Pizzashill is back!

1  2018-10-10 by froibo

93 comments

I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Can't stump the pizza

Can't Kill The Shill

Can't slice the pizza

Can't eatsa da pizza.

delet this

I am just an ethical journalist reporting the facts.

Some facts are best left unreported.

It's about ethics in foid posting.

gAMERS rISE uP

I remember when pizza boi literally forgot how to read in the middle of a comment chain. Time flies....

Ivanka Defense Force Shill.

My how they bend the knee.

Before reading: But how do you know that's him?

After reading: How did no one discover this before? Trademark autistic seriousposting.

He is the Joker to my Batman. I can't exist without him.

Man, I went through his post history a few days ago and thought the same thing. My only concern was that he wasn't long winded enough

which joker though? there's like 7, mark hamill is top tier of course and the dregs is suicide squad. Remember that cartoon when he had dreadlocks?

That was "The Batman" which was a pretty decent cartoon all things considered.

He's not condescending enough and doesn't post about wow nearly enough to be pizza... Honestly most of his opinions were pretty middling and generally slightly socially conservative and not wanting to tell people what they can or can't do (by reddit standards at least, anyone over 50 would call him a liberal), but fairly economically left.

I like how you idiots don't understand US politics at all. It works in cycles.

The DNC will likely take the house and many governorships in 2018. In 2020 the democratic party will likely take the white house and maybe even the senate.

The senate is questionable because a small, retarded minority has managed to rig it in favor of themselves, but it's possible.

This isn't even getting into the extreme gerrymandering and blatant voter suppression the GOP has engaged in because they can't win fair elections.

Thinks that the Senate is gerrymandered.

Thinks voter ID laws are suppression.

Thinks ‘many’ governor positions will go blue.

Thinks GOP gets a 4 year cycle to a 8 year blue cycle.

Yep that’s our pizza!

Hi Alex! We missed you bby!!! Don’t forget to update your voter info, Gilligan is going to need your help!

Not pizzashill.

Thinks that the Senate is gerrymandered.

No, I don't, where did I ever make that claim?

Thinks voter ID laws are suppression.

Because they fucking are, and that's been proven in federal court multiple times, the GOP outright admitted to it:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/07/29/the-smoking-gun-proving-north-carolina-republicans-tried-to-disenfranchise-black-voters/?noredirect=on

Thinks ‘many’ governor positions will go blue.

Yeah, that's called math you retard. The GOP is defending many more seats than the DNC is and it's in an environment that favors the DNC due to a deeply unpopular president.

Should we go into more detail here, or are you just an NPC?

Thinks GOP gets a 4 year cycle to a 8 year blue cycle.

The "cycle" starts quickly. It's likely going to be even faster because of how unpopular Trump is. The GOP is likely going to lose the house, why exactly do you think that is? We're at the end of a republican cycle, not the start.

Yep that’s our pizza!

Again, not pizzashill, and as shown above, you're very incompetent so I wouldn't take anything you say seriously.

Not pizzashill.

Care to explain your flair and WoW posting?

He even has the trademark defensive screeching! Yep, Pizzacuck confirmed. His that weak ass pedostache?

I MISSED YOU

😍

Not pizzashill.

Again, not pizzashill

Well, I'm convinced.

Alright, I've been here for a while posting on other accounts. I had a rough day and decided to sperg for a bit on /r/drama.

I've been completely normal on my other accounts though and nobody suspected a thing.

Oh, okay. Post a picture of you and a mutual partner kissing in a naturally romantic way.

I can probably post a more recent pic of me if you want.

Yes.

Also your tongue with no less than one other tongue.

Nah I don't do that anymore, I realized colluding with foids was a moment of weakness and cut them out of my life again.

Well yeah, we know pizzashill.

Based. Redpilled. Pizzashill.

>trying to claim volcel

Oh sweaty...

Well welcome back there is a whole load of refugees for you to drive away. God speed.

Based and Pizzapilled

Volcels are incels in denial, can't prove me wrong

It's over for pojomcels

pojom is an attractive foid, she'll land on her feet.

she can nap on her feet?

So you're single?

You dumped pojom right?

Can you post a few hundred portraits from slightly different angles? Training deepfake data takes a long time and the results are better with more source images. Cheers!

Pizzashill please don't leave again we were all really sad not reading your comments.

i missed you baby <3 xoxo

windows 8

Dude

You can't fresh install windows 10 as far as I know so I had to install 8 and upgrade to 10.

You can't fresh install windows 10

Dude

I mean I made like 3 bootable discs to install windows 10 on a new SSD and it wouldn't install.

Did you clone the drive and fuck up the MBR? If you did you can google it and there are a few commands that will rebuild the master boot record for you (MBR).

I have a retarded monkey that doesnt do anything but fresh installs of windows 10.

wat

Welcome back bby 😍 the DDF was getting way to uppity in your absence

deeply unpopular president

higher approval ratings than Obama

🤓🤓🤓

You realize Obama being unpopular during the midterms is literally why the GOP took the house, correct?

And Trump isn't even more popular than Obama lmao, he's one of the least popular president's in US history.

538 actually has a graph you can look at to compare Trump to other presidents:

You can literally look at it and compare it to Obama at the same point in his term. In no way is Trump more popular than Obama.

My man, if you are going to do this here and now, just admit it. You are here, you are queer, get pizzashill!

Are you wearing a wig and dressing as a woman yet? You look much better as woman, even with the lazy eye.

Don't have a lazy eye.

GWB had a 64% approval at midterms

What the actual fuck is wrong with americans

There's some weird thing in the US where everyone supports a president if the country is at war lmao.

The guy peaked at like 93% approval.

I just deleted the comment because it suddenly dawned on me that the midterms were between 9/11 (the high point of his approval) and Iraq (the start of the decline), so it makes sense that they were that high actually.

I don't think thats just a trend in the US though to be honest. I think, for example, Thatcher had similar ratings bumps when the falkland war started.

Add easily baited to the list.

How’s life?

That wasn't a bait fam.

Mhm. Directly attacked your quote with some of your fave topics, resulting in you sperging so hard half of /r/drama knew it was you.

I’ll call that a bait.

Yeah, just pretending to be retarded.

You don't have to pretend to any more though.

Regardless, welcome back Sizzaphill

Hi pizza

Arguing with an irl attorney over shit you barely understand

Pizzashill! 😍😍😍

What did I say that was incorrect?

Tbh I wouldn't want to be associated with the pizzashill name. Everyone would already know that I have nothing worthwhile to say

Where's the women hate tho? Not really pizza without it

Huh, it is the same guy

Why would I lie about the return of the prophet?

Just seemed like a run of the mill liberal seriousposter 🤷🏻‍♂️

Begone disbeliever.

After reading: How did no one discover this before? Trademark autistic seriousposting.

No one really gives a shit?

😤

You're underestimating the number of autists in this sub.

It's his MO. So many words to be wrong. I'm sure he declares victory later.

This is the autistic investigative journalism I come here for

This is fantastic news.

He probably made the account so he could argue with spergs on /r/conspiracy until the mods banned him from wrongthink again, its really easy to feel like an intellectual giant on that sub.

We might make it after all.

If youre reading this I LOVE YOU PIZZASHILL

This but unironically 💋💋😘💞💞

lol great joke, trademark ed wit! so glad you're unbanned qt!

I legit love me some shilly!

Lmao imagine getting outed on your alt because of your autistic fingerprint.

It has shill in the name. Not exactly an elusive alt.

That's our Chuck E. Cheese! :)

Where a kid can be a kid!™

If you think that's the last time he'll comment on this sub, you're more retarded than he is.

- TheRobidog, Aug 31st, 2018

I literally said I had multiple alts I'd be posting on here.