To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
MDEgenerates arenât spamming the sub unlike CTH lately (a post of mine which hit the top of the sub was deleted by an assmad commie mod and wasnât even aimed at anyone). How about you both off yourselves? https://image.ibb.co/dqrQ30/1539894868994.jpg
I'm late here but I don't think so. I think he was using his phone and he had it on his clip board or in a note and he was just pasting it into comments he found online AS IF he were a bot. In the one where he says "You think You're hip & cool talking that way?" I think he has the capital "You're" and "&" because he was autofilling or confused the auto correct into thinking he ended the sentence. Also in that same post there is a space already present in the line, like he made a keyboard error that he failed to correct before making the post. If he did it this way then his comment about it "being easy" is true, because he took every shortcut possible and did absolutely no editing for grammar or substance.
Pizza wants to hang anybody whose amount of complaining is disproportional to the amount of injustice they experience. As such, femoids are his top target.
âLook, having nuclearâmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smartâyou know, if youâre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldâitâs true!âbut when you're a conservative Republican they tryâoh, do they do a numberâthatâs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneâyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weâre a little disadvantagedâbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meâit would have been so easy, and itâs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was rightâwho would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisonersânow it used to be three, now itâs fourâbut when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they havenât figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itâs gonna take them about another 150 yearsâbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.â
It honestly fits both really well. The political right just has more boomers on it with dementia so they tend to repeat things and not have any news sources except fox news and whatever clear channel talk show host they listen to because they don't know how to use spotify.
I think it hurts the feelings of the left more though because the really politically active active ones tend to have Main Character syndrome. That's not to say the right doesn't get assmad about being called out, but they don't tend to view it as "dehumanizing" because they're generally not as fragile.
Either way this really bad meme has turned into a great drama win.
It works well for both because people on the idpol left tend to be sperglords and feel like anything they don't agree with is oppression, while also being unable to communicate with people who disagree with them, which makes their reactions to the NPC meme entertaining, as it is so innocuous
And people on the Trump wing of the right tend to be so braindead and lacking in critical thinking abilities, that they look for Daddy, youtubers or retards on the TV to tell them what to think and give them their talking points, which results in them pretty much all sounding the same.
I never said liberals can't talk to people who disagree with them, im a liberal. I said people on the "idpol left" (who are often not liberals) tend to not be able to handle dissenting viewpoints.
And yes, the_daddy bans anyone who is not a retard, im pretty sure we all know that
The right screeches sexist at the left constantly. I even made a post on topminds the other day in which one claimed the DNC was the party of female supremacy, go read it.
nazi
The right has been screeching nazi at the left for years, a famous example would be Obama and Clinton, this billboard drives my point home:
If it did not accurately describe the left then why would they have to ban it? I would actually agree it's cringe as hell if leftists weren't so blatantly scripted by megacorporations and the 1%.
Imagine thinking it's the leftsts and not the party outright denying science in relation to climate change and putting oil barons in charge of vital departments.
I mean, nothing he presented was actual science. There were some things he presented that could be considered science, but he failed to include all of the counterpoints or other research that conflicted with it.
I'd also like to point out that SJWs do not = the federal government putting in place policy that lines up with their science denial.
There is no SJW in charge of the EPA, now is there?
Call me crazy, but I think that denying basic biological differences between men and women is a little more unreasonable than being a climate change denier.
Can you show me where on the democratic platform that basic "biological differences" are denied?
And I also find it interesting you believe denying basic biological differences would somehow be more severe than denying literally the biggest threat facing the human race, both in terms of economic damage and global stability.
Can you show me where on the democratic platform that basic "biological differences" are denied?
Google is kind of a big deal sorry.
And I also find it interesting you believe denying basic biological differences would somehow be more severe than denying literally the biggest threat facing the human race, both in terms of economic damage and global stability.
No, it's more like one is inherently more anti-science than the other. Regardless of how you feel about climate change, what weather patterns will look like in 100 years is necessarily more debateable than boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
So that's a no, you can't point out where in the democratic party platform these things are denied?
No, it's more like one is inherently more anti-science than the other. Regardless of however you feel about climate change, and I'm not saying it's not true, what weather patterns will look like in 100 years is necessarily more debatable than boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
Few things.
A) The science in relation to how humans are contributing to climate change is one of the most reaffirmed, well-studied topics in human history.
B) You're miscontruing the argument trannies make, either because you're profoundly misinformed or you're just stupid.
The argument isn't that biological sex is a construct. It's that gender roles in society are a construct, as in how you present yourself in society and the role you decide to take is a construct.
At this point you've made it fairly clear that not only are you uneducated, you don't even have a basic understanding of the strawman you're attacking.
So that's a no, you can't point out where in the democratic party platform these things are denied?
I never claimed this.
Few things.
A) The science in relation to how humans are contributing to climate change is one of the most reaffirmed, well-studied topics in human history.
B) You're miscontruing the argument trannies make, either because you're profoundly misinformed or you're just stupid.
I never said anything about transgender people.
The argument isn't that biological sex is a construct. It's that gender roles in society are a construct, as in how you present yourself in society and the role you decide to take is a construct.
At this point you've made it fairly clear that not only are you uneducated, you don't even have a basic understanding of the strawman you're attacking.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if liberal climate change proponents deny basic facts facts about the differences between men and women, then maybe that should call their credibility on scientific issues into question.
So basically what you're saying is some tumblr SJWs believing dumb things is the same as the president believing them, or just as bad.
I never said anything about transgender people.
We both know that's what you were talking about.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if liberal climate change proponents deny basic facts facts about the differences between men and women, then maybe that should call their credibility on scientific issues into question.
Can you please point me to where, in the mainstream, or in the democratic platform that biological differences between men and women are denied?
So basically what you're saying is some tumblr SJWs believing dumb things is the same as the president believing them, or just as bad.
One of the most powerful megacorporations on the face of the planet isn't equivalent to some tumblr SJW. Google is arguably more powerful than the US president.
We both know that's what you were talking about.
Apparently you don't. I'm talking about the damore memo.
Can you please point me to where, in the mainstream, or in the democratic platform that biological differences between men and women are denied?
One of the most powerful megacorporations on the face of the planet isn't equivalent to some tumblr SJW. Google is arguably more powerful than the US president.
Can you please show me where google refuted basic biological differences between men and women?
Google.
Ok, can you link me to the relevant literature, produced by Google, denying that basic biological differences between men and women exist?
It's not, because it's utterly inconsequential, in the big picture, what sort of slap fights we have over gender identity or sex/sexuality. It generates funny drama in academic and political circles, but it hardly affects even those in countries where it's even an 'issue'. Not addressing climate change is going to measurably impact every human on the planet, mostly negatively.
It's not inconsequential to anyone else on earth if fucking Google of all places disagrees with freedom of speech and thinks that basic scientific facts about biology need to be scrubbed from the face of the earth.
What happens to tech tards in one tech company about gender or sex biology and politically bullshit is, and I want you to really understand this, completely meaningless compared to global climate, weather patterns, sea level, or a whole host of actual, measurable physical processes that our civilized society relies on to even have the free time to bitch about trannies.
retard that sucks dick at making memes. Try including more than one random nobody next time. "they are all the same!" Proceeds to use meme showing only one person's replies.
You can do so much better than this if you had a sense of humor.
Hey if it helps you sleep and night, I am seething so hard right now and I am SO deeply insulted! Such a well done meme I am at a loss for words so all I can do is seethe!
Ben Sharippo TRIGGERS Liberal by SENDING them to NAZI DEATH CAMPS using pure CONSERVATIVE LOGIC and REASONING and then ANGERS SJW by GOING on a RAMPAGE literally RAPING and MURDERING every single MINORITY within a 200 MILE RADIUS then TROLLS Libtard with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME by licking Donald Trumps MICROPENIS of all the DRIED CUM from the CONCEPTION of Barron Trump and he ANGERS democrat by FEEDING upon the FLESH of ABORTED FETUSES and the BLOOD of EVERY single LIBTARD to literally BECOME a GOD AMONG MEN which TROLLS idiot COMMIES by OPENING the seals of HELL and CAUSING the APOCALYPSE in which the DEVIL RAPES CHILDREN and TEARS OFF the heads of Liberal TODDLERS and LITERALLY setting WOMENâs RIGHTS a THOUSAND YEARS and also Ben TRIGGERS the SOCIALISTS by RAPING the UNDEAD CORPSE of LEON TROTSKY and JOSEPH STALIN and he PISSES OFF the LEFTISTS by ESTABLISHING a NEW WORLD ORDER in which he is the SUPREME GOD EMPEROR OF ALL OF THE AMERICAS, CHINA, EUROPE, BRITAIN, TAIWAN, and THAT RANDOM ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN and MURDERS all POLITICAL DISSIDENTS within the government and then he ENRAGES the COMMIES by RAPING GOD and BECOMING the NEW ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! (LIBERALS TROLLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SJWs and FEMINISTS OWNED)
Ben Shapiro drives a TRUCK full of FACTS AND LOGIC into a crowd of MINORITIES while SJW FEMINISTS cry liberal tears and ignore STATISTICS about BLACK CRIME and LGBT MENTAL ILLNESSES while TRUMP does PATRIOTIC SPEECH at the Tomb Of The Lost Soldier and BASED Conservatives stand with their HANDS ON THEIR HEARTS and redpill the SHEEPLE about respecting the FLAG! Based faggot Milo FIRES an ICBM filled with CONSERVATIVE TALKING POINTS into LEFTIST CUCKS who get BTFO and shake uncontrollably when their WORLDVIEW is shattered by the TRUTH (Made gays cry) (black guy WalksAway) (Trump cums) (Almost got arrested).
Leans a little more right atm cause of the mde faggots, and the left got more upset over the npc meme. Just wait for Daddy to say something indefensibly stupid and the mde faggots get put into camps and will be more center.
Million dollar extreme. Was a TV show, then the creator did something racist or something and it got cancelled. Then the sub became basically the right leaning side of /pol/ and then got banned so they all came here because they confused not caring about being PC with being actually racist
Isn't repeating someone else's idea over and over as a new talking point an NPC move to begin with? Especially if the whole bubble adopts it in the space of a week?
I'm guessing this guy has a super simple bot running on this account, and posts using the same account to look less bot-ty. If he made a relatively simple change like adding Spintax responses it'd look less suspicious.
I know, I'll take their meme about not having original thoughts and turn it around and make it about them! That will show them not to say I have no original thoughts.
Don't lie, you were masturbating when you wrote that. It's a good thing we have brave warriors like you fighting the good fight. On the internet. On reddit. You brave soul.
I'm starting a book club where every member reads Junie B. Jones in his or her or xer sleeping bag until they cry themselves asleep. I'm calling it The June bugs.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
Darq is also a passionate QAnon believer, though the Reddit admins graciously nuked that part of his post history. Look for the story about how he got arrested for smashing up his step father's air conditioner because darq is too fat for 65° weather
Oh, you've received the latest T_D memedrone update. Was it mostly to swap out 'cuck' with 'NPC' for the automatic response to when someone criticises the state, or are there QoL tweaks too?
Because he's the attorney general for the United States and gets to set priorities of what crimes are priorities?
​
The only reason "legal weed" has worked is because there's been a federal government that was unwilling to stop states from doing it. Jeff Sessions is undoing that, he's going after the weed because while many states have made it legal it is illegal at the federal level and therefore is illegal in all 50 states if the attorney general wants to enforce that federal law (which Sessions has worked on doing.)
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
I am a bit out of the loop, but are people starting to finally realize that the npc meme is good because of how flexable and applicable it is to many people?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-19
To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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1 patapatapatapata 2018-10-19
Found the real NPC
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
Don't call that out on one of the most sentient posters here.
1 1537569458 2018-10-19
Wow OP you really owned those conservatards epic style xD
MUELLER TIME!!!!
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
This but unironically
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
It seems you're upset. Remember this meme affects only if you're NPC
1 BussySundae 2018-10-19
NPC Status:Confirmed
1 Silented 2018-10-19
OUT!
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-10-19
Now take hi9s coat, 'pede.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-19
why did someone make an NPC version of my username đ
1 ItsSugar 2018-10-19
S E E T H I N G
1 boohoo_1 2018-10-19
Get to fuck trumptard
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
https://i.imgur.com/GsKjze5.jpg
1 cultish_alibi 2018-10-19
tfw lefties figure out they can use non-specific memes against their opponents instead of just crying about them
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
https://i.imgur.com/tmFGfmX.jpg
1 LILHOMIE1250 2018-10-19
Yeah I agree but the text is a little small so it was hard to read
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-19
Bruh wtf
1 sileegranny 2018-10-19
That's a very popular procedure, saving her a lot of money, there.
1 patapatapatapata 2018-10-19
What anime is this?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
Doku Klitti Klitti Kutti
1 Ps_ILoveU 2018-10-19
Kuri-Kiri Panikku
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-19
Dude, courtesy tag. I could have been dicking around at work.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
But that would ruin the fun of getting people fired for being dumb enough to browse r/drama at work đ
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-19
I would curse this sub to hell all over Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit if you all got me fired.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-19
This but unironically.
1 acidwave 2018-10-19
boi
1 Tr0llHunter83 2018-10-19
Holy shit this is funny
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
When you're in the trenches co-opting maymays in the internet World War.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-10-19
Reminder that MDEgenerates will kill and rape your family.
1 onitsuka 2018-10-19
stay safe my friend
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-19
nice cope
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-19
CTHtards are no better than MDEgenerates. Embrace your inner radical centrist, my son
or go fuck yourself, idc
1 ItsSugar 2018-10-19
But only one of those is homeless and in need of purging.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-10-19
Agreed
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-10-19
The absolute state of mayos
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-19
Who dis?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-10-19
just you're typical retard who get's banned from r4chan. Unsurprisingly, most of them are wh*te and proudly own a kek flag
1 Pinksister 2018-10-19
Genuinely don't know which group you're referring to, so I'm gonna say it applies to both.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-19
The chapo to mde ratio is not even remotely close atm. Save for that cringe guy in the Arkansas ad post the good ones like PK are gone
1 Yiin 2018-10-19
There's some commies of the less retarded variety on the modlist.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-19
sensiblechuckle.gif
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
take your own advice buddy
1 onitsuka 2018-10-19
t. srdine
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
rude and false
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-19
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-19
"They're only buttblasted because deep down they know it's true!"
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
This but unironically
1 Bekeleboy 2018-10-19
âNo Uâ - some faggot (you)
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Look mommy I said that word again
1 Bekeleboy 2018-10-19
My mother would be proud , is your mother proud of you Greg?
1 LuckyWolf777 2018-10-19
Wow you really are buttblasted...
1 lordlivingston 2018-10-19
Press X to skip dialogue
1 _narrows 2018-10-19
Double nigger. Fuck drama. Itâs dead
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
That's the only admirable thing about them tbh...
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-19
Someone needs to develop a cure for MDEgeneracy.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
It's you. You're the cure. Or maybe it's suicide idk.
1 72_hairy_virgins 2018-10-19
There is one, measured in fractions of an inch typically and weighed in grains.
1 80BAIT08 2018-10-19
Reminder that new subscribers need to be raped and killed along with their family
1 geraldo42 2018-10-19
Don't use no-no words.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-10-19
Is it ethical to kill and rape them in self defense?
1 Warbring3r 2018-10-19
MDEgenerates arenât spamming the sub unlike CTH lately (a post of mine which hit the top of the sub was deleted by an assmad commie mod and wasnât even aimed at anyone). How about you both off yourselves? https://image.ibb.co/dqrQ30/1539894868994.jpg
1 OysterCookie 2018-10-19
pls make more, this is the hardest I've laughed at an npc meme
1 pinko-tankie-scum 2018-10-19
It's actually a CTH repost lol
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
We are seizing the memes of production comrade
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
So when are you guys going to overthrow capitalism?
1 pinko-tankie-scum 2018-10-19
the day you show bussy
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
That days come and gone jewboy
1 pinko-tankie-scum 2018-10-19
oh shit you're the stems are making me gay guy. I respect your posting king
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
Thanks brah
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-19
Does that mean this is communism.
1 StingAuer 2018-10-19
SoonTM
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-19
Just say âdude bussy lmao,â at least then youâre a centrist NPC
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Dude headasplodes lmao
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-10-19
Haha you really owned those republicans le epic style
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
SEETHING
1 lannister_stark 2018-10-19
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Yikes !!!
1 lannister_stark 2018-10-19
GROSS
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-10-19
>commie
>"yikes"
Every time
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Oh no it's retarded
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-19
have you heard about these free helicopter rides? I think you might get a coupon for one!
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-10-19
look mom I posted it again xD
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-10-19
If (Post.detect(commie)==true){ std::Cout(helicopter_rides.shitBants);}
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-10-19
This is unironically the worst code I've ever seen in my life.
1 Bekeleboy 2018-10-19
Nigger
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-19
How are your bantz gonna be so bad you make me upvote the commie?
1 MexicanEmboar 2018-10-19
Jesus fucking Christ no wonder youâre on Reddit
1 lannister_stark 2018-10-19
I <3 u 2 bebe
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-19
imagine caring about twitter bluechecks lol
1 Allanon_2020 2018-10-19
yeh wasn't caring about twitter blue checks a part of the original meme?
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
No
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
lmao!! đđđđđđđ
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
Apathy is the path for me đ
1 StingAuer 2018-10-19
dude depression lmao
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-19
dude. lmao. why does this dumb NPC meme make you so mad? lol
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Because it's true.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-10-19
Bro why you mad
1 circlejerk3r 2018-10-19
those pigs own themselves :-)
1 jruss71 2018-10-19
Actual CTH subversion thread. You should go back and stay there.
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
Nut cummies! đđđ
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
it's retards like you that really give this place character
1 jruss71 2018-10-19
Sorry didn't mean to disturb you while you were enjoying your top tier chapo comedy.
1 caffienatedjedi 2018-10-19
Beat it Commie, & move to Venezuela while you're at it.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-19
unironically the most npc-like behavior ive seen in one of these. literally just repeating a stock phrase when a category of input is detected.
1 Khazuki_SMB 2018-10-19
This could have been done by a bot. It wasn't, but it literally could have been.
1 _1st_ 2018-10-19
If I could remeber my python I would paste the code here
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-10-19
Keep your python tucked away, there's no bussy in this thread.
1 TempestRave 2018-10-19
I'm late here but I don't think so. I think he was using his phone and he had it on his clip board or in a note and he was just pasting it into comments he found online AS IF he were a bot. In the one where he says "You think You're hip & cool talking that way?" I think he has the capital "You're" and "&" because he was autofilling or confused the auto correct into thinking he ended the sentence. Also in that same post there is a space already present in the line, like he made a keyboard error that he failed to correct before making the post. If he did it this way then his comment about it "being easy" is true, because he took every shortcut possible and did absolutely no editing for grammar or substance.
​
In a sense he was a bot.
1 RollBread 2018-10-19
Ye autism.
1 photosoflife 2018-10-19
I take it you've not come across;
"orange man bad"
Before, and now trumpskis are even dressing up as npc's and carrying a sign with this programmed phrase.
I would say i was surprised at their amazing lack of self awareness, but these are trump supporters, that much was clear.
1 LearnJapThrowaway 2018-10-19
I like "Orange man bad" because it's a lot like "I hate niggers" when it was Obama in the white house.
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-10-19
FEMA Camp, FEMA Camp, Brown man bad, FEMA Camps, Jesus in Danger.
get rekt libs.
1 TEH_PROOFREADA 2018-10-19
Weird that a phrase such as "orange man" could apply to both Trump and Obama đ¤
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
I mean, that's the best part of the NPC meme tbh. It better fits the political right than the political left.
1 WarSanchez 2018-10-19
Pizza, were you not a skinhead a bit ago?
I can't keep up with your character's development anymore. It's too convoluted.
2/10 with rice.
1 icefourthirtythree 2018-10-19
No, he was a virulent misogynist but also hated Daddy.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-19
how the boy keeps a girlfriend (reminder he's also a NEET) is beyond me
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
Pizzacel has a gf? I thought he was a virgin
1 WarSanchez 2018-10-19
He might hold his First Edition V-card near and dear to him like some highschool MagicTG player, but he's had some grillfriends supposedly.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
I'm pretty sure you can rent gf's now, are we sure it's not one of those situations?
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-19
He lost her lmao
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
What lol.
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-19
Coulda sworn you said you broke up
If not then by all means, you have my support to pursue a happy foid-hating seriousposting relationship together
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-19
Women appreciate a misogynist in my experience, it matches their appreciation of other women
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-10-19
With proper care and maintenance, simple iron chains are very reliable.
1 ItsSugar 2018-10-19
Pizza wants to hang anybody whose amount of complaining is disproportional to the amount of injustice they experience. As such, femoids are his top target.
1 icefourthirtythree 2018-10-19
Pizza don't come back. This isn't healthy for you.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-10-19
leans into mic Wrong.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Trump repeats himself like 40 times a day.
How is he not an NPC?
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
No collusion btw
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
Very true/very true
1 polzavatel 2018-10-19
NPCs only deserve pre-made responses
1 Penguinfire 2018-10-19
See, heâs the only person that does that. So itâs individualism.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Except his retarded base repeats what he says as well.
1 Penguinfire 2018-10-19
I ainât never hear anyone say
âLook, having nuclearâmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smartâyou know, if youâre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldâitâs true!âbut when you're a conservative Republican they tryâoh, do they do a numberâthatâs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneâyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weâre a little disadvantagedâbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meâit would have been so easy, and itâs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was rightâwho would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisonersânow it used to be three, now itâs fourâbut when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they havenât figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itâs gonna take them about another 150 yearsâbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.â
Before.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
"Fake news."
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-19
It honestly fits both really well. The political right just has more boomers on it with dementia so they tend to repeat things and not have any news sources except fox news and whatever clear channel talk show host they listen to because they don't know how to use spotify.
I think it hurts the feelings of the left more though because the really politically active active ones tend to have Main Character syndrome. That's not to say the right doesn't get assmad about being called out, but they don't tend to view it as "dehumanizing" because they're generally not as fragile.
Either way this really bad meme has turned into a great drama win.
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
" Le Both Sides "
1 bcat124 2018-10-19
Careful boy, this looks like non-centrist apologetics to me
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
no u
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-19
You clearly have no idea where you're posting.
Chapofags belong in the street just like mdefugees. OUT REEE
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Centrism doesn't mean both sides are wrong retard
1 nozoth 2018-10-19
If one side is wrong then the other side is also wrong because both sides are the same
1 Khazuki_SMB 2018-10-19
Doesn't it? Are you sure?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-10-19
wrong
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-19
It means both sides are retarded.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-10-19
It does here bitch
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-10-19
The intelligent kind does.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-10-19
Both sides are wrong, retard.
1 HerrTriggerGenji21 2018-10-19
Kinda does tho. You get that, right?
1 Illuminatesfolly 2018-10-19
Love all these literal robot responses that repeat the same thing. We know you are reading the thread, and can see what we see.
1 HerrTriggerGenji21 2018-10-19
Lololol true. Fuck. You really canât engage in this meme without being an npc . .
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 rickromo17 2018-10-19
Are you a 12 year old?
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-19
out out OUT!
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-10-19
Tankie faggots need the boot as well.
1 Pinksister 2018-10-19
Ew, is that an /r/politicalhumor "joke?" What the fuck happened to my /r/drama?
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-19
Mocking centrism on drama? Bold move
1 canad1anbacon 2018-10-19
It works well for both because people on the idpol left tend to be sperglords and feel like anything they don't agree with is oppression, while also being unable to communicate with people who disagree with them, which makes their reactions to the NPC meme entertaining, as it is so innocuous
And people on the Trump wing of the right tend to be so braindead and lacking in critical thinking abilities, that they look for Daddy, youtubers or retards on the TV to tell them what to think and give them their talking points, which results in them pretty much all sounding the same.
1 antiward 2018-10-19
Lol liberals can't talk to people who disagree with them? Remind me what the most notoriously censored board on Reddit is?
Get out of denial land.
1 canad1anbacon 2018-10-19
I never said liberals can't talk to people who disagree with them, im a liberal. I said people on the "idpol left" (who are often not liberals) tend to not be able to handle dissenting viewpoints.
And yes, the_daddy bans anyone who is not a retard, im pretty sure we all know that
1 EasternThreat 2018-10-19
Lmao "liberals are more fragile." Remind me which group it is that invented the "war on christmas" and the "attack on white males."
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-19
Which group angry replies to my radical centrist statements
1 azriel777 2018-10-19
Lol. Only one side has a list of buzzwords they spit out anytime they interact with people and call them:
etc, There is no debate which side the NPC meme fits.
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
1 Cuck
2 Soyboy
3 Libtard
4 Communist
5 Beta
6 Marxist
7 Islamist
8 Stalinist
9 Feminazi
10 Anti American
Etc. There is no debate which side is projecting
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-19
Racist
sexist
nazi
Islamphobe
Homophobe
Transphobic
Misogonist
Incel
Bigot
Both sides are projecting each other. That's the red-and-blue pill of Big Brain Centrism.
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-19
How the fuck did you forget SJW
1 Allur0 2018-10-19
Or Bug/bugman
1 mericastradamus 2018-10-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7Ol0gz11k
1 NeededToFilterSubs 2018-10-19
Spicymayos are still mayos
1 Tr0llHunter83 2018-10-19
Accurate as fuck
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
The right screeches racist at SJWs constantly.
The right screeches sexist at the left constantly. I even made a post on topminds the other day in which one claimed the DNC was the party of female supremacy, go read it.
The right has been screeching nazi at the left for years, a famous example would be Obama and Clinton, this billboard drives my point home:
https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01678/posters_1678527c.jpg
Or how about this:
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/402165-franklin-graham-compares-chelsea-clintons-views-on-abortion
Or the famous nazi gun control argument:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_gun_control_argument
I could link 300 more, but I feel I've provided enough to soundly refute your absurd claim.
"Christianity is under attack"
Trump himself got involved with that one:
1
"There's a war on the family unit"
Funny.
I mean, the right is literally transphobic, are they not?
That's another word for sexist, we already went over this.
"soyboy"
This is again, something we've already gone over here.
This is the 3rd time you've listed sexist.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2018-10-19
lmao faggot
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Why would I not post that guy there? Literally one of the most insane people I've ever seen.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-10-19
Pizza I missed you baby; the world was a darker place without you in it
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
It was definitely a much lighter, it's just that that's a bad thing.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-10-19
Dude mayocide lmao; unironically though
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-19
All them words won't bring your pa back.
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 Bill__The__Cat 2018-10-19
Good Bot.
1 GoodBotBadHuman- 2018-10-19
good human
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/09/07/obama-stand-up-to-nazi-sympathizers-sot-ip-vpx.cnn
you were saying
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
What? Did you not see the context of this argument?
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-19
lol you retard
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
I smell seriousposting. Please confine your autofellatio to your own private space.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
If it did not accurately describe the left then why would they have to ban it? I would actually agree it's cringe as hell if leftists weren't so blatantly scripted by megacorporations and the 1%.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Imagine thinking it's the leftsts and not the party outright denying science in relation to climate change and putting oil barons in charge of vital departments.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
Explain James Damore libcuck :^)
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
I mean, nothing he presented was actual science. There were some things he presented that could be considered science, but he failed to include all of the counterpoints or other research that conflicted with it.
I'd also like to point out that SJWs do not = the federal government putting in place policy that lines up with their science denial.
There is no SJW in charge of the EPA, now is there?
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
Call me crazy, but I think that denying basic biological differences between men and women is a little more unreasonable than being a climate change denier.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Can you show me where on the democratic platform that basic "biological differences" are denied?
And I also find it interesting you believe denying basic biological differences would somehow be more severe than denying literally the biggest threat facing the human race, both in terms of economic damage and global stability.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
Google is kind of a big deal sorry.
No, it's more like one is inherently more anti-science than the other. Regardless of how you feel about climate change, what weather patterns will look like in 100 years is necessarily more debateable than boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
So that's a no, you can't point out where in the democratic party platform these things are denied?
Few things.
A) The science in relation to how humans are contributing to climate change is one of the most reaffirmed, well-studied topics in human history.
B) You're miscontruing the argument trannies make, either because you're profoundly misinformed or you're just stupid.
The argument isn't that biological sex is a construct. It's that gender roles in society are a construct, as in how you present yourself in society and the role you decide to take is a construct.
At this point you've made it fairly clear that not only are you uneducated, you don't even have a basic understanding of the strawman you're attacking.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
I never claimed this.
I never said anything about transgender people.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if liberal climate change proponents deny basic facts facts about the differences between men and women, then maybe that should call their credibility on scientific issues into question.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
So basically what you're saying is some tumblr SJWs believing dumb things is the same as the president believing them, or just as bad.
We both know that's what you were talking about.
Can you please point me to where, in the mainstream, or in the democratic platform that biological differences between men and women are denied?
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
One of the most powerful megacorporations on the face of the planet isn't equivalent to some tumblr SJW. Google is arguably more powerful than the US president.
Apparently you don't. I'm talking about the damore memo.
Google.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-19
Can you please show me where google refuted basic biological differences between men and women?
Ok, can you link me to the relevant literature, produced by Google, denying that basic biological differences between men and women exist?
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
Damore was fired from Google for his memo. This has been what I was discussing since my first reply.
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1 duckraul2 2018-10-19
It's not, because it's utterly inconsequential, in the big picture, what sort of slap fights we have over gender identity or sex/sexuality. It generates funny drama in academic and political circles, but it hardly affects even those in countries where it's even an 'issue'. Not addressing climate change is going to measurably impact every human on the planet, mostly negatively.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
It wasn't inconsequential to James Damore.
It's not inconsequential to anyone else on earth if fucking Google of all places disagrees with freedom of speech and thinks that basic scientific facts about biology need to be scrubbed from the face of the earth.
1 duckraul2 2018-10-19
What happens to tech tards in one tech company about gender or sex biology and politically bullshit is, and I want you to really understand this, completely meaningless compared to global climate, weather patterns, sea level, or a whole host of actual, measurable physical processes that our civilized society relies on to even have the free time to bitch about trannies.
1 darthhayek 2018-10-19
So much for the Civil Rights Movement.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-10-19
This is much better than the last one. You've made me proud son.
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-10-19
Best meme of 2018, makes people on both sides mad. True centrist meme
1 LBCdaze 2018-10-19
More proof the left can't meme. You have so much content to choose from with all of these vocal MAGA retards and this is what you put together? 2.5/10
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
SEETHING
1 LBCdaze 2018-10-19
retard that sucks dick at making memes. Try including more than one random nobody next time. "they are all the same!" Proceeds to use meme showing only one person's replies.
You can do so much better than this if you had a sense of humor.
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
SEETHING intensifies
1 LBCdaze 2018-10-19
Hey if it helps you sleep and night, I am seething so hard right now and I am SO deeply insulted! Such a well done meme I am at a loss for words so all I can do is seethe!
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-10-19
this is honestly pathetic.
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
downvotes detected
MUST PROTECT PRECIOUS KARMA
deletes everything
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-10-19
baby back bitch
1 Matues49 2018-10-19
Dude just take L
1 acidwave 2018-10-19
Dear liberals: Despacito
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-19
You arent the real ben sharip you lib tart, go back to banerzoola
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-10-19
Ben Sharippo TRIGGERS Liberal by SENDING them to NAZI DEATH CAMPS using pure CONSERVATIVE LOGIC and REASONING and then ANGERS SJW by GOING on a RAMPAGE literally RAPING and MURDERING every single MINORITY within a 200 MILE RADIUS then TROLLS Libtard with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME by licking Donald Trumps MICROPENIS of all the DRIED CUM from the CONCEPTION of Barron Trump and he ANGERS democrat by FEEDING upon the FLESH of ABORTED FETUSES and the BLOOD of EVERY single LIBTARD to literally BECOME a GOD AMONG MEN which TROLLS idiot COMMIES by OPENING the seals of HELL and CAUSING the APOCALYPSE in which the DEVIL RAPES CHILDREN and TEARS OFF the heads of Liberal TODDLERS and LITERALLY setting WOMENâs RIGHTS a THOUSAND YEARS and also Ben TRIGGERS the SOCIALISTS by RAPING the UNDEAD CORPSE of LEON TROTSKY and JOSEPH STALIN and he PISSES OFF the LEFTISTS by ESTABLISHING a NEW WORLD ORDER in which he is the SUPREME GOD EMPEROR OF ALL OF THE AMERICAS, CHINA, EUROPE, BRITAIN, TAIWAN, and THAT RANDOM ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN and MURDERS all POLITICAL DISSIDENTS within the government and then he ENRAGES the COMMIES by RAPING GOD and BECOMING the NEW ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! (LIBERALS TROLLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SJWs and FEMINISTS OWNED)
1 seshfan2 2018-10-19
I came a little in my pants reading this.
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-19
lol wut
1 Secateurs 2018-10-19
Imitating your opponents memes is very NPC, OP
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
It was a lefty meme first tho
1 Secateurs 2018-10-19
Fuck off chapotard.
I hope your whole family dies of sexual exhaustion in a truckstop toilet.
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
Is this what white people mean by "screamo"?
1 throwaway_999912 2018-10-19
1 allanmes 2018-10-19
it's not a poltical meme you BORING fuck, fuck you for ruining this sub.
1 CrushCoalMakeDiamond 2018-10-19
Memes like this are inherently NPC because you're just copying someone else's idea.
1 Penguinproof1 2018-10-19
You got the meme wrong Chapotard. This is one guy repeating a point a bunch of times, not a bunch of guys repeating a point a bunch of times.
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
Implying "muh vevuzela" isn't the only thing they talk about
1 anubgek 2018-10-19
This guy is like when you're grinding out some gear in a game and you gotta keep running back to the same shop to sell some stuff
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
Bearer
Seek
Seek
Lest
1 1029384756-mk2 2018-10-19
From another comment.
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-19
"Dear, libtards"
breathes heavely in mic
open mouth a bit
"Vuvuzela"
Sound of libtards being owned opa gangnam style goes off in distance
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-19
All this but unironically
1 Australienz 2018-10-19
Ben Shapiro drives a TRUCK full of FACTS AND LOGIC into a crowd of MINORITIES while SJW FEMINISTS cry liberal tears and ignore STATISTICS about BLACK CRIME and LGBT MENTAL ILLNESSES while TRUMP does PATRIOTIC SPEECH at the Tomb Of The Lost Soldier and BASED Conservatives stand with their HANDS ON THEIR HEARTS and redpill the SHEEPLE about respecting the FLAG! Based faggot Milo FIRES an ICBM filled with CONSERVATIVE TALKING POINTS into LEFTIST CUCKS who get BTFO and shake uncontrollably when their WORLDVIEW is shattered by the TRUTH (Made gays cry) (black guy WalksAway) (Trump cums) (Almost got arrested).
1 yeauxduh 2018-10-19
I still donât get whether this sub leans more right or more left or just hates both equally. Either way I respect it
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-10-19
Leans a little more right atm cause of the mde faggots, and the left got more upset over the npc meme. Just wait for Daddy to say something indefensibly stupid and the mde faggots get put into camps and will be more center.
1 yeauxduh 2018-10-19
What even is mde? I just hopped in this hell hole the other day
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-10-19
Million dollar extreme. Was a TV show, then the creator did something racist or something and it got cancelled. Then the sub became basically the right leaning side of /pol/ and then got banned so they all came here because they confused not caring about being PC with being actually racist
1 Dolphin_McRibs 2018-10-19
It's like Darth Vader, they became the very thing they were being a parody of.
1 yeauxduh 2018-10-19
WAit never mind. I looked it up lol
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
No wonder you don't get it.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-19
Exactly.
1 bernredditdown 2018-10-19
Depends on the week.
1 infinitude 2018-10-19
He totally pwnd all of them
1 Mexagon 2018-10-19
Isn't stealing the right's memes an npc move itself? Calm down, snowflake.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
No puppet! You're the puppet!
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
memes are now public property. as is your asshole.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
Imagine being a grown ass adult and caring about meme usage
1 CrushCoalMakeDiamond 2018-10-19
Isn't repeating someone else's idea over and over as a new talking point an NPC move to begin with? Especially if the whole bubble adopts it in the space of a week?
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 lordlivingston 2018-10-19
Press X to skip dialogue
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-10-19
this is a good post.
1 Aoede 2018-10-19
Sounds like a boomer that just learned how to use twitter.
1 EAT--THE--RICH 2018-10-19
Thatâll be because theyâre a boomer that learned how to use Twitter.
1 ChrisFromFamilyGuy 2018-10-19
Except Mark is most likely a 13 year old. Your NPC's are in their 30's
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 ChrisFromFamilyGuy 2018-10-19
Well this post also mocking NPC's, so if your not a child you're proving my point.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 ChrisFromFamilyGuy 2018-10-19
Or you're a child.
1 awsompossum 2018-10-19
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
lmao
1 shallowm 2018-10-19
you should have just kept him going
1 awsompossum 2018-10-19
Probably true, but it was good drama waiting for someone to point it out and I guess I'm a fiend
1 -Mopsus- 2018-10-19
pretty sure you're talking to a bot lol
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
Your too smart XD
1 shallowm 2018-10-19
a
1 regeya 2018-10-19
That was a meme, too, funnily enough.
I'm guessing this guy has a super simple bot running on this account, and posts using the same account to look less bot-ty. If he made a relatively simple change like adding Spintax responses it'd look less suspicious.
1 throwaway_999912 2018-10-19
Wow, this seems like something an NPC would sayđ¤
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 honeychild7878 2018-10-19
1 ChrisFromFamilyGuy 2018-10-19
It's an NPC thing to criticize NPC's? Maybe I don't get the meme.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-19
Welcome to Corneria
1 headasplodes 2018-10-19
Nuclear take. Who could have imagined such a thing was possible. I thought only left wingers were capable of regurgitating talking points.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 shallowm 2018-10-19
a
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-19
https://media.giphy.com/media/EizPK3InQbrNK/giphy.gif
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-19
đđđđđđđđđđđđ
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Checkmate Drumpftards
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-19
Peak irony
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
Is that when Dad beats me with a tire iron?
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
It's ok just tell mom you resisted nazis on the internet so she can be proud of you.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-19
seething
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
You know literally everyone here is laughing at you right? No one gives a fuck about your garbage fart memes dweeb
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Sure seems like you get pretty badly butt hurt every time its mentioned. I will sadly have to go about my life without your approval. Keep resisting!
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
Do you say that last bit to your victims
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
No just you bby
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
Imagine being a grown man saying bby
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Did you just assume my gender? That's not very progressive.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
Christ this is really really bad man. Please just stop. It's like watching a boomer try to use memes for the first time.
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Don't lie, you were masturbating when you wrote that. It's a good thing we have brave warriors like you fighting the good fight. On the internet. On reddit. You brave soul.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
What the fuck does any of that have to do with my previous comment? Are you just randomly babbling shit now,
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
You seem kind of upset. Is it time for your nap? Did wittle pookums tire himself out owning drumpftards online?
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
Are you autistic
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Yes. They require it to post here.
1 Paterno_Ster 2018-10-19
And they say the left can't meme
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
The left is the meme.
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-19
How original.
Ive definitely never seen this programmed response before!
1 xyisok 2018-10-19
Such impressive intellect! I will vote Democrat now because of how deeply your words hurt me.
1 Mrtheliger 2018-10-19
Lol this sub is an embarrassment sometimes.
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-19
Sometimes?
Fuck you.
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
I'm starting a book club where every member reads Junie B. Jones in his or her or xer sleeping bag until they cry themselves asleep. I'm calling it The June bugs.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-10-19
damn right hun đđđŞđđ
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
Not all NPCs vote Democrat, but all Democrat voters are NPCs
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Wow these guys are totally all acting like NPCs by saying the same thing
I agree they're NPCs.
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Yep. Total NPCs.
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Jesus these libs are NPCs
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Lol orang man bad NPCs
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Ikr they're all saying the same thing. Such NPCs
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Seriously. NPCs for all expressing their disgust.
1 MatthewSerinity 2018-10-19
Definitely NPCs.
1 zeverEV 2018-10-19
Hahaha NPC libtars OWNED
1 rambi2222 2018-10-19
this was epic
1 mikey-likes_it 2018-10-19
OWINING DA LIBURALS!!!! NpCS!!!!
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 throwing-away-party 2018-10-19
Wow these guys are totally all acting like NPCs by saying the same thing
I agree they're NPCs.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-10-19
I thought they got rid of all the meme mods. Why spare you of all people?
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
I'm not a meme mod, I'm basically this subreddit's host and producer
1 MacAndShits 2018-10-19
Qiller DarqWolff
1 GeorgeMcSteel 2018-10-19
LEEEEEET'S GET ROOOOIIGHT INTO THE NOOSE!
1 MacAndShits 2018-10-19
I gotchu fam
1 GeorgeMcSteel 2018-10-19
How have I never seen this before
1 MacAndShits 2018-10-19
It's because you kept yourself safe
1 automatic_cluck 2018-10-19
DarqWolff is the ultimate lolcow champion. He can't be demoded.
1 itsCaffeine 2018-10-19
Donât you have air conditioners to steal?
1 ExilesReturn 2018-10-19
He doesn't steal air conditioners, he smashes them, newfriend.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-19
Is this because repubs have more programmers
1 mactrey 2018-10-19
You mean brogrammers sweaty
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-19
tech :clap: bros :clap: are :clap: toxic
1 error404brain 2018-10-19
this.but_unironically()
1 teamsprocket 2018-10-19
I forget, is this the flyover degenerate meme mod?
1 gerradp 2018-10-19
I had hoped you'd died somehow
1 6060gsm 2018-10-19
When a mod gets mad at the top comment and needs attention
1 ______________pewpew 2018-10-19
http://imgur.com/GqShDYi.jpg
1 RainbowEffingDash 2018-10-19
why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
1 automatic_cluck 2018-10-19
LMAO
1 DaSemicolon 2018-10-19
Whatâs wrong with his name
1 auandi 2018-10-19
He's a bit of a legend in cringe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx/
1 yzlautum 2018-10-19
Oh my god
1 TreyWait 2018-10-19
Mod of /r/scat... and of voting age now.
1 Zozbot 2018-10-19
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1 TreyWait 2018-10-19
I got Zozboted, whatever that is.
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1 Chayim47 2018-10-19
Do I have to kill myself to find out what my loot table is?
1 froibo 2018-10-19
Are you employed yet?
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
If drug dealing counts maybe
1 froibo 2018-10-19
Voting for stronger gun laws to own the libs.
1 Fearofeight 2018-10-19
He independently came up with drug dealing.
1 DominusLutrae 2018-10-19
Which one of you retards taught DarqWolff irony?
1 StingAuer 2018-10-19
ree
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-10-19
Wait, i thought you were in jail. When did you get out?
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-10-19
You are literally a Q believer. You cant claim superiority here, even over the dems.
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
Where we go one we go all
1 TomSukanen 2018-10-19
Where we go one, we go number 2
1 eladmada 2018-10-19
Take your Seroquel
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2018-10-19
He's having a haldol day
1 DrDoctor13 2018-10-19
Into the sheep pen
1 NonTolerantBolshevik 2018-10-19
So if I drag one of you subhumans to a mass grave and shoot it in the back of the head, youâll all follow suit?
Dank
1 vanulovesyou 2018-10-19
Spoken like a true NPC. "I DON'T PRODUCE ORIGINAL THOUGHT. I JUST REPEAT WHAT I AM PROGRAMMED TO SAY."
1 ShrimpFood 2018-10-19
Is he actually? Thatâs fucking amazing, couldnât imagine a different character arc for darqwolf
1 69big69daddy69 2018-10-19
do u at least upvote them when they disagree with u?
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1 iSluff 2018-10-19
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-19
still unemployed then?
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1 mrubuto22 2018-10-19
This has so much copypasta potential... wow. Just.. wow.
1 explohd 2018-10-19
It IS pasta. Be sure to take note of the original writer of this pasta.
1 mrubuto22 2018-10-19
Lol. Good lord. Haha
1 snallygaster 2018-10-19
Since writing that work of art, our friend Darq Wolff has-
It's a shame he didn't really mature at all, but at least he's funny.
1 mrubuto22 2018-10-19
I'm going to need to know more about this cult...
1 famicommie 2018-10-19
Darq is also a passionate QAnon believer, though the Reddit admins graciously nuked that part of his post history. Look for the story about how he got arrested for smashing up his step father's air conditioner because darq is too fat for 65° weather
1 mrubuto22 2018-10-19
Well. Looks like my night is all planned. Haha
1 explohd 2018-10-19
Darqwolff arrested
1 mrubuto22 2018-10-19
Hahahha. Wow
1 Plain_Bread 2018-10-19
Sounds like his plans to become CEO of Google are coming along wonderfully.
1 Kalulosu 2018-10-19
At least one of those isn't that bad, I think he's making progress
1 OniTan 2018-10-19
Best financial decision he ever made. He makes money, and if he gets caught he gets free room and board.
1 Tjaw1776 2018-10-19
You donât know what you donât know, grasshopper.
1 spread_thin 2018-10-19
Hahahahahahaha dark wolf you fucking loser.
1 Ceefax81 2018-10-19
Oh, you've received the latest T_D memedrone update. Was it mostly to swap out 'cuck' with 'NPC' for the automatic response to when someone criticises the state, or are there QoL tweaks too?
1 michaelmordant 2018-10-19
I live for the day someone calls me an NPC to my face.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 Butweye 2018-10-19
Just one question. Who dresses and feeds you in the morning?
1 vanulovesyou 2018-10-19
There is nothing more NPC-like than mindlessly repeating MAGA and accusing everyone else of being an NPC.
1 ilikebanchbanchbanch 2018-10-19
https://twitter.com/LamarWhiteJr/status/1040138113279045632?s=09
1 atomholsch 2018-10-19
Not all Republicans are racists, but all racists vote Republican
1 RedditHostsPedoSubs 2018-10-19
Not all autists are Trumpmonkeys, but all Trumpmonkeys are autists.
1 TURGiD_NiGHTS_Fan 2018-10-19
Are you high?
1 OniTan 2018-10-19
Aren't you into weed? You do realize Trump wants to lock up all spot smokers, right?
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
Says you
1 I_ate_a_milkshake 2018-10-19
says his attorney general, genius.
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
Same guy who still hasn't even locked her up. Why should I give a fuck what that guy says?
1 auandi 2018-10-19
...
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Because he's the attorney general for the United States and gets to set priorities of what crimes are priorities?
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The only reason "legal weed" has worked is because there's been a federal government that was unwilling to stop states from doing it. Jeff Sessions is undoing that, he's going after the weed because while many states have made it legal it is illegal at the federal level and therefore is illegal in all 50 states if the attorney general wants to enforce that federal law (which Sessions has worked on doing.)
1 DarqWolff 2018-10-19
So he's had 2 years and just magically failed to enact this agenda so far but I'm still supposed to believe you? That makes sense to a retard I bet
1 A_Rolling_Baneling 2018-10-19
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
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1 redblaze17 2018-10-19
Not all Mayos vote Republican, but all Republican voters are Mayos.
1 GottaGetTheOil 2018-10-19
1 windwoker 2018-10-19
I am a bit out of the loop, but are people starting to finally realize that the npc meme is good because of how flexable and applicable it is to many people?
1 McTouchButt 2018-10-19
Sooo, you could only find one guy?
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
"guy"
1 CrumbsofPiety 2018-10-19
NPCs is a bipartisan meme
1 Tobans 2018-10-19
One might call it radical centrist.
1 mericastradamus 2018-10-19
Easing the uncomfortableness of being an NPC by making a meme. They are learning..
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-10-19
Y I K E S
1 GeorgeCostanzaTBone 2018-10-19
Oh noes
1 TruthPains 2018-10-19
Daddy forgive me, for i have send.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-10-19
HEH FUCKING NPC LIBS CANT EVEN MAKE THEIR OWN MEMES!
~farts and jerks off to red panels~
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-19
Dude NPCs lmao
1 allendrio 2018-10-19
never change mayos
1 tenion_the_offender 2018-10-19
>haha look at this dude he he just said the L-WORD what a moron republicans resignedđđđđ
1 nanners09 2018-10-19
Radical centrism
1 yunghastati 2018-10-19
are we just NPC's that think they're above everything but just come off as asshole losers?
1 1029384756-mk2 2018-10-19
98 shariablue oofs on the wall
1 REEEorderTheThots 2018-10-19
sigh...you tried
the left can't meme
1 lordlivingston 2018-10-19
Press X to skip dialogue
1 antiward 2018-10-19
Repeated the same thing endlessly, ha stupid NPCs got owned.
Are y'all serious?
1 ssangel 2018-10-19
Can you spot the NPC references here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDB974sfv4&t=102s