I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
lmao stormy back in the day looked like she was made out of plastic, for how much conservacucks love to talk about "real women" they sure dont seem to have any taste in them
Hey, friend. I know a lot about whores. You are lining yourself up to get ripped off and look bad. You never judge a whore by looks alone. There are intangibles to consider. Do you even know what DPH means? That's "Dicks Per Hour" also known as CREAM. From the way you posted I know it never crossed your mind. The whore game is wall st. Buy low sell high. Little chumps like you are easy money. You need to implant some trash into your drama mindset. Next time you see a homely girl think of the money you save. No need to thank me.
Her (and John Podesta's and the DNC's) emails showed money laundering at the Clinton Global Initiative, mainstream media collusion and coded language that was hiding something.
Another subset of "her emails" consists of her deleting the government's property from her private server whilst at the State Department, having her good friend Bill Clinton meet the attorney general on a private plane that resulted in an FBI Investigation being dropped, and the Hilldawg-brokered Uranium1 sale of 20% of Murica's uranium TO THE RUSSIANS THAT NOW POWERS THEIR ELITE UNSTOPPABLE BOT ARMY THAT IS RUINING EVERYBODY'S LIVES.
That's because she is absolutely gross, which makes it hilarious that it Donny negotiated her down to a mere $130,000 to let him touch dem gnarly titties.
I can believe that W was a reasonably intelligent person who just sucked at public speaking. Like, I’m sure his written correspondence didn’t sound like they were written by a 13 year old mongoloid.
I could not say the same for Donald J. Trump. I’m pretty sure he’s actually as retarded as he seems.
Holy shit. I can't even count how many times I have looked at a Trump tweet and thought "That's gotta be shopped. He didn't really tweet that shit did he?" only to find out it was real. You could probably make up anything at this point and I wouldn't even check it out.
This is happening because selective reporting bias has gotten so overwhelming that we're witnessing the end of CNN/ABC/NBC as our country's kingmakers. Trump didn't really beat Clinton - he beat CNN. You'd think we'd sort of get that by now. How many times do you hear Trump whine about Dems? You have to actually stop and think about it - all of his time spent whining is spent on CNN and media.
Why?
Because every time the "media" is forced to report on something damaging to liberal causes or a Democrat, an angel loses its wings. They didn't like the fact that Stormy Daniels' case was just thrown out. Or that Warren's DNA is whiter than mine. Or yada yada
Trump's solution to this is to act in a way that they can't help but report it - "look out terrible Trump is .... about something we didn't want you to know".
Never underestimate the power of someone willing to be an asshole.
Yeah I've been saying for a few years now that by adopting all the tactics of spin and bias that they used to ridicule the right for using, the left is just making themselves look worse and they are starting to lose me. I have always been an independent but one that was far more likely to vote for a Democrat just for the simple fact that their policies generally align with my values more and that they were the fucking adults in the room! By abandoning all their scruples and principles and the truth in general I feel more and more insulted every day. I never expected the Republicans to act right so it didn't really bother me when they didn't. To watch what I loosely considered "my side" to sink to that level is really disheartening. I've become politically apathetic and the crazier they act, the more I want to vote against my own interests just out of spite. I might just rather be on the wrong side of history than be associated with such insufferable douchebags. At least radical centrists can still take a fucking joke.
A retarded ass sitting Senator just got trolled into admitting that she’s even more white than than the average white after claiming to be a minority for years, you’ve got your last presidential candidate blaming a young girl for falling onto her husband’s dick in the Oval Office, and nearly half your voters wanted a 70+ year old socialist to be president.
Quite the party you glorious trans people of color have there.
Her claim was that she had a native ancestor generations back. She has literally never claimed anything more than this. The test confirmed that she likely does have a native ancestor.
Lol she claimed she was a fucking Cherokee and that her dad and Mom eloped over her mom’s Indian heritage. She was listed as a minority. She received preferential admissions criteria from claiming to be an Indian.
Look, this was the most pants on head retarded self inflicted wound in recent American political history. Don’t die on this hill just because it’s your team.
He beat CNN? Pretty sure CNN is the reason he won by giving this mongoloid so much air time for free when they thought he couldn’t win. Honestly they probably like that he’s in power, Trump in the White House probably makes them way more money than Hillary would have. Unless you’re stupid enough to think Trump or CNN have any actual political convictions that aren’t centered around how much money they can make.
He won due to a lot of little things all clicking together. The biggest is Hillary Clinton. I honestly believe Trump couldn't win against anyone else. The amount of pure hate for her is high. She just is plain unlikable.
So he managed to imply he'll will sleep with women that he finds unattractive and pay them ridiculous amounts of money to keep quiet. And also managed to self burn, calling himself a total con, because he sucks at grammar.
Can someone explain this lawsuit to a retarded leaf? She lets him cum in him, he gives her money, 10 years later she hires some bald sociopath twitter warrior and she she’s him for what exactly, and now he ends up recouping his costs?
I have the same problem as an eurocuck. Why did she went after him in the first place? Was she mad she couldn't tell the world that he has a small penis?
It apparently goes that after the sex she signed (of her own will) an NDA which legally basically means “no one talks about this.” She held to it until he becomes president.
Now she wanted to do interviews and shit but that thing was in her way since it meant talking would mean hefty fines as agreed or even jail. She does it anyway and hires the lawyer guy to argue this was against her free speech and proceeds to do interviews and shit while this trial was on-going.
Unfortunately the judge as of yesterday called her side wrong and dropped the case counting it as a loss. Now she has to pay the full amount of trial fees to Trump and his team and is also liable to a countersuit per their original signed agreement.
I mean he’s been proven wrong on many other things, like Mexico paying for the wall, yet many of his supporters bend over backwards to still believe/support it. Or replacing Obamacare with something cheaper, better, and covers everyone. I would assume this is still the case for Stormy Daniels.
Trump and his legal team voided the NDA months ago. It was a low key sly move by him and nobody even noticed. She was literally fighting nothing during that team and took away her main talking point.
The judge didn’t toss out the NDA case, that’s still happening. This was the defamation case, where he called her a liar over something and she sued him - judge overturned it on the 1st amendment “obvious hyperbole isn’t really a lie” sort of grounds.
You can definitely be ordered to pay money for violating an NDA, but I've never heard of prison time for it. It's a contract between parties. And they, like non-competes, are common but almost completely useless.
Your timeline is completely wrong. Cohen negotiated the NDA in the final months of the campaign.
The lawsuit isn't related to the NDA. Daniels alleged that Trump defamed her with his tweets. The judge basically said Trump was talking shit and his words weren't meant to be taken seriously so Daniels wasn't defamed.
He tweeted something like "lol ur a fat old retard" she says its libelous, case gets thrown out for being retarded, trump gets the court to say his tweets are hyperbolic and aren't to be taken as fact, and gets his fees paid to boot
YOU AR SO FUCKED. You just lit the fuse that will compel MILLIONS of women to march to the polls and DESTROY you and your party. You come after @StormyDaniels, you come after ALL OF US. Your time is up, mushroom dick: we are ENDING YOUR FAKE PRESIDENCY IN THREE WEEKS
Was your ex boyfriend the president of the United States and did he call you an ugly bitch on a medium which he's stated count as official communications from the white house?
Otherwise I think this might be a bad comparison but idk you do you
Twitter is not 'Official Correspondence', its his private twitter. Just saying its annoying to see so much unnecessary dramatizing of something that is ridiculous on its own. We have a president who calls people 'horseface' if you add inaccuracies you give Trump apologist a reason to argue with you and just continue dividing people.
My bad, I blame Reddit, it popped up in my recommended right under a political sub and I thought it was a 'post you like this' kinda thing not a 'subs like this' :P
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-16
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 DifficultBluejay 2018-10-16
BASED
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-16
The kanye whiteface... the absolute state of the left!
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
Dude paid $130,000 to fuck a horseface
Alpha af
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
And he just made it back through legal fees.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
Pretty sure those go to his lawyers, them being legal fees and all.
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
Which he would have had to pay for.
1 garythegoatsghost 2018-10-16
But now Kathy Griffin and everyone who donated to her GoFundMe is paying Trump's legal fees. lol
1 wewladin 2018-10-16
Hahaha holy shit im diamonds rn thinking of that revenge to that catty bitch.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
Not if he didn't spend $130K to fuck a horseface 🤔
1 cantsaythat 2018-10-16
That’s... not how money works.
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
We are skipping a step here. Catch up.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-10-16
Money is fungible.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-16
For a man supposedly drowning in pussy, you faggots sure love protecting his virginity though
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
Lol wut
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-16
Trump just admitted he paid $130K to fuck a $25 ho.
Unless he has psychic 12D Backgammon powers and knew he would get the money back in a lawsuit years later.
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
Hes a billionaire. Do you think 130 means anything?
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-16
If he's that rich, why the fuck is he pumping and dumping some truck stop whore?
I'd be banging top tier escorts with diamond-class pussies and not shitty strippers with bad boob jobs.
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
This was a while back. Dude, Stormy back in the day was hot.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-16
lmao stormy back in the day looked like she was made out of plastic, for how much conservacucks love to talk about "real women" they sure dont seem to have any taste in them
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
Using one example to paint an entire group. Nice.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-16
thank you for copping to your pleb-tier taste
1 CorporateAgitProp 2018-10-16
Lmfao hey everyone, this dude is morally superior to me for having a preference in porn star bussy
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1 eleven4for20 2018-10-16
Hey, friend. I know a lot about whores. You are lining yourself up to get ripped off and look bad. You never judge a whore by looks alone. There are intangibles to consider. Do you even know what DPH means? That's "Dicks Per Hour" also known as CREAM. From the way you posted I know it never crossed your mind. The whore game is wall st. Buy low sell high. Little chumps like you are easy money. You need to implant some trash into your drama mindset. Next time you see a homely girl think of the money you save. No need to thank me.
1 loli_esports 2018-10-16
Cock ream everyone around me?
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
A regular saturday night for ol' /u/loli_esports
1 thedeevolution 2018-10-16
Is he? Is he really?
1 carthoris26 2018-10-16
Yes...? Did you really not know that? He's down 25%, but still at $3.1 billion - here's an article from a couple weeks ago spinning that as "he's a terrible President, can't even make himself more money lmao".
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-10-16
Damn, I'm old enough to remember when Trump making money would have violated the emoluments clause.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-10-16
Lmao my Republican GP didn't vote for him because of how hard he fucked over one of the business deals his company had with him
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Deets pls. This is his worst quality by far imo
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-16
Trump is 72 and fat. Meaning he can't get it up anymore. Trump is an incel.
IT'S OVER FOR MAGACELS
1 Ed_BotheredToast 2018-10-16
I bet Trump has had sex more recently than HRC
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-16
Pretty sure hillary is still a virgin
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-10-16
Did she produce Chelsea through budding?
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-16
pretty sure reptiles lay eggs
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-16
Cruz likes human porn tho, either he evolved or he’s their version of a furry
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-10-16
Grown in a tank, actually.
1 CannabisCumshot69 2018-10-16
Nah, she got fucked 2 years ago.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
While I'm inclined to believe you, Huma is a deep-cover moslim brotherhood honeypot. Pretty sure she puts out for her shot at taking 72 vcards
1 r4chan-cancer 2018-10-16
Good job mentioning Hillary, NPC, now talk about her emails.
1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2018-10-16
Now that the NPCs are self-aware when will the creators shutdown the simulation?
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2018-10-16
Jesus I hope so. Fucking end this shit already. I'd pull the plug on it myself if I could.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Her (and John Podesta's and the DNC's) emails showed money laundering at the Clinton Global Initiative, mainstream media collusion and coded language that was hiding something.
Another subset of "her emails" consists of her deleting the government's property from her private server whilst at the State Department, having her good friend Bill Clinton meet the attorney general on a private plane that resulted in an FBI Investigation being dropped, and the Hilldawg-brokered Uranium1 sale of 20% of Murica's uranium TO THE RUSSIANS THAT NOW POWERS THEIR ELITE UNSTOPPABLE BOT ARMY THAT IS RUINING EVERYBODY'S LIVES.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-16
Uranium One was signed off on by 9 separate agencies and doesn't even have export licences.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
So whut. She strongarmed those guys, and now the RUSSIAN TROLL BOT FARM ARMY IS RUIINNG YOUR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-16
Clinton was one of the worst candidates who ever ran in the USA. If you're going to talk shit about her at least be accurate.
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1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
While I'm inclined to believe you, Huma is a deep-cover moslim brotherhood honeypot. Pretty sure she puts out for her shot at taking 72 vcards
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-16
That’s what viagra and penis rings are for bruh
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Roofies you mean.
1 tux68 2018-10-16
Found Bill Cosby
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-16
It's a bit of a self-own, that's for sure.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-10-16
Nah, he just paid her to go away.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
He paid $130,000 to NOT fuck a horseface.
That's the art of the deal right there bby.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-10-16
To be honest if those were my only options I'd be paying the money too. I don't find her at all attractive.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
That's because she is absolutely gross, which makes it hilarious that it Donny negotiated her down to a mere $130,000 to let him touch dem gnarly titties.
The worst deal, maybe of all time.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-10-16
Maybe she wasn't as gross when this happened? Possibly before she got the tattoo belt to cover her ever expanding fupa?
1 DontInvShamansFeral 2018-10-16
The 130k was for her to not tell anyone, not part of the initial deal.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-16
Well if it was more than $130,000 that’s a good deal then
1 OniTan 2018-10-16
She likely only got paid $1000-1500 per scene in adult films. Trump paid 86-130 times her usual rate. Art of the deal!
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Pscho or not, that's great math. Well done.
1 Spurdospadrus 2018-10-16
Scenes probably take longer than 2 minutes, followed by a minute of painful wheezing to film. so like an order of magnitude better rate than that
1 snimix 2018-10-16
refund from a hooker. lmao
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-10-16
I wish he somehow made a type and wrote "a total cont" instead of con
1 seshfan2 2018-10-16
"She knows nothing about me, a total con!" is a rare display of self awareness from Trump.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-16
Donald 'Robert California' Trump.
1 HostOfTheNightmare 2018-10-16
“The man is an enigma”
1 seenten 2018-10-16
The difference between a comma and semicolon eludes him.
I still haven't decided if his or Bush II's grasp of English is worse though. They seem to be at an equal bar of stupid in that regard.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
You say that like ebonic rappers don't
sell recordshave a millie you tubers. If you can communicate, you can make the tards listen.1 CPT_Clarnence 2018-10-16
I can believe that W was a reasonably intelligent person who just sucked at public speaking. Like, I’m sure his written correspondence didn’t sound like they were written by a 13 year old mongoloid.
I could not say the same for Donald J. Trump. I’m pretty sure he’s actually as retarded as he seems.
1 Cho-Dai 2018-10-16
Holy shit. I can't even count how many times I have looked at a Trump tweet and thought "That's gotta be shopped. He didn't really tweet that shit did he?" only to find out it was real. You could probably make up anything at this point and I wouldn't even check it out.
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
This is happening because selective reporting bias has gotten so overwhelming that we're witnessing the end of CNN/ABC/NBC as our country's kingmakers. Trump didn't really beat Clinton - he beat CNN. You'd think we'd sort of get that by now. How many times do you hear Trump whine about Dems? You have to actually stop and think about it - all of his time spent whining is spent on CNN and media.
Why?
Because every time the "media" is forced to report on something damaging to liberal causes or a Democrat, an angel loses its wings. They didn't like the fact that Stormy Daniels' case was just thrown out. Or that Warren's DNA is whiter than mine. Or yada yada
Trump's solution to this is to act in a way that they can't help but report it - "look out terrible Trump is .... about something we didn't want you to know".
Never underestimate the power of someone willing to be an asshole.
1 Cho-Dai 2018-10-16
Yeah I've been saying for a few years now that by adopting all the tactics of spin and bias that they used to ridicule the right for using, the left is just making themselves look worse and they are starting to lose me. I have always been an independent but one that was far more likely to vote for a Democrat just for the simple fact that their policies generally align with my values more and that they were the fucking adults in the room! By abandoning all their scruples and principles and the truth in general I feel more and more insulted every day. I never expected the Republicans to act right so it didn't really bother me when they didn't. To watch what I loosely considered "my side" to sink to that level is really disheartening. I've become politically apathetic and the crazier they act, the more I want to vote against my own interests just out of spite. I might just rather be on the wrong side of history than be associated with such insufferable douchebags. At least radical centrists can still take a fucking joke.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16
You wrote all that, when a simple “I’m a fucking retard” would have sufficed? SMDH
1 Cho-Dai 2018-10-16
About as unoriginal, low effort and as clever as the headasplodes bot but still technically a joke.. 2/10
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16
Talk to the hand 🤚 sweaty
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
👍👬
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
Same thing really .
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-16
This whole “waahhh the left made me become a republican” is so played out at this point
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-10-16
A retarded ass sitting Senator just got trolled into admitting that she’s even more white than than the average white after claiming to be a minority for years, you’ve got your last presidential candidate blaming a young girl for falling onto her husband’s dick in the Oval Office, and nearly half your voters wanted a 70+ year old socialist to be president.
Quite the party you glorious trans people of color have there.
1 Spurdospadrus 2018-10-16
Her claim was that she had a native ancestor generations back. She has literally never claimed anything more than this. The test confirmed that she likely does have a native ancestor.
🍄🍄🍄🍄
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-10-16
Lol she claimed she was a fucking Cherokee and that her dad and Mom eloped over her mom’s Indian heritage. She was listed as a minority. She received preferential admissions criteria from claiming to be an Indian.
Look, this was the most pants on head retarded self inflicted wound in recent American political history. Don’t die on this hill just because it’s your team.
1 Zizac 2018-10-16
is this pasta or are you genuinely this delusional?
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
I guarantee you Trumps world cloud is confusingly different than most other Republicans.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-16
Yes I have to say most republicans would not have horseface in their word cloud
His third grade vocab also doesn’t help
1 kippers4brakefast 2018-10-16
nigga umad lol
1 thedeevolution 2018-10-16
He beat CNN? Pretty sure CNN is the reason he won by giving this mongoloid so much air time for free when they thought he couldn’t win. Honestly they probably like that he’s in power, Trump in the White House probably makes them way more money than Hillary would have. Unless you’re stupid enough to think Trump or CNN have any actual political convictions that aren’t centered around how much money they can make.
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
Correction: centered around what the money tells them it is. Not necessarily 'nothing'.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Strange that you are catching flack for providing a dramatic theory. (((They))) are on to you.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-16
Is this serious
I’ve struggled to be able to tell the ironic idiocy from the real since MDE was banned
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Is his theory dramatic or not?
1 TruthPains 2018-10-16
He won due to a lot of little things all clicking together. The biggest is Hillary Clinton. I honestly believe Trump couldn't win against anyone else. The amount of pure hate for her is high. She just is plain unlikable.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-10-16
Bernie would've beaten him unironically.
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-16
Or the "I killed a man in Nam" dude.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-16
Just about anyone....
But Hil-dawg
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-16
BUT IT WAS HER TURN!!!!
1 TruthPains 2018-10-16
It's yer nan's turn, m8.
1 DuckSosu 2018-10-16
The absolutely retarded hot takes in /r/Drama recently are getting hilarious.
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
Getting?
1 Wygar 2018-10-16
Serious posting by retards, replaced pinging. It's not as good as the ping was but /r/drama doesn't deserve anything good.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-16
Where is this batshit pasta from?
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-16
Ok grandpa just because /r/greatawakening got canned doesn't mean your senile ass gets to post here
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
What? .... I don't even sound like a Qtard.
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-16
This is exactly like something a Qtard would say tbh
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
But I'm a dramatard :(
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-16
You need to go back.
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
Are MDEtards saying that ironically now?
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-16
I meant, to SRD.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-16
Oh sweetie I think you meant to post this in r/IamMentallyChallenged
1 neufreund 2018-10-16
You have to go back...
1 ujelly_fish 2018-10-16
OUT OUT OUT
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
OUT OUT OUT
1 kippers4brakefast 2018-10-16
wow you can tell how true this is by how much bussy-blasting it did.
this post is approaching NPC meme levels
1 ghostchamber 2018-10-16
I just texted the same thing to my friend. Two years in, you'd think I would stop being surprised.
1 MacAndShits 2018-10-16
My sides have been washed away
1 reebokpumps 2018-10-16
Really cool tweet Mathew Fox, keep it up.
1 poliwrath3 2018-10-16
that lady looks much more like a dullard than someone who insists on speaking to a manager, looks more like she scowls at you from across the library
1 kids_cannot_consent 2018-10-16
>laughing at let-me-speak-to-your-manager haircut jokes in 2018
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-16
He's The gift that keeps on giving
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-16
Lmao. I want this timeline to last forever.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-16
“The least impressive sex I’ve ever had” isn’t that meaningful when you fuck chads for a living.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-16
What is this even supposed to mean?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-16
Stormy wrote that in her book about her liaison with daddy
1 eleven4for20 2018-10-16
We got to make this guy a mod.
1 constantinople_2053 2018-10-16
oh shit, I thought this was a leak of a private message from Trump to a staffer or something, but he's literally tweeted that, lmao
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-16
Truly this man has no fear.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-10-16
Leaked image of Trump and Stormy having intercourse.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-16
Weird how he paid so much to have sex with a "horseface."
1 redditorsarestupid21 2018-10-16
he's crazy. She's still ugly though.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-16
I mean, I don't think she's attractive, but Trump clearly did, or he wouldn't have paid so much to bang an old used up porn star bimbo.
1 Wygar 2018-10-16
Reminds him of Ivanka. Kink shaming our President! No words for how triggered I am right now.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
The great pizzacel weighing in on things he has no education in. Shocked.
1 Tobans 2018-10-16
Since when do Trumpcucks value education?
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Ha I got you good Burgie. I'm in it for the drama not for either of your parties.
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-16
You incels do crazy things once the sexual frustration mounts up to high, just wait.
1 accounttttttttttt 2018-10-16
what do school shootings have to do with this?
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-16
Confirmed furry
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-16
I thought the 130k was to get her to shut up about the fact that he fucked her.
1 Cho-Dai 2018-10-16
Is "Horseface" her Indian name?
1 confusedblues 2018-10-16
So he managed to imply he'll will sleep with women that he finds unattractive and pay them ridiculous amounts of money to keep quiet. And also managed to self burn, calling himself a total con, because he sucks at grammar.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-16
You don't understand, this is yet another le epic win for the 90D Parcheesi master
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-16
This is the best timeline
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-16
stormy raising money for Trump's lawyer bills
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-16
Sad if true.
1 Haematobic 2018-10-16
Looks like she got...
TRUMPED.COM
1 banananutbranmuffin 2018-10-16
I feel bad for her daughter.
1 Chukril 2018-10-16
Can someone explain this lawsuit to a retarded leaf? She lets him cum in him, he gives her money, 10 years later she hires some bald sociopath twitter warrior and she she’s him for what exactly, and now he ends up recouping his costs?
1 snakesbranche 2018-10-16
I have the same problem as an eurocuck. Why did she went after him in the first place? Was she mad she couldn't tell the world that he has a small penis?
1 drtoszi 2018-10-16
You’re not that far off the ball.
It apparently goes that after the sex she signed (of her own will) an NDA which legally basically means “no one talks about this.” She held to it until he becomes president.
Now she wanted to do interviews and shit but that thing was in her way since it meant talking would mean hefty fines as agreed or even jail. She does it anyway and hires the lawyer guy to argue this was against her free speech and proceeds to do interviews and shit while this trial was on-going.
Unfortunately the judge as of yesterday called her side wrong and dropped the case counting it as a loss. Now she has to pay the full amount of trial fees to Trump and his team and is also liable to a countersuit per their original signed agreement.
1 snakesbranche 2018-10-16
Thanks a lot. I can't wait for the movie about this.
1 SkinnyDipRog3r 2018-10-16
So this basically 100% confirms Trump did have sex with Stormy and signed an NDA? Or is Trump still claiming it never happened?
1 drtoszi 2018-10-16
Yes he was basically proven wrong the moment the actual NDA came out as it was a legal document.
S’why he’s now been on “she’s bad” instead of “it didn’t happen”
1 SkinnyDipRog3r 2018-10-16
I mean he’s been proven wrong on many other things, like Mexico paying for the wall, yet many of his supporters bend over backwards to still believe/support it. Or replacing Obamacare with something cheaper, better, and covers everyone. I would assume this is still the case for Stormy Daniels.
1 drtoszi 2018-10-16
To be clear, I’m not on anyone’s side so yes you’re correct on all those so far.
On your edit, he can ‘deny’ it but as it came out and anyone can see it from various media, it’s an actual legal document that exists.
1 tja_1478 2018-10-16
Trump and his legal team voided the NDA months ago. It was a low key sly move by him and nobody even noticed. She was literally fighting nothing during that team and took away her main talking point.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-16
The judge didn’t toss out the NDA case, that’s still happening. This was the defamation case, where he called her a liar over something and she sued him - judge overturned it on the 1st amendment “obvious hyperbole isn’t really a lie” sort of grounds.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-16
That's not what the fake news says tho...
1 Sir_Green_Britches 2018-10-16
You can definitely be ordered to pay money for violating an NDA, but I've never heard of prison time for it. It's a contract between parties. And they, like non-competes, are common but almost completely useless.
1 poliwrath3 2018-10-16
the funniest part is, some twitter members of the resistance think Stormy was the victim of a crime. I've seen tweeets saying
"we won't let him keep victims like stormy silenced"
Like, she willingly banged old rich guy, signed NDA and got money, saw there was way more money to be made, and is trying to wriggle out to cash in
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-16
Your timeline is completely wrong. Cohen negotiated the NDA in the final months of the campaign.
The lawsuit isn't related to the NDA. Daniels alleged that Trump defamed her with his tweets. The judge basically said Trump was talking shit and his words weren't meant to be taken seriously so Daniels wasn't defamed.
1 shallowm 2018-10-16
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1 loli_esports 2018-10-16
He tweeted something like "lol ur a fat old retard" she says its libelous, case gets thrown out for being retarded, trump gets the court to say his tweets are hyperbolic and aren't to be taken as fact, and gets his fees paid to boot
1 IAmTheNight2014 2018-10-16
"cum in him"
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Its called a "snowball" sweaty. try to keep up
1 IAmTheNight2014 2018-10-16
EXXXCCHHUUUUSHEEEE ME Did you just call me "sweaty?"
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-10-16
Yes.
1 IAmTheNight2014 2018-10-16
Oh. Okay.
1 Manchu_Fist 2018-10-16
My God this day gets better and better.
1 MG87 2018-10-16
She absolutely pegged him
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16
I'm waiting for a) an official Dept Of Bantz or b) renaming Pennsylvania to Bantzylvania.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-16
Not gonna lie, this #resist meme in the Twitter thread has me rolling right now:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dpo25aBW0AA-9OA?format=jpg&name=900x900
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-10-16
Yeah, that's pretty good.
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-16
Is there some context that makes it funnier than "it's the trump balloon and the other presidents are laughing at it?"
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-16
Context: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna920426
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-16
Lmao that does make it more funny
1 wwaalleess 2018-10-16
More proof that we are living in a simulation
1 TheAlamoDrafthouse 2018-10-16
Why’s he going after Tori Spelling?
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-16
Best timeline.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-16
Femoids confirmed all whores
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-10-16
lmao I was going to paste the same shit. thot is pissed
1 trilateral1 2018-10-16
revenge of the horsies
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-10-16
Don't sticky your comments you mong have some couth.
1 die_rattin 2018-10-16
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-16
holy crap where was this army of women when my ex boyfriend called me bitch
1 Spurdospadrus 2018-10-16
Was your ex boyfriend the president of the United States and did he call you an ugly bitch on a medium which he's stated count as official communications from the white house?
Otherwise I think this might be a bad comparison but idk you do you
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-16
I was 16 so he may as well have been president
1 1999-2017 2018-10-16
Begone thot
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-16
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth
1 1999-2017 2018-10-16
My moms not a Thot so yes. I could trust her mouth not to have cum in ut
1 Spurdospadrus 2018-10-16
Sshhh bby no tears only dreams now
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-16
When did people start calling him mushroom dick? It's funny
No, that one just thinks women are a hive mind, and they'll all follow what she wants
Like a herd of horses that she's leading to the water, and trying to make them drink it
1 roofied_elephant 2018-10-16
I love how that could be interpreted as him referring to himself as a total con.
1 poliwrath3 2018-10-16
i rarely say this, but i think i can come to Trumps defense on this:
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-10-16
Well shes a washed up pornstar, hes the president of the united states of america. He should have thicker skin.
1 TheSomaCruz 2018-10-16
So Stormy Daniels was an MLP character this whole time?
1 TalsarWasHere 2018-10-16
Nice Guytm uses petty insults to feel better about himself. More news at 7.
1 CleverAllusion 2018-10-16
Twitter is not 'Official Correspondence', its his private twitter. Just saying its annoying to see so much unnecessary dramatizing of something that is ridiculous on its own. We have a president who calls people 'horseface' if you add inaccuracies you give Trump apologist a reason to argue with you and just continue dividing people.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-16
Read. The. Sidebar.
1 CleverAllusion 2018-10-16
My bad, I blame Reddit, it popped up in my recommended right under a political sub and I thought it was a 'post you like this' kinda thing not a 'subs like this' :P
1 PalookavilleOnlinePR 2018-10-16
LET ME SEE YOUR HORSEFACE!