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That's probably what he is trying to avoid, Bussy.

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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I love my wife

He hates women!!

Maybe he doesn't want dilute the quality of his streams with unnecessary boobage

Using the words Streams and Quality in the same sentence is risky buisiness friendo.

What about red letter media streams?

Pre-rec live ended

Stop slandering Vinesauce immediately.

Ah, the Mike Pence school of chivalry.

"Rage Darling says"

Just kill me now

Who tf gives a shit..and who tf is Rage Darling? Some twitch gamer?

Well that was my point. I have no idea who that is, I just find it laughable that they quote people with names like that and are expected to take it serious

Hold up. Why are people replying to them with stuff like this? https://twitter.com/Hexorium/status/1029193183811588099
https://twitter.com/Zaiiiib/status/1028696751119720448

Did he """slip up""" some time?

its a meme you dip

As in, putting fake snapchat captions on pics with implied racial shit and stuff? TIL first time encountering them

its been around for a while in different forms. look at fantano's comment section on YT. ever since someone wrote an article on a years old meme of his, people write stuff like "great video Anthony, but i could've gone without your 5 minute rant about negros polluting the streets"

Looks to be along the same lines as Ben Garrison cartoon edits.

Or al-Sami Haydullah commiting multiple terrorist attacks.

Ah! I never knew. Thanks for explaining lol

Yeah, people started doing this with Millie Bobby Brown a while back.

Millie Bobby Brown

Of to the google machine again......

After the Doc slipped up anyone could have a second family to feed on the horizon. I don't blame him.

Is the doc still married?

Yes.

Yes and supposedly he had to give up half of his franchise to his wife to pay her off.

That doesn't even make sense. They are married in a community property state. He can't "give up" something she is already entitled to.

entitled to

I mean under the law of the state they live in the money each of them earn while married is joint property. So yeah, "legal right", "entitled", whatever.

I still believe that it was all fake and the guy just wanted to have a couple weeks off without losing relevance. Best thing to do is to start a controversy just before you leave.

I mean.... he's not wrong! This dude is sitting on a easy cash cow and all it takes is some retarded buzzfeed, vox, or other low rate journalist article to fuck things up for him. Sounds like a wise business decision to me.

On the other hand.... fortnight is retarded and its playerbase even more so.

Doesn't the fact that the motherfuckin BBC apparently cares who ninja is playing with kinda prove his point

Pretty much. I'm admittedly retarded for not pointing that out!

Thanks!

We can all learn from Dr. Disrespect.

Dudes making half a mil a month because 12 year olds watch him. They don't give a shit

Not anymore, his sub count tanked like 140,000 subscribers.

Still, he makes a shitload of money.

Lol male feminists

Twitch might give him a larger cut because he brings in so many viewers.

Sponsors could also put him over the top.

fortnight is retarded and its playerbase even more so.

REEEEEE

SUB AND RECEIVE FRIEND

MFW I PRESS THE SUB BUTTON AND BASED NINJA SAYS MY NAME EPICLY

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS SO AWESOME QUEEN SLAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Quality journalism, as expected from the BBC.

this is violence

his wife and manager

What the fuck does a Twitch streamer's "manager" do? Empty his pee jar?

Yes.

Tf do you do that's so great?

What the fuck does a Twitch streamer's "manager" do?

fries tendies

That guy makes a ridiculous amount of money, like millions of dollars per year

He has companies like red bull that want to throw money at him so he keeps chugging red bull on stream.. presumably she negotiates with those companies

If he's making millions a year, he's going to want a professional agent.

What like some sleazy sports agent?

This seems like a better deal for both of them

No, like someone who actually knows what they are doing.

Why do you assume she doesn't know what she's doing? Ninja is the first streamer that you could qualify as a real celebrity. He has BBC articles written about him. He's making ridiculous amounts of money. She is clearly doing something right.

You seem to be confused. Let me help: He has a real agent and it's not her. She's a glorified house-wife.

You seem to be confused. Let me help: they are famous millionaires and you are nobody. You are not in a position to dispense advice to them. In fact nobody should take advice from you, on anything, ever.

Dawww...someone's getting mad.

Next time you want a smug-off maybe find someone in your weight class kiddo

You mean someone who doesn't say things like "smug-off" or get upset over twitch thots?

Because I agree, it's super boring.

Drama poster thinks successful people should take his business advice (lmao) and accuses everyone of being mad when called out on it

It's ok little boy. Let the tears flow.

Bro he got Drake to play with him. Why does he need to pay some guy millionaire of dollars for more?

millionaire of dollars

It's cute how Ninja's retarded teen fans think they aren't subhuman trash.

Says the guy getting tilted on reddit.

That would also assume the guy who went from making basically nothing to millions overnight playing video games would know what to do and who to hire.

It's not rocket science, she just has to answer emails/calls, and decide who pays the most. Probably just time consuming, but not hard at all.

The dude makes like 1 million a month, so I would imagine he has to deal with stuff like public appearance requests, sponsorships, "investment opportunities" and the like.

Schedule appearances and figure out how to do his taxes.

Why pay taxes? He should hire a fancy accountant and form a PAC with his Fortnite buds to create a tax credit for streamers.

I think it's ridiculous how much money people are able to earn playing their bing bing wahoos but I think you seriously underestimate how much it costs to buy enough Congressmen for that.

his wife and manager

Yeah, that explains why he doesn't steam with women because he's afraid of "gossip". This guy is totally whipped by his 'manager'.

He has a good business acumen and commendable prudence that most #Metoo sycophants wish they'd exhibited before their salacious behaviour was exposed.

Isn't the prerogative of the streamer who is featured on his channel? I don't understand why Thots are maligning him.

Ok google: use a thesaurus on my original comment to make me sound smart

If I wanted to sound smart, I wouldn't be posting in r/drama. Oh yes, the sub renowned as home of scintillating wit and ingenuity.

I couldn't give a fuck about sounding smart.

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MAYO

FRAGILITY

Haha. If I was Mayo, I'd self-cannibalize. How dare you insult a brown person like this!

I'm looking for prospective Mayos, I'm going to deduce from your inelegant splurging, you are.

How bored at work are u rn

You have no idea. How can boredom be so painful?

Learn a skill rather than shitpost

Draw or read a book or learn to code epix style ex dee

Wise words.

That's why I learned JS. Now I make dank electron apps all day.

like for money or for fun

I don't actually know any JS. I only really know python and a tiny bit of lua. I'm great at excel if you need that though.

Ugh a hobbyist bot developer now? It all makes sense skiddie. Reeeeee

Anyways i know a lot of languages feom bejng an autistic software developer as my choice of career

I plan on doing some computer focused chemical engineering, so I'm actually taking a C/C++ class this coming semester.

Oh boy start trying to learn some c or c++ on your own now then seriously those are hard to learn

T. Okay at C++. C is a fucking bitch

Hmu if u need help

It's like an intro to C/C++ so I don't think it will be terrible. I've got a bunch computer engineering friends so I've got a bunch of help available.

Ugh computer enginers are the worst to learn from 🤢🤮🤮🤮

Although for real my friend told me to read k and r c for my C programming class and i aced it and was basically the teacher. Now keep in mind c and c++ are very different and i can serious post on that all day

Get a copy of k and r c programming second edition. Pdfs are easy to find

If I wanted to sound smart, I wouldn't be posting in r/drama.

Why are you posting in r/drama while completely missing the point?

Because the more palatable mayos post here.

Great, now I'm hungry.

I don't understand why Thots are maligning him.

They want a piece of his money, stream leaching is a thing, GreekGodX got big by doing it.

Even a tiny fraction of Ninja's viewers subscribing to some thot stream guest is enough to make someone rich.

He's the biggest streamer by such a large margin it's hard to believe, iirc he pulls in a 500k+ a month.

Well he said he did it to avoid negative attention. How is that working out for him?

Gamers, the time is now!

smart move. i like this guy, seems pretty chill

Rage Darling says Ninja is "indirectly reinforcing a stereotype"

literally who??

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezus fucking christ this gives me unpleasant flashbacks to 2007 emo myspace days.

I thought botd fans died ages ago

daaaaamn xher singing game is trash

Damn, she is almost as bad as I am.

God I fucken hate the gaming community it’s the most pathetic thing I can think about.

mike pence is the true winner of this round of the culture wars: try to change my mind.

gaming drama

cancer

So what do you do around here? Now a days all I see you do is complain about posts.

😴😴😴

CTRL alt -> DELETE

Smart man. Won't be MeToo'd by some twitch whore gamer gurl

Despite excluding a whole group of players, Ninja says he hasn't faced a backlash from the gaming community.

ResetEra has lost their shit over it, actually.

Twitch streamer Rage Darling isn't particularly offended by Ninja's comments.

But she says he's "indirectly reinforcing the stereotype that a lot of female gamers are Twitch thots".

Wait. How do you get from point A to point B here? "I don't do this thing because the community is really creepy about it." gets turned into "Oh, so you think all women on Twitch are thots?"

Maybe some projection there.

But she says he's "indirectly reinforcing the stereotype that a lot of female gamers are Twitch thots".

A lot ARE, because there's money in it. That doesn't mean that a lot aren't.

Unless I missed something, his comment doesn't really have anything to do with the people he isn't playing with but with the backlash/comments about it from the community.

"I don't want to play with women because everyone assumes we're fucking and it's awkward and makes me uncomfortable and they harass me about it" doesn't really translate to "I think Twitch women are thots".

Doesn't help you have twitch thots like celestia vega and Kbubblez being widely known for hopping on every popular streamers dick to gain viewers. Plus, they are just mad because it's gonna highlight the fact that they are THOTS.

I have no idea who either of those people are.

Im probably better off for it.

Do you like titties but hate porn?

Yes, no.

ResetEra has lost their shit over it, actually.

which makes his statement actually pretty funny. they hate being ignored more than anything

ResetEra has lost their shit over it, actually.

Ninja says he hasn't faced a backlash from the gaming community.

I'm not seeing any contradiction here.

Pretty obvious he prefers the boys. I’d be willing to bet that his wife and Mike Pence’s wife have the same amount of marital sex (none).

remember that twitch thot that got millions and a mansion out of whoring herself out, and after being blocked by twitch went to Youtube to ask her beta-followers for money for her ass-implants and actually got "female empowerment" articles written about her?

whats that, "not all women!" you say? then get a real job instead of once again, clinging to the Man™ to do it for you

This is what passes for news at the bbc these days? Good lord.

It's amazing how one tweet expected this pink haired neetbuxer to help whamex to grow their neetbux provisions .... Repeat after me

STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN

Imagine going to journalism school. You put in work. You gather debt. You strive for putting forth what is really happening in the world to the citizens of the planet.

Then... you have to write that fucking by-line.

May Xenu stop the Earth's rotation and fling our bodies unmercilessly into the cold, dark vaccum of space.

He only let's his wife peg him, he believes in traditional values

/r/drama thread about this