q retard wouldn't do something like this

As for paedophilia, the mods had to make a sticky asking the users not to post paedophile stuff

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8cetfv/no_child_paedophilia_no_videos_memes_or_pictures/

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

Hey, as long as it's nazi-themed gay furry porn, I don't see the problem.

(also, >implying I'm a burger)

😮 🦋 is this a seriously?

Dude shut up

drink my ass

This needs to be a Snappy Quote

/u/justcool393

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

done

The real tragedy is that anyone on /r/drama's vote is valued the same as anyone else's.

I'm more concerned about the furry vote

I'd say we to bring back Monarchism but that's kinda what QAnons unironically want

As a lurker on 8 chan I give this a thumbs up. These hard working geniuses loving their beautiful girls is fine- love it. Like the music to keep my energy going. But the gore and hard core is obvious shill shit and needs to be gone.

What.

Things I don't like = shill

I'm more surprised about the things they do like, in this case softcore child porn (but it's OK, the hard working geniuses need it like the music). What's the intersection between the Qult and pizzagate BTW?

Alex, what's a projection?

True Q Patriots can't possibly be degenerate weebs, it must be Soros and his Anime Death Squads

REEEE SOROS IS PUTTING GORE PORN ON 8CHAN TO GET US BANNED

"important work is being done"

lmao

I don't understand that sub, it's predecessor or Q anon 8chan posts

Can someone explain please?

It's a sub for the qultists, devot followers of Q posts (sadly nothing to do with John de Lancie who is on team pedoBrony now anyway).

Old people discovered the chans and took it all seriously

Some dude posted to I think 4chan's /pol/ claiming to be a White House insider close to Trump, claiming to leak sensitive information about how Daddy is fighting a holy war against govt corruption. He called himself Q.

Over time, he or more likely multiple people all engaged in this fantasy of leaking vague statements about Trump's executive decisions that never come true, but actual full blown geriatrics take it as truth because they're too senile to understand any idiot can post vague shit to a chan anonymously while pretending to be "Q".

Basically, it's a more socially acceptable form of Jews/Bush Did 9/11 conspiracy nonsense.

Wew

Thanks for the post

Lol is this Kurt Eichenwald

How dare you, Eichenwald-senpai is our last bastion against the secret Daddy torture campus

/r/drama mods should clarify we're not OK with CP. Cuz we need to do that apparently.

I'm here for the emotional support