Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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This is some low quality bait

That's just sad.

When I was a kid we would skip out on responsibilities because we thought we had the chance to finger bang ol Mary Jane Rotten Crotch not to stay home and play some vidya.

Jane Rotten Crotch was always busy. Golden Eye was the fall back plan.

not skipping middle school to play day one MW2 DLC with the boys

It never began for zoomers

When are we due for another good generation?

Either a) the generation after Z that rebuilds the country from the rubble or b) never, game over, we'll be decadent like the Venetians in the 17th century.

Or like the Chinks for most of their history

Um no. They've only been down for like 200 years and it has only been recent

Sinocucks LEAVE

Shortly after the war that breaks out in 2020.

Videogames were used by a lot of people ( my generation) as a cheap getway from how shitty reality was. Then reality started forcing it's way into video games. The current generation? Their entire reality is all inter-connected.

They need something really ground shaking - an utter purge of electronics to remind them that life passes you by. It's very easy to regret the time you wasted doing nothing - when you had everything within your reach. Compared to the Good Ol Days when having an arcade machine in your neighborhood was the best fucking thing ever until people started acting stupid.

lol. nothing is within your reach. it's all dust and life is meaningless.

After the next plague settles.

How do you know about the plague? It's not true

When was there ever a good generation to begin with?

The ones who had a heart attack when a black guy drank from their water fountain?

If you say so.

Choosing savage loot llamas over your brothers party is pretty obvious tbh.

Sidequest drama

A fortnite tournament sounds peak american. Why does he type like the abortion attempt was barely unsuccessful?

Jesus Christ this kid is why Americans don’t want to have welfare.

watch him get eliminated in the first round or whatever lol

He's 13 years old.

No you don't get it. Gen Z is clearly the wokest of all time; their addiction to battle royale games and shitty livestreamers is all part of the plan.

xanax being their drug of choice says all you need to know

It's not even fun

Mix it with alcohol for maximum comfy.

Regular use just makes you dumb though.

It was ok with fireball

I was really depressed then tho tbh

Not surprising, that generation would rather play make believe then live actual lives.

I don't get it. Games these days are trash and repetitive - you couldn't get away with shit like selling half a game with micro transactions to children 20 years ago.

I mean Pokemon started the social gaming bullshit but even then a lot of people called bullshit on it simply because if you lived in the middle of fucking nowhere that only sold pokemon Red, you could never get the Pokemon Blue pokemon.

Damn. Pokemon is older than these fucks.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Ten years older, I might add

This is why we need to ban vidya.

Jfc and I thought I was addicted to retarded shit when I was 14.

30th trimester abortions should be legal

I've been lucky to have had minimal Fortnite penatration in my house. I told my son that I'd rather become an under-40 grandfather than hear you're skipping parties and shit in college playing Fortnite.

gamercide when?

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Look, I know you have a barely developed teenage brain in there, but spend a moment and listen to someone who has lived enough life to know better.

lol when reddit finally finds somebody it can feel superior to. best part is the post history is full of dnd, that’s quite the life lived indeed.