I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
Someone has been unironically reporting shit on the sub. u/FrostBittenSalsa just got a seven day ban for a "femicide" joke. Mods need to start cleansing this bitch
But we're on such thin ice that it's not worth it. A few of the incidents cited by admins were from non regs fucking shit up in the name of drama and apparently admins didn't care and blamed it on the culture of drama. I think the only way we get pings back is to lie low for a while and let the admins and the vindictive people cool down
Tbh I sincerely think the admins should resign if they can't handle r/Drama of all places. I think they've just had it out for us for years and are using whatever excuses that can to shit on us.
In all actuality, they're a bunch of spineless sellouts trying to keep the company from collapsing under the weight of it's own autism. They don't care about morals, they care about the money Reddit is pumping into their bank accounts. So long as the retards that are screeching the most and getting the most attention in the media are being catered to they'll continue to make their money while shitting on everyone who isn't their current group of sad sacks of shit that they have to keep complacent
Pretty much. Ironic how they'll ignore MDE sperges, Quilists literally advocating for pedos, Tankies wanting to beat those who disagree, incels/Redpillers advocating for rape etc but will flip out if we ping someone or joke about mayocide.
Why would the admins take issue with wanting to get rid of field-emission microscopy and replacing it with something better? /u/FrostBittenSalsa is a martyr of knowledge.
Oh look another tired talking point from the thought police... Bear in mind Ed sycophant, I was the one who was responded to by Ed, and you, and all of his cronies. If I am so obsessed why is it always the usual suspects responding to my comments? Why is Ed always posting his slapfights as drama posts? Anyone with even a smidgen of motivation could check the comments, posts, and responses and see what you guys are doing. You're all, collectively, attempting to thought police drama. It's obvious and honestly, a weak effort all around.
The drama community is a dangerous world, full of black ops sub divisions in mods, you anger a mod, they will unleash their black ops on you.
You dont want to piss anyone off, i am a retired black ops person, i ran the best black ops of any mod and i was good, but just to make you feel better the new black ops operatives are shit. Just note that if you piss me off or any of my friends, well i aint going to be retired anymore.
And also i aint fat, after i finish uni, im joining the navy. Ive known bushido since i was 7, kenpo since i was 9, and i joined kendo and HEMA when i was 16.
Youll see what i can do, i aint gonna listen to your bullshit on how im actually not able to do stuff, i can do stuff and i will do those stuff. I was warning you. Now you will see what i can do.
Are right wingers really whining about drama content? This sub leans left, but it’s quite possibly the most centrist forum on the internet imhe. Free speech galore, minus pinggate. Now dramacord is another story..
I’d honestly say this sub is really mostly central and it’s kinda refreshing to see that, though there are times I’ve felt it’s gone center right on a few topics, but it’s nice to see people are flinging shit at each other about who’s more leftist and bullshit like that
Do we even lean left? I feel like we're just a bunch of fucking weirdos constantly issuing ironic hot takes and copypasta spam on every single thing we can find. I'm not sure there's a political slant to be found in there.
centre-left, imo, just with a special dislike for identity politics. the extent to which seems to depend on the person, but I wouldn't say it, in general, leans heavily right.
there's an undercurrent of right-wingers, but I think most people are libs.
that's also a fair assessment. obviously politics plays somewhat of a role in who posts here (like lefties tend to leave much quicker than righties) because politics plays a role in everything nowadays. but yeah, there's a lot of shit-flinging every single way.
I’m libertarian right, def on team DDF to a certain extent, Id agree with your assessment of center-left. I think sjws come in here and don’t understand the level of irony and assume we are another co-opted ‘alt right sub’. If that were the case I wouldn’t post here. In fact, I’ve said it before, r/drama has pushed me further and further, to the fringes of the center. I don’t even post in T_D anymore!
I’m not sure Obamacare was anything but a boondoggle /cash grab for the few. Bet you think not wanting to abolish ICE and securing our border as Faaaaarr right 🤦🏿♂️. See how that works
Trying a free market, that isn’t controlled. Every person should have to know the price of every procedure done and every medication they take. Let people like me, that are gainfully employed, buy catastrophic coverage with like a 10k deductible and then use a health savings acct to shop around for standard visits/care. Save all subsidies for people with pre existing conditions, poor, disabled, etc. Demagnetize the country and make employing an illegal 10 years in prison, not questions asked, to help take some strain off of our ERs/debt. The quasi market/government system we have now is a boondoggle fucking over the ‘middle class’.
user reports:
1: If I send you $10 can I meanping?
1: I'm glad they removed the llama theme. What was the deal with that?
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I think someone had posted like don't go to /r/llama or something like that. also drama llama is a phrase used by people irl.
if you send me $10, I can't allow you to meanping, but I can give you something better ;)
Hey, if the mods need any help sorting out the mess of superfluous reports and infractions, I just want you know I'm here to tell you to go fuck yourselves. And reported.
This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.
You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.
It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.
Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.
It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.
I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
So, I'm going to be realistic with you, since you aren't with yourself.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
Great, you live on the east coast and participated in DUKE TIP. I'm glad for you. I got a 29 comp and 31 sci on my 7th grade ACT. I qualified for nation TIP recognition. So did 15 of my classmates.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
I've consistently scored over 130 on IQ tests. I've literally rarely scored below 99th percentile on anything.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
Pray explain to me the basics of simple harmonic motion, specifically explaining how a spring's back and forth motion can be modeled. Feel free to use calculus. you may understant the concepts, but I doubt you have teh understanding necessary to explain them. This is the level require to actually use them.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I didn't know what these were until you told me about them, but I've also thought of them before. They are a great concept, but rarely useful on anything outside of trains and electric cars. I'll also point out that there is a difference between conceptualizing something and actually inventing it. Where is your working model?
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Let me explain something to you real quick: Webcomics need to appeal to their readers. Reddit is made up of generally slightly above average intelligent people. You aren't on a forum surrounded by geniuses (especially when related to philosophic debate), and XKCD isn't meant to appeal to philosophy majors. The fact that you get it means that you have an average understanding of basic philosophy. To truly understand these ideas you need to be able to implement them. That means being able to explain why god should/should not exist. That means being able to provide a thesis for why god doesn't cause goodness.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
Including buisness psychology? Economics?
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
Great, you know polite people. (also confirmation bias)
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
It shows you have an above average intelligence, like most people with internet access.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
There is a difference between morality and maturity. There are really immature people with 'good' morals.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
Ok, so you are a liberal too.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
A bleeding heart liberal
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
Ok. This isn't morality, its bragging.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
Yeap, expected.
Let me put it to you this way (an for those of you still watching this thread, this will come off as very arrogant. I'm fully aware of that).
I'm 16. I've been so for less than 6 months. I'm currently applying to colleges, including Yale and Columbia planning to be a Cscience major. Do I have an expectation of getting into one/both? Yes, otherwise I wouldn't apply. Will I be surprised if I don't get in? No, I am aware that there are other people out there better than me at everything. I dont' just mean better than me at computer science, I mean everything.
I scored a 2200 on my SAT. That isn't super scored, that's straight up, one test. I've been beaten by two people in my class, a 25 on an ACT and a 2280 on an SAT. What you don't realize is that there are people out there better than you. Now, that may be because you weren't exposed to them, but you will be. I happen to have been my whole life, and I'm lucky for it. What you need to learn, and I mean this as advice, not as insulting, is that you aren't as good as you think you are. Yes, there are probably 15 year old kids out there who are better at aerospace physics than an average aerospace engineer. There are also some pretty stupid people with aerospace engineering degrees. You knowing an aerospace engineer that isn't very good and happening to understand conceptual physics doesn't turn you into einstein.
I know a child who nearly made it onto the US world math competition team. This kid is insanely smart. He consistantly corrects our math professor (a doctor of pure math) on things, and finds and proves better ways to do things. He's in the top .001% of child mathemeticians in the US. What will come of that? Probably nothing. His ability will probably not allow him to prove the abc conjecture, or find the pattern to prime numbers. It will probably do nothing.
Be realistic, aiming high is fine, but be prepared to fail. If you don't prepare for failure, you'll find that you do much more often.
So, I'm going to be realistic with you, since you aren't with yourself.
Yeah I was being pretty realistic with myself actually
Great, you live on the east coast and participated in DUKE TIP. I'm glad for you.
No, you just made that up. Great start at being realistic, I don't even know what the fuck "DUKE TIP" is.
I'm glad for you. I got a 29 comp and 31 sci on my 7th grade ACT. I qualified for nation TIP recognition. So did 15 of my classmates.
I don't know what any of that means either, but SAT and ACT aren't the same thing. If you're saying 15 members of your 7th grade class, with zero warning or studying or prep whatsoever, did better in college placement testing than the average actual college entrant in their area, then props to the teacher of those students. Otherwise, I'm not sure what you thought was comparable here.
I've consistently scored over 130 on IQ tests. I've literally rarely scored below 99th percentile on anything.
If you can't understand the difference between 99th percentile and 99.9th, I doubt you've scored in the 99th percentile on anything. If you can't understand the difference between a result of 130 and maxing out the test, I doubt you've even scored in the 50th percentile on IQ.
Pray explain to me the basics of simple harmonic motion, specifically explaining how a spring's back and forth motion can be modeled. Feel free to use calculus. you may understant the concepts, but I doubt you have teh understanding necessary to explain them. This is the level require to actually use them.
No, it's the level required to get a job using them. In the real world, things work how they work whether you know calculus or not. If my engineers won't adhere to a design because I don't know calculus, I'll hire better ones. I don't need anyone's permission or approval to use a concept in practice, sorry if that hurts your butt.
I didn't know what these were until you told me about them, but I've also thought of them before. They are a great concept, but rarely useful on anything outside of trains and electric cars. I'll also point out that there is a difference between conceptualizing something and actually inventing it. Where is your working model?
I see here you've decided to assert that having been physically built is part of the definition of "invented." To that I retort: no it's not, dumbass.
Let me explain something to you real quick: Webcomics need to appeal to their readers
False. Zero webcomic authors handle it in such a businesslike manner. You keep making shit up in a comment that opened by promising realism.
Reddit is made up of generally slightly above average intelligent people.
False. This isn't 2010.
You aren't on a forum surrounded by geniuses (especially when related to philosophic debate)
This doesn't have to do with anything you're replying to.
and XKCD isn't meant to appeal to philosophy majors.
False. It is meant to and it does. At least you didn't try to say this one about SMBC though.
The fact that you get it means that you have an average understanding of basic philosophy.
False. The average person does not understand xkcd in general.
To truly understand these ideas you need to be able to implement them. That means being able to explain why god should/should not exist. That means being able to provide a thesis for why god doesn't cause goodness.
Another argument based on just trying to take the definition of a word and pretending we're in some context where you need the TRUE version of that word in order for it to count. Pretty retarded.
Including buisness psychology? Economics?
Yeh
Ok, so you are a liberal too.
Philosophical liberalism like that is just basic morality. I don't get why you'd even call it liberal in this day and age.
A bleeding heart liberal
Depends on your definition. Trump 2020 #MAGA
Ok. This isn't morality, its bragging.
No, it's a mix of being a pussy and thinking things through more fully in terms of right and wrong, the latter of which is morality.
Yeap, expected.
Yet still relevant
I know a child who nearly made it onto the US world math competition team. This kid is insanely smart. He consistantly corrects our math professor (a doctor of pure math) on things, and finds and proves better ways to do things. He's in the top .001% of child mathemeticians in the US. What will come of that? Probably nothing. His ability will probably not allow him to prove the abc conjecture, or find the pattern to prime numbers. It will probably do nothing.
I can't tell who the fuck in this thread is being sarcastic or not. I'm honestly confused about this whole sub and what anyone is actually trying to say.
It's ironic how supposed defenders of free speech want to shut Kaepernick up. I disagree with him, but he absolutely has the right to peacefully protest.
Let me tell you a story. An old man take a national anthem to the music fixing store. The music fixer says "It's not broken sir." The old man says "Then why won't the football men stand up?" Very sad.
I motherfucking told you. I told you. I god damn told you.
Tell me I didn't tell you.
You're a fucking liar, because I told you.
I god damn told you.
Maybe you weren't listening. Maybe your just too fucking stupid and thought I wasn't serious. But I told you.
Or maybe you were too busy drooling over all those cocks you wanted to suck to pay attention. But I told you. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with your hearing. What I do know is that I told you.
Just like my father told my mother and his father told his mother and his father told his mother, I told you.
What did I tell you? That's right, I told you I would fucking kill you and me both if you ever left me. Maybe from now on you will listen when I tell you something.
Etra
P.S. Tell the insurance company I was killed by 2 black men. They'll buy that with no further questions.
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1 Feanorfanclub 2018-08-09
I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day. Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist. Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!" You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad. Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
1 SJCards 2018-08-09
Enjoying gussy that much 🤢🤢🤮
1 StopStalinShowMarx 2018-08-09
Where did you find this pasta?
1 PM_Pics_of_your_Nips 2018-08-09
https://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1yjn1s/dear_coworker_i_want_to_fuck_the_conservative_out/
1 DistortedLines 2018-08-09
This is beautiful
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-08-09
https://youtu.be/Anel6bvrbWA?t=125
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
Is this a pasta or did you write this?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
Would you sleep with me if I said I wrote it?
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
I don’t know, how big is your nose?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
Well hung
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
Have you ever had any experience with medical play? You know, like gas play, that kind of thing?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
I'm comfortable with mutual Dutch ovens
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
Ok, well I’m in, let me find my Nazi costume and we can get started.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
I was hoping for more of a Roman theme. I know you're a big fan of well-hung Jews.
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
Ahhh! Ya got me! That was a good one.
1 deceIIerator 2018-08-09
This joke's too good for r/drama
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-08-09
https://i.imgur.com/nxMBqb4.gif?noredirect
1 PooperPantoons 2018-08-09
Ashkenazi intellect too stronk
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-08-09
Just more delusion from the Dems. Libs don't have penises.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
Confirmed. Libs have Tyrone meat smokestacks that smash mayo bussy into cavernous cenotes where their orgasms echo like the mating cries of walruses.
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-08-09
Huh, leave it to a liberal to go to racist stereotypes. Nice to see the party hasn't changed for the past 150 years.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-08-09
It's all I have.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
call me bby
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Someone has been unironically reporting shit on the sub. u/FrostBittenSalsa just got a seven day ban for a "femicide" joke. Mods need to start cleansing this bitch
1 tacitchav 2018-08-09
That's how mean pings vanished.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
If the mods start cleaning this place up we will get pings back. We need to get rid of the shitheaded newbies
1 charming_tainter 2018-08-09
They'll just make alts and stir up trouble. There are people with vendettas that will use the thin ice underneath r/drama against us
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-08-09
Some people deserve it, and it's really for the best.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Then we ban the alts or bait them into self destruction like we always have
1 charming_tainter 2018-08-09
But we're on such thin ice that it's not worth it. A few of the incidents cited by admins were from non regs fucking shit up in the name of drama and apparently admins didn't care and blamed it on the culture of drama. I think the only way we get pings back is to lie low for a while and let the admins and the vindictive people cool down
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Tbh I sincerely think the admins should resign if they can't handle r/Drama of all places. I think they've just had it out for us for years and are using whatever excuses that can to shit on us.
In all actuality, they're a bunch of spineless sellouts trying to keep the company from collapsing under the weight of it's own autism. They don't care about morals, they care about the money Reddit is pumping into their bank accounts. So long as the retards that are screeching the most and getting the most attention in the media are being catered to they'll continue to make their money while shitting on everyone who isn't their current group of sad sacks of shit that they have to keep complacent
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-08-09
https://imgur.com/a/kdUd0ux
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-09
Pretty much. Ironic how they'll ignore MDE sperges, Quilists literally advocating for pedos, Tankies wanting to beat those who disagree, incels/Redpillers advocating for rape etc but will flip out if we ping someone or joke about mayocide.
1 Dopella 2018-08-09
just go private lol
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
Why would the admins take issue with wanting to get rid of field-emission microscopy and replacing it with something better? /u/FrostBittenSalsa is a martyr of knowledge.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Inshallah
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
NOOOOOOO
my bussy :'(
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Sorry for your loss
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-08-09
Oh geez, such a terrible loss.
1 Poolb0y 2018-08-09
Mayocide now???!!!???
1 Strictlybutters 2018-08-09
Oh look another tired talking point from the thought police... Bear in mind Ed sycophant, I was the one who was responded to by Ed, and you, and all of his cronies. If I am so obsessed why is it always the usual suspects responding to my comments? Why is Ed always posting his slapfights as drama posts? Anyone with even a smidgen of motivation could check the comments, posts, and responses and see what you guys are doing. You're all, collectively, attempting to thought police drama. It's obvious and honestly, a weak effort all around.
1 StopStalinShowMarx 2018-08-09
Don't out yourself as a whining fuckboi, man. There's zero upside unless you enjoy being treated like Ivana Trump when Donnie's had a bad hair day.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-08-09
How did that pasta taste? So many new friends here good lort
1 DiscombobulatedAnus 2018-08-09
Better than butter's creamy goo!
1 philoponeria 2018-08-09
Ed dont have no life outside here. Wtf you want from him? Get Job? TO LAFF!
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
reported for having too many green + shit in RES, fag.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
get good /u/Strictlybutters
1 otherwiseyep 2018-08-09
Sweaty, I think you better just turn 360 degrees around and walk away.
1 cirillagray 2018-08-09
I love the smell of fresh little-dick energy in the morning.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-08-09
The drama community is a dangerous world, full of black ops sub divisions in mods, you anger a mod, they will unleash their black ops on you.
You dont want to piss anyone off, i am a retired black ops person, i ran the best black ops of any mod and i was good, but just to make you feel better the new black ops operatives are shit. Just note that if you piss me off or any of my friends, well i aint going to be retired anymore.
And also i aint fat, after i finish uni, im joining the navy. Ive known bushido since i was 7, kenpo since i was 9, and i joined kendo and HEMA when i was 16.
Youll see what i can do, i aint gonna listen to your bullshit on how im actually not able to do stuff, i can do stuff and i will do those stuff. I was warning you. Now you will see what i can do.
Well im out of retirement now, Now, bye.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-08-09
Wow very inspiring!
1 cleverseneca 2018-08-09
Oh HEY uggo! Long time no see!
1 tacitchav 2018-08-09
First meanpings vanish. Then the serious postings. Now facebook memes?
Rip drama.
F
1 JonRedcorn862 2018-08-09
Seriously this place is fucking dog shit now.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Ban all MDEfugees
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-09
I recall mentioning that this was going to happen the moment pings were banned
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of porportion. this open letter is me doing that.
1 Plexipus 2018-08-09
Mods here are like the officers of the Titanic but you won't admit it's already at the bottom of the sea
1 tacitchav 2018-08-09
do you think drama is about healthy community?
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
Are right wingers really whining about drama content? This sub leans left, but it’s quite possibly the most centrist forum on the internet imhe. Free speech galore, minus pinggate. Now dramacord is another story..
1 Harbinger147 2018-08-09
I’d honestly say this sub is really mostly central and it’s kinda refreshing to see that, though there are times I’ve felt it’s gone center right on a few topics, but it’s nice to see people are flinging shit at each other about who’s more leftist and bullshit like that
1 DiscombobulatedAnus 2018-08-09
Eh, it's just that r/drama hates everyone, including themselves, equally.
1 selectrix 2018-08-09
I, too, am fourteen.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
It only seems right bc mayo sjw twitter outrage is so rampant, and even most on the left leaning abhor it.
1 DuBBle 2018-08-09
I was pretty left-leaning until that whole nonsense took-off and I felt like I needed to start my own eugenics program to compensate.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-09
This but unironically.
1 Manannin 2018-08-09
By that you mean you “decided” not to breed?
1 DuBBle 2018-08-09
Mommy gives me everything I need.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-09
Do we even lean left? I feel like we're just a bunch of fucking weirdos constantly issuing ironic hot takes and copypasta spam on every single thing we can find. I'm not sure there's a political slant to be found in there.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
We are a bunch of contrarians that have our leanings on any given topic. Definitely atypical of Reddit and the internet is general.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-09
Like who knows what any of us actually believe? I'm not even sure whether I'm being ironic half the time.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
Same
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
no one does
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
centre-left, imo, just with a special dislike for identity politics. the extent to which seems to depend on the person, but I wouldn't say it, in general, leans heavily right.
there's an undercurrent of right-wingers, but I think most people are libs.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-09
tbh I wouldn't really think it leans any way at all. it's just a hoard of screeching monkeys flinging shit in all directions.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
that's also a fair assessment. obviously politics plays somewhat of a role in who posts here (like lefties tend to leave much quicker than righties) because politics plays a role in everything nowadays. but yeah, there's a lot of shit-flinging every single way.
that's what makes it great.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
I’m libertarian right, def on team DDF to a certain extent, Id agree with your assessment of center-left. I think sjws come in here and don’t understand the level of irony and assume we are another co-opted ‘alt right sub’. If that were the case I wouldn’t post here. In fact, I’ve said it before, r/drama has pushed me further and further, to the fringes of the center. I don’t even post in T_D anymore!
1 hexane360 2018-08-09
Lol your political compass is so fucked you probably think Obamacare is "center-left".
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
I’m not sure Obamacare was anything but a boondoggle /cash grab for the few. Bet you think not wanting to abolish ICE and securing our border as Faaaaarr right 🤦🏿♂️. See how that works
1 hexane360 2018-08-09
So what do you think is a good alternative to Obamacare?
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
Trying a free market, that isn’t controlled. Every person should have to know the price of every procedure done and every medication they take. Let people like me, that are gainfully employed, buy catastrophic coverage with like a 10k deductible and then use a health savings acct to shop around for standard visits/care. Save all subsidies for people with pre existing conditions, poor, disabled, etc. Demagnetize the country and make employing an illegal 10 years in prison, not questions asked, to help take some strain off of our ERs/debt. The quasi market/government system we have now is a boondoggle fucking over the ‘middle class’.
1 hexane360 2018-08-09
Ah so you want capitalism and low taxes but also still want to concern troll about inequality on occasion. Fair enough
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
I don’t care about other people get offf my front porch!
The only thing we know for certain is that left of center corporate democrats, like Obama, are bums.
1 hexane360 2018-08-09
Mmmm makes sense and totally good for society as a whole
1 Kat_B0T 2018-08-09
And I’m guessing you don’t unironically advocate for any certain types of genocide. Good for you, I sadly don’t share your altruistic view point.
1 hexane360 2018-08-09
I advocate for mayocide for the same reason I support euthanizing sick dogs
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-08-09
The most consistent political position drama has is unironic sperging out about trannies.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-09
Agreed. Some people in here are extremely shook because of ladyboys existing.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-08-09
shooking intensifies
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-09
Im just here for the bussy
1 ComedicSans 2018-08-09
1 seenten 2018-08-09
Tell the story!
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
...and as a bonus, the reports on this comment!
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
I can do this all day long.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
reasons are tools used by them.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
I'll fuck you for free bby.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
I think someone had posted like don't go to /r/llama or something like that. also drama llama is a phrase used by people irl.
if you send me $10, I can't allow you to meanping, but I can give you something better ;)
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
go ahead bby
I'm not seeing it in my account... 😒😒😒
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
/u/AnnoysTheGoys is it true?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
No but I'm right about the haircut
1 ComedicSans 2018-08-09
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
will do bby. you know where to find me.
1 ComedicSans 2018-08-09
1 AntiLuke 2018-08-09
Yay I'm involved!
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-08-09
The second one sounds ok. Did you accept the offer?
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
yes, I did :)
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-08-09
Yeah, my thinking also.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-08-09
Sounds like you have a secret admirer!
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
yeah. hopefully the stars will align and we'll connect.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
I'm glad I could pleasure you as well, anonymous user.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
this is unironically offensive.
admins please look through the reports and ban whoever is responsible for this absolute disgusting behavior
1 do0rkn0b 2018-08-09
lawl.
1 A_Fuck_Of_Seagulls 2018-08-09
Well we DO meed mayocide
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-09
If we don't ban the bad people for criticising communism, this sub will never flourish into the pure liberal paradise it was meant to be.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-08-09
Ban all mayos problem solved
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-09
Forced breeding programs also take care of the incel problem.
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-09
I think turning them into mpreg baby factories is a better option
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-09
you would like that wouldn't you
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
you take that back right now
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
fng
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
communism criticizes itself.
the tankies and the tankie haters are the true horseshoe effect.
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-08-09
And betray the ideals of radical centrism?
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-09
Haven't you heard? Since we're not owning the libz 24/7 this place is LITERALLY SRD now!
1 MrDoctorStange 2018-08-09
You realize people are just gunna report shit now to drive you up a wall right?
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-09
Meme reports are a time honored tradition here.
1 OsseousAnnulment 2018-08-09
You can get banned for them though depending on various factors.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
implying this isn't just 20d chess against your checkers
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
Hey, if the mods need any help sorting out the mess of superfluous reports and infractions, I just want you know I'm here to tell you to go fuck yourselves. And reported.
1 lickedTators 2018-08-09
But I'm too lazy to pizzashill their dumbass agenda posts.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.
You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.
It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.
Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.
It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.
I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
You sound gay.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
So, I'm going to be realistic with you, since you aren't with yourself.
Great, you live on the east coast and participated in DUKE TIP. I'm glad for you. I got a 29 comp and 31 sci on my 7th grade ACT. I qualified for nation TIP recognition. So did 15 of my classmates.
I've consistently scored over 130 on IQ tests. I've literally rarely scored below 99th percentile on anything.
Pray explain to me the basics of simple harmonic motion, specifically explaining how a spring's back and forth motion can be modeled. Feel free to use calculus. you may understant the concepts, but I doubt you have teh understanding necessary to explain them. This is the level require to actually use them.
I didn't know what these were until you told me about them, but I've also thought of them before. They are a great concept, but rarely useful on anything outside of trains and electric cars. I'll also point out that there is a difference between conceptualizing something and actually inventing it. Where is your working model?
Let me explain something to you real quick: Webcomics need to appeal to their readers. Reddit is made up of generally slightly above average intelligent people. You aren't on a forum surrounded by geniuses (especially when related to philosophic debate), and XKCD isn't meant to appeal to philosophy majors. The fact that you get it means that you have an average understanding of basic philosophy. To truly understand these ideas you need to be able to implement them. That means being able to explain why god should/should not exist. That means being able to provide a thesis for why god doesn't cause goodness.
Including buisness psychology? Economics?
Great, you know polite people. (also confirmation bias)
It shows you have an above average intelligence, like most people with internet access.
There is a difference between morality and maturity. There are really immature people with 'good' morals.
Ok, so you are a liberal too.
A bleeding heart liberal
Ok. This isn't morality, its bragging.
Yeap, expected.
Let me put it to you this way (an for those of you still watching this thread, this will come off as very arrogant. I'm fully aware of that). I'm 16. I've been so for less than 6 months. I'm currently applying to colleges, including Yale and Columbia planning to be a Cscience major. Do I have an expectation of getting into one/both? Yes, otherwise I wouldn't apply. Will I be surprised if I don't get in? No, I am aware that there are other people out there better than me at everything. I dont' just mean better than me at computer science, I mean everything.
I scored a 2200 on my SAT. That isn't super scored, that's straight up, one test. I've been beaten by two people in my class, a 25 on an ACT and a 2280 on an SAT. What you don't realize is that there are people out there better than you. Now, that may be because you weren't exposed to them, but you will be. I happen to have been my whole life, and I'm lucky for it. What you need to learn, and I mean this as advice, not as insulting, is that you aren't as good as you think you are. Yes, there are probably 15 year old kids out there who are better at aerospace physics than an average aerospace engineer. There are also some pretty stupid people with aerospace engineering degrees. You knowing an aerospace engineer that isn't very good and happening to understand conceptual physics doesn't turn you into einstein.
I know a child who nearly made it onto the US world math competition team. This kid is insanely smart. He consistantly corrects our math professor (a doctor of pure math) on things, and finds and proves better ways to do things. He's in the top .001% of child mathemeticians in the US. What will come of that? Probably nothing. His ability will probably not allow him to prove the abc conjecture, or find the pattern to prime numbers. It will probably do nothing.
Be realistic, aiming high is fine, but be prepared to fail. If you don't prepare for failure, you'll find that you do much more often.
1 seenten 2018-08-09
Is this a pasta response to a pasta?
1 Black_Bird_Cloud 2018-08-09
should this be called a pasta trophalaxy ?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-08-09
I'd go with the Pasta Klein bottle, or "the Ravioli"
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-09
this is artistic
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-09
How do you say "triptych" in Pastanese?
1 DarqWolff 2018-08-09
I'll take the bait I guess.
Yeah I was being pretty realistic with myself actually
No, you just made that up. Great start at being realistic, I don't even know what the fuck "DUKE TIP" is.
I don't know what any of that means either, but SAT and ACT aren't the same thing. If you're saying 15 members of your 7th grade class, with zero warning or studying or prep whatsoever, did better in college placement testing than the average actual college entrant in their area, then props to the teacher of those students. Otherwise, I'm not sure what you thought was comparable here.
If you can't understand the difference between 99th percentile and 99.9th, I doubt you've scored in the 99th percentile on anything. If you can't understand the difference between a result of 130 and maxing out the test, I doubt you've even scored in the 50th percentile on IQ.
No, it's the level required to get a job using them. In the real world, things work how they work whether you know calculus or not. If my engineers won't adhere to a design because I don't know calculus, I'll hire better ones. I don't need anyone's permission or approval to use a concept in practice, sorry if that hurts your butt.
I see here you've decided to assert that having been physically built is part of the definition of "invented." To that I retort: no it's not, dumbass.
False. Zero webcomic authors handle it in such a businesslike manner. You keep making shit up in a comment that opened by promising realism.
False. This isn't 2010.
This doesn't have to do with anything you're replying to.
False. It is meant to and it does. At least you didn't try to say this one about SMBC though.
False. The average person does not understand xkcd in general.
Another argument based on just trying to take the definition of a word and pretending we're in some context where you need the TRUE version of that word in order for it to count. Pretty retarded.
Yeh
Philosophical liberalism like that is just basic morality. I don't get why you'd even call it liberal in this day and age.
Depends on your definition. Trump 2020 #MAGA
No, it's a mix of being a pussy and thinking things through more fully in terms of right and wrong, the latter of which is morality.
Yet still relevant
"Realism"
1 WhyTheRocket 2018-08-09
I don't understand, are you the same guy as OP who copypastad you? Very confused right now, deffos <13000 OQ
1 Justgot_here 2018-08-09
DarqWolff is the original op who wrote the copypasta six years ago. This is basically a sequal to a Reddit classic!
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx
1 WhyTheRocket 2018-08-09
Lmao surely this has to be satire, no way op has the same mindset 6 years on...
1 manerewegoagain 2018-08-09
oh you sweet summer child
1 DigbyChickenZone 2018-08-09
Wow, the originator of the copypasta that u/justcool393 used just replied to you. The meme lives on.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
we're reaching pasta levels that shouldn't even be possible
1 DigbyChickenZone 2018-08-09
Are you and DarqWolff the same person?
1 HailSanta2512 2018-08-09
nigga did you really just seriouspost this hard? god damn, you owe me for depreciation on my mouse wheel
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
^ate very obvious pasta
1 HailSanta2512 2018-08-09
I'm happy to eat the pasta in this case. It's better than sharing a planet with someone who wrote all that un-ironically.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
let me introduce you to /u/DarqWolff, /r/Drama moderator
1 HailSanta2512 2018-08-09
EVERY TIME
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-09
Would you NOT mod him after seeing that amazing pasta?
1 KingWayneX 2018-08-09
Y I K E S ! ! !
1 DarqWolff 2018-08-09
Thanks, I had to hit them with a reply
1 KingWayneX 2018-08-09
Source?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-09
Just google "darqwolff pasta." It's probably the most famous iamverysmart type pasta in history. It's why we modded him.
1 Gryzblyxx 2018-08-09
Nice pasta
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
Your soros check has cleared and you are now approved for r/topmindsofreddit you subversive bastard.
1 loli_esports 2018-08-09
wheres long post bot
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
FALSE FLAG USER REPORTS ARE CRISIS ACTORS
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/USER/THEALEXJONESCHANNEL/
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-09
Check out Milo's tweet about this
1 Cold_Leadership 2018-08-09
It was me.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
sounds about right tbqhwyf
1 Cold_Leadership 2018-08-09
The self righteous will choke on their sanctimony.
1 Roast_A_Botch 2018-08-09
Blasphemers and heretics will burn in eternal fire.
1 Fragsworth 2018-08-09
I can't tell who the fuck in this thread is being sarcastic or not. I'm honestly confused about this whole sub and what anyone is actually trying to say.
1 justcool393 2018-08-09
normies get out
1 WithoutAComma 2018-08-09
There are generally two types here:
From there just picture a Venn diagram with substantial overlap.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
I think its just a circle tbh
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-09
Add 3. Butthurt and you get every user here ever.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-09
you should leave then, let's not make this more embarrassing than it already is
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
/r/Drama
Is it retarded or is it sarcastic?
Yes.
Are you retarded?
Rhetorical.
1 BuckRowdy 2018-08-09
thatsthejoke.jpg
1 SoldierofNod 2018-08-09
It's ironic how supposed defenders of free speech want to shut Kaepernick up. I disagree with him, but he absolutely has the right to peacefully protest.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
He doesnt have the right to be shit at football though.
Football is srs business k.
1 loli_esports 2018-08-09
Let me tell you a story. An old man take a national anthem to the music fixing store. The music fixer says "It's not broken sir." The old man says "Then why won't the football men stand up?" Very sad.
1 ztoundas 2018-08-09
just more evidence the radical centrists can't meme
1 trumplethinskins 2018-08-09
HOw dare ye
1 ztoundas 2018-08-09
im sorry it was late and i was drunk
1 sudevsen 2018-08-09
got em!
1 rekt_brownie 2018-08-09
And another school shooter is born
1 TheEnglishman28 2018-08-09
Disregard reports, invest in bussycoin
1 Etra 2018-08-09
August 9, 2018
Bitch I Told You,
I motherfucking told you. I told you. I god damn told you.
Tell me I didn't tell you.
You're a fucking liar, because I told you.
I god damn told you.
Maybe you weren't listening. Maybe your just too fucking stupid and thought I wasn't serious. But I told you.
Or maybe you were too busy drooling over all those cocks you wanted to suck to pay attention. But I told you. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with your hearing. What I do know is that I told you.
Just like my father told my mother and his father told his mother and his father told his mother, I told you.
What did I tell you? That's right, I told you I would fucking kill you and me both if you ever left me. Maybe from now on you will listen when I tell you something.
Etra
P.S. Tell the insurance company I was killed by 2 black men. They'll buy that with no further questions.
1 FirearmThrowaway 2018-08-09
I’m sure this will work out in the end.
1 kippot 2018-08-09
purge the mdegenerates tbqh