The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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Etherium, another kind of funny munny, is down over 80% from ATH and is about lower than the daily low one year ago.

I might not have gotten rich off of magic beans, but the they still give me so much joy on days like this.

just hodl, bro. maybe not today, but like 10 years from now they could be worth what you bought them for again

Good ways to earn a ban today:

• ⁠Calling ETH a "shitcoin" and people in here "idiots" or retards for not selling.

• ⁠Posting the suicide hotline number or mentioning for others to just kill themselves.

Awesome, lmao

Posting the suicide hotline number

TIL mods don't want you to kill yourself unless you buy more crypto first.

Feel like giving up on life. Lost so much $. Too late to sell since so much has been lost. Had I just bought any other coin I would have done much better. I have the worst luck in life.

It's called diversification you mouth-breathing scrongoloids. Preferably into something that's not magic beans.

Great news for Dramacoin

Can't they accept that they're only spending on a meme-coin? Drama-coin, on the other hand, is always rising in value

People are selling buttcoin to make up for the short fall of cash in their margin trading accounts I bet.

When the margin debt mountain implodes it's going to create drama that makes the cryptocurrency moonboys look like total amateurs

The whales winning doesn't necessitate the rest of us losing. It may add a longer timer, but bitcoin will continue to rise.

mfw I have no idea how zero-sum games work

I love how these idiots can't understand that the price got so high because "whales" were buying and other people followed, not because the price deserved to be there.

At least dogecoin were an indented joke

It's funny and sad when they try to play it cool and act like a massive negative fluctuations are the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Hahahahaha it's still not done!

Bitcoin drama isn't fun to me anymore once I realized that if I had bought it during the peak of my time shitposting in /r/buttcoin, I'd have a lot of money right now.

You say that but you'd probably have held on until the December bubble burst and then want to kill yourself for throwing away half your value.

we both know the memory is short in here. this drop is good for btc, because it reduces our DCA

couldn't make this up if I tried

Sigh guess it's buy high sell low for me. Darn it. Here, have my Bitcoin, you spunky whales

How can one person have so much self-awareness and yet also so little?

This fall from 7.400$ to 6.900$ in 30minutes has no other explanation than market manipulation from exchanges/whales. There is no news. The Goldman & SEC shits come after the fall from ppl who think that crypto market works as a regulated market. Crypto is the far west where money from the poors go faster than anywhere in scammers pockets.

Truly can’t compete, even its $hills are literally shaking!

no no NO NO NO NOT MY LIFE SAVINGS