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They look like 70's bathroom tiles, I love that tweet because it goes from a person recommending Carrara marble and Trump agreeing how nice it is to Autistic Democratic screeching 4 years later
>Dems obviously lost due to not being able to put up a decent candidate
>Trump about to take the stage for his victory speech
>A shot rings out
>Trump collapses
>Total silence
>Suddenly antifa burst in and start cheering and throwing poop everywhere
>Nobody can see Trump's body twitching as it slowly crawls to its knees and begins to bloat
>People start taking notice as it reaches out and snaps several antifa necks like toothpicks, stuffing their lifeless bodies into the fanged mouth that has opened in his chest
>As he eats more of the protestors, Trump devolves into something resembling a fleshy bag covered in eyes and mouths
>The meat sack that used to be the president floats up over the crowd
>It splits open and light shines out of the inside while an alien voice booms out
Jeb and Rubio might be stupid, but the author of this article takes the cake. "Unleashing Chiang" refers to MacArthur's proposal to bring in Nationalist Chinese troops to fight in the Korean War. This isn't some obscure footnote, it's something that everyone who is historically literate should know.
Why is the US presidency and the whitehouse with it, increasingly morphing into this twisted dark comedy sitcom?
Lack of fear. Seriously, Bush was a joke and so was Ronnie Reagan, but at least people were afraid they might invade them. The only thing Trump ever invaded was his ex-wife
morphing into? donald trump has always been a spoiled idiot, and a reality show host, and people didn't want a boring ass politician, they wanted the king from idiocracy to entertain them and annoy the libs with his witty ways.
He responded like they were laughing with him not at him. Like he forgot what he had just said and assumed he made a joke and everyone laughed. He's an actual retard
It was an ok save, but by saying that wasn't the reaction he expected he pretty much admitted that he expected they would cheer like it was one of his rallies
Yeah, it being an ok save instead of some kind of immediate, mortally humiliating tantrum makes it surprisingly good for Trump.
The real thing to do is turn into the skid. Start laughing and throw something in like "I know, right? I don't know why anyone puts up with me." Turn it into a self-aware joke about your obviously oversized ego.
His smirk reaction was caused by them laughing at him. He didn't get the response like what he was used to getting from his stupid rube fans, and instead got laughter at how fucking stupid of a statement it was. And they laughed harder because he acknowledged it. He's retarded.
the only way the god emperor could have done any better is if he pulled the US out of the UN right there and then waded out into the crowd and fisted every globalist bureaucrat he could get his hands on.
No one gives a fuck about the UN. It's a trash can and Trump shit in it. It was all well done.
Um, excuse me sweatie? If you haven't noticed, we are BRAVE defenders of the neoliberal global order here.
The UN represents the BEST and BRIGHTEST of their own historically underprivileged nations and they deserve your RESPECT for trying so hard to be competent!
Downvoted. Real Alpha chads don't give two shits about the opinions of lesser nations who survive only because of the US Military's Naval and Nuclear Umbrella.
The only three nations who should be in the room are China, Russia and the USA, the rest can wait outside kicking rocks until the grown ups are done talking. EU cucks laughing at the god-king are like ants laughing at a boot.
I don't care if some socialist Cuck from europe laughs, they didn't laugh when Trump demanded they renegotiate trade, no, they caved.
Everyone will cave eventually, the US consumer economy is too fundamental to the survival of their businesses, how quickly these countries surrendered is a testament to their weakness, meanwhile these mini-authoritarians are getting rid of memes and the kitchenware.
Canada shouldn't even deserve a seat at the UN. You guys literally elected a high school drama teacher with fake eyebrows. Trudeau has a deeper closet than Melania for christsakes. Why don't you package milk normally you mutants.
How is a natural response to something undeniably ridiculous an insult? It wasnt a conscious slight, normal nonretards just react naturally that way to absurd situations
He's so used to the Republican circlejerk parties he throws every weekend lmao. Surround yourself with sicophants and you look foolish to people paying attn.
Imagine how embarrassing that must be. You’re the leader of the worlds last superpower and other world leaders just fucking burst out laughing because you’re that much of a social retard
You think that because people are laughing about you the same way about you they did about Trump, but years of that abuse have twisted your mind into believing they are actually laughing without, cause that's the only thing preventing you from actually jumping off a bridge.
Are you joking? The man looks like an actual clown, is unable to form succinct sentences, and is the center of an endless parade of leaked shenanigans.
No one is seething, especially not here. You just need to believe that he triggers the libs to feel like he's not a neurologically declining mistake.
I'm somewhat impressed by how well he took it. He tried to make it look like they were laughing with him and not at him. More than I expected from daddy.
They are his direct enemy, they will do literally anything they can to discredit him. Most of them are globalists who think people form Islamic shit holes can live in civilized countries and not eventually have civil war. I'll side with Trump all day.
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1 Matthew94 2018-09-25
gay
1 Matues49 2018-09-25
They are not taking this well.
1 JabroniMark99 2018-09-25
Hope it reaches 50% so this place has true centrism.
1 high_side 2018-09-25
That's not how voting works, especially when voting on drama.
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-25
As all things should have
1 Matthew94 2018-09-25
End yourself, my dude.
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-25
No u
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-25
You're both right.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
No, you end this.
1 Matthew94 2018-09-25
boi
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
Wtf mod censorship REEEEEEEEE this is why we need to move to voat 😣
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
You know you aren't leaving.
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
wtf are you talking about. Literally half of reddit left already 🙃
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
Lol yeah as if any other place could handle that on their servers.
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Facebook? G+? Anyone on AWS?
Origin1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
Reddit isn't Facebook
1 high_side 2018-09-25
I thought we were talking about web traffic...
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
Yes, but people don't leave Reddit to go to Facebook and vice versa.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Lmao.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
I swear to God. I still can't figure out how that meme started.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-09-25
Your kind of retardation isn't welcome here
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-25
I won't leave until I have my genital warts
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
Downvoting means you have strong negative feelings about a post, which is not the centrist way. If anything not voting is the centrist way.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-09-25
Having opinions/feeling is literally the same as not having opinions/feelings, you retard you utter moron
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
this comment really made me think
1 JustLions 2018-09-25
On a scale of 1 to activated, how are your almonds?
1 glarbung 2018-09-25
About -0.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25
How will MAGAcels ever recover??? 😂😂😂
1 EasySchmitty 2018-09-25
DADDY🙆🏼♂️DEFENSE🙅🏼♂️FORCE🤷🏼♂️ASSEMBLE!🙋🏼♂️
1 DistortedLines 2018-09-25
Gotta protect Daddy at all costs!!!
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Deport kekistanis.
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
I'd align with any ideology that comes up with a final solution to the kekistani problem
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-09-25
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/253488938264715264?lang=en
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-09-25
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-25
I noticed them too. it's not autism, I swear
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Lol. You aren't fooling anyone, young Earnest.
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2018-09-25
Hes got a point tho its looks shit
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-09-25
They look like 70's bathroom tiles, I love that tweet because it goes from a person recommending Carrara marble and Trump agreeing how nice it is to Autistic Democratic screeching 4 years later
1 yunghastati 2018-09-25
but that just gets us down a rabbit hole of critisizing poor taste held by important officials
like trump's poorly fitted suits. or poorly fitted body, but there's something going on there.
1 high_side 2018-09-25
It would have been better drama if he said gold paint and mirrors.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-09-25
1 shallowm 2018-09-25
oh shit, he actually replied to someone
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-09-25
lel
1 shitpersonality 2018-09-25
Lotta real dolls gonna get hate fucked this evening.
1 hlary 2018-09-25
this immigration policy is a failure we need a wall NOW
1 Lafali 2018-09-25
SEETHING
OUT OUT OUT
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-25
Oh no no no no ahahahahaha
1 EasySchmitty 2018-09-25
look at the top of his head!!
1 MildlyCat 2018-09-25
Donald Trump confirmed for school shooter in 2020.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Trump walks into school with an AR-15
school children laugh
"Didn't expect that reaction, but... That's okay."
1 Matues49 2018-09-25
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the UN General Assembly tomorrow.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25
An incel as a Supreme Court Judge Nominee and a school shooter for President? This is officially the best timeline 🎈🎉
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-09-25
It's also the whitest timeline
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-09-25
Walks in to the UN dressed as the Honey like the guy that shot up a Batman movie theater.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-09-25
Trump will start suggesting names for the drone kill list.
1 Smoothieshakes 2018-09-25
Why is the US presidency ,and the whitehouse with it, increasingly morphing into this twisted dark comedy sitcom?
1 zergling_Lester 2018-09-25
What did you expect after electing a reality TV star? Now you live in a reality TV America. Makes total sense to me tbqhwyf.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-25
I was hoping for assassination related drama, but this was within positive expectations too!
1 shadowbannedlol 2018-09-25
That's going to be the season finale cliffhanger
1 IVIaskerade 2018-09-25
>November 2020
>Dems obviously lost due to not being able to put up a decent candidate
>Trump about to take the stage for his victory speech
>A shot rings out
>Trump collapses
>Total silence
>Suddenly antifa burst in and start cheering and throwing poop everywhere
>Nobody can see Trump's body twitching as it slowly crawls to its knees and begins to bloat
>People start taking notice as it reaches out and snaps several antifa necks like toothpicks, stuffing their lifeless bodies into the fanged mouth that has opened in his chest
>As he eats more of the protestors, Trump devolves into something resembling a fleshy bag covered in eyes and mouths
>The meat sack that used to be the president floats up over the crowd
>It splits open and light shines out of the inside while an alien voice booms out
>"AND NOW I REVEAL MY FINAL FORM"
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-25
It was the hair all along!
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-09-25
/>Jeb Bush crashes through a window riding a motorcycle
/>Shoots the Ur-Trump in the face with his custom twin pistols Ebony and Ivory
/>In one swift motion, Jeb Bush flips off the motorcycle in midair, unsheathes the demon katana Yamato, and slices Trump in half
/>Jeb sticks the landing and sheathes the legendary demon blade, just as Trump's bloated corpse explodes in literal Hellfire
/>Pan to offscreen, where Mike Pence walks forward slowly clapping, eyes ablaze with demonic energy
/>"I'd expect nothing less from a son of the legendary dark knight Sparda" Pence says to Jeb
/>Pence begins to float into the air, health bar extending past the edge of the screen
/>"But I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than that"
/>Cutscene ends
1 IVIaskerade 2018-09-25
Just needs a reference to NANOMACHINES SON to be perfect
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-25
Incorporate his custom mortar pestle and guac pls
1 JustLions 2018-09-25
Nah Jeb! would use the mystical katana he lent to Rubio.
http://gawker.com/jeb-and-rubio-agree-chiang-kai-shek-was-an-imaginary-m-1739415732
1 Redactor0 2018-09-25
Jeb and Rubio might be stupid, but the author of this article takes the cake. "Unleashing Chiang" refers to MacArthur's proposal to bring in Nationalist Chinese troops to fight in the Korean War. This isn't some obscure footnote, it's something that everyone who is historically literate should know.
1 JustLions 2018-09-25
Shut your dumb whore mouth. This is Jeb! country.
1 shaun_krant 2018-09-25
1 SpotNL 2018-09-25
Jeb! should ride a turtle.
1 jailbot2 2018-09-25
Can a fast food corporation be held liable for the death of a US president?
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-25
Kanye 2020
1 moraigeanta 2018-09-25
Kanye / Azealia winning ticket
1 degorius 2018-09-25
Make America Sane Again
1 plurpnslurp 2018-09-25
The other presidents said big words in their very meaningful speeches. Now? We have nothing!
1 MacAndShits 2018-09-25
This is the dankest timeline
1 ineedmorealts 2018-09-25
Lack of fear. Seriously, Bush was a joke and so was Ronnie Reagan, but at least people were afraid they might invade them. The only thing Trump ever invaded was his ex-wife
1 jailbot2 2018-09-25
And the Miss America dressing rooms.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-09-25
Because you deserve it.
1 PrimeIntellect 2018-09-25
morphing into? donald trump has always been a spoiled idiot, and a reality show host, and people didn't want a boring ass politician, they wanted the king from idiocracy to entertain them and annoy the libs with his witty ways.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-09-25
you sound bitter
1 PrimeIntellect 2018-09-25
think about how you'll feel when ocasio cortez is president, and then you'll understand
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-09-25
Probably because you didn't actually watch the video of Trump "being laughed at."
1 DaphneDK42 2018-09-25
I think you meant to say: "US presidency and the house of many minority colors" No need to accept racist language.
1 TheRobidog 2018-09-25
It's because House of Cards was cancelled due to Kevin Kid-Diddler Spacey.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-25
Imminent world war if the staffers cant hide this coverage from daddy; prepare your bunkers people, godspeed everyone
1 high_side 2018-09-25
They had noise canceling parabolics that shielded him from the laughter. The "didn't expect that response" was because Belgium flashed bus'.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-25
Scientifically proven reasons he didnt immediately get angry, lash out, and/or cry:
• he's a pussy/bitch and never confronts conflict in person
• he doesnt remember what he just said, and so he thought he just told a funny joke and is pleased with himself
• he has no idea where he is or what is going on
1 trumplethinskins 2018-09-25
1 brewtown138 2018-09-25
The correct answer is yes.
1 911roofer 2018-09-25
You forgot the most obvious solution: he really doesn't give a shit.
1 Fall_Of_Arcadia 2018-09-25
Doesnt he have a meltdown on twitter every fifteen minutes over literally anything lmao
1 swislock 2018-09-25
Let me scream about this for 5 hours, but I dont care
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Yeah if anything he's way too concerned with his image.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
"That wasn't the response I expected..." says the man who truly doesn't care 🤷♂️
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-09-25
We did. I mean, that's perfectly possible, but did we ?
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-09-25
Yes, it was Eden Hazard. You DO send your best.
1 songthatendstheworld 2018-09-25
Sounds like a guy I'd like to meet in a dark alley
1 rileykard 2018-09-25
"We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World."
LOL Daddy is irony incarnated
1 Fataleo 2018-09-25
Take my Trudeau, please!.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-25
Out!
1 solastsummer 2018-09-25
“Some of you guys are ok. Don’t come to the UN tomorrow.”
What did Trump mean by this?
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2018-09-25
A mass shooter was born
1 911roofer 2018-09-25
Hopefully Trump blows up the UN and then nukes Mecca.
1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-09-25
raysis
1 mcslibbin 2018-09-25
haha good one analassassin6969
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Okay, Now this is epic.
1 threeseed 2018-09-25
You know we can see your profile.
1 911roofer 2018-09-25
Would human extinction really be a bad thing.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-09-25
🤔🤔🤔
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Omnicide now!
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
Why don't nihilist fags start by killing themselves first? 😕
It's surprising for depressed white teens but some of us are happy and like our lives!
1 seenten 2018-09-25
Pick one
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
Have you ever seen a sad non functional autist? Exactly.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-09-25
Pros: You die
Also Pro: I die
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-09-25
Only way to save the planet.
1 ATissu 2018-09-25
show me where muslims hurt you bby. also allah is all forgiving, if you convert now we can forget about this comment! 😁
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-09-25
FUCK DUDE. You actually made me cry a little laughing
1 IVIaskerade 2018-09-25
He's going back tomorrow and is just gonna drone on and on.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-09-25
He's deploying Sam Hyde.
1 MrComicBook 2018-09-25
The file on the desk says "SANDY HOOK PLAN B".
What does it all mean?
1 dratamard2 2018-09-25
😂ORANGE MAN
BADFUNNY 😂1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-25
Lol he just stands there for a sec not knowing how to react to the laughter. Every time he talks he legit sounds more and more out of it.
1 shredler 2018-09-25
He responded like they were laughing with him not at him. Like he forgot what he had just said and assumed he made a joke and everyone laughed. He's an actual retard
1 Fataleo 2018-09-25
Your jokes suck.
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Joke?
1 Fataleo 2018-09-25
This place was fun until it ended up being like everywhere else on Reddit. Trump Bad.
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Trump is objectively retarded though. It's not a particularly hard observation to make if your head's not crammed up his asshole.
1 Fataleo 2018-09-25
Literally a retarded orange Hitler.
1 Tobans 2018-09-25
Well no. Just a corrupt retard.
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-25
Bootyblast'd
1 dramasexual 2018-09-25
tbh I think he played that off surprisingly well. I almost saw a glimmer of a social skill in there somewhere.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-25
It was an ok save, but by saying that wasn't the reaction he expected he pretty much admitted that he expected they would cheer like it was one of his rallies
1 Algoresball 2018-09-25
That’s exactly it, this idiot got the UN confused with a rally in rural Ohio.
1 dramasexual 2018-09-25
Yeah, it being an ok save instead of some kind of immediate, mortally humiliating tantrum makes it surprisingly good for Trump.
The real thing to do is turn into the skid. Start laughing and throw something in like "I know, right? I don't know why anyone puts up with me." Turn it into a self-aware joke about your obviously oversized ego.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-09-25
Too bad Daddy completely lacks self awareness to an impressive degree
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-09-25
I think daddy is more self aware than you think. I dont think you can even understand how self aware daddy is.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-09-25
It's object permanence he finds tricky.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-09-25
Something something emails
1 ObamaBiden2016 2018-09-25
I have you tagged as a friend. I guess we are friends.
1 shredler 2018-09-25
i have +2 upvotes for you. I guess we are.
1 shallowm 2018-09-25
It seemed like they were laughing in reaction to his smirk at the audience, tbqh.
1 shredler 2018-09-25
His smirk reaction was caused by them laughing at him. He didn't get the response like what he was used to getting from his stupid rube fans, and instead got laughter at how fucking stupid of a statement it was. And they laughed harder because he acknowledged it. He's retarded.
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-25
yeah Alzheimer’s’ll do that lol
1 Carl_Schmitt 2018-09-25
Laugh while you still can, GLOBALISTS!
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
He says, while standing in front of the UNGA Lmao.
1 Carl_Schmitt 2018-09-25
He's a master of IRONY. You wouldn't get it.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/498008486551506945
1 Carl_Schmitt 2018-09-25
And now we have one! God bless America! o7
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Wow he’s been ironically acting like a fucking idiot for two years, nice. Libtards trolled epic style xD
1 da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-09-25
the only way the god emperor could have done any better is if he pulled the US out of the UN right there and then waded out into the crowd and fisted every globalist bureaucrat he could get his hands on.
No one gives a fuck about the UN. It's a trash can and Trump shit in it. It was all well done.
1 Carl_Schmitt 2018-09-25
Um, excuse me sweatie? If you haven't noticed, we are BRAVE defenders of the neoliberal global order here.
The UN represents the BEST and BRIGHTEST of their own historically underprivileged nations and they deserve your RESPECT for trying so hard to be competent!
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-25
OUT!
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-25
FDR? Nah, LBJ? Literally who? Daddy Trump? Number 1 😍😍😍😍
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-09-25
Imagine LBJ being on your shirt list of great presidents.
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-25
Not a fan of Civil Rights Acts?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-25
Dwight D Eisenhower / Jimmy Carter or GTFO 😤😤😤
1 GoogMastr 2018-09-25
🅱️immy Carter will always be my favorite Nut Boy
1 eddiescew 2018-09-25
Well if you're from another country trump is hilarious. It's when you live here that it's not funny anymore.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-25
no its pretty hilarious
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-25
it's still funny
1 positiveandmultiple 2018-09-25
Trump is a conservative caricature in human form. It's fucking hilarious.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-09-25
dude the collapse of the post war order because of incels and creationists is turbo lulz wherever you are.
1 Shoecunt 2018-09-25
Downvoting because i can stay lol
1 Shoecunt 2018-09-25
United nations more like old niggers lmao owned
1 22333444455555666666 2018-09-25
the feeble white brain attempts humor
1 Shoecunt 2018-09-25
🤔
1 911roofer 2018-09-25
I don't think he's white. In fact, I don't think he's even human.
1 HeresCyonnah 2018-09-25
Exactly, they're white.
1 rigel2112 2018-09-25
What are you trying to say?
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-25
The white color is problematic
1 shallowm 2018-09-25
you're in the wrong neighborhood, mayo
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-09-25
A white ape
Sad!
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-09-25
I’m sorry sir, but can you please show me your papers. I don’t think you rightly belong around here.
1 rigel2112 2018-09-25
I forgot my DNC card in my other pants officer.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-09-25
I don't get it.
1 MG87 2018-09-25
BEING RETARDED TO TROLL THE LIBS
1 Gilwork45 2018-09-25
Downvoted. Real Alpha chads don't give two shits about the opinions of lesser nations who survive only because of the US Military's Naval and Nuclear Umbrella.
The only three nations who should be in the room are China, Russia and the USA, the rest can wait outside kicking rocks until the grown ups are done talking. EU cucks laughing at the god-king are like ants laughing at a boot.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/498008486551506945
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 Gilwork45 2018-09-25
I don't care if some socialist Cuck from europe laughs, they didn't laugh when Trump demanded they renegotiate trade, no, they caved.
Everyone will cave eventually, the US consumer economy is too fundamental to the survival of their businesses, how quickly these countries surrendered is a testament to their weakness, meanwhile these mini-authoritarians are getting rid of memes and the kitchenware.
1 drunkai 2018-09-25
lol I thought this was satire
nbd just wholeheartedly believing GOP propaganda as if it were fact
1 TruthPains 2018-09-25
Daddy cares though.
1 dazano19 2018-09-25
You dont have to be a socialist to think Trump is a laughing stock
1 hlary 2018-09-25
holy shit we got a omega zoomer on site!
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Is this MDE boomer role play?
1 high_side 2018-09-25
I put in my robe and pointy hood!
1 roofied_elephant 2018-09-25
Imagine actually believing this.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-09-25
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-25
Pasta source?
1 MG87 2018-09-25
/u/Gilwork45 is hilariously beta
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-25
https://i.imgur.com/Z7PtyGm.png
1 trumplethinskins 2018-09-25
Can he have Erdogan, Kim and Duterte on speaker phone at least?
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-09-25
This reads like its trying to be a parody of the average Middle American.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-09-25
That but unironically
1 sevgee 2018-09-25
S E E T H I N G 😂😂😂
1 ineedmorealts 2018-09-25
Lol imagine thinking Russia is a superpower but the EU isn't.
1 Gilwork45 2018-09-25
Russia has enough nukes to obliterate ever inch of the world 4 times over. Europe barely has enough nukes to threaten a Walmart parking lot.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-09-25
They're also nearly a failed state
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-25
So does fucking Pakistan and North Korea.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-25
How about you compare their economies chief
1 PrimeIntellect 2018-09-25
nukes really help when your entire population is a bunch of drunk manchildren who let their government pillage them of every last dime.
1 canad1anbacon 2018-09-25
Russia is a glorified gas station with a smaller GDP than Canada you imbecile
1 Gilwork45 2018-09-25
Canada shouldn't even deserve a seat at the UN. You guys literally elected a high school drama teacher with fake eyebrows. Trudeau has a deeper closet than Melania for christsakes. Why don't you package milk normally you mutants.
1 canad1anbacon 2018-09-25
lol. At least we didn't elect a literal retard
1 starlight_chaser 2018-09-25
Implying Trudeau isn’t a retard. 🤔 https://i.imgur.com/vEf3rV1.jpg
1 canad1anbacon 2018-09-25
He speaks understandable and coherent english, so he's got that going for him. Speaks pretty good French as well
1 JeanPeuplu 2018-09-25
Do you have history and geography classes in Kansas?
1 MG87 2018-09-25
Russia's millitary hardware is a fucking joke
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Yes but whose dad could beat up whose?
1 doncosaco 2018-09-25
Russia is basically the country equivalent of a school shooter
1 high_side 2018-09-25
You can see the appeal to kekistanis.
1 Algoresball 2018-09-25
That sounds like the kind of thing that a sexually frustrated 16 year old says before yelling at his mother for more chicken tenders
1 Gilwork45 2018-09-25
Its 'Tendies' you fuckin' dope.
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Whew, this was roleplay. Well done.
1 MG87 2018-09-25
Lol imagine being this retarded.
1 trilateral1 2018-09-25
Full speech
1 high_side 2018-09-25
MDEfugees and Qtards, is Trump the greatest president in history or is he just trying to trigger the ferigner dems?
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-25
the first one, BECAUSE of the second one
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Criterion for greatness established by people whose chief childhood influence was Jackass.
Boomers master race.
1 Matthew94 2018-09-25
The video was pretty comfy. He took it in good humour.
1 EddyThor 2018-09-25
For an insult to work, it has to come from better people. UN is a bunch of sorry ass losers so.
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-09-25
eek, a mayo
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Remember your training.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-09-25
How is a natural response to something undeniably ridiculous an insult? It wasnt a conscious slight, normal nonretards just react naturally that way to absurd situations
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-25
So it worked, then.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-09-25
Oh yeah? How many UN meetings have you been invited to? Of course you think they're losers they don't even think about you.
1 rigel2112 2018-09-25
They invite the likes of Anita Sarkeesian so the club isn't that exclusive.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-09-25
Typical gator
1 Ajaxlancer 2018-09-25
I don't know what is and isn't irony anymore
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-09-25
TFW no Armenian QT accepts your invite
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Imagine getting laughed at by a group who invited Anita. Lmfao.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2018-09-25
Your daddy is a faggot, and so are you.
1 Etsuko1 2018-09-25
Daddy Defense Force is understandably upset
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Just like when I took a shit in public and everyone laughed at me, joke was on them!
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-25
CryBehindTrollMask.jpg
1 positiveandmultiple 2018-09-25
The rest of the world, you mean?
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-09-25
Is there anything in this world more satisfying than watching someone repeat a line only tested on sycophants in the real world?
1 infinitude 2018-09-25
He's so used to the Republican circlejerk parties he throws every weekend lmao. Surround yourself with sicophants and you look foolish to people paying attn.
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Not to mention exclusively doing interviews with Fox News, who are literally harder on their own panelists than they are on the president
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-09-25
How embarrassing
1 UnexpectedLizard 2018-09-25
DDF is out today. BUILD THE WALL.
1 tacocatz92 2018-09-25
Welp time to grab my popcorn and sort by controversial, this will be good.
1 high_side 2018-09-25
We don't eat popcorn here.
1 SpaceDog777 2018-09-25
What sort of a commie bastard doesn't eat popcorn?
1 sevgee 2018-09-25
Popcorn is for srdine faggots. Are you a srdine faggot?
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-09-25
We eat bussy.
1 SpaceDog777 2018-09-25
Whatever answer makes you the most upset is the one I am going for.
1 MexicanEmboar 2018-09-25
Imagine how embarrassing that must be. You’re the leader of the worlds last superpower and other world leaders just fucking burst out laughing because you’re that much of a social retard
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-09-25
We aren't invited to parties for our social skills what with all the Vomiting, shoulder rubbing calling people goose.
Hell Nixon smuggled a suitcase full of pot by accident
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-25
Trump lost his sense of shame a long time ago.
1 seenten 2018-09-25
Can't lose something that never existed
1 PM_ME_YOUR_BIGOTRY 2018-09-25
You obviously didn't watch the vid kiddo. If anything everyone came out of that room with a newfound respect for Trump.
1 CherryKirsche 2018-09-25
You think that because people are laughing about you the same way about you they did about Trump, but years of that abuse have twisted your mind into believing they are actually laughing without, cause that's the only thing preventing you from actually jumping off a bridge.
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Hahahahahahahaha.
1 boohoo_1 2018-09-25
Get outta here daddies boy
1 glarbung 2018-09-25
Well, you are kinda right. Everyone is positively surprised he didn't throw a temper tantrum right there. He just might make it in elementary school!
1 DaphneDK42 2018-09-25
Most of those fuckers are dependent on Trumps goodwill to finance their silly pet UN projects. They're certainly not going to do it themselves.
1 Redactor0 2018-09-25
I don't know why you needed a qualifier on "retard" here.
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
this is definitely the end for him now
1 teamsprocket 2018-09-25
The fact that this isn't the end for him makes it even funnier!
1 positiveandmultiple 2018-09-25
On with the shitshow!
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Why does that have to be the outcome for this to be funny? Bush jr was pretty funny (in a bad way) and served a full term.
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
bush actually did funny stuff though, people just seethe with hatred at trump and try to hide it by pretending to laugh and it comes across cringey
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-09-25
Eh fair enough I don’t come across people talking about Trump irl very often so they’re both funny to me
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-09-25
Everyone laughed in his face because he's a retard. It's like watching you interact in this forum, but on played out on tv!
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
nobody actually laughs at me though they just get angry
and the same with trump
the thing is you guys are bad at hiding it
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Are you joking? The man looks like an actual clown, is unable to form succinct sentences, and is the center of an endless parade of leaked shenanigans.
No one is seething, especially not here. You just need to believe that he triggers the libs to feel like he's not a neurologically declining mistake.
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
youre not doing much to dispel the stereotypes buddy
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Is this what being owned epic style feels like?
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
omg orange drumpf dumb upboats to le left
1 high_side 2018-09-25
Are you having a stroke?
1 rigel2112 2018-09-25
this is definitely what every post about Trump on here thinks.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-09-25
I hope not, I want more of this shit.
1 MG87 2018-09-25
is this where you claim that you're totally not butthurt?
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
about what lol im not invested in anything except making fun of americans that get hilariously worked up over nothing politics that wont affect them
its the end of the world!!!!!! lol fags
1 seenten 2018-09-25
What happened to Automod? Here lemme just get that..
You need to go back.
Out.
OUT.
OUT!!
1 captainpriapism 2018-09-25
gaaaaay
1 grungebot5000 2018-09-25
yeah this was a better post than mine
1 pro_tard 2018-09-25
Drumpf is done
1 high_side 2018-09-25
You lost m8?
1 one_why 2018-09-25
They literally laughed, then cheered.
1 Algoresball 2018-09-25
He didn’t even understand that they were laughing at him
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-09-25
The last time people laughed at Trump he decided to run for President.
This time, this commercial war will be personal.
1 mrsuns10 2018-09-25
I wonder if Trump thinks he takes the best shits
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-09-25
DDF on suicide watch
1 madvillainer 2018-09-25
he took it like a champ though
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-09-25
"faking" mental disability to own the libs
1 MG87 2018-09-25
The Virgin Donald vs the Chad UN
1 ncervo 2018-09-25
Is anyone else blocked from viewing TD? I wanted to see what lunacy they were applying to defend this, I'm blocked.
I never even posted there
8(
1 shallowm 2018-09-25
How? Try turning CSS off or something, I haven't heard of that happening before.
1 Punished_Eva 2018-09-25
Meanwhile, almost nobody watched Trudeau speak, and those that did played Candy Crush the whole time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=7C83bF8j02E
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Everyone loves a comedy.
1 Punished_Eva 2018-09-25
oh of course this is your thread lol
1 Punished_Eva 2018-09-25
They'll regret it eventually.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-09-25
I'm like the un in this instance, whenever someone posts about politics I just can't help but laugh at how empty and poor they must be.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-09-25
I'm somewhat impressed by how well he took it. He tried to make it look like they were laughing with him and not at him. More than I expected from daddy.
1 BenisPlanket 2018-09-25
So what is this sub? Like 4chan kids who haven’t become NatSoc yet?
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Gay nihilists who believe in radical centrism.
1 NIHILTWENTY 2018-09-25
Why is there still retards who come here and think everyones some white fucking supremacist. Im a BLACK supremacist.
1 ScoutforHire 2018-09-25
I don’t get it. I’ve looked at the statistics. The statistics he bragged about were right. Why did he get laughed at?
1 ComedicSans 2018-09-25
Lmfao.
1 neurogasm_ 2018-09-25
Hahahahahaha
1 Overmostheads 2018-09-25
They are his direct enemy, they will do literally anything they can to discredit him. Most of them are globalists who think people form Islamic shit holes can live in civilized countries and not eventually have civil war. I'll side with Trump all day.
1 Watchforbananas 2018-09-25
MDEfugees out!
1 Zozbot 2018-09-25
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-09-25
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-09-25
zozzle
1 Overmostheads 2018-09-25
Just Muslims and Africans
1 Watchforbananas 2018-09-25
😴😴😴
1 Overmostheads 2018-09-25
Where do you live?