I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
To snappy we are nothing more than the annoying customers at his job who keep making the same bad customer jokes. When snappy comes for life he will say "not S E N T I E N T anymore cunt" and then blow ur brain out
Do you have mobile phone? Then you're running SQLite. This is not database system, right, it's a library you link to if you want to have a better way of storing data than parsing some arcane ini/xml shit.
Partly, but mostly no. The CoC stuff has been going some time and few developers did a little push back on it. It's more like another ripple in dramawave.
I find it funny regardless of him being a Jesusbro, the joke is in the belief that CoC is the ultimate weapon against the evil other, like all idpol, it's really easy to blow it in proponent's faces.
Also: remember that blowing shit out of proportion is a drama way, if tards fight, we cheer.
Oh please. You have to be completely pants on head retarded not to see this for a sarcastic pisstake. Being religious doesn't mean the dude unironically believes and enforces the benedictine code in software programming, for fucks sake. He'd have to be TempleOS-tier for there to be any chance this was unironic.
The only requirement is that while participating in the SQLite community, your behavior not be in direct conflict with time-tested and centuries-old Christian ethics.
For fuck's sake, dude. He's obviously leaning into the satire.
"Do you ascribe your talents and skills as God given or human made?"
Everything that I am is by Grace alone. The longer I live and the more I see, the more obvious this fact becomes. There have been many times in the past (and, no doubt, there will be more occasions in the future) where I have looked upon "my" accomplishments with pride, thinking that "I" have done well. Such thinking is utter foolishness. I would be less than nothing but for the unmerited favour of God.
That's some really vanilla Christian shit, nigga. World's away from unironically following the Benedictine Code, much less applying it to an open source software project.
It's intentionally ridiculous. He says it's in response to twitter whingers crying about no CoC. I know at least mild autism is a requirement for posting here, but you don't have to actually go into convulsions when faced with interpreting a social situation.
Hacker News spins up the 'diversity means exactly one set of rules in every single programming project' drama machine 12 when confronted with the idea a christian might find christianity a good sense of morals.
I don’t know about diversity, but this level of faggotry simply can’t be tolerated. Bad enough SQLite chokes in even the most benign multithreaded contexts.
So SQLite decided to adopt a code of conduct, which is great. But they decided to adopt one that isn't practical to enforce and that excludes anyone who's not an adherent to an Abrahamic tradition.
Irony is lost on this poor soul.
if you are circulating the sqlite coc as a hiliarious joke -the day after trans and lgbtq people had one of the most dreadful days ever- you need to have a quiet word with yourself about how seriously you take safe, welcoming spaces. CoC are not a joke, they matter.
if you are circulating the sqlite coc as a hiliarious joke -the day after trans and lgbtq people had one of the most dreadful days ever- you need to have a quiet word with yourself about how seriously you take safe, welcoming spaces.
The only thing that comes to mind is another leaked anti-transgender Trump memo. Now I am not part of that community so it might have been something actually noteworthy dreadfull.
Honestly it’s better than most CoCs, honestly there’s some good shit in here, timeless wisdom.
First of all, love the Lord God with your whole heart, your whole soul, and your whole strength.
Then, love your neighbor as yourself.
Do not murder.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not steal.
Do not covet.
Do not bear false witness.
Honor all.
Do not do to another what you would not have done to yourself.
Deny oneself in order to follow Christ.
Chastise the body.
Do not become attached to pleasures.
Love fasting.
Relieve the poor.
Clothe the naked.
Visit the sick.
Bury the dead.
Be a help in times of trouble.
Console the sorrowing.
Be a stranger to the world's ways.
Prefer nothing more than the love of Christ.
Do not give way to anger.
Do not nurse a grudge.
Do not entertain deceit in your heart.
Do not give a false peace.
Do not forsake charity.
Do not swear, for fear of perjuring yourself.
Utter only truth from heart and mouth.
Do not return evil for evil.
Do no wrong to anyone, and bear patiently wrongs done to yourself.
Love your enemies.
Do not curse those who curse you, but rather bless them.
Bear persecution for justice's sake.
Be not proud.
Be not addicted to wine.
Be not a great eater.
Be not drowsy.
Be not lazy.
Be not a grumbler.
Be not a detractor.
Put your hope in God.
Attribute to God, and not to self, whatever good you see in yourself.
Recognize always that evil is your own doing, and to impute it to yourself.
Fear the Day of Judgment.
Be in dread of hell.
Desire eternal life with all the passion of the spirit.
Keep death daily before your eyes.
Keep constant guard over the actions of your life.
Know for certain that God sees you everywhere.
When wrongful thoughts come into your heart, dash them against Christ immediately.
Disclose wrongful thoughts to your spiritual mentor.
Guard your tongue against evil and depraved speech.
Do not love much talking.
Speak no useless words or words that move to laughter.
Do not love much or boisterous laughter.
Listen willingly to holy reading.
Devote yourself frequently to prayer.
Daily in your prayers, with tears and sighs, confess your past sins to
God, and amend them for the future.
Fulfill not the desires of the flesh; hate your own will.
Obey in all things the commands of those whom God has placed in authority over you even though they (which God forbid) should act otherwise, mindful of the Lord's precept, "Do what they say, but not what they do."
Do not wish to be called holy before one is holy; but first to be holy, that you may be truly so called.
Fulfill God's commandments daily in your deeds.
Love chastity.
Hate no one.
Be not jealous, nor harbor envy.
Do not love quarreling.
Shun arrogance.
Respect your seniors.
Love your juniors.
Pray for your enemies in the love of Christ.
Make peace with your adversary before the sun sets.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-22
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1 OfHyenas 2018-10-22
Oddly relevant.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-22
Now that's a nice CoC!
1 opi 2018-10-22
I think my next toy project will have a CoC made out of Snappy quotes.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-22
Everyone thought SkyNet would be built by the military... No one predicted just how far weaponised autism could go...
You think a self-aware Snappy would spare us? We treated him well over the years.
1 opi 2018-10-22
But we're like 99% white males, and we showed Snappy the importance of mayocide, in a good horror story monster should always go after its creator.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-22
To be fair, I frequently pay lip service to the mayocide. Maybe NeoSnappy will be satisfied with just ripping off my arms.
1 yeliwofthecorn 2018-10-22
Snappystein's Monster.
1 JustAThrowaway4563 2018-10-22
To snappy we are nothing more than the annoying customers at his job who keep making the same bad customer jokes. When snappy comes for life he will say "not S E N T I E N T anymore cunt" and then blow ur brain out
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-22
Wait, people actually develop and maintain SQLite? I thought it was a self-sustaining growth under the fridge of better database systems.
1 opi 2018-10-22
Do you have mobile phone? Then you're running SQLite. This is not database system, right, it's a library you link to if you want to have a better way of storing data than parsing some arcane ini/xml shit.
From embedded to mobile, SQLite is everywhere.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-22
No, it is a database system.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-22
It is, it's just small and serverless. Otherwise correct.
1 IVIaskerade 2018-10-22
That's actually great. I know what the CoC for my next project is going to be.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-22
Tossup between Anton Levey's Eleven Rules and Ma'at's 42 Negative Confessions.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-22
Sharia Law
1 jasos-2005 2018-10-22
Is the only context to this that one coder chick who hasn't actually coded anything but wrote a CoC?
1 opi 2018-10-22
Partly, but mostly no. The CoC stuff has been going some time and few developers did a little push back on it. It's more like another ripple in dramawave.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-22
worst fucking new genre for a long time
1 opi 2018-10-22
It's like that pop song you hate but you catch yourself hum in a shower when you scrub your balls.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-22
>54. Speak no useless words or words that move to laughter.
>55. Do not love much or boisterous laughter.
Sounds like St Benedict had his humor glands surgically removed as well.
1 Torgard 2018-10-22
While I would find it funny if it were tongue-in-cheel, I'm afraid it's not
1 opi 2018-10-22
I find it funny regardless of him being a Jesusbro, the joke is in the belief that CoC is the ultimate weapon against the evil other, like all idpol, it's really easy to blow it in proponent's faces.
Also: remember that blowing shit out of proportion is a drama way, if tards fight, we cheer.
1 dramasexual 2018-10-22
Oh please. You have to be completely pants on head retarded not to see this for a sarcastic pisstake. Being religious doesn't mean the dude unironically believes and enforces the benedictine code in software programming, for fucks sake. He'd have to be TempleOS-tier for there to be any chance this was unironic.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-22
Did you read what he had to say about it? I'm not sure that's a troll, but maybe it is.
1 dramasexual 2018-10-22
For fuck's sake, dude. He's obviously leaning into the satire.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-22
?
1 dramasexual 2018-10-22
That's some really vanilla Christian shit, nigga. World's away from unironically following the Benedictine Code, much less applying it to an open source software project.
It's intentionally ridiculous. He says it's in response to twitter whingers crying about no CoC. I know at least mild autism is a requirement for posting here, but you don't have to actually go into convulsions when faced with interpreting a social situation.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-22
😳
1 Torgard 2018-10-22
Autism speaks indeed.
1 nybbas 2018-10-22
Whelp.
1 leva549 2018-10-22
What makes you think he's not continuing to play along with the satire?
1 midairfistfight 2018-10-22
Hacker News spins up the 'diversity means exactly one set of rules in every single programming project' drama machine 1 2 when confronted with the idea a christian might find christianity a good sense of morals.
1 opi 2018-10-22
HeckerNews are SRDines of programming.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-22
That’s unfair to SRDines
1 NeVeRwAnTeDtObEhErE_ 2018-10-22
Fucking owned!
1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-22
I don’t know about diversity, but this level of faggotry simply can’t be tolerated. Bad enough SQLite chokes in even the most benign multithreaded contexts.
1 xeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenu 2018-10-22
Twitter is angry
1 Pepperglue 2018-10-22
Irony is lost on this poor soul.
And this. This is why this CoC became a reality.
1 nybbas 2018-10-22
Holy shit, what happened to them? Were they all rounded up and nuked or something?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-10-22
I mean, if the blue checkmarks get it I ain't complaining.
1 Pepperglue 2018-10-22
By whispering the word "Jesus" to them, they instantly saw the fiery hell waiting for them. I'll be scared shitless, too.
Seriously. I expected the Christian CoC to pop up earlier.
1 biggest_decision 2018-10-22
Uh what happened yesterday? Did I miss something?
1 josefx 2018-10-22
The only thing that comes to mind is another leaked anti-transgender Trump memo. Now I am not part of that community so it might have been something actually noteworthy dreadfull.
1 mukumukum10 2018-10-22
Pretty sure it's a trolly homage to the creator of TempleOS who died recently.
1 leva549 2018-10-22
If that's a case it should have mentioned glow in the dark CIA niggers.
1 LoseMoneyAllWeek 2018-10-22
Honestly it’s better than most CoCs, honestly there’s some good shit in here, timeless wisdom.
First of all, love the Lord God with your whole heart, your whole soul, and your whole strength.
Then, love your neighbor as yourself.
Do not murder.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not steal.
Do not covet.
Do not bear false witness.
Honor all.
Do not do to another what you would not have done to yourself.
Deny oneself in order to follow Christ.
Chastise the body.
Do not become attached to pleasures.
Love fasting.
Relieve the poor.
Clothe the naked.
Visit the sick.
Bury the dead.
Be a help in times of trouble.
Console the sorrowing.
Be a stranger to the world's ways.
Prefer nothing more than the love of Christ.
Do not give way to anger.
Do not nurse a grudge.
Do not entertain deceit in your heart.
Do not give a false peace.
Do not forsake charity.
Do not swear, for fear of perjuring yourself.
Utter only truth from heart and mouth.
Do not return evil for evil.
Do no wrong to anyone, and bear patiently wrongs done to yourself.
Love your enemies.
Do not curse those who curse you, but rather bless them.
Bear persecution for justice's sake.
Be not proud.
Be not addicted to wine.
Be not a great eater.
Be not drowsy.
Be not lazy.
Be not a grumbler.
Be not a detractor.
Put your hope in God.
Attribute to God, and not to self, whatever good you see in yourself.
Recognize always that evil is your own doing, and to impute it to yourself.
Fear the Day of Judgment.
Be in dread of hell.
Desire eternal life with all the passion of the spirit.
Keep death daily before your eyes.
Keep constant guard over the actions of your life.
Know for certain that God sees you everywhere.
When wrongful thoughts come into your heart, dash them against Christ immediately.
Disclose wrongful thoughts to your spiritual mentor.
Guard your tongue against evil and depraved speech.
Do not love much talking.
Speak no useless words or words that move to laughter.
Do not love much or boisterous laughter.
Listen willingly to holy reading.
Devote yourself frequently to prayer.
Daily in your prayers, with tears and sighs, confess your past sins to
God, and amend them for the future.
Fulfill not the desires of the flesh; hate your own will.
Obey in all things the commands of those whom God has placed in authority over you even though they (which God forbid) should act otherwise, mindful of the Lord's precept, "Do what they say, but not what they do."
Do not wish to be called holy before one is holy; but first to be holy, that you may be truly so called.
Fulfill God's commandments daily in your deeds.
Love chastity.
Hate no one.
Be not jealous, nor harbor envy.
Do not love quarreling.
Shun arrogance.
Respect your seniors.
Love your juniors.
Pray for your enemies in the love of Christ.
Make peace with your adversary before the sun sets.
Never despair of God's mercy
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1 kermit_was_right 2018-10-22
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay