Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
But the book in question isn't First Blood, which was the story of the treatment a PTSD afflicted veteran receives at the hand of his fellow countrymen. The book is Rambo, in which a jacked and juiced ultimate killing machine goes back and wins the Vietnam war whilst also killing many Russians for the lulz. All without wearing a shirt. The case for propaganda is more compelling here.
Interestingly enough, Hitler fought in the trenches of WW1 and earned the Iron Cross with valor for pulling a heavily wounded officer out of no mans land under a heavy volume of direct fire.
Another popular Russian genre that is infesting the minds of our youths is the litRPG.
Taking inspiration from the greatest story ever told (Sword Art Online) this genre encompasses everything from “trapped in an mmo” to “video games are real now” and my personal favorite “Aliens brought zombies and dinosaurs to earth and are streaming it for the lulz.”
Now you too can experience the joys of grinding with none of the agency and choice!
Not being able to ping is the most painful thing I've ever experienced. I can't even. I'm literally shaking. I have spilled tendies. I cannot even get hard for my waifu pillow. I still shagged yer nan though, m8.
Don’t know if trolling but this is how you spell “Rambo” in Russian. This is just a translation of the original version reproduced and translated in Russian.
Is simply joking trolling? "Did Google translate that for you?" that's trolling. I'm 34, I know what Russian looks like and I like to point out the similarity n giggle... I guess "Silly" is dead these days.
Subscribers here like to have our safespace of high brow or more seriously minded books.
Actually, in the Russian version Pembo gets a job as an English teacher at a repressive all boys prep school. Pembo's infatuation with poetry and homoeroticism prove infectious when his students form a secret society to emulate Pembo's "Europeanism." This puts the boys on a collision course with their procrustean teachers and parents with Pembo caught in the crossfire...
Oh, you mean toilet paper? We call toilet paper toilet paper. Did you know that? Fascinating, isn't it? What is yours? ...like only one company is allowed to make shit wipes? Some other weird ancient shit that your country can't let go of that keeps it still racist as all fuck? No I guess it's just ass wipe with a asinine name. Fuck Doctor Who, hitchhiker's is better by far and everybody knows it, Doctor Who is just a crappy runoff. And I really really really enjoyed The Hitchhiker's movie. I'm sure you feel conflicted about that amongst your own sexuality - not that there's anything wrong with that. Lady Diana was totally murdered.
I can already tell you are a Deplorable.Your mother must be so proud to raise a bigot.You being a loon causes deaths everyday.Just remember, people like you will cause global warming to destory earth.crony.
Back when Junot Diaz was accused of assault, a bunch of people on that sub basically said they knew because they were in his "literary circle" but didn't say anything. I kept asking why they would choose to hold back information and then virtue signal about it later and was banned
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-12
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
Sentient
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
a personal favorite
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-12
For real saying "First Blood" is US propaganda gives up the game they've never read the book.
1 Scopejack 2018-10-12
But the book in question isn't First Blood, which was the story of the treatment a PTSD afflicted veteran receives at the hand of his fellow countrymen. The book is Rambo, in which a jacked and juiced ultimate killing machine goes back and wins the Vietnam war whilst also killing many Russians for the lulz. All without wearing a shirt. The case for propaganda is more compelling here.
1 I_starch_ocp_rank 2018-10-12
Pembo
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-12
that is the joke you protein deficient clown
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-12
😂
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-12
Hey, don't confuse hypermasculine /r/literature subscribers with protein deficient vegan soyboys and male feminists
1 Zyond 2018-10-12
Well, Рэмбо is better than all of the Accidental travel books (the most popular genre in Russia): something like 'Communist cuck travels to the Star Wars universe and teaches them about Lenin and Marx'.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-12
That actually sounds hilarious ngl
1 sevgee 2018-10-12
"The Red Padawan" lmao
1 darkinard 2018-10-12
My favorite one is called "Comrade Hitler: Hang Churchill", with fitting art
1 sevgee 2018-10-12
This is amazing. I have unironically found a new respect for Russkieland
1 pepperouchau 2018-10-12
Holy shit I am now woke
1 kstewsfeet 2018-10-12
Now this is radical centrism
1 Swingfire 2018-10-12
What's the name of the genre in Russian? I am desperate to see more cover art like this
1 darkinard 2018-10-12
It's popadanets/попаданец
1 Swingfire 2018-10-12
Thank you. This is the kind of stuff that makes slogging through the refugee ghettos and agendaposts all worth it in the end.
1 AntiLuke 2018-10-12
Does that shit say book 2? This is a series?
1 TenderWoman 2018-10-12
Interestingly enough, Hitler fought in the trenches of WW1 and earned the Iron Cross with valor for pulling a heavily wounded officer out of no mans land under a heavy volume of direct fire.
1 Chayim47 2018-10-12
Another popular Russian genre that is infesting the minds of our youths is the litRPG.
Taking inspiration from the greatest story ever told (Sword Art Online) this genre encompasses everything from “trapped in an mmo” to “video games are real now” and my personal favorite “Aliens brought zombies and dinosaurs to earth and are streaming it for the lulz.”
Now you too can experience the joys of grinding with none of the agency and choice!
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-12
light novels, oh no
1 Chayim47 2018-10-12
Tasukete Onii-chan
1 TruthPains 2018-10-12
Not being able to ping is the most painful thing I've ever experienced. I can't even. I'm literally shaking. I have spilled tendies. I cannot even get hard for my waifu pillow. I still shagged yer nan though, m8.
1 Thebuguy 2018-10-12
Looks like you need some #selfcare
1 TruthPains 2018-10-12
The fuck you hash-tagging for?
1 TruthPains 2018-10-12
Yes I do, I'll bring out my MLP plushies for this.
1 Kochroach 2018-10-12
Don’t know if trolling but this is how you spell “Rambo” in Russian. This is just a translation of the original version reproduced and translated in Russian.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-12
Cyka blyat almighty, that's the joke.
1 sukabot 2018-10-12
сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)
1 Patsy02 2018-10-12
No. Literally everyone knows this and they write cyka anyway because it looks like the real thing. Am I being trolled or are you this autistic?
Am I the real autist for falling for it?
Anyway, kys fam
1 Patsy02 2018-10-12
kys bot
1 KingWayneX 2018-10-12
You misspelled sucka, sucka!
1 Kochroach 2018-10-12
Is simply joking trolling? "Did Google translate that for you?" that's trolling. I'm 34, I know what Russian looks like and I like to point out the similarity n giggle... I guess "Silly" is dead these days.
1 jorio 2018-10-12
Actually, in the Russian version Pembo gets a job as an English teacher at a repressive all boys prep school. Pembo's infatuation with poetry and homoeroticism prove infectious when his students form a secret society to emulate Pembo's "Europeanism." This puts the boys on a collision course with their procrustean teachers and parents with Pembo caught in the crossfire...
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-12
NGL I would watch the shit out of a Rambo/Dead Poet's Society mishmash.
1 Scopejack 2018-10-12
O Trautman my Trautman
1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-12
1 Diedjies 2018-10-12
The worst thing about reddit are the retards who actually react to the autists and engages in an internet sperg out.
1 GandalfTheGay_69 2018-10-12
Tbh that's the best part
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-12
Lmao. I like that the OP is also REEEEEing.
1 RollBread 2018-10-12
Imagine being such a massive pseudointellectual sperg that you can't even get a joke.
Is one of their top posts about Catcher in the Rye?
1 pepperouchau 2018-10-12
I bet they have some totally fresh takes on 1984
1 sevgee 2018-10-12
It was supposed to be a warning, not, like, an instruction manual, man!
1 RollBread 2018-10-12
Something the government dod that was bad; the government is now 1984.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-12
Socialism is bad... Just read George Orwell!
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-12
Socialism is so bad, even George Orwell was a socialist!
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-12
Umm actually today's society is more like Brave New World, ever heard of it?
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-12
r/bookscirclejerk
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-12
Catch-22 is fucking great.
1 TenderWoman 2018-10-12
I really liked The Turner Diaries.
1 agenderphobe 2018-10-12
new snappy quote when
1 KingWayneX 2018-10-12
1 SuperLemonz 2018-10-12
aaaand everything is deleted
1 uhmerikin 2018-10-12
I know, being tardy to the party sucks sometimes.
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
Update:
I was banned from r/literature for this post
I hope you all appreciate the sacrifices I make for drama
1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-10-12
Shallow and pedantic.
1 yunghastati 2018-10-12
Narrow and precise.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-12
I was banned too so don't feel bad. That sub is garbage
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
What did you do?
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-12
Back when Junot Diaz was accused of assault, a bunch of people on that sub basically said they knew because they were in his "literary circle" but didn't say anything. I kept asking why they would choose to hold back information and then virtue signal about it later and was banned
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
Oof, that sucks.
It's a shame, it can be a really good place for conversation but it's also full of some of reddit's most stuck up people.
1 TenderWoman 2018-10-12
Book cucked.
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-12
Bucked
1 TenderWoman 2018-10-12
Thank you for your service.
1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-10-12
holy shit comments look like the Armenian population in Turkey