This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
If they stopped wasting so much money on fucking retarded amounts, and just retarded, advertising they might could put the fucking money back into the game and make it actually good- also not piss people fucking off.
Can someone sneak an English teacher into the game for this guy?
It's not about me. It's about people thinking their 20 seconds is worth knocking out somebody's legs out from them or maybe even worse. Weaving through traffic can save time, you do that too?
i like to lean on the escalator and block it for people who power walk up the thing like their times actually important when theyre wandering around a fucking mall
i like to lean on the escalator and block it for people who power walk up the thing like their times actually important when theyre wandering around a fucking mall
We should have sent all our worthless 4-F losers to the front in WWII, could have thinned the heard out then before their descendants had a chance to get worked up about this whole pathetic business.
Anybody who complains about not being able to play pretend soldier of one of the bloodiest wars in history to their liking from the comfort of their bedroom needs to lay down on a highway. What a joke.
considering it would be very easy to imagine something if it was actually happening, I'm glad you're not a loser. Welcome to the winning team, guy. Grab a cold one and crack it open with the boys.
i was the thirdd quickest promotion my firm has ever had from the level i previously worked at to the level i currently work at
some people work differently than others. most people at office jobs have ample time to read a few articles or fire off a few shitposts, barring a few industries i'm aware of. it's really you're this defensive about the fact you can't lol
It's not even about the video games imo, it's about the games modeled after one of the biggest tragedies in human history, where massive amounts of young men died horrifying deaths for no real reason. The idea of some flabby fuck who's as old as the men who actually fought and died in the war whining into an open comment box about not being able to play out their hero fantasy the way they want to from the safety and comfort of their room is sick. Maybe we should bring back the draft and start another pointless war so these idiots don't have to play pretend anymore.
sorry about that, it's just that the idea of a doughy kid complaining that they're not having enough fun pretending to be a hero in the biggest senseless tragedy in history unironically pisses me off.
How is wanting accuracy in a video game any different than wanting accuracy in any other medium? You wouldn’t draw such accusations about someone who enjoys, say, Band of Brothers
It's one thing if it's a very serious wargame that the players use to explore that part of history and help them understand it. But Battlefield is a FPS that doesn't have anything to do with WW2 except on a completely superficial level.
Maybe the first ww2 battlefield game was historically accurate but none of the other games have been. From the weapons and equipment used to the fronts certain soldiers fought on, it's always been historically inaccurate. The liberties the developers take makes the game more appealing to a wider audience, and it most cases make the game more fun....the reason women are included is because maybe the women who play the game want to model their character after themselves and there's nothing wrong with that. If they want historical accuracy they should join a reenactment but these fat fucks won't leave their basements
What’s wrong with that? Most games can’t really be enjoyed in short instances unless it’s Halo where each match is like 15 minutes max. It’s not like it’s weird to spend 3 hours watching a movie or some episodes of TV
Almost two months ago. I could have moved out sooner but my company was moving to a new office and I didn’t want to relocate until they did as well so I could minimize my commute time.
Household chores are pretty easy tbh. I don’t go through many dishes and bought a Robovac to keep it swept and vacuumed so I only have to do laundry and occasionally clean the bathroom
Sometimes it gets stuck under furniture but a lot of the time it's able to make it back just fine. Some trial and error is involved, you might need to rearrange furniture a bit to make it easier to clean.
Ironically your comment can just as easily be for or against the whole women in Battlefield thing, especially since the primary motivation is "but girls want to play someone who looks like them".
KIA is gateway to far right and white identity politics.
Like how the feminists get triggered the fuck from that Netflix teen show, these "gamers" got triggered the fuck out because a FEEEEEMALE was in their game.
All of those are mechanics points. There's absolutely no reason why you can't have a game that's inaccurate mechanically yet has a historically accurate or at least plausible setting/plot.
Unless you aren't busy with your local brown shirt convention or something, maybe take this survey.
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Not even exaggerating, though! First Battlefield game ever made actually had Jetpacks readily available. Franchise has featured mechs and stuff too. I was mostly thinking about New Order when typing that though. There are plenty of games/movies set in alt. history WW II. It is okay to make them. UNLESS YOU INSERT A FILTHY FUCKING DAUGHTER OF EVE INTO THEM WHAT THE FUCK EA
There's a Sturmtiger in that trailer. For those of you who are unfamiliar, it was a German assault gun produced late in the war. Very rare, only 19 were ever built.
In contrast, there were over 800 000 women enlisted in the Soviet military alone. Women were much more common than the depicted vehicle, so why are they the ones ruining players' immersion? Shouldn't they be pissed about the tank?
It's just more common knowledge that women didn't serve in combat roles amongst the ranks of the western allies. The whole customisation system in the game seems to be people's gripe, not just the women.
I wonder when EA will let me play as a child soldier in the Hitlerjugend. Why are they so exclusionary and ageist? Doesn't the lead developer not want to explain to his 1 year old daughter why she can't play someone who looks like her?
my faith in humanity keeps declining for every day (or shitpost) that goes by. I try to remain optimistic but I'm getting more and more convinced that I'm surrounded by morons.
Why do people always characterize whatever side they don't like as being hysterical? "But women?? Literally Fuck women." Lol like nobody said anything even close to that in the thread you linked to. I understand exaggeration for comedic effect, but this is something I notice every time.
"WTF??? MEXICANS WANT A BETTER LIFE?!?!?! FUCK THEM!!" -OP mocking a blumpf supporter probably
The irony is, those people over there are soberly discussing this shit, and meanwhile the people over here are making over-the-top snide remarks about them.
Just use your real account dude. Verily, let us all join in and soberly& somberly discuss how "EA releases new trailer sneaking women in more subtlety into the action". If you wanna soberly serious post at EA for sneakily sneaking them women in then be my fucking quest mi lord. Verily, there exists a legitimate cause for alarm here. I'm glad you are woke enough to take the matter seriously enough. Lest next thing we know, there are - two - women in some other WW II FPS.
This guy send me a super awkward angry PM. :3 Sorry about your fee fees. Its rly okay, you can keep being upset about (((daughters of eve))) in your vidya, fam.
That's a terrible trailer, just like the first one. There's no intrigue, just "Oh hey, here's some explosions. And some screen shake, and some more explosions. Did you think we forgot about even more explosions? Oh, here's a cinematic shot of a plane flying overhead. Here's some hype quick cuts with lots of explosions. More hype quick cuts. More explosions. Oh this building is on fire. Hey, we heard you guys liked explosions and screen shake. Hey, marketing said really fast cuts of random action sequences is all the rage these days."
Just like the sjws they fill their days mocking. I’d love to tell them all this in their actual sub but I picked up a perma ban for laughing at how hysterical some of their comments reacting to the David-me situation were.
"Hahaha look at those SJW snowflakes being upset about demons in DOom LMAOOOOO also, HOLY SHIT have you SEEN this Battlefield trailer?? I'm almost certain it has a woman in it???Hold me, brothers."
Eh, none of the big publishers are any better or worse far as I can tell. Each is as ruthless as they figure they can afford. Only extra special hate I have for EA has to do with them cock blocking release of any Stawa games besides their shitty FPS. I want a new Tie Fighter game damn it.
There's a difference between ruthless and obnoxious, and EA is generally on the obnoxious side while publishers like Bethesda or Capcom also charge just as much, but are generally upfront with the costs and content.
Of course, the eternal REEEEE of women don't have to sign up for the selective service AND they don't belong in war/war games with all their infernal screeching and running around.
If you ever start to feel like seeing a woman anywhere might be something, anything, besides a cultural marxist political statement, you are approaching dangerous border territory that might lead you out of being a proper incel!
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1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
THEY ARE SNEAKING WOMEN IN "WITH INCREASED SUBTLETY." YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-17
And they wonder why they haven't gotten laid by now.
1 MacAndShits 2018-08-17
They're being avoided with increased subtlety
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-17
KiA really is the video games version of One Million Moms.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-17
SNEAKING INTENSIFIES
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-17
how do?
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/wiki/macros
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-17
autism
nice
1 rockidol 2018-08-17
Reminds me of a line from Timesplitters
"Attention Harry Tipper has entered the base. He is disguised as a woman. Regard all females with suspicion until their identities can be determined."
1 thrillhouze- 2018-08-17
Timesplitters was such a good game, I’m still amazed that more people didn’t play it.
1 rockidol 2018-08-17
Same. Thq Nordic just acquired the rights to the franchise so hopefully they make something with it
1 vtesterlwg 2018-08-17
did you actually read the post loool they're saying there aren't any now
1 confusedblues 2018-08-17
Pretty soon they're going to be sneaking them in by not including them in the game at all. The horror! Stay vigilant.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-17
gamercels lmao
1 Matues49 2018-08-17
They are sneaking women in !!!
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-17
👆🤣
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
It elevates one's soul to witness such higher form of art and creativity.
1 ExilesReturn 2018-08-17
Nice username. Been a while since i thought of UO.
1 Neon_needles 2018-08-17
Lol this would be an awesome game
1 watermark02 2018-08-17
Two amazing sides - you can wield the machete as a Hutu supremacist, or run away wildly with your family as a Tutsi.
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-17
I'd play that game
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-17
"Hutu are overpowered. It's like GAME COMPANY didn't even try to balance the races. Nerf Hutu or buff Tutsi NOW pls!"
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-17
Getting Don Cheadle in the game is gonna cost them, though
1 Nerdlinger 2018-08-17
Can someone sneak an English teacher into the game for this guy?
1 Thefbiman 2018-08-17
There’s nothing fucking wrong with that fucking retard he’s just fucking retarded .
1 better_bot 2018-08-17
You know that guy stopped every frame to inspect it for femoid inclusion.
1 Sojir 2018-08-17
Qltist?
1 Wimzer 2018-08-17
Mayo?
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-08-17
SRDine?
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-08-17
Ah yes. The biggest losers in history.
1 TheFallenHero 2018-08-17
You?
1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
People who stand still on an escalator.
1 Yiin 2018-08-17
But they're already going up. Why do any extra work?
1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
So you're faster and more efficient.
1 DocMjolnir 2018-08-17
The idea of machines is to do less work, not more work, turbo hitler
1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
You do less work going up the stairs this way. You sound like those people in Wall-E.
1 DocMjolnir 2018-08-17
Don't threaten me with a good time!
1 Yiin 2018-08-17
It's fast and efficient until someone trips! I hope you aren't a manager.
1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
I don't hope you get out much if escalators make you trip.
1 Yiin 2018-08-17
It's not about me. It's about people thinking their 20 seconds is worth knocking out somebody's legs out from them or maybe even worse. Weaving through traffic can save time, you do that too?
1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
if everyone walks, you don't have to weave. Or at least stay on the left side. Why are you acting like this is harder than it is?
1 Yiin 2018-08-17
I was talking about cars. Fuck walking lol
1 ____________13 2018-08-17
No, people who stand still when they get off the escalator.
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
i like to lean on the escalator and block it for people who power walk up the thing like their times actually important when theyre wandering around a fucking mall
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
i like to lean on the escalator and block it for people who power walk up the thing like their times actually important when theyre wandering around a fucking mall
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1 SpotNL 2018-08-17
I would've guessed you are the type.
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
what a contrarian
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1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-17
Flyover state fattie confirmed
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
fly to an entirely different continent you mean
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1 shallowm 2018-08-17
flyover country
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
except australia is objectively better than whatever shit part of america any of you live in
which is prob portland or san fran or something gay like that
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1 JasonJewn0va 2018-08-17
A dutch person
1 Strange_matter 2018-08-17
Commies.
1 King_Drumpf 2018-08-17
Drama posters
1 automatic_cluck 2018-08-17
😍😍😍😍😍
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-08-17
Internet trannies.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-17
penis
1 gwynn- 2018-08-17
Anyone with a hammer and sickle on their twitter name.
1 glorica 2018-08-17
The good news is that I can now shoot and kill these women
1 EyeseeFN 2018-08-17
Hehe wait until you read the article about the mom who was horrified to find her 7 year old daughter being teabagged in a video game.
1 glorica 2018-08-17
I wasn’t talking about in a video game
1 EyeseeFN 2018-08-17
Sounds like a normal afternoon.
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-08-17
If they are going to go for equality, they should continue making these games as realistic aspossible.
They can start with making gangrape a bonus goal if one team beats another.
1 JasonJewn0va 2018-08-17
Elliot Rodger simulator when?
1 Redactor0 2018-08-17
It's a shame. JFK Reloaded was unironically a pretty damn good edutainment game.
1 Dopella 2018-08-17
based and redpilled
1 subpoutine 2018-08-17
baste and deepfried
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-08-17
I'm waiting. For you to post a link, you cocktease.
1 shallowm 2018-08-17
related /r/drama thread
1 MacAndShits 2018-08-17
The bad news is snally
1 CadicalRentrist 2018-08-17
Hopefully Anita will have completely moved on by then.
crosses fingers
1 FirearmThrowaway 2018-08-17
We should also include special needs soldiers because the world needs a place where it’s socially accpetible to shoot them too.
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1 Singulaire 2018-08-17
We already have that. BF5 has models for soldiers with prosthetics.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-08-17
Should I tell them that I'm on my third queen in a row on Crusader Kings II?
1 loli_esports 2018-08-17
battlefield SUCK
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-08-17
Surely EA is not as bad as you purport.
1 loli_esports 2018-08-17
taiwan NUMBAH WON
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-08-17
We should have sent all our worthless 4-F losers to the front in WWII, could have thinned the heard out then before their descendants had a chance to get worked up about this whole pathetic business.
1 CSharpApostle 2018-08-17
1 The_DHC 2018-08-17
I just want a semi authentic ww2 shooter. If you die in the game you die in real life. Is that so much to ask for?
1 drugsrgay 2018-08-17
Go play red orchestra
1 The_DHC 2018-08-17
Read my second sentence. I want to gamers to die in real life if they die in the game.
1 drugsrgay 2018-08-17
That’s what happens in red orchestra if you set up 2-factor identification with Jigsaw corp
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-08-17
Gotchu fam
1 loli_esports 2018-08-17
lol tripwire
1 shaun_krant 2018-08-17
We need this
1 snallygaster 2018-08-17
Anybody who complains about not being able to play pretend soldier of one of the bloodiest wars in history to their liking from the comfort of their bedroom needs to lay down on a highway. What a joke.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
imagine having so little going on in your life that you play video games for hours a day lol
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
imagine having so little going on in your life that you browse r/drama for hours a day lol
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
I literally can't
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
I guess you don't have to imagine
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
is English not your first language or something?
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
Are you actually having trouble understanding basic English?
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you're a special fella, huh
1 Matues49 2018-08-17
This is why you shouldn't breastfeed your babies kerosene.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
SAD
1 Singulaire 2018-08-17
If your breasts are secreting kerosene, it's probably too late for you anyway.
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-17
Holy shit you are spectacularly stupid and it's sad that you lack the awareness to realise this.
He is saying you don't have to imagine doing this shit because you literally do.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
u sound upset pls be calm
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-17
Where are the fishies ?!
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
i'm in seattle now 😓
sorry fam i promise i'll make it worth it
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-17
I hope so.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
y'all sound like you refer to yourselves as "gamers" lmao
this is really funny to read
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-17
Here, I'll leave this one hanging super low just for you. Good luck!
I can't imagine referring to myself as a gamer.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
considering it would be very easy to imagine something if it was actually happening, I'm glad you're not a loser. Welcome to the winning team, guy. Grab a cold one and crack it open with the boys.
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
You literally have 350k karma who you calling a loser?
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you lel
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
You do know there are other things you can do in life other than use reddit? Who the fuck has 350k karma. Reddit is literally your life
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
When you get a big boy office job, you too can achieve the ultimate shitposting life and get paid for it. Cya later, burger flipper 😎
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
What "big boy job" do you have that you're going on reddit all day and not actually doing real work? Do you work in a call office?
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
lol god no, I have skills. Plus call centers are actually busy as hell, no way I'd be able to shit post. I'm a data analyst. You?
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
I'm an actual programmer lol
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
sounds like you're not very good at your job! i can point you to some beginner resources to help you get a little more efficient if it helps
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
Nothing I do is that simple that it can get automated.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
okay! that's nice, i'm glad you volunteered it
maybe with practice you'll get a little better at this stuff tho, have some more executive time left over
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
No because I go on to the next task. That's probably why I got promoted so quickly tbf. Not all of us are slackers who prioritize reddit
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
i was the thirdd quickest promotion my firm has ever had from the level i previously worked at to the level i currently work at
some people work differently than others. most people at office jobs have ample time to read a few articles or fire off a few shitposts, barring a few industries i'm aware of. it's really you're this defensive about the fact you can't lol
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
Who's getting defensive now ;)
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
...you
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-08-17
imagine attempting to brag like this on /r/drama lmao
B of A is a third tier bank to work at in Chicago lol, must suck to suck.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
imagine not recognizing a bofa deez nuts joke
imagune even ranking BOFA as third tier lmao
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
so you have an office job but don't know how someone can have free time to be online?
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
No because I actually work. You're on this 24/7. I'm guessing you're that guy at your workplace
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you can think whatever you want!
1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
Hit the nail on the head ;)
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
oh fuck I've been got
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
i work as a consultant at BOFA
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1 A4QualityPaper 2018-08-17
It would be easy but you've got no imagination because you're "special". Is that clearer?
1 headasplodes 2018-08-17
Get AIDS
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
no, I won't have sex with you.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
no recovery
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
why do you hate southerners
1 Matues49 2018-08-17
lol y so mad tho?
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-08-17
SPERG
1 i_wish_i_was_dead___ 2018-08-17
you don't have anything n your life either.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
r/kevbo
1 i_wish_i_was_dead___ 2018-08-17
why is your tv on top of your shoe cabinet ?
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
they're some weird shelves from the last house we lived in that we re-purposed. Might as well consolidate some space.
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-08-17
imagine living in this kind of poverty lol
1 i_wish_i_was_dead___ 2018-08-17
kevin reminds me of my father
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
did you know that pug puppies are $2k to adopt on average.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
shut up povvo
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you know, I've never thought about that before.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-08-17
I refer you to my previous comment
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
You can think whatever you want! :)
1 Matues49 2018-08-17
gotem xD
1 snallygaster 2018-08-17
It's not even about the video games imo, it's about the games modeled after one of the biggest tragedies in human history, where massive amounts of young men died horrifying deaths for no real reason. The idea of some flabby fuck who's as old as the men who actually fought and died in the war whining into an open comment box about not being able to play out their hero fantasy the way they want to from the safety and comfort of their room is sick. Maybe we should bring back the draft and start another pointless war so these idiots don't have to play pretend anymore.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
snally, please just respect my right to post ragebait comments that upset nerds without you coming in to provide nuance.
1 snallygaster 2018-08-17
sorry about that, it's just that the idea of a doughy kid complaining that they're not having enough fun pretending to be a hero in the biggest senseless tragedy in history unironically pisses me off.
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
if it makes you feel better, they're probably not going to be passing on their weak genes anyway.
1 JasonJewn0va 2018-08-17
I didn't know there was a game about womens suffrage
1 Memerx 2018-08-17
nigga quit getting angry over some edgy teens on reddit
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
white 16 year olds should refrain from using the n-word
1 Memerx 2018-08-17
you dont control me nigga
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
very poor reading comprehension, see me after class
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-17
REEEEE DRAMA MODS ARE VIOLATING THE NAP BY ATTACKING WHITE TEENS' RIGHT TO SAY "NIGGER"
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-08-17
Snally is too good of a soul to be here. But it would never be the same without her 😍
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
?
How is wanting accuracy in a video game any different than wanting accuracy in any other medium? You wouldn’t draw such accusations about someone who enjoys, say, Band of Brothers
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
because video games are for dorks
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
Tru
What’s your favorite game?
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
i don't play games, i play adult sports like hearthstone
1 LedinToke 2018-08-17
nerd
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-17
We call them esports now, Gramps
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you dang kids with your iNintendos and your WiiWiis
1 subpoutine 2018-08-17
But are you as good as /u/normie_girl?
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
wtf is a /u/normie_girl
1 subpoutine 2018-08-17
Only the best hearthstone player this end of the spectrum.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
what rank are you /u/normie_girl
1 normie_girl 2018-08-17
Yes this is normie_girl
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
wtf r u
1 normie_girl 2018-08-17
I'm a human being
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
what rank r u in hearthstone
1 normie_girl 2018-08-17
20
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
lol casul
1 normie_girl 2018-08-17
I made 12 last month but I've been trying this priest deck I made up and it's no good lol
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
have you tried practicing a good deck
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
have you tried practicing a good deck
1 normie_girl 2018-08-17
I can netdeck lol, I just prefer to lose at my own pace
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
that's fair, but you learn more about decks when you practice good ones
1 Strictlybutters 2018-08-17
Bullying masterlawlz duh 🙄
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
That’s less of a game and more of a lifestyle though
1 Redactor0 2018-08-17
It's one thing if it's a very serious wargame that the players use to explore that part of history and help them understand it. But Battlefield is a FPS that doesn't have anything to do with WW2 except on a completely superficial level.
1 charming_tainter 2018-08-17
Maybe the first ww2 battlefield game was historically accurate but none of the other games have been. From the weapons and equipment used to the fronts certain soldiers fought on, it's always been historically inaccurate. The liberties the developers take makes the game more appealing to a wider audience, and it most cases make the game more fun....the reason women are included is because maybe the women who play the game want to model their character after themselves and there's nothing wrong with that. If they want historical accuracy they should join a reenactment but these fat fucks won't leave their basements
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
I'm pretty sure larping as a WW2 soldier would get you made fun of more than playing a video game lol
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
What’s wrong with that? Most games can’t really be enjoyed in short instances unless it’s Halo where each match is like 15 minutes max. It’s not like it’s weird to spend 3 hours watching a movie or some episodes of TV
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
you're asking this question as if you're not someone who still has their parents do the chores and cooking around the house.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
I live on my own though?
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
oh nice, when did that happen? Just trying to get your goat.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
Almost two months ago. I could have moved out sooner but my company was moving to a new office and I didn’t want to relocate until they did as well so I could minimize my commute time.
Household chores are pretty easy tbh. I don’t go through many dishes and bought a Robovac to keep it swept and vacuumed so I only have to do laundry and occasionally clean the bathroom
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
proud of you
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
are u really
1 Zachums 2018-08-17
I wouldn't ever say anything online and anonymously that I didn't mean.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
You know, for some reason I actually kinda believe you.
1 LedinToke 2018-08-17
who would just go on the internet and tell lies?
1 thrillhouze- 2018-08-17
Is your Robovac an idiot too? My friend has one and it dies before it can get back to it’s charging station all the time.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-08-17
Sometimes it gets stuck under furniture but a lot of the time it's able to make it back just fine. Some trial and error is involved, you might need to rearrange furniture a bit to make it easier to clean.
1 Fnhatic 2018-08-17
Ironically your comment can just as easily be for or against the whole women in Battlefield thing, especially since the primary motivation is "but girls want to play someone who looks like them".
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
i want to be included in some of the most horrible shit ever please why isnt there anyone that looks like me being maimed and killed
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1 LemonScore_ 2018-08-17
God damn, Ed - how many alts you have bitch?!
1 kingofthehill5 2018-08-17
Fucking finally you get to kill women in video games.
1 FrenchFriesFriday 2018-08-17
These guys are pathetic. Why does it bother them so much?
1 CR90 2018-08-17
Literally nothing else happening in their life.
1 monsantobreath 2018-08-17
Why does interracial marriage bother white supremacists, or anyone getting laid bother incels?
1 tritter211 2018-08-17
KIA is gateway to far right and white identity politics.
Like how the feminists get triggered the fuck from that Netflix teen show, these "gamers" got triggered the fuck out because a FEEEEEMALE was in their game.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-08-17
How the heck would a woman handle an assault rifle when they don't even have opposable thumbs?
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-08-17
Fuck women right up the ass.
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-08-17
There are games that let you do that, but they're not made by EA.
1 UBIisLazy 2018-08-17
No big tiddy goth soldiers? What a fucking waste of money.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-08-17
Flat is justice.
1 Etsuko1 2018-08-17
Imagine dedicating hours of your life to complaining about a women being in a video-game. Just imagine
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-08-17
Practically this whole sub doesn't need to imagine it.
1 Memerx 2018-08-17
imagine dedicating hours of your life on reddit.
1 Nergaal 2018-08-17
Looks like EA posted the video itself with the clickbait article
1 NazionaleFascista 2018-08-17
Which Battlefield game had Mecha Hitlers, jetpacks and zombies?
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-08-17
ADULT VIRGIN
1 oxyhaledrine 2018-08-17
He's exaggerating for comedic effect, m8. To be honest, though, historical accuracy belong somewhere near a game where you can do the following.
Eject from a jet, shoot an enemy, and land in the same jet.
Climb out of a jet, shoot an enemy with your bazooka while clinging to your jet's underside, then climb back in your jet.
Use flamethrowers from horseback effectively.
Kill enemies with defibrillator pads.
1 NazionaleFascista 2018-08-17
All of those are mechanics points. There's absolutely no reason why you can't have a game that's inaccurate mechanically yet has a historically accurate or at least plausible setting/plot.
1 oxyhaledrine 2018-08-17
Having defibrillator pads is no more mechanics than having laser guns would be.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-17
1 Strictlybutters 2018-08-17
Just a reminder that anyone who srsposts in their usernames is a colossal faggot
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
Unless you aren't busy with your local brown shirt convention or something, maybe take this survey.
(Print it out, fill, turn in) [ ] It is okay to make video games that are historically accurate.
[ ] It is okay to make video games that are not historically accurate
[ ] reeeeeeeee
1 Redactor0 2018-08-17
If you actually play the single-player campaign in a BF game, you should apply for euthanasia at the earliest opportunity.
1 FolkLoki 2018-08-17
I wanted euthanasia after Battlefield 3’s campaign.
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
Not even exaggerating, though! First Battlefield game ever made actually had Jetpacks readily available. Franchise has featured mechs and stuff too. I was mostly thinking about New Order when typing that though. There are plenty of games/movies set in alt. history WW II. It is okay to make them. UNLESS YOU INSERT A FILTHY FUCKING DAUGHTER OF EVE INTO THEM WHAT THE FUCK EA
1 e-guy 2018-08-17
No I'm good, thank you though 🤮🤮🤮
1 Destirigon 2018-08-17
As a guy, I approve of fucking women.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-08-17
gay
1 Destirigon 2018-08-17
W O W R O O D
1 Gtyyler 2018-08-17
I'm glad this series is being inclusive and showing woman can be violent as well. Ladies, what is your excuse for not shooting up your school?
1 FLATEARTHISPYSOP 2018-08-17
it’s about suspension of reality
I can believe Mechs and jet packs and hitler but woman are so far fetched that it’s nearly impossible to believe
1 Ashurnibibi 2018-08-17
There's a Sturmtiger in that trailer. For those of you who are unfamiliar, it was a German assault gun produced late in the war. Very rare, only 19 were ever built.
In contrast, there were over 800 000 women enlisted in the Soviet military alone. Women were much more common than the depicted vehicle, so why are they the ones ruining players' immersion? Shouldn't they be pissed about the tank?
1 EvolvedBlob 2018-08-17
It's just more common knowledge that women didn't serve in combat roles amongst the ranks of the western allies. The whole customisation system in the game seems to be people's gripe, not just the women.
1 Arthanias 2018-08-17
As if the wehraboos of which 90% of that sub is composed would be upset by the German Military being unrealistically portrayed.
Unless of course it's about putting women and minorities in the game. They targeted gamers.
1 mrv3 2018-08-17
I don't think the Soviet got too involved in France, using Churchills, wearing British uniform and having to it arms with a literal ninja.
1 TheBigBazoo 2018-08-17
That's just what (((they))) want you to believe.
1 Fnhatic 2018-08-17
I wonder when EA will let me play as a child soldier in the Hitlerjugend. Why are they so exclusionary and ageist? Doesn't the lead developer not want to explain to his 1 year old daughter why she can't play someone who looks like her?
1 olav19965 2018-08-17
my faith in humanity keeps declining for every day (or shitpost) that goes by. I try to remain optimistic but I'm getting more and more convinced that I'm surrounded by morons.
1 ethanfadberry 2018-08-17
A needle that brings back the dead instantly? Okie dokie
A girl? Too far!
1 liamemsa 2018-08-17
Look, this is all still ableist triggering bullshit.
Where are the autistic soldiers in wheelchairs? We need representation too.
1 falke7 2018-08-17
Why do people always characterize whatever side they don't like as being hysterical? "But women?? Literally Fuck women." Lol like nobody said anything even close to that in the thread you linked to. I understand exaggeration for comedic effect, but this is something I notice every time.
"WTF??? MEXICANS WANT A BETTER LIFE?!?!?! FUCK THEM!!" -OP mocking a blumpf supporter probably
The irony is, those people over there are soberly discussing this shit, and meanwhile the people over here are making over-the-top snide remarks about them.
1 2RetardedEven4Drama 2018-08-17
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
Just use your real account dude. Verily, let us all join in and soberly& somberly discuss how "EA releases new trailer sneaking women in more subtlety into the action". If you wanna soberly serious post at EA for sneakily sneaking them women in then be my fucking quest mi lord. Verily, there exists a legitimate cause for alarm here. I'm glad you are woke enough to take the matter seriously enough. Lest next thing we know, there are - two - women in some other WW II FPS.
1 falke7 2018-08-17
Jesus this is a spergy post lol
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
This guy send me a super awkward angry PM. :3 Sorry about your fee fees. Its rly okay, you can keep being upset about (((daughters of eve))) in your vidya, fam.
1 jimmahdean 2018-08-17
That's a terrible trailer, just like the first one. There's no intrigue, just "Oh hey, here's some explosions. And some screen shake, and some more explosions. Did you think we forgot about even more explosions? Oh, here's a cinematic shot of a plane flying overhead. Here's some hype quick cuts with lots of explosions. More hype quick cuts. More explosions. Oh this building is on fire. Hey, we heard you guys liked explosions and screen shake. Hey, marketing said really fast cuts of random action sequences is all the rage these days."
It's a game, not a movie.
1 ObamaFor 2018-08-17
What's with the SRD title lmao, complete cringe.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-08-17
Incoming KIA downvote brigade.
That sub is literal horseshoe theory.
Extremely fragile.
Extremely intolerant of criticism.
Just like the sjws they fill their days mocking. I’d love to tell them all this in their actual sub but I picked up a perma ban for laughing at how hysterical some of their comments reacting to the David-me situation were.
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
"Hahaha look at those SJW snowflakes being upset about demons in DOom LMAOOOOO also, HOLY SHIT have you SEEN this Battlefield trailer?? I'm almost certain it has a woman in it???Hold me, brothers."
1 Morgoff 2018-08-17
Nah they're right.
Next it'll be trannies with massive beehives staggering around the somme in platforms.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-17
Wasn't there loads of females in vidya back in the day? Wasn't Perfect Dark a woman?
What's wrong with these people? This goes way beyond autism.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-17
REEEEEEEE
1 BeerusandChampa4ever 2018-08-17
can this sub stop being a srs clone
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-08-17
The real thing they should be worried about is that it's published by EA.
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
Eh, none of the big publishers are any better or worse far as I can tell. Each is as ruthless as they figure they can afford. Only extra special hate I have for EA has to do with them cock blocking release of any Stawa games besides their shitty FPS. I want a new Tie Fighter game damn it.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-08-17
There's a difference between ruthless and obnoxious, and EA is generally on the obnoxious side while publishers like Bethesda or Capcom also charge just as much, but are generally upfront with the costs and content.
1 Redactor0 2018-08-17
You know they'd make you pay real money in a microtransaction to reload your concussion missiles though.
1 captainpriapism 2018-08-17
the holocaust is always represented as so jewy and whitewashed i want lots of white women and black men in there too for inclusion
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1 DocMjolnir 2018-08-17
/> Literally fuck women
Well I try jeeze
1 parameciidae 2018-08-17
Of course, the eternal REEEEE of women don't have to sign up for the selective service AND they don't belong in war/war games with all their infernal screeching and running around.
👶🏻👶🏻 😭😰
1 whyisthisallowed1 2018-08-17
Hurr durr lets appeal to 2% of gamers cuz of politics.
1 Kal_Vas_Flam 2018-08-17
If you ever start to feel like seeing a woman anywhere might be something, anything, besides a cultural marxist political statement, you are approaching dangerous border territory that might lead you out of being a proper incel!