Dude gussy lmao

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You took down the Gallowboob autism chain for this shit?

😡😡😠

You really are just the fucking worst

if big

eww gussy

I will declare myself genderless and Switzerland that shit.

Women can't survive on their own so I'm doing what I always do, which is continue to be self sufficient. I know how to grow broccoli and haven't had sex in 5 years.

in 5 years

WHOA, Chad ova ere

H-O-L-D-I-N-G

F-R-A-M-E

I bet you'd get laid off you knew how to grow asparagus and avocados. Bitches love asparagus and avocados.

I bet you'd get laid if you knew how

So what you're telling me is to stay far away from growing avocados and asparagus?

Don't give up. The broccoli is just playing hard to get.

I have befriended several members of the opposite sex in the hopes that one of them will possibly keep me as a pet to ensure my survival.

We like you. You can be my personal pegging pet

Tighten a jar, mark it, “important, cure for menstrual cycle inside,” and leave it in a city center. Once the feminists are exhausted from trying to open it, I’ll come out and enslave them all.

This is a good comment

Dad your so funny! We love your jokes :)

Can I get that check for my HRT script now?

No but you can go see Dr. Pence for your therapy :) he has a new coal powered battery to try.

Look at General Patton over here

The only correct answer is to become a hermaphrodite

Will that save someone from the inevitable dinosaur return from the the plasma-fold, and ensure at least a lifetime of servitude instead just being eaten?

Nah it’ll only help with the gender war. Faith and works for the dinosaurs 🦖 before their arrival are the only way to achieve the glory of enslavement

"Gender War" sounds a lot like "M.A.D."

Mothers Against Dads?

I identify as omnigender. Get on my level.

hermaphrodite

*hermaphrosaur

Cashing in my GBP.

Yang Chen from Zhanxian gets enough GBP to break the scoreboard when he is chosen to be an executioner during Heaven’s revolution.

By killing all the famous Immortal Generals and Heavenly Sages of the old guard he obtains an unimaginable number of merit points. He also receives the inheritance of every soldier and beast destined to be executed. Everything is all a part of his plan to make the most of this reincarnation after being shit on in his previous life.

Overall I love the premise of this novel but feel the execution could be better.

Yang Chen from Zhanxian gets enough GBP

>Xianxia.

>Gaining good boy points.

lmao

I will sexually identify as Israel

you can't be enslaved if you change to the right gender first

https://i.imgur.com/IrALlKu.mp4

nigga just put a wig on and pull that shit off whenver u need to

Well I think I’m gonna but myself a new fish tank this week

I will build a vault deep in the untamed savannahs of Africa. I will fill it with a harem of consenting and willing wifeservants from nearby villages. I will fill it with enough food water and utilities to last a lifetime for all of us twice. The bunker will have a solar generator and a backup geothermal generator to power the place, and a satellite internet connection for entertainment, internet and gaming battlestation only accessible by me in my private bedroom, though I can stream netflix for the wifes though through internal system that broadcasts into the livingroom so they don't get completely bored. There will be only one exit which will be opened only to let out my offspring once they reach the age of maturity to prevent overpopulation in the vault, and tasked with resupplying the vault's inventories and service, thus ensuring a constant supply and sustainability of the vault.

I would stick to basic stuff like:

• Hit the gym
• Learn survival skills and become self sufficient
• Move somwhere up north like Sweden because women's inferior bodies can't handle the cold well
• Join the local Islamic rape gang
• Die in a blaze of glory as the rabid females attack

What the fr*ck is the source of that album

It was on /r/drama that I discovered that one chick from this pic starred in horse porn.

God bless porn savants

What was the breed of horse?

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

I'll enjoy having my pick of qt3.14 twink slaves

🤙HMU up boo 🤙

Gonna build robots to win the war on behalf of the Patriarchy!!

I'll do a convincing black face and join the black public because they'll get a pass from the femoids

If it's a mayo woman I'll say a no-no word, and they'll be forced to retreat to go tweet about it. If it's not a mayo gussy I'll just take the beating and try and hide my boner

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2146: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana

that one makes me sad :(

Getting one of these so I can fit in with the other handmaids.

cutting off my balls but not the penor, that way i can go with whatever side is winning.

I'm joining a SCUM cult.

Take the centrist approach and identify as both genders.

both

You’re first in front of the firing squad.

Seduction.

Submitting myself to the state enforced HRT

Stay on my side of the ocean, lmao

I've already sold out to a femoid operative here. My future is clean and serene.

Luckily, I don't live in the US. So my plan is to join the winning side once the war gets over here. I already have the boobs in case they're needed.

Homosexuality

I mean it would be fighting against women lol, no need to prepare

I shall live in a room with a pet spider.

As a white male ally, I’m basically just waiting to be told what to do. It’s not my place to tell a woman or POC how best to use me when they’re the ones who will be affected most.