Oh boy!

I have reason to believe OniTan is hiding an affiliation with radical feminists.

This is a blatant misuse of mod powers. 😠

He ain't a mod anymore 😂😂😂

Who do I have to impress to be made a mod?

ur parents lol gud luck fgt

Jokes on you!!!

My parents are impressed at how much of a fuck up I am!

😼😼😼

So literally no one on Reddit gets to be a mod

Is that why I’m not a mod? Oh. Ok 😔

My mom called me a handsome boy a few years ago.

Later, virgins

send bussy to /u/PoorLilMarco

ive been sending him my spread busshole everyday for a few months now and he says any day now ill get my modship. he just wants to finish making one of those one-picture-a-day progression videos of me first

hes a real sweetie 🤗🤗🤗

Just have a gimmick. We already have a serial killer, a billionaire, a burgler who broke an air conditioner, and a dinosaur expert for starters.

Fine.

I’ll just start reviewing shitty Chinese fiction in the comments.

I feel like I'm witnessing someone murdering Batman's parents!

This place is getting like a comic book villain storage vault. When will we get the amazing Stilt Man?

I never wanna be modded in this place, sure it's a great sub for my retardation but the worse thing of all is the meta clubs, with like 50 discords and a complete lack of purpose outside uping each other mental illnesses

Well first off I don’t have a discord so make a note of that.

You don't but the infamous users of this sub do, they have their little groups shit.

THIS MAN IS TOO SALTY. HE DOES NOT HAVE THE DEMEANOR TO BE A SUPREME MODERATOR OF /R/DRAMA.

what the actual fuck

who runs this place?

A bunch of autistic retards, least they never pretend to be anything else.

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

^{I am a bot. (Info / Contact)}

He’s really chilled out in the last 6 months. What’s he on?

His current victim.

Lmao

No, that's "What’s he in?"

Why not both?

... under?

Side to side?

Now a little to the left?

Now back to the right?

Hands in the air?

Wave 'em like ya just don't care?

Wait. Nevermind. I do care!

Then ya not a true playa

En is both in spanish

I know you meant that as a witty joke, but that’s an actual part of psychosis that some serial killers have.

He's planning something big a bet. If our mods suddenly go inactive then we know who'd be responsible.

Gathering info on the crew. Stay alert for mods you’d miss!

Snally, serial, maybe lawlz, and.... nobody

:( you’re missing a few names.

nah he got the ones that matter

That’s harsh.

but fair

/u/onitan, i found one for you.

Jesus Christ, MasterLawlz but not me? What is your malfunction?

yfw ben 10 shitposting is more valuable than your entire existence

capeshit and children's cartoons

not being retarded

Pick one.

not being retarded

What sub are we in again?

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

Grow some hair or something, ugly ass fucking noodle head

Lol what the fuck kind of insult is that?

smh

Vine?! Jesus christ what a degenerate.

This but ironically

don't worry CS i like u 😏😏😏

Gross!

cum here big boy

🍆💦💦💦😩

I only pitch famalam.

You're too normal.

You're too normal.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

At least he'd be using his abilities for good

> letting a reddit thread live rent free in ur head for 11 months

> just serial killer things

He's killing threads, it's only a matter of time before he moves on to bigger things.

subreddits ?

lmao, he's been thinking about this small ass thread for nearly a year, how fucking sad is that.

Sounds like a mod to me, alright.

Psychopaths tend to act like psychopaths

I would assume he is hiding a few bodies.

Why is every retard with a gimmick getting modded?🤔

We’ve had to take certain steps after the pinging ban.

For real tho.

Is the sub about to be banned so Mods don’t give a shit?

Reddit’s about to roll out the next massive wave of censorship. Expect Voat’s servers to crash after having to mandle more than 300 hundred people.

Rumor or?

It’s pretty obvious they’re preparing for it with the quarantining, which is death row for subreddits.

Will we be quarantined or cast into the blackest of nights?

There’s no telling, but personally I hope with go down with honor and purpose.

What could possibly be radically centrist enough to get the entire subreddit on board?

Modcide

Oh shit.

I definitely want to be a mod now.

r/2meirl4meirlly242424

that’s why we should go down pinging with all the praise allah can be given.

we are a neutered dog, why be slowly choked out to die a slow, castrated death. go down with all the glory akbur can give

If they're quarantining, why would they then ban, that seems completely counter-intuitive

The quarantining drives away most users (look at /r/CringeAnarchy compared to a few weeks ago), which isn’t surprising because you can’t even access quarantined subreddits on mobile and they no longer appear on /r/all, which I guess is supposed to lessen the effects that suddenly banning a subreddit with several thousand subscribers would have.

Tbf getting most of the casual users to run away wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

Hmm. I just tried to search for a quarantined sub on mobile, ice Poseidon, and indeed it doesnt even show up at it. Ok, that's fucking rediculous.

Three hundred hundred? That's a lot of bussy.

they're just being cute and spontaneous

I would like to be modded on the grounds that I do nothing and plan to continue doing nothing if I win the nomination.

I will literally just lie around my house, procrastinate on my thesis, and shitpost.

And you know that's a campaign promise I can and will keep!

procrastinate

I heard if you massage it you get a pretty good tingle.

This is what really hurts me. I don't do anything. I don't give a shit about anything. Why won't anyone recognize how apathetic I am and give me the recognition for it that I deserve?

literally all I did was ask for a custom flair, and i got this instead

I traded bussy for flair and made a deal with u/ComedicSans to cannibalize u/MasterLawlz for a mod spot.

So far Lawlz is just plumping himself up for me which is great cuz I wanna share the leftovers with the sub

It shall be a glorious feast!

Which cut of the meat do you want me to save you?

I'm not eating it, I don't want to catch the 'tism. I might kick his head around like a soccer ball, tho.

/u/onitan, will you teach me how to kick around a severed human head?

Soccer

Looks like you already got the 'tism, fam

I know my audience. I have to dumb it down for the Burgers.

I blame the public schooling and tards like u/HodortheDoorHolder

Am I teaching the kids bad things?

You're not really teaching them much other than how much a man can love dipping his crayons into glue and eating them

I’m watching Dr Who now

If it's Doctors 9 or 10 you should maintain your safety

IT’S THE NEW SEASON!!!!!

You 👉😎👉

The showers 🚿

Now 👉⌚

I watch it for the articles

This is why you don't get bussy

Not the only reason.

I don't want to catch the 'tism.

Too late, Fam, you get it everytime they give out free Flu shots.

I'm happy to be the one that puts him out of his misery

Can YOU mod me?

I wanna be a part of history!

Can't do that unfortunately. All I can do is make my statements look important and give people stupid flairs.

Speaking of, hope you like yours.

Did u give me this dumb flair?

ye lol

I want a dumb flair. Or mod privileges. I promise only to abuse them when I find it funny.

Give me a sexy flair too bby

In various Korean reincarnation novels the point of their reincarnation is to start an mmo with all their prior knowledge and skills retained.

In order to drum up Drama they often sever relationships with people who ended up betraying them in their past life. These people spend up to 16 hours a day grinding and “outsmarting” cardboard villains.

Tragedies go unprevented, knowledge goes unshared, and family members are left ignorant of their sickness. But the imaginary numbers go up really fast.

Haha i dont evun have a flair

Flair me famsquad👆👆👆💯💯

Can I be a flair?

I can't believe that didn't work for me. Actually I can, it was a terrible plan and was stupid af, but I'm still mildly annoyed

I guess a rainbow username is kind of like a custom flair

Literally all I said was "everyone and their dog is getting modded" in dramacord, noticed my role had been changed to "mods in training", then logged onto my reddit in the time in a week to see this.

Wtf this sub truly is in the gutter. We need to mod fajardo next

Mod me so I can sticky white rappers

I go around and say obnoxious things in caps that are completely irrelevant to the subject of the thread. Can I get a custom flair daddy?

So he can call users "regards but when I mention the reason why the sub went private, my post gets removed?

They let Uggos be mods now?! they're letting everyone in nowadays!

Time to mod some boring jerkoff with zero humor or shtick.

ahem

Let’s at least mod Snappy.

That it hasn't been done already is a travesty needing rectification.

If every retard with a gimmick was getting mod powers my post would green right now.

me too thanks

Only use #metoo thanks folks.

/r/drama is really random xD

Hi there! holds up bussy my name is mayocide, but you can call me TeH PlaTYpuS oF DooM

You made this pasta great again.

Because this sub is dying.

Cause normal people are tired of modding retards

Onitan Fragility

Be glad you're not a femoid or you might be chained up in his basement room

Lol as if Mircy would tolerate me chained up anywhere besides next to her.

What's he hiding?

The next set of clues to the dead hooker scavenger hunt he's put together for us, duh

This is what happens when you don't do a proper FBI investigation before confirming someone as a mod.

/u/OmiTan, care to explain yourself (being a moderator is implied consent)?

Quit being a faggot.

Booooo

You know what you might enjoy?

Arifureta!

The protagonist is an ordinary Otaku who gets bullied by his classmates because the class idol likes him! After getting summoned to another world our hero is betrayed and left to die in a dungeon.

The primary waifu is a 400 year old vampire who looks like she’s 14!

crushes out a cigarette, and turns to stare out at the cold, dark streets of this city, replying in the weary voice of a detective who has been playing cat and mouse for far too long...

No, it doesn't check out, not unless he's changed his MO. 14-year olds are a bit too young for him. Doesn't fit his profile.

The class idol who fell in love with him is 16 and a “pure” healer.

The bunny girl who is scantily clad and desperately yearns for his affection is 17.

Are they going for isekai bingo or hwat?

Quit being a murderer.

using slurs

Girl, that's not a good look on you.

You brought this on yourself. Now more people know the truth about you.

user reports:

1: Mod is a lolcow

heh

For real though, you're definitely a fucking serial killer and should be reported to the authorities.

Then call the cyber police and tell them I said mean things to people on the internet, faggot.

Ted Cruz is that you?

The cyber police in China routinely scan novels for prohibited content.

This has led to many authors creating insanely patriotic stories in order to avoid “re-education camps”

Typically this is a member of the police or army who is a genius with a big dick/massive harem. He fights against monsters with his mystical kung fu, shows up western idiots with superior Chinese medicine, and learns how to become an Immortal.

Chinese ultra nationalism and looking down on koreans/japanese is a prerequesite for a good novel

Exactly how many prostitutes have you murdered?

THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM

Wow so reasonable, I can totally understand why you’re a mod. Cunt.

Right here, officer, that's the guy.

Or what? They’ll disappear?

Fuck you freak

No u

Literally impossible

Congratulations, before today I'd never read that thread or even heard of you. Now I'm convinced you're a serial killer.

So you're admitting to being retarded?

Yes, but even a retard like me knows about the Streisand effect

hey do not worry oni not everyone on reddit is some retarded faggot, i got your back

ha, bitchhhhhh

You removed my comment, you massive faggot.

They targeted gamers. GAMERS!

what did you do with kyron?

if we just mod everyone on reddit can we tag everyone on reddit?

That’s the real plan.

Mod me.

I don’t have the ability to, sorry. I can give you a unique flair though.

Fffffffffffffffffff

Wait, who has modding ability

This list shows who.

(((list)))

Will you make my flair say banjo racecar please

Yes

Do it now

What flair do you want?

Flair.

Just Flair.

I would like Serial killer

Anything you want

Abuse me senpai

Can I be "Chosen Retard" please? I'll send bussy pics if you want.

I would like "unironic islamofascist" pls

"Leaf Lord"

Plz & thx 🙏

It says I assigned it but it’s not appearing. It’s possible you have your flair disabled in this subreddit.

😢

You should be able to enable it in the sidebar.

And a happy Leafsgiving to you!

Emu Drama Rodeo

I’ve changed my mind, I’d like “the most radicalist radical centrist of them all”

Can I have Absolute Degenerate

Can you give me " K A R A B O Ğ A"?

Can I have the flair “Phantom Desk Shitter”?

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I don't know why this comment was removed by the auto moderator.

He was just a poor bag of hammers; his face was all battered and smashed.

He made me feel sick, now the cunt

With no survivors!

delet this nephew.

being a moderator is implied consent

That's marital rape!

A killer of threads and women!

/u/OniTan did you kill a woman in 1992?

Implying only one victim

I am only counting what can be proved.

a

t.beck

Is he a serial killing rapist or a serial raping killer?

Yes

a little bit from column a, a little bit from column b.

Yikes

I have only one question: was your victim white? If so, please, carry on with the allah sanctioned work!

If not then we have a problem

Damn non-m*yos always going around preaching their pagan gods.

u/OniTan is the one true Lord and Saviour

I only cleanse hwhite settlers and degenerate drug addicts and dealers.

/u/OniTan nuking an entire thread asking if he's a serial killer is pretty much immediate confirmation that he is in fact a serial killer and probably did that to draw less attention to himself, when he pretty much ended up Streisand'ing himself. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being arrested and we all discover that he killed several people.

I can guarantee that's what happens before the end of October.

We need an FBI investigation into these allegations.

I honestly agree. Nobody nukes a thread like this unless people were onto something. I think there needs to be some kind of investigation. If they find nothing there, then that's that, he's just an asshole.

But if they actually find clues or any evidence that he's done something, that genuinely would make my fucking skin crawl.

sheriff log

/u/onitan is sk

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How do I get the green flair on mobile

TEST

hmmmm

Who are you? 🤨

why don't we make a new thread with the same title in r/drama?

Holy shit everyone's a mod now

Hahahhaha I'm HOWLING