That's it. Millions of years of evolution all leading up to this.

93  2018-08-03 by MasterLawlz

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Dan Harmon must answer for his crimes eventually.

No

mmmm sweetheart, i know it's hard for you, being 15 in the retard class and all, but your favorite show is cancer and needs to go and dan harmon needs to be run off of a pier with pitchforks all medieval style

Ur a furry

Nah I just like fucking animals. costumes aint my thing

still, I bet you look like a guy featured on /r/roastme

Being ugly is better than being a degenerate

Is it tho?

Slightly

>Imagine being this wrong.

Fucking monster fags.

I was unironically hoping that the article was about his show being cancelled

For maximum Drama they should have Season 4 ready to go before Harmon and Roiland get busted for child sex crimes and have to scrap the whole thing.

Or better yet hand it off to someone else who completely butchers it

The cabal sacrificed three Haiti children on the blood moon to atone for his crime so he won't have to answer for shit

Yes but how can we punish a man with anything worse than "being Dan Harmon"?

100% pure distilled cancer

Distilled and concentrated. You add water to this shit.

Rick and Morty is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind.

idk I thought the mickey dee's riot was funny

Archer > RM all the way down

I admit the first season was quite good, but after that god it fucking went downhill

How so?

(Im not disagreeing, Ive never even seen the show. Just curious)

Seasons 2 and 3 catered more to the shitty fan base that season 1 created.

Season 3 had like three good episodes but the rest were trash

Tbh it's just low quality bait. Both Archer and Rick and Morty are decent cartoons that are nothing groundbreaking, and let's not pretend Archer fans are just as fucking obnoxious as Rick and Morty fans, it's just Archer never blew up quite like Rick and Morty did.

The only good cartoon is King of the Hill.

I like Rick and Morty but you're right, Archer hands down. Neither of them really compare to Family Man though

Archer

Not anymore!

tru

Archer

The most reddit of all reddit shows. There aren't even jokes. I spent way too much time on this show waiting for something funny to happen, only to realize it was just a "clever" show with ebin callbacks to incredibly unfunny things that happen in this show. Honestly kill yourself if you enjoy this show unironically. Especially the "lmao it's a raptor" shit.

k

something something ants

Archer jumped the shark a while ago, RM releases so slowly that it's still got a season or two left but archer is a couple seasons past its prime.

I think RM's slow release has made some people, like myself, not car about the show anymore.

Archer has really gone downhill since Vice, last season was better than the past few but still not as good as the first few. Also spending two whole seasons in coma dreams was a bad idea.

๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Hello ๐Ÿ˜ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ watch ๐Ÿ‘€ rick and ๐Ÿ‘ Morty. ๐Ÿ‘ The ๐Ÿ‘ show ๐Ÿ“บ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ REALLY ๐Ÿ˜ deep. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Like ๐Ÿ’– when ๐Ÿ‘ rikc the ๐Ÿ‘ rock ๐Ÿ—ฟ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ that ๐Ÿ˜ morty ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ piece ๐Ÿ— of ๐Ÿ’ฆ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ I ๐Ÿ‘ was ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’– "woah, am ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ also ๐Ÿ‘จ an ๐Ÿ‘น pieces of ๐Ÿ’ฆ shitsy?"

I ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ yes ๐ŸŽ“ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ rickies every ๐Ÿ‘ request. Whenever ๐Ÿช he ๐Ÿ‘จ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ for ๐Ÿ† mroty to ๐Ÿ’ฆ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ something, ๐Ÿ˜… I ๐Ÿ‘ did ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ too ๐Ÿ˜ก because ๐Ÿ’ I ๐Ÿ‘ respect ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Rickee too ๐Ÿ˜ก much ๐Ÿ”ฅ just ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ watch ๐Ÿ‘€ the ๐Ÿ‘ show. ๐Ÿ“บ One ๐Ÿ˜ค time ๐Ÿ• when ๐Ÿ‘ Ricky said ๐Ÿ’ฌ he ๐Ÿ‘จ was ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ smartest ๐Ÿ“š man ๐Ÿ‘จ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I ๐Ÿ‘ agred so ๐Ÿ’ฏ much!!!!

๐Ÿ”ฅ Also ๐Ÿ‘จ one ๐Ÿ˜ค time ๐Ÿ• my ๐Ÿ‘จ mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ told ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ go ๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ shool but ๐Ÿ‘ rick said ๐Ÿ’ฌ that ๐Ÿ˜ school ๐Ÿซ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ for ๐Ÿ† morons I ๐Ÿ‘ skipped my ๐Ÿ‘จ bus ๐ŸšŒ but ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ found ๐Ÿ”Ž out ๐Ÿ’ฏ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ grounded ๐Ÿ—ฃ me.

๐Ÿ˜ญ Fuck ๐Ÿ† that ๐Ÿ˜ bitch ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Shut up.

WHITE CULTURE MUST BE PRESERVED

Hires adult men and women to serve drinks while dressed as a blue retard

the people that will show up to this place will be posted on /r/beholdthemasterrace

calling it now

"You can't do the shit that we do without being super nerdy. We are those fans, and this is a safe space for people like us. Bring it on."

Huh, look at that. Retards really are all the same.

All I can say is fuck this gay earth.

The gay earth likes it.

Sugary drinks for manchildren

I will ironically go to this. And that's how I die inside. And outside.

Holy shit. I hope they have pickle rick backs. Ready to get my WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB on yo ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

Ur wubba lubba dumb

Ooh GOD DAMN

This whole, climate change destroying human civilization thing is getting more and more enticing by the minute.

I thought Wubba Lubba Dub translated to "I am in great pain"? Great name for a restaraunt.

Some people just never grow the fuck up.

how dare people enjoy things

That is a pretty good pun, tbh.

I'm not even mad.

Sarah Jeong was right

Was that ever in doubt?

Mayo inventions:

  1. Shitty dancing.

  2. Rick and Morty.

what does evolution have to do with a rock and morty pub?

What is this

They already had a Rick and Morty bar in Edinburgh.

Itโ€™s now called โ€œThere And Back Againโ€ and is going to be a JRR Tolkien themed bar. You can even pay ยฃ25 to learn how to throw an axe like a dwarf or some shit.

Okay thatโ€™s actually kind of rad though. I feel like a themed bar fits Tolkien way better

Until they find out how much insurance will be for a place that teaches drunks to throw heavy blades around.

That's a place trying to cash in on idiots.

Season 1 of Rick and Morty was easily one of the most creative and clever seasons in the history of television.

Honestly I'm too old to have any contact with the supposedly "toxic" R&M fans, so all the Rick and Morty hate on reddit to me just looks like petty 20 year olds who don't understand taste is subjective.

Season 1 of Rick and Morty was easily one of the most creative and clever seasons in the history of television.

I'm too old to have had any contact with the show's "toxic" and pretentious fanbase, so all the Rick and Morty whining about the fasebase on reddit to me just looks like petty 20 year olds who don't understand taste is subjective.

I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

*Billions

Evolution didnโ€™t start as soon as the earth was formed

Wtf I googled when did evolution start and it said several million

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This is why I'm not concerned about pollution, nuclear war, global warming, rising fascism, or anything along those lines.

We deserve it. And the universe will be a better place without homo sapiens. Cya world, it's been fun, turn out the lights, the party's over.

Why cant people just like something be it a movie, tv show or a video game and not be a fucking psychopath about it and have it consume your whole fucking life.