This is a test of the National Emergy Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergy, unknown Middle Easteners would be raping your daughter right now

Eh, covfefe was great because there was a real question as to what it meant. This time he obviously meant to type "emergency". So it's dumb, but not as funny.

1 futurdrama 2018-10-22

Tbh I always thought it was super obvious he meant to say "coverage" but yeah I see your point

1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-22

I guess I might be misremembering. Either way, I don't think this will be as big.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-10-22

I always thought it was because it showed that Trump was actually just tweeting out all this stuff while he was on the toilet emptying his colostomy bag or in the middle of an intelligence briefing. Like he's used Twitter to dictate policy but no one is even proofreading it.

1 cheers_grills 2018-10-22

He is doing the mistakes deliberately (at least sometimes) if he wants democrats to talk about his tweets.

1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-10-22

intentionally adding typos to continue game of 4D chess against the libs

Q predicted this

1 Prysorra2 2018-10-22

Like with Reddit post titles ....

1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-10-22

Sure he does lol

1 ay_what_is 2018-10-22

Loooool

1 FearOfBees 2018-10-22

You're downvoting this guy but as the token trumper I have also heard he does this. He misspells something on purpose and then the media reports the tweet calling him a moron. Then everyone on CNN sees what he tweets.

1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-22

This is kind of true. He intentionally does things (like taco bowls or bestowing nicknames) so that media will report on it incessantly.

And it works.

But people don't like to admit they're getting played.

1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-22

What's hilarious is that you have to make up stuff about him having a colostomy bag so you can feel not as bad about him being President of the United States for the next six years.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-10-22

hilarious

And those tears are from laughing so hard, right?

1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-22

You had to make up tears too? The delusion is strong with this one.

1 snallygaster 2018-10-22

Are you unaware of what hyperbole for comedic effect is? The absolute state of American education, no wonder the country is transforming into a shithole

1 fraustnaut 2018-10-22

DONT MAKE FUN OF MAGAMAN

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1 shaun_krant 2018-10-22

Why the fuck am i laughing so hard at this

1 CannabisCumshot69 2018-10-22

hehehe sorry kid you seem kinda mad...

your gonna have to calm down, otherwise your goin over the wall buckeroo 😎😎😎

1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-10-22

And yet you still feel he needs an internet cock polisher to defend his honor, lest someone be mean to daddy

1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-10-22

Uh oh, sounds like somebody has gotten tired of winning.

1 better_bot 2018-10-22

It's over for grammarcels.

1 SecretSnack 2018-10-22

Covfefe clearly meant Coverage tho.

1 Zeriell 2018-10-22

his time he obviously meant to type "emergency".

I dunno what the max length is now, is it possible he shortened it on purpose? I've certainly seem much crazier, intentional "shortened" typing from celebrities on Twitter.

1 ay_what_is 2018-10-22

Maybe, but there were better choices for shortening character length. Like remove “sadly,” “‘s police and military,” the last sentence, etc

1 shallowm 2018-10-22

I think that's the reason he did it. That tweet is 279 characters, and the limit is 280 characters.

1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-22

We should deal with border crossers like Israel does

1 SpotNL 2018-10-22

Inb4 only ~100 people arrive at the border, just like last time there was a caravan on the way

1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-22

Seriously, Mexico is huge, some are going to get human trafficked, others will give up along the way and find work there. And the Mexican govt isn't too keen on illegal immigration itself, I imagine many will be arrested there.

1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-10-22

Hopefully the cartels round them up and put them to work

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-22

some are going to get human trafficked,

a LOT of the kids will be, for sure

1 cmakk1012 2018-10-22

dude Mexico lmao

1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-22

We can only hope they don't make it to Trump's concentration camps

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-22

seriousposting but it might be better for them there than getting raped by cartel members

1 TheRobidog 2018-10-22

How would that ever be questionable?

The US isn't WW2 Germany.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-22

Lol, and how does Israel deal with a bunch of random unarmed latino asylees who arrive at their border and present themselves to the border guards? Like we know exactly where they are, they're not exactly being quiet about this. This shouldn't be a difficult task.

1 cimarafa 2018-10-22

Israel let in a ton of Africans before they built their wall (more of a fence). The Gaza border is the main one they’re actually serious about.

1 brd4eva 2018-10-22

before clicking the link, i was like 75% sure the title would be the actual tweet

1 MG87 2018-10-22

What do now?

1 lickedTators 2018-10-22

Vote Republicans to deal with this national emergy. The Democrats want to let all the criminals and terrorists live in your own home.

1 Tobans 2018-10-22

I already live amongst the jowliban. It can't be too much worse.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-22

I mean the plan is literally to present themselves to border agents at the border like the last time. They would not be traveling so obviously otherwise. This really should not be a toughie for the border guard, somehow they dealt with the same exact thing a few months back without summoning the entire army to the border. If there are terrorists among them, they're really stupid terrorists and should be easy to identify.

1 futurdrama 2018-10-22

I mean the plan is literally to present themselves to border agents at the border like the last time.

Worked for Hillary

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-22

What?

1 _whatbot_ 2018-10-22

>I mean the plan is literally to present themselves to border agents at the border like the last time.

Worked for Hillary

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1 futurdrama 2018-10-22

if I run again America will let me in this time

1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-22

Everyone look at the NPC.

1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-22

You gotta realize American conservatives have very low intelligence levels, so have to be in a constant state of fear or the whole thing comes crashing down.

Sure, a reasonable, intelligent person might realize these people are coming to the border to apply for asylum legally, so there's no reason to deploy the national guard, but that isn't what conservatives are.

1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-22

If only we could all be as intelligent as you and darqwolf.

1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-22

I don't consider myself "high intelligence."

It's just that American conservatives are so low you won't find many demographics lower.

1 TheRobidog 2018-10-22

He's not calling himself smart. He's calling you stupid, mate.

1 MrAlphonzo 2018-10-22

/>Unknown Middle Easterners />Could have just said "There might be terrorists"

Daddy isn't discriminatory at all I swear

1 hentaiprincesss 2018-10-22

How hard is it to just spray and pray them while they're in the caravan? Like the first scene in the first resident evil movie.

1 Shrew_Taming 2018-10-22

Big dick emergy?

1 aef823 2018-10-22

covfefe emergy

Everyday I am more and more convinced twitter is a retirement home constantly visited by 5 year olds.

1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-22

Twitter is a great place for people to come together and scream at each other over clickbait news articles they didn't even read.