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Just me and my πdaddyπ, hanging out I got pretty hungryπ so I started to pout π He asked if I was down β¬for something yummy ππ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his π¦cummies!π¦ Yeah! Yeah!ππ¦ I drink them!π¦ I slurp them!π¦ I swallow them wholeπ¦ π It makes πdaddyπ πhappyπ so it's my only goal... ππ¦π«Harder daddy! Harder daddy! π«π¦π 1 cummyπ¦, 2 cummyπ¦π¦, 3 cummyπ¦π¦π¦, 4π¦π¦π¦π¦ I'm πdaddy'sπ πprincess πbut I'm also a whore! π He makes me feel squishyπ!He makes me feel goodπ! πππHe makes me feel everything a little should!~ πππ ππ¦πWa-What!ππ¦π
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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1 OnionBits 2018-09-28
Please DM me your favorite really really old memes so I can recycle them into /r/drama memes
1 bigberthaboy 2018-09-28
Can I get the original
1 JustLions 2018-09-28
https://i.imgur.com/eVNrdel.gifv
1 wewladin 2018-09-28
Do some ragecomics or demotivational posters
1 skivian 2018-09-28
[They already have the perfect one for r/drama](meetingsdemotivator.jpeg?v=1416776250)
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-09-28
You are a true radical centralist.
1 LightUmbra 2018-09-28
Cummies
1 ason 2018-09-28
Just me and my πdaddyπ, hanging out I got pretty hungryπ so I started to pout π He asked if I was down β¬for something yummy ππ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his π¦cummies!π¦ Yeah! Yeah!ππ¦ I drink them!π¦ I slurp them!π¦ I swallow them wholeπ¦ π It makes πdaddyπ πhappyπ so it's my only goal... ππ¦π«Harder daddy! Harder daddy! π«π¦π 1 cummyπ¦, 2 cummyπ¦π¦, 3 cummyπ¦π¦π¦, 4π¦π¦π¦π¦ I'm πdaddy'sπ πprincess πbut I'm also a whore! π He makes me feel squishyπ!He makes me feel goodπ! πππHe makes me feel everything a little should!~ πππ ππ¦πWa-What!ππ¦π
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
Daddyβs π¨cummies, π¦ nice π and yummy π Thick π«πand gooey, feel like honey π― That sweet π milk, πΌoh-so-tasty π Daddy, π¨Daddy, πplease be hasty!π¨ My tongue π swirls π round π and round π While Daddy π¨ gives my ass π a great big pound π₯π₯ Over π in the corner, wrapped π in chains β Mommy π© huddled over, screaming π± in pain πͺ βShut up, bitch! π© Stay on the floor!β Mommy π© sobbing π louder, I π§ call π£ her a whore π She reaches behind her π© for her gun πWhile Daddy πgropes π and tickles π€ my sweet π¬ buns π Puts the barrel π between ππ her teeth π And Daddyβs π semen π¦ begins to seep βοΈ Gunpowder,π₯ blood, π brains π© and gore π Mommyβs π© lifeless π» corpse slumps β¬οΈ to the floor π Cummies, π¦ cummies π¦ filling my throat π§My pussy π± is completely π soaked π¦But Daddyβs cock π just gets bigger π³π² Over near π― the drawers, he grabs the scissors βοΈ Cuts πͺ a hole π³ in Mommyβs π© stomach πIn her hand, πa gin and tonic πΊ He π¨begins π to unravel her strings of intestines π βLook π closely, youβll learn π¨βπ« a lessonβ Ties a noose, π rigs it tight π« βSweetie, π§ sweetie, π§ no need to fightβ ππ₯ Puts her π© guts ππaround π my neck βLooks like everythingβs good π and setβ π Lets me fall down β¬οΈ about π€π a yard Face π§ turning blue, choking π€hard πͺ All the while, π Daddyβs π stroking his cock π And for a moment, π³ our eyes π lock π Tears π of joy π stream down my face π§ Iβm going to π΅ a better β¨ place~
1 3rd_Account_Behave 2018-09-28
πππ
I like this one
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-09-28
Whatever this is, it was a mistake.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
It's the future of drama. Ed was only the beginning
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-09-28
Plz make an Ed cummy pasta.
1 [deleted] 2018-09-28
[removed]
1 KameraadLenin 2018-09-28
o ok
1 wwaalleess 2018-09-28
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
any1 remember that vintage one lol
1 uniqueguy263 2018-09-28
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-09-28
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-guy
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
1 of those isnt even a decade old
1 Zozbot 2018-09-28
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-09-28
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-09-28
zozzle
1 cultish_alibi 2018-09-28
http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/mr_t.html
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-28
it's amazing they give you uncensored internet in your retirement home
1 -4x- 2018-09-28
Do this one.
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-09-28
Is that the oldest "meme"? I don't remember anything before that one.
1 -4x- 2018-09-28
Oldest Internet meme? Perhaps.
Oldest IRL meme? Hell no.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-09-28
would chain emails or "a/s/l?" count as internet memes?
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-09-28
I think a/s/l is a proto-meme.
1 GunOfSod 2018-09-28
In soviet Russia, dancing baby memes you.
1 freet0 2018-09-28
Godwin's Law I think should count since its a meme from the internet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
That's not a picture of him in 1990
1 freet0 2018-09-28
oh that would explain it
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-09-28
not really. why does he look 30 years older only 7 years later?
1 M3mph 2018-09-28
Only a "meme" if it's changed in some way, no? This was just an animation from a TV show.
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-09-28
IIRC it was a sample animation for some 3D software, then some random dude put some music on top and then it made the rounds.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-09-28
Wasn't it like ally mcbeal hallucinating?
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-09-28
would chain emails or "a/s/l?" count as memes?
1 GunOfSod 2018-09-28
In Soviet Russia, dancing baby memes you.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-09-28
http://i.imgur.com/0igdCZx.jpg
1 Tyestor 2018-09-28
can u do milhous next plx
1 StezzerLolz 2018-09-28
...nyancat?
1 33_44then12 2018-09-28
consequences will never be the same
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
Tubgirl
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-28
that one wouldn't even need much editing. just caption it "r/drama"
1 loli_esports 2018-09-28
along on a fridey night? juts remember your awwesome! and ever notice how /jp/ gets really great right now? that's because your're here!
1 Plexipus 2018-09-28
All your bussy are belong to us
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-09-28
Awkward penguin bruh
1 Happypumkin 2018-09-28
Do that one with the trumpeting kid annoying the girl
1 degorius 2018-09-28
CHEMO because r/drama was never good
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-09-28
All your base. Old Fark memes like the HA HA guy and Mustard Man.
1 philoponeria 2018-09-28
Rewrite chocolate rain as an ode to drama
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2018-09-28
(https://imgur.com/SgBcS1p)
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-09-28
"I Can Haz Bussy" lolcat
1 oaddsandk 2018-09-28
Two girls one cup
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-09-28
.
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-09-28
Embarrassing
1 ffbtaw 2018-09-28
What are your comments?
1 YHofSuburbia 2018-09-28
Enlightening
1 demotecontrol 2018-09-28
Embarrassing
1 wewladin 2018-09-28
You see that delete button underneath your posts? Smash the shit out of that and drama will improve.
1 ffbtaw 2018-09-28
oops. Dude bussy lmao!
1 nolan1971 2018-09-28
I see a link, no buttons though..
1 TheDuddee 2018-09-28
I am going to fucking throw up, OP!
1 blamhin 2018-09-28
That was almost poetry, my dude. Almost.
1 sooth_ 2018-09-28
dude "dude bussy lmao" lmao
1 cmakk1012 2018-09-28
where tf headasplodes
1 slugulon 2018-09-28
Benned for 2 weeks for telling someone to kill them self
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-28
ππππππππππππππππ
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
Dude "dude "dude bussy lmao" lmao" lmao
1 michaelnoir 2018-09-28
This but unironically.
1 32624647 2018-09-28
Bussy isn't a meme, it's a lifestyle
1 piplechef 2018-09-28
Itβs also a paintjob in Reno.
1 Zachums 2018-09-28
LMAO
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-09-28
BUSSY
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-09-28
DUDE
1 Neon_needles 2018-09-28
I die but my belief in primo ass lives on
1 Slutha 2018-09-28
Are we allowed to tag users without their consent
Because if weβre not allowed to do that, theyβve won
1 [deleted] 2018-09-28
[removed]
1 ItsSugar 2018-09-28
Watch out Ben Garrison!
1 gilmore606 2018-09-28
wow
this
1 Mircy 2018-09-28
Outliving CA was surprising but I'm sure it's because we have better quality boipuss
1 SJCards 2018-09-28
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
1 congratsyougotsbed 2018-09-28
OK, this is epic
1 scrubchan 2018-09-28
10/10
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-09-28
This post is the meat in the steakhouse.
1 LimonKopf 2018-09-28
Sorry, I only peruse memes if they have the official "This meme was made by Momruepari" stamp.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-09-28
This is fucking amazing
1 WallConstruction 2018-09-28
I was one of the first to post on The Banout when it was linked here.
​
I posted "Around Jews, you lose"
It was pretty based
MAGA
14/88
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-09-28
he's living because the stick figures are white, and therefore, are bad at everything
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-09-28
when the bussy comes calling the subreddit becomes radical enterists.
1 Nitrome1000 2018-09-28
We outlived fullcomunism