On my old laptop it takes ~6 seconds to become usable, even if many images and vids still are loading.
Big newspaper websites can easily take 20 or 30 seconds because of obscene amounts of blocking js.
Of course, on a faster device they both take a lot less.
I was pretty sure it was a poisoning-the-well attempt by some TopCucksofReddit user, but no, it's actually a legit site probably made by some domain host wizard. Tragic.
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
Someone should hack the website, put that baby gif in there, then start a thread on GA claiming the website is a psyop run by pedophiles trying to indoctrinate Q followers.
Yesterday on the way to work, I saw some ~65 year old lady standing on an overpass holding a giant green sign with a huge purple Q on it. These people are completely insane.
Of course, I honked at her. Gotta keep the lolcows going.
boomers love that shit dude. my parents, who are about that age, read a front page washington times article about that shit and are now completely on board. dad asked me if i knew what /pol/ was the other day.
It reminds me of what things were like back in the day when there was a big element of exploration to finding and clicking through websites. Because nobody knew how design one competently.
If you're providing an online service then people need to be able to accomplish whatever task they're trying to do as easily as possible, with some caveats and exceptions depending on the circumstance, e.g. if your target userbase is hardcore Linux fans then they're not going to like a distro that works like an Apple product.
It's all the Cheesus parallelisms, I think. Pizzagators huffed and puffed about Satanic black magic pedo rituals in basements, but few went as far as to compare Trump with the second coming of the All-Mighty. Q crossed that line.
It's the 90s style satanic panic angle. Boomers generally (there are exceptions) don't get involved in generic neonazi /pol/ tier WW2 revisionism or MDE style ""post-ironic"" humor, but they can't get enough of weird new-age Evangelical Christian Dan Brown stuff.
Its like epic sudoku or crosswords for them so they can feel important again and pretend to themselves that their withered boomer brains are still sharp.
It is a Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory (GUCT). It combines many different conspiracy theories with mentions of Deep State Secrecy, Evil Corporate Elites, and Satanic (aka non-boomer religion) Influences in pop culture. The biggest draw is the idea that you can join the fight since "the storm is coming" and your irreverant support to President Boomer himself and purchasing merchanise with obscure acronyms on them will end the war on Christ.
Remember, Liberals kill their babies to save them from embarassing themselves, while Conservatives let them grow old enough to learn how to make a webpage and produce amazing content like these.
I’m more impressed than anything tbh; the fact that a boomer was able to piece this together shows they’ll be able to make Web 2.0 pages when 2030 rolls around.
And yeah Anonymous registrations are common but this site is so poorly designed and you'd think the designer would almost be too stupid to realize registrar data was searchable.
Yeah he's put multiple misaligned gifs of filing cabinets but managed to embed YouTube videos? I mean it's not hard to embed a video but it suggests a familiarity with the internet in the last decade.
I didn't take too deep a dive cause I have actual work to do but my guess would be someone with a little actual web dev experience trying real hard to make it look like a boomer put this together so they could troll the Qultists.
I want to say this is too advanced for an actual idiot but theres a lot of exception idiots out there now.
To be honest I haven't worked in that area for a while and in a previous job we had clients who required any site they worked with to be clear and open about who owns it. So that little qualm of mine about the site is probably just my bias.
Plenty of other things wrong with that site though.
I REALLY wish this were true. I browse through GA fairly often just out of pure intrigue. It's unreal how out of touch with reality the majority of people over there are. While truly believing they are helping to expose the greatest conspiracy in history. The hardest part for me to stomach though is they REALLY believe Trump is a genius. How anyone can come to that conclusion while having access to his Twitter(or just the Internet) feed blows my mind.
I was 100% convinced that was in a subreddit that was mocking GA. Can't say I was totally surprised when I realized it was actually in GA though. That's a special breed over there.
This is the best! The videos, links, etc (including ominous placement of nazi/punisher-esque skulls "Are we the baddies?") make Q look like a movement of insane villains bent on destroying America. Are Boomers really this retarded?
Heh... not surprised you haven't heard of it, normie. It's a site where we watched the most bada$$ flash animations of stick people ninjas fighting and killing each other.
there is zero chance this website was made by a boomer. It has to have been made by a creative troll to look like a hyerbolic boomer creation. Which i applaud as it it is brilliant.
Oh my god. This is perfect. I love the animated gifs, like the "videos" and "We salute our veterans." They are straight out of a 90s website. Where the hell did he even find them?
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1 IAmAN00bie 2018-08-24
You have to see the website for yourself. It's so bad it's fucking hilarious.
1 30_Year_old_boomer- 2018-08-24
It's a thing of beauty. Brought a tear to my eye
1 martin59825 2018-08-24
I’m fully erect and don’t really know why
1 Shark_life 2018-08-24
v a p o r w a v e
1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2018-08-24
I'm pretty sure that site is satire. It looks purposely bad. Gives me a hypnospace vibe.
1 ExpOriental 2018-08-24
You could say that about the entirety of the Qult. It's all too retarded to be believed.
1 MoonLaw 2018-08-24
It won't seem retarded when you wake up with Don Lemon pointing a gun to your head
1 ExpOriental 2018-08-24
...again?
1 Hydrium 2018-08-24
I had flashbacks of my first angelfire website.
1 kxxzy 2018-08-24
This confirms to me that that sub is LARPing.
1 Fnhatic 2018-08-24
While this is definitely satire, I'm going to guess that it actually took a lot of effort to intentionally make it look that hilarious.
1 Ranilen 2018-08-24
Nah, all you need is a pirated copy of MS Frontpage 97.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-08-24
Look up Yvette's Bridal. It is the ultimate shitty website.
1 Fnhatic 2018-08-24
On the opposite end of the spectrum for 'types of shitty', yet still shitty, I give you the legendary: http://timecube.2enp.com/
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-08-24
The wild don't changes combined with gibberish vaguely resemble English make reading it hurt.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-08-24
It was built by a 72-year-old! Let them have their fun. They're not hurting anyone.
1 HateSpeechIsFun 2018-08-24
Kys
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1 ApugalypseNow 2018-08-24
Would that I could.
1 hiimtroymcclureyoum 2018-08-24
does that mean knights in satans service?
1 bussy_queen 2018-08-24
Get out cracker
1 justcool393 2018-08-24
no kys comments. banned.
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1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-08-24
Except when they crawl out of their retirement homes to vote
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-08-24
That should be stopped, absolutely.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-24
makes me want to throw on hit up AOL chat, maybe later throw on my jnccos and rollerblade up to the store for a Dr pepper... dammit sniff
1 degorius 2018-08-24
I think you mean Surge/Kick
1 explohd 2018-08-24
Josta
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-24
the thing about Dr pepper at the time is you could look under the cap and find free ones without opening them if you knew how
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-08-24
And it still loads faster than the average js-filled webshit page.
The insecure connection warning on resources tho...
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-24
It takes ages to load, it's plastered with images.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-08-24
On my old laptop it takes ~6 seconds to become usable, even if many images and vids still are loading.
Big newspaper websites can easily take 20 or 30 seconds because of obscene amounts of blocking js.
Of course, on a faster device they both take a lot less.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-24
Sorry, thought you meant time till fully loaded. Tbh the website loses quite a bit without the images.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-08-24
There's no way to make something that perfect without a ton of skill. No way he is a boomer.
1 xu85 2018-08-24
I was pretty sure it was a poisoning-the-well attempt by some TopCucksofReddit user, but no, it's actually a legit site probably made by some domain host wizard. Tragic.
1 Ahrotahntee_ 2018-08-24
The large text is great. So easy on my eyes.
1 sevp 2018-08-24
Noobie! How are you.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-24
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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1 JumbledFun 2018-08-24
haha what the fuck. That site is something else. I'm shocked it doesn't have a "visitors" tracker on there too
1 WarSanchez 2018-08-24
Or a top 8 friends and an annoying autoplay unclosable ad..
1 JumbledFun 2018-08-24
definitely needs one of these on there too
1 duckraul2 2018-08-24
Someone should hack the website, put that baby gif in there, then start a thread on GA claiming the website is a psyop run by pedophiles trying to indoctrinate Q followers.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-08-24
needs more dancing alien
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-24
There was one on r/ayylmao
1 ghost_of_dongerbot 2018-08-24
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1 explohd 2018-08-24
It does have a 3D "We Salute Our Veterans" guy on the top of the 'Q-codes'.
1 shaun_krant 2018-08-24
Ummm NO! THE QANONS ARE FIGHTING THE LIBERAL PEDOPHILES! A DANCING BABY WOULD PROBABLY BE ON SOMETHING LIKE CNN!!! (Children Nadmirer Network)
1 Old_Army90 2018-08-24
SAY SOMETHING!
WAWT?!
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-08-24
Sorry sweaty but,
This web site is AD FREE just a patriot trying his best to Red Pill as
many as I can before it's too late.
From a 72-year-old veteran
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-24
Inshallah he shall lead the masses towards Trump's Holyhead.
1 Zeriell 2018-08-24
Thats not really 90s, 90s would be a bunch of popups.
1 Lehk 2018-08-24
Spinning fire skulls
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-08-24
Top left corner my dude. It's no surprise you can't follow the breadcrumbs.
1 JumbledFun 2018-08-24
hah oh shit. Normally there's a big header pointing it out
1 shallowm 2018-08-24
Where's the visitor tracker? All I see in the top-left corner is this.
1 high_side 2018-08-24
under_construction.gif
1 snallygaster 2018-08-24
Needs more webrings.
1 CuriousKrow 2018-08-24
This has to be a troll. I think half of these Q people are just going along with the boomer meme.
Which I fucking hate because I drink Zero Ultra White.
1 Death_Trolley 2018-08-24
Yesterday on the way to work, I saw some ~65 year old lady standing on an overpass holding a giant green sign with a huge purple Q on it. These people are completely insane.
Of course, I honked at her. Gotta keep the lolcows going.
1 Hubinator 2018-08-24
Thank you for your service
1 moddestmouse 2018-08-24
Braver than our troops.
1 Futhermucker 2018-08-24
boomers love that shit dude. my parents, who are about that age, read a front page washington times article about that shit and are now completely on board. dad asked me if i knew what /pol/ was the other day.
1 LibertarianSlovakian 2018-08-24
Gotta keep the lolcows mooing*
ftfy
1 ElegantConvictionAdv 2018-08-24
I actually really like that website lmao
1 snallygaster 2018-08-24
It reminds me of what things were like back in the day when there was a big element of exploration to finding and clicking through websites. Because nobody knew how design one competently.
1 Zeriell 2018-08-24
I dunno, I'm not sure I'd file every website looking the exact same under "competent".
1 snallygaster 2018-08-24
If you're providing an online service then people need to be able to accomplish whatever task they're trying to do as easily as possible, with some caveats and exceptions depending on the circumstance, e.g. if your target userbase is hardcore Linux fans then they're not going to like a distro that works like an Apple product.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-08-24
It reminds me of something I would’ve seen on Portal of Evil
1 AmitabhBakchod 2018-08-24
What is it about this particular conspiracy that's so attractive to geriatric types? They didn't all hop aboard Pizzagate like this
1 Matues49 2018-08-24
It's all the Cheesus parallelisms, I think. Pizzagators huffed and puffed about Satanic black magic pedo rituals in basements, but few went as far as to compare Trump with the second coming of the All-Mighty. Q crossed that line.
1 cimarafa 2018-08-24
It's the 90s style satanic panic angle. Boomers generally (there are exceptions) don't get involved in generic neonazi /pol/ tier WW2 revisionism or MDE style ""post-ironic"" humor, but they can't get enough of weird new-age Evangelical Christian Dan Brown stuff.
1 nio151 2018-08-24
Isn't that more or less what pizza gate was?
1 snallygaster 2018-08-24
Yeah, which is why Pizzagate is fully integrated into the Qonspiracy.
1 JumbledFun 2018-08-24
Pizzagate didn't annoying Trump gods chosen. With Q all these mediocre fucks get to larp that they are gods warriors doing the work of the gud book
1 SlightDelivery 2018-08-24
It was missing the thriller, conspiracy mastermind angle.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-24
That is... really well put. Thanks.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-08-24
Its like epic sudoku or crosswords for them so they can feel important again and pretend to themselves that their withered boomer brains are still sharp.
1 jailbot2 2018-08-24
It's all the leaded gasoline fumes they huffed as children finally kicking in.
1 Gtyyler 2018-08-24
It is a Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory (GUCT). It combines many different conspiracy theories with mentions of Deep State Secrecy, Evil Corporate Elites, and Satanic (aka non-boomer religion) Influences in pop culture. The biggest draw is the idea that you can join the fight since "the storm is coming" and your irreverant support to President Boomer himself and purchasing merchanise with obscure acronyms on them will end the war on Christ.
Remember, Liberals kill their babies to save them from embarassing themselves, while Conservatives let them grow old enough to learn how to make a webpage and produce amazing content like these.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-08-24
The Q shit is literally a part of Pizzagate.
1 Snowayne2 2018-08-24
You should ask /u/snallygaster.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-08-24
I’m more impressed than anything tbh; the fact that a boomer was able to piece this together shows they’ll be able to make Web 2.0 pages when 2030 rolls around.
1 30_Year_old_boomer- 2018-08-24
BOOMER YEAH!
1 but-uh 2018-08-24
This has to be a joke or a troll or something.
Shitty little things like disabling right click, and Hiding the registrar info behind a canadian privacy company.
Tons of broken JS and elements, and shit that keeps trying to load.
Yet all made to look like it was made by an idiot.
I wouldn't go back and certainly wouldn't click on anything there.
1 biggest_decision 2018-08-24
Another one of these Sacha Baron Cohen sites?
Really has that look about it. Something this bad has to be intentional. Anonymous DNS registrations is incredibly common though.
1 but-uh 2018-08-24
Ehh That or something else possibly malicious.
And yeah Anonymous registrations are common but this site is so poorly designed and you'd think the designer would almost be too stupid to realize registrar data was searchable.
1 biggest_decision 2018-08-24
Some registrars will offer anonymous registration by default and for free these days.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-08-24
Thanks daddy GDPR
1 Hemingwavy 2018-08-24
Yeah he's put multiple misaligned gifs of filing cabinets but managed to embed YouTube videos? I mean it's not hard to embed a video but it suggests a familiarity with the internet in the last decade.
Russians?
1 but-uh 2018-08-24
I didn't take too deep a dive cause I have actual work to do but my guess would be someone with a little actual web dev experience trying real hard to make it look like a boomer put this together so they could troll the Qultists.
I want to say this is too advanced for an actual idiot but theres a lot of exception idiots out there now.
1 xu85 2018-08-24
I would be inclined to agree, however this guy has post history and doesn't seem like a troll.
1 Norci 2018-08-24
Registrar privacy is pretty common on most hosts, no?
1 but-uh 2018-08-24
To be honest I haven't worked in that area for a while and in a previous job we had clients who required any site they worked with to be clear and open about who owns it. So that little qualm of mine about the site is probably just my bias.
Plenty of other things wrong with that site though.
1 aqouta 2018-08-24
This makes me want to make a react site but style it terribly.
1 FamousM1 2018-08-24
Doesn't look like it was made by an idiot, just someone who's used to older web pages and didn't use a template
1 high_side 2018-08-24
Yes, qanon is a joke/troll.
1 LichenGh0st 2018-08-24
I REALLY wish this were true. I browse through GA fairly often just out of pure intrigue. It's unreal how out of touch with reality the majority of people over there are. While truly believing they are helping to expose the greatest conspiracy in history. The hardest part for me to stomach though is they REALLY believe Trump is a genius. How anyone can come to that conclusion while having access to his Twitter(or just the Internet) feed blows my mind.
1 KiruKokujin 2018-08-24
He's saying qanon is a troll not the retards who fall for it
1 LichenGh0st 2018-08-24
Ahh, damn, it was very obvious when I reread. I REALLLLY hope it's revealed that SBC is indeed Q.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-08-24
Here's an archive of it.
http://archive.is/HLX7y
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Great username, btw.
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1 LichenGh0st 2018-08-24
I was 100% convinced that was in a subreddit that was mocking GA. Can't say I was totally surprised when I realized it was actually in GA though. That's a special breed over there.
1 General_Insomnia 2018-08-24
This is the best! The videos, links, etc (including ominous placement of nazi/punisher-esque skulls "Are we the baddies?") make Q look like a movement of insane villains bent on destroying America. Are Boomers really this retarded?
1 Matues49 2018-08-24
Nice site patriot. Looks well put together.
1 the_blur 2018-08-24
This is what I said when I first logged on to Reddit dot com.
1 high_side 2018-08-24
Use old.reddit.com
1 jorio 2018-08-24
You had to go back 4 days to find them doing something dumb and embarrassing?
1 lickedTators 2018-08-24
Hey guys I found something dumb and embarrassing from an hour ago!
1 jorio 2018-08-24
N-no! You're the dumb and embarrassing one, not me!
1 IAmAN00bie 2018-08-24
It was posted in the comments of /r/topmindsofreddit.
1 InternalCartographer 2018-08-24
This is the best website I've ever seen. Unironically. Reminds me of 1998 again.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-08-24
I legit hope I die from natural causes or doing something heroic before I become like this.
1 awsompossum 2018-08-24
There's always suicide
1 genericunimportant 2018-08-24
He already said doing something heroic
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-08-24
Seeing this makes me miss Stickdeath.com.
1 32624647 2018-08-24
Stick... what?
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-08-24
Heh... not surprised you haven't heard of it, normie. It's a site where we watched the most bada$$ flash animations of stick people ninjas fighting and killing each other.
1 TheOtherGuy9603 2018-08-24
:')
1 anubgek 2018-08-24
The xiaoxiao ones were the creme de la creme
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-24
look at me i'm so smart because i was born in 1996
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-08-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfk9aCeuPA
1 Suidoken69 2018-08-24
I refuse to believe this is real. That entire sub is trolls egging on a handful of mentally ill posters
1 xen87 2018-08-24
That's pretty much reddit described as concisely as possible.
1 michaelnoir 2018-08-24
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer made a website?
1 NULL_CHAR 2018-08-24
/r/ooer
1 Ccrasus 2018-08-24
Hmmm
1 capsicumshot 2018-08-24
Seems like the rumors about Sacha Barron Cohen being Q are true.
1 Methos_ 2018-08-24
What Is Satire ?
1 high_side 2018-08-24
Something qtards are incapable of grasping.
1 ICameForTheWhores 2018-08-24
I thought Gene Ray was dead...
1 PrimoVictoria1944 2018-08-24
Made by a 72 year old veteran
1 SoldierofNod 2018-08-24
This can't be real.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-08-24
there is zero chance this website was made by a boomer. It has to have been made by a creative troll to look like a hyerbolic boomer creation. Which i applaud as it it is brilliant.
1 thesoundabout 2018-08-24
This is wonderful fuck the haters.
1 razzmataz 2018-08-24
There is neocities, though.
1 lowlandslinda 2018-08-24
It's not a badthing.
1 xtagtv 2018-08-24
Oh my god. This is perfect. I love the animated gifs, like the "videos" and "We salute our veterans." They are straight out of a 90s website. Where the hell did he even find them?
1 Nanaki__ 2018-08-24
Jesus Christ the amount of 3rd party domains hooked up to that thing.
It's a 21st century website with a 20th century aesthetic
Makes me think this is all a rather smartly crafted ruse to appeal to a certain kind of mindset.
1 Russiangreyman 2018-08-24
Was this thing made by Dan King?
https://web.archive.org/web/20180415053036/http://ak47world.com/
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-08-24
what are the prophecies?
1 BussySundae 2018-08-24
http://www.slidewizards.com/
just going to the domain is even worse
1 Hydrium 2018-08-24
It's one snoop dogg gif away from being a really complex blingee.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-24
Bookmarked.
1 dangondark 2018-08-24
I was on that site for 30 seconds and i lost 5% of my battery
1 antihexe 2018-08-24
source is hella interesting
1 snallygaster 2018-08-24
It's real!
1 explohd 2018-08-24
It looks like they're out of Colorado / Red Rocks Church in Littleton, CO
Our guy?
1 TruthPains 2018-08-24
Why do all schizophrenics and mentally ill conspiracy theorist's websites look close to the same? A hot mess of jumbed bullshit.
1 lenswipe 2018-08-24
This site actually crashed my browser
1 faded_filth 2018-08-24
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1 LongPostBot 2018-08-24
You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-08-24
The only time you've been a good bot
1 throwawayact69 2018-08-24
Democracy was a mistake, everyday our world become more like GTA V
1 high_side 2018-08-24
1 RuckusVT 2018-08-24
...and thats a virus...
1 MasonicAutism 2018-08-24
Don't u dare bully my 72-year old grandpa, he's a veteran and worked very hard on this.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-08-24
1 theconceiver 2018-08-24
Timecube eat your heart out. It's Chaturbate 2.0
1 GhostfaceJustice 2018-08-24
I think I may have digital aids now
1 837825 2018-08-24
https://i.imgur.com/sUPi1gS.gif
1 SeefKroy 2018-08-24
Oh nice I didn’t know they brought back Time Cube
1 Sambo_wambo 2018-08-24
Geocities is still a thing Whang! Has made a video on it. I would link but on phone
1 Gtyyler 2018-08-24
I downloaded something from one of the link. I feel like I am going to wake up with "WWG1WGA" tattoed across my face.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-08-24
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID!
TIMECUBE!
1 KittehDragoon 2018-08-24
Are we sure this site isn't satire? It's freakin beautiful.
1 grecograppler 2018-08-24
I want to believe.
1 asdjfweaiv 2018-08-24
How is someone that dumb allowed to vote? It looks like they need adult supervision to go to the bathroom, much less make websites.
1 shaun_krant 2018-08-24
Im not convinced this isnt high level elaborate satire
1 MG87 2018-08-24
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES
1 wisty 2018-08-24
From their abbreviations list:
Like, a dumping ground for dead Google projects is somehow a big deal?
1 eg135 2018-08-24
When I saw Q code list as the title I thought it will be one of those awful ham radio websites.