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then get off my page

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You already have before.

Why not karma farm some more

post more pictures of your face in my discord

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Also, is being born a really shitty car like a Pontiac Aztek like being born severely disabled because your life span is so much shorter?

He's already having a rough day, can't you tell?

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Did 9/11 happen in the Cars universe?

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Audi. Like how did that not first come to your mind?

he'd be a Benz. a Benz 600.

Benz 770

what a gay pose lmao

Hitler bout to say "you go girl" and pop his bubble gum

I went on the internet, and I found this

It's a copypasta

No man, he's a Volkswagen. He invented his own brand.

Naw Audi drivers are also people I want seen tried at Nuremberg tbqh

BMW

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A Porsche. Duh. The founder of Porsche was a member of the SS

Hitler would have been an Austrian car, probably a Steyr or something similar.

It depends on the car, I imagine, how the years scale. A Camry is probably viewed as that one grandparent that just doesn't fucking die

How did the crucifixion of Jesus work in the Cars universe?

Jaws of life to cut the Jesus car into a cross shape, rivet gun to attach them to the cross made from a truck chassis.

Not sure about the spear of destiny or crown of thorns.

also what kind of cars did car hitler want to exterminate?

And how did the gas chambers work

They'd just leave the cars in a room and their own exhaust would asphyxiate them

Is there precedent for the idea that their exhaust is toxic to them

Like a running gag where Mater keeps falling asleep in a closed garage which he then farts up all night and is found dead the following morning

Well they have eyes with blood vessels, so they must need to oxygenated said blood. One can only assume there's a pair of lungs tucked away deep in that plastic shell

The Maikäfer.

Is planes in the cars universe? I know it not officially pixar so technically doesn't hurt the Pixar Theory

Yes. And aftermarket parts are like cosmetic surgery or going to the gym.

Also, you would probably be a Ford Festiva with a broken taillight.

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More importantly, do hearses transport dead cars inside themselves or are dead car hearses flatbed tow trucks? If dead cars are carried by tow trucks then what purpose do hearses serve? If a hearse/tow dies, how is it transported?

I've never watched them (graven images are haram), so I don't know if these questions are answered in the source material.

>/u/AnnoysTheGoys

>"haram"

Really motivates my matzo.

It's not that complicated, goy

Did your flair get bigger or am I imagining things?

My power is growing

The rich get richer smh

what is this semitic trickery

Back to cringeanarchy you go.

I’m greatly perplexed now. But, if I was born a car I’d be a Jaguar.

More like a Faguar

made me lol

More like you’re a snide ride.

I think it's a children show that they didn't put any further thought into

How dare you?

Like, if you’re built as a fire truck do you have any choice other than to be a fire truck?

That is correct, as far as I know, yes. The vehicle is manufactured and, when complete, comes alive as a fully-formed individual. But some confusion is present as to how baby cars exist.

Do we know if cars are born or manufactured from the source material?

https://www.reddit.com/user/Fading_Joy/

Predetermined. Mater will never be a race car no matter how much he wants to because he wasn't manufactured that way.

so Cars is actually an essay on Calvinism?

Soon all the cars will proclaims God did not die to save all the cars.

if Ford didn't die, does that mean our sins can even be forgiven?

Depends on if your part of the elect or not.

The elect’s really convenient if you think about it. If you’re in it, you can do whatever you want, unlike every other religion where you have to not be a dick

There is a Cars Pope

is the popemobile catholic?

He's a shape-shifting reptilian.

A Catholic shapeshifting reptilian.

I dont think the Annunaki have a religion.

A deception, in the Cars universe.

Shut the fuck up, Lawlz.

Yes.

Based

And why do they have door locks?

Yes. However, the better question is how deep do wealthy cars go into modifying themselves? Could there be a society of "genetically" altered cars, hellbent on escaping their predetermined roles? Tbh, I'd rather live in that universe.It's a good tradeoff for r/carsdrama being able to ping.

I think so, yes

That's actually the plot of Cars 4, which explores the problems with caste systems

Is everybody made from modern components or are ancient vehicles made of wood? Could they move autonomously like the cars or do they have to attach themselves to animals? Are there even animals to begin with?

When you're a jet.

It’ll make you jittery

You're jet all the way...

This is a new tier of lawlzposting, and I don't like it.

a really shitty car like a Pontiac Aztek

How dare u

Am I the only one who wonders how baby cars are created?

this, literally

unsee this

r/MurderedByWords

Before the late 1800s, were are the cars horses?

idk i don't watch kids movies you goofball.

The Aztek is a beautiful vehicle you phillistine

Yes

They probably can go in for remanufacturing.

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The TRANSport agendaposting on this sub is fucking out of control.

It’s on TV

Actually watching the jelly box in {current year}

Cars aren't manufacturered. They fuck and give birth.. this is shown because some cars live in families with children. but I guess the birthing scene in cars couldn't be G -rated. Because you'd have to show a giant car pussy being all stretched out and a tiny car comes out of there